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Squerrel wakes up on sets of Dez Berds…not want!
iz rite! iz no teh nut (jus wan) dey chix wan. tehy wan ur eyz!
RUN TIPPI RUN !!!
Taht moovee stil scaers meh. Berds. Do not want!
Ai seen funnee funnee cawstoom. Wuz purtee peenk Shanell type ladee soot - wif burdeez attached to it! Ai lol so hard at it, mite hafta ware it wun yeer!
Yo laydeez carful on dah furz dey enuf ov me 2 go ’round!
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THis is not a humorous commet, but something that may be relevant to your interests if you are a word person (we already know that you are an animal person), I recently learned that the word for squirrel fur is VAIR.
There’s a website called freerice dot com (word press ate my link to you!) It is a humanitarian program to provide rice to needy people in the world. It also has a fun vocab. quiz section that you can play with (forever, not unlike ICHC), and learn some cool words.
Having said that, I must add that I believe that making and wearing fun clothing is absolutely abhorant. I’m speaking not of native peoples, but of the modern society because of the cruel treatment of the animals and that it real fur is unnecesary with our vast technology to provide clothing for us.
So, animal lovers, and word lovers,
adieu
That should read “FUR CLOTHING”!!!
fanx fur teh “huh” to “ooh” updait
Bai teh wei: Europe is now finallie also banning teh use of kitteh an goggie fur, small step in a laawng road.
Oh noes!! What will mai kittehs wear?!
tee hee
Fur is terrible… like eww why would i want to wear an animal, I don’t even eat meat.
oh oh yes, kitkay - ai fauned dis sayte a fwe daiz ago an amma nao hookd. free rice fur awl!
Yesh, Ai lurves da free rice game!!! Ai givs lotsa rices cuz da gaym iz fun!
An da fronsch werds made a fairee tayl much diffrint. When ritin down Cinderella, he HERD da werd verre, R ‘fur’ an thot he herd vaire (R wutever) ‘glass’! So Cindee’s ermine slippers becamd glass slippers. Remoovd a seckshoowell inyooendo frum da storee, too…. “Kin Ai trai yoor furree slipper? Ai marree yoo if it fits!”
hay, thnx, oaj, I vagelee herd sumthing lyke taht, butt didnt rlly git it entil yu ’spained it!
MINE
nt yrs
this is nqt a funney comet, butt I read an interesting fakt about squirrel and ther nuz in a book called *Animals in Translation* by Temple Grandin, a well known authority on humane live stock care and animals thinking in general (she is brilliant and also autist!).
She says that grey squirrels bury hundreds and hundreds of nuts every year–individually–and they not only remember exactly where they buried them, but how long ago, and what kind of nut it is.
Animals have amazing intelligence in areas that we humans would be utterly cueless. (even if tehy cant spell!)
they remember basic locations, then sniff em out.
Well, Grandin sez taht iz teh commonlee bleeved ideer, butt shee sez taht tehy akshoeally bemember tehm speckifficaly. I’m gonna chek my buk two fynd teh efidence wich she bases hur openion on, becuz I cannt rekogmenber it, An I’m curious, an maibee yU ar, too! I’l rite bak tonite!
i can has GPS?
Good Peenut Sensor?
Skwirtls iz amayzing an funnee! Da lengths dey go thru to git fud is amayzin. Ai seen dem hangin upsied down to eet flowrs, an Ai NO da fiting we go fru to sayv a fyoo poneegranits frum dem an da burdees! Ai alwayz wunder wut’s gowin fru der minds wen Ai see dem.
Temple Grandin an amayzing laydee too! Ai seen a show bowt her on teevee wuns, vary impressive! Her ideers R full uv win an awsum, berree sensibull an hyoomayn!
oh Starlings!!! Non native birdz! Do not WANT! Chase native sppecees away!
Doant tinks gopher will gib up nut!
Ummm…unless u noes teh geomagrafical locashun of where dis pic wuz taken, den I finks we cannot ackoose dese birds of being non native. Dey could be innocents!! R there a legal profeshunal/aerobics insctructimikator who kin clarify dis for us. Think ob teh poor ackoosed lolstarlings!!!
attention all ex-aerobic instructors who failed a paralegal class at the learning annex: ICHC is hiring.
oh, and tionna has ish with men like this who play the field
http://www.gawker.com/news/ask-tionna/is-that-all-you-want-out-of-your-life-hard-dick-and-bubblegum-325067.php
LOL, she rawks as hard as Dan Savage! Ai tink he say same ting to dat gurl!
Remember, da best way to git yur grayd kwik frum lernin annecks iz to hold teechurs muneez hostij!
But Ai dun tink dis gofur iz playin da feeld, he onlee feelin hims noots! Too bizzee holdin dem wif boff hans to trai NE chix!
huh???
omgowrsh. srsly? how lukz on resume?
oh hai, wurkd for happycat.
made cheezburgers.
srsly gud at it.
dat all, kthxbai.
Iz dey be LOLStarz in England-land? But dat a prairygog, yes? Prairyezpoochez iz in USA..? Dey be immagrant birdz den.. not der fault dey brung ov’a- but didz you knowz dey is relashun’d to Minah birdz? I rescue one an he got ‘dopted and he can says “KISS Kiss” wifin one munth! Prolly moar by now but he in neu home wif fambly now
Dey good birdzses.. 
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Iz Beechi ground squirrel. Iz Nord Amerikan endemic. lole.
N aneewai dey cannud hep whear dey are now! Not dere idee, not der fault. AI guez ai non-native speecees tu. N ai wanne eed!
I wish
that Star-lings would finally
grow up and
become Stars
must they perpetually
live as fleglings?
O, but we have so many
beautiful stars in the
sky already!
And I love to watch
the bird flocks fly
to and fro together
in their own harmony!
WoW, Ah likez ur poim!
tank U berry mush, Purrsephone!
OMG i lurve starling bbs!
i lurve ur poem!
fanks sew much, lokicat!
u noes, i sees does flcoekcs of burds flyin as a big bunch, this way an dat, an up an downs, al togeder an I fings da dey does da fur da fun an da joiy of it. I fink dae leiks it!
yess, if yU wactch em kerfully, it iz a think of beautie an also amzing synchronicity!
Even if these LOLstarlinglings are in the US and therefore non-native, they can’t help that. Blame Shakespeare and his goofy fans.
Liddol birdie tol me u wuz gonna giv meh taht nut!
“Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow”
momcat
G&S ref FTW!
“Dad! Dad! Hey, Dad! Dad, can I has sum of dat??”
“I IZ NAWT UR FATHUR!”
jez Luke at me!
Do I luke like your father?
Nawt nutz, iz kibblz
Mai sun haz de shurt dat sez: Protec ur nutz! An squrrel haz de bazebal bat.
Sumtymes yoo feel lyke a nut.
Sumtymes yoo don’t.
We feelz lyke a nut. Hand it ober. Kthxbai.
How ’bout a nice Almound Joy.
Me naut feel like sharing today!
Ok, fens, dunpush, ai sine autograbs fur awl! Gled u laik mai pichers! Tanks!
didnt dat hertz?
Sombho dis gat hooked to wrng mssg. Wuz reply to one frm thornius bout sqrills aetin hz nutz. o wel
Knot hert wen eet nutz, hert wen byted fingerz do!
Ai hab pitchers ai tuk last yeer of skwurls siteeng own mai lap eateeng mai nutz at de park.
wayt… whut?
*schlooop*
dere goze mai mind; bak in da guttr agin…
Mine went rite der wif yurs. Imme imeai uh, reel quik!
Iz dat bad?
I laffed. I goes to hell, huh?
Dat okay. I be drivinz da bus, lulz. we all be goin. bring icewatr plz, kthxbai.
Ai hab pitchers ob skwurlz at de park last yeer sitteng on mai lap, eeteeng mai nutz.
Thornius, Aihopes u r bery bery mostest carefull wehn u feed teh skwurlz. Wehn mai bruddeh was at Sir achus unibercity he feeded a skwerl and it bitted hims. Him has to has teh rabies shots in hims belleh. owie owie owie…just sayin, pleese bes carefull.
A fren iz gettin teh rabies shots rite nao, but no has to git dem in teh tummeh.
Still, much owiez.
Dem not break skin, just lightly scrape was moar ob lik, leik goggie kiz. Sweet, frenly mommie skwurl gib it 2 me. I go bak minnie thyme and take her moar o’ mai nutz. Shi leik de nutz.
Haow menny nutz duz u gots?! Duz dey grow bak or sumfin?
My gutter mind, let me show u it.
Erm not post furst thyme, den bofe post.
Ai guez dey ate morenone uf ur nuds!