Disco fever

i has it
den u does YMCA.
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i has it
den u does YMCA.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: Clint Westphal
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john travoltas u has it
ah ah ah ah stayin aliev stayin aliev…
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nawt seccondz furr glory!
ai will disko fer yoo!!
do de shuffull!
*doo doo doo de doo de doo doo doo!*
*doo doo doo de doo de doo doo doo!*
*pointy hands!*
*twirl!*
*shimmy!*
*jump ‘n’ land in splits!!*
um…i fink i hurted my speshul muskuls wif dat last moov. need to go hoamz naow.
kthxbai!
If u guise can do it, ai can too!! Ai’m dansing fur glory (and mary)
do de shuffull!
*doo doo doo de doo de doo doo doo!*
*doo doo doo de doo de doo doo doo!*
*pointy hands!*
*twirl!*
*shimmy!*
*jump ānā land in splits!!*
Oooo, ooooo . . .ai dint see them splits coming! Ai goes to laie down on teh cowch.
Frum a saife distance, ai lie heer admiring teh adorable dancing kitteh. Hao kyoot is taht!!
it’s the HUSTLE, and he’s doin’ it!!!!!
YEAH BABY !!! OH BEHAVE !!!
austin powers ref FTW! FTW! FTW!
Caturday Night Fevre!!!!!!!!
duz we both get da not secund danze for da tie?
U can has not second danse, mary O. Duz u has a disco partner?
Dis kitteh remine me of mah James, hoo went to teh Ranebow Brideg teh day before Fanksgibing. *snif* I duz slo dansse fur him an u.
So sorry yoo juss lost ur kitteh!
much sorrie fur yuor lost of James. mebbee he be wif my pumpkin , aka pLumpkin, cuz she had plump lil floofy bellie, (but not fat! ) and dey celebrate Fanksgibing too gedder…
Fanks furry muchly furr da danz. but wacth out, i have much dangreus moves wen i dizcko!!
So sawwy! Dat’s sad!
Oh dc….I am so berry sorree fur yur loss of James!!
Yer James, he is lucky kitteh for to have had dis time wiff you as da hoomin who lubbeded him. An now he is luckee kitteh who gets to eat dah Cheezbergers in Paradise. WE all lubs yer James wiff you an gibs you beeg warm hugs like toastee right owdah deh baffroom vent/obben Hunnert Dollah Touwil wrapping arownd you wiff pikcher of James silk screened on it.
Fankoo awl. Cheezfrenz is teh bestest!
James wuz a street reskew and teh funniest kitteh I ever had. Him was a champeen bottom-sticker-upper wen u skritched at teh base of himz tail; himz wud go on tippytoe on himz hind legs till him falled over. Den him purr an purr. So funnee!
Nao hims wif himz bes frend Phoebe, hoo useta eet his breffus, but him lubbed her NE way.
Hau ole wazhe?
much sry’s furr teh losses ob yer kittehs.
We not shur how ole James was, but we had him 13 years, an we guess he was about 1 when I found him. He hadda gud long life an was much lubbed.
Hu cud want more den dat? A long laif and lotsa lub!
Sry to heer bout ur James. Iz sure he’s wif Phoebe noaw and plenty brekfast 4 evrywun! (Ur kittehs haz teh vry dignified names!) Hope u go from loss to memories vv fast not stopping at hurt on teh way.
Ai so sorry for your loss of James *sniff sniff* . Ebery kitteh is so special. When gets over teh sad, then has happi times remembring all teh kittehs who are gone. Many hugs for you
Hai Doctorcat.
I so sowy to heer bout James. I fink dat sum kittehz hab a bettr sense uv humor dan obbers. U said how James waz a champeen bottom-sticker-upper. Mebee he lieked maekin U laff as much as he lieked gettin his skritches?
*sniff sniff*
yay! not second! woot! dans with deh john travoltas kitteh!
Moar dan a kitteh
Moar dan a kitteh to me…
*danse danse danse*
WIN!!!1!!
Dancin foo kitteh
the beat goes on and I’m so wrong
the beat goes on and I’m so wrong.
I’m a dancin’ foo-oo-oo-oo-ool.
luvs frank zappa.
Let’s go 2 teh Mud Club!
Dis go here, dis go der
Your dukes. Put them up.
And ai shal teech yoo teh nobul art of fisticufs.
Dats teh nawtsecond ting I thot ov 2 - teh lion in the Wiz of Oz an teh “Put ‘em up! Put ‘em up!”
Dans, Kitteh, dans!
jump kitteh jump (kitteh jump)
put dat kitteh jump on me
slap da kitteh, make him fwee!
Mai liddl gurl sez “Labyrinth FTW”!!!!
Tuxedo cat wishes for leisure suit
U has dat ina polyesster blend?
suit salesman: u go ahed, trys it -
(cat holds up lyter to slev)
cat: man no lie, dis stuf won burn!
and platform shoes with goldfish in the heels !!!
My invizibel danse partner: I holdz her too tite.
I is in ur bathroom, doin karaokee.
i thnik it iz da kittchn cuz of da oven? but still much funnee
How grate would it be to has oven in teh baffroom? U cud warm ur towels for those chilly mornings.
I’ll bet even teh Hunnert Dollar Towels don’t come wif their own heater.
Yoo cud warm yoor towelz AND toste yoor bunz!
install heet duct n vent unner touwil barr n u can has heeted hunnert dollah touwils. Mai mommeh has teh heet vent…nawt teh touwil.
wantz it, needz it, gotztah haves dat Hunnert Dollah touwil vent/baffroom oven! Dis idea, it’s time haz come! Kittehlurve obveeuslee come frum long line of eggsentrik geeneeusis! You cood install burner too and sit on potty in wrapped yer toasty H.D.T. and toast marsh mallow.
P.S. when teh Mommeh gettin owt o dah Hooskow for we can has beeg dantz and wave dah H.D.T.’s over hedz and makes noiz wiff the skweezing of rubber duckies what has skweeker option.
OMG! I can has been unner beeg rock. I must hab had the tele on dah TVLand chanell an misst the cubbraidge ov dah daring eggskape of dah Kittehlurve’s Mommeh from deh Pokee. Dah ambalanze pict her up at dah McDonals wiff wet hare. Now she in horsepital recubbering. Must needz some psyk. saikee, saki…sombunny to takl to about dah hole sitchiashun! Oh Kittehlurve you muss jess be ringin yer paws over dis. WE all foldz up our HDT’s (now nice and toastee from dah oben) an sitz on them as we wait wiff you for werd of dah Mommeh’s recubberee
I finks u is right, didna pay tenshun to teh whole pic. I jus saw tile and thoughteded bafroom.
Ai thot is was a bafroom too! Until ai red awl the kitchen stuff!
disco fever kitteh has a potty mouf
Well, I can tell bai da wai U use ur wawk,
ur a kitteh cat, noe tiem to tawk.
oh, oh oh, oooh halp!!1 I feel dah splort commin on.
QUIK - here’s an eggstra CHRG (wdoi). Strap it own reelee tite!
Beddur nao?
i takes dat an da bigg floofy Hunnert Dollah touwil, preeeez. I feel eggtra giant splortage is imminint! I may needz serchnrescuekitteh!
red hunnert dollah touwil iz hangin bee hynd kitteh.
Can I just adds here for teh bennyfit of our frens in TeenytinyIngland that a hunnert dollar towel in ‘merica is equivalent to a 48.47 towel pounds sterling, or a 67.73 euro towel.
That’s a 339.29 towel in dog pounds. *giggle*
By kewriuss coinsidenss, ai has sebenty Euros rite heer. Ai can has towel? (bery important tu always no wehr ur towl is)
Allus carry a towl. And donut panic!
Quick! Does anywun know how much is a Hunnert Dollar Towel in Altairian dollars?
http://www.wshome.com/products/p112/index.cfm?pkey=cbthtwl
teh bafsheets…$48 on Merrykan siet. Kanukistani siet dont sell stuff butt in stoar, bafsheet is $100.