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poor hedgehog, can’ts reach teh cheezburger.
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kitteh is ‘baut tu show hejhawg wai bubsy da bobcat shuda been Sega’s mascot…
ai duz a jump tu da left, an a step tu da rait
and putz mah paws on mah hips and brings mah nees in tait
and its mah pelvic trustin dat drives yu insayne
>:3
OMG LETZ DO DA TYME WARPZ AGAIN!!!!!!!!
true dat
Kewreeosity mibbe noe kill kitteh, but it gibs him nasty pwick on da nose!
Weee congwats on nawt sekond? Like omgwtf kynd dansey yuu wantses? Pryklie dansey?
Bud Iz nawt nawt sekond nemore!
Nawt that I mindz…. bud can I still haz danse? Pwease?
*Duz kyoot kitteh eyez fur danse*
Pwease to do whirly danse til weez fallz over?
ai duz taim wrap fur yu, since yu wuz nawt secund furst fur a secund
mai poyntee ends let me shows u.
I haz more of dem dan u doez!
Pain, I haz it.
soon he will get teh point.
zomg dats a bad joak. o wellz xD
Meee-OOWWWWWW!!!1!
Hedj-hog? I studee yoo closelee. Yoo no lib in a hedj. Yoo too small too be a hog. I konklude yoo not be a hedj-hog. I am a gud syentist!
yuu be awwsum syentist!
Iz moar liek etty molijist. Iz word-studdyin hooman.
teh scientifik method at werk. gud job, kitteh. teh unibercity wil gib u a office n a chair n desk n eberyting.
Yoo think dey wood gib me an elektrik staypler, too? I alwayz wunted to plai with one of doze. I ment to say, I has menny, menny impotant syentific payperz I needs to stayple.
be sures to get a red elektrik staypler, Daisy. no reason u cant be fashunabull while bein a syentist and all.
Maek shur dey givs yoo yur free starter pees of flair too. Yoo can nebber hav too much flair.
… but dey not gib you a bukket
WTF???
dat is sew rite! kitteh is trying to figgur dis wun owt…
Is yoo sum sort of toofpik devais?
a pin cushhin?
a long hared kitteh on djel oversows?
*dows
Dddddduh.
Muss fine taiping tewtorial…
Little kitteh, your be stiff, I lick you better…..
Weird Press gobbled up a word – it have been ….your fur be stiff…
Ennywun for a vers of “teh hegjhog can nebber be bu..” weit, is dis a famblie sait?
LolPratchett ref FTW!
eye sings it to “Irish Washerwoman”
lookink . . . lookink . . .
trying to find not too bad verse . . .
dis verse not too bad
You can order or shoo ‘im, or run a knife through ‘im
The one thing you cannot do is stick it to ‘im.
If you try to seduce ‘im, you’ll end in a fix,
His prickles defend him against rampant pricks.
Wehr do u get teh wurds from, pegataur? Ai ownly noze teh sawng from teh books an tehy don’t print dem awl. Ai is curious kitteh.
Aye tried to post da linky but wordy press eeted it.
hmm, try dis
Google “hedgehog song”
I like da ryming scheme uv da third one.
Dat’s teh furst ting I toght uv wen I saw dis pikture! Awwsum!
Yay! *sings the Hedgehog Song*
Canz we be singing teh wizzard’s staff song nekst?
Sure! An aid suggerst a gaem of trippul mister onjun but ai can nebber remember iffn teh 1 cards are bettur tehn der pikshur cards…
“Death’ll be yer konstant companion, but ‘e ‘as been known ta wink!”
Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men?
ME.
Who knows what men are capable of?
ME AGAIN.
Since you are having a near-death experience, I am logically, by extension, having a near-Vimes experience.
Don’t worry about me, I’ve brought a book
Am I going to die?
YES
Am I dying?
YES
But from you’re point of view, everyone’s going to die and everyone’s dying.
Jus wun moar
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Are you Death?
IT’S THE SCYTHE, ISN’T IT? PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THE SCYTHE.
I’m going to die?
POSSIBLY.
Possibly? You turn up when people are possibly going to die?
OH YES. IT’S QUITE THE NEW THING.
IT’S BECAUSE OF THE UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE.
What’s that?
I’M NOT SURE.
That’s very helpful.
I THINK IT MEANS PEOPLE MAY OR MAY NOT DIE.
I HAVE TO SAY IT’S PLAYING HOB WITH MY SCHEDULE, BUT I TRY TO KEEP UP WITH MODERN THOUGHT.
**
Owber an owt
LolDeff sez: I HAS KAPSLOK
Only Deff can speek in small kaps. Teh rest of us hafta yoos kapslok.
n doant 4get teh Gold song!
*sings*
Gold, Gold, Gold, Glod… er…
anywun remembr teh werdz?
Sawry, ai wuz tinkin ob teh udder Gold song – teh wun dat goes
Gold, Gold, Gold, Glod….
Or maybe
Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold ?
Ai laiks tehm bofe.
We’re on a missions from Glod . . .
“Or that all time favourite, Gold, Gold, Gold.”
an i thawt I was havveeng a bad hareday!
I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,
Thy knotted and combined locks to part
And each particular hair to stand on end,
Like quills upon the fretful porpentine
Hamlet Act 1 Scene 4, I tink. FTW!
Hedjhog sez, “I tinks I is being wotched…”
no, hedjhog. u knot being wotched. u being skrutinized, analyzed, kontemplated, cogitated, mezerized, sanitzed, n udderwize luuked at reely hard. it’s awl gud, tho. no worries, mate.
Am u swalloed an tessawrus brainfire?
Luk owt itz Rowjays Tessawrus, getz in da kar!
no tessawrus, sangrail. me jus b lettin mai brane fire on awl teh sylindurs. sumtymes ai kant kontrol whut spillz owt. mus b 2 keepin mai duck taep n chikin glub handee awl teh tymes!
I’ze jeelus brainfire cuz mai sylindurs awl seezed up. Needz WD40 stat!
Hedgehog seys notting, hedgehog be dead. dat why is learning experience…kitteh meet death. lik kid hoo loosed da pet for furst tyme
dat iz wot i thot 2
Hez righ behine mee, isn’t hee?
curious kitty yellow?
“I am curious, but yellow” – Bob Hope
reference to: I Am Curious Yellow ?
(I just really dated myself)
’sokay, I dated myself once myself—
I luff myself,
I ting i’m grand
i goes too teh movies
jez two hold mah hand!
Mai Muddy Pawz…
Will Cleen Dem Now
hehehe!
Where does hedjhog sleep? N-E wherz hee wantz!
aproach caushuslee, snuggle carefulli
Dat smell lyke fude.
But dat not looke lyke fude.
…Is dat fude?
Kyuryus kitteh iz lookin fur teh chooie sentur.
NOOOOOO KITTEH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
don’t do it, kitteh! it will all end in tears!
Can hejhawg has snorgles on bellee? Himz bellee not awl spiny and looks snorgle-able! Awww…himz so kewt.Luk at himz widdle feetszs. Uh oh! **SPLORT**
Ummm…sorree…
Kleenup at ayul no 4!
Oh noes, Ize got brainz allovr mai gud clothz!
CCC is heer – bukkits and mops. Careful with those braynes, sangrail, Roody’s gonna need them.
*scoop, scoop, scoop*
There – awl bedder. Clothes awl cleen again. Heer Rooody – we’ll carefull tuck everything bak in playce. Gud. Nao – put awn yut CHRG(wdoi) – ai fix it awn reel gud wif the duk tape.
Heer’ yur sawft blankie n choklit. Just rest a bit an soon you’ll bee just fine again.
Awww… Fanks fur awl teh halp. I’m reely sorree. Mmmm… chawklit–AN a bankee. Teh best fur waht ayls yew. Bankee alsew atrakts kittehs. Boanus!
’sokay,sangrail–no matter!
As my mama used to say,
“Stop right naow. Sumone’s gonna get hurted!”
its awl fun’n'gaymes until sumwun looses an eyebawl…
and den it fun’n'gaymes widout depf persepshun
OH NOEZ!!! Is curiosity going to kill the cat?
Dey sai hee a hedgehog, butz hee no luk like Sonic.
An how hee getz owt uff da videoh gamez?
Experiensez! DO NOT WANT!
akshuly dere is a saying:
“Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.”
Anodder saying: “Do it right, learn a little. Do it wrong, lern a LOT!”
Kitty is about to become ever so much smarter!
sumone’s gotsta sai it: is dat hedgy ok? himz not luking so ok…
dat hedgehogz be dead! I knows, mai daughtrs hamster dieded while back from deh kitteh, luks just lik dat. NOT FUNNEH!
hegehoug be playin possums?
Aye don’t know. He looks sleepy to me, but what are hedgys supposed to look like?
No, kitteh! Letz sleepin hawgz lai!
ouch ouch ouch! Dat pun hurt worse dan his prickles!
Ifn u fot dat wuz bad, u shud reed teh poastz moar offen.
Whai da cheezburgerz posting da pics ub da dead animals? furst da lolrus dat be eated buy da lolerbear now da hedgelol? I no comez here to cee da poor dead animalz.
teh hejhawg no iz ded. iz just restin.
hejhawg is jest pinin’ for teh fjords!
u haz a flavor ur flavor is OUCH.
I has watch crock hunterz. I no dat camraman prowtect teh star. Liddle hejhawg, maek ur tiem!
liek omgz. i got lik-lik-lik’d by hedj-hog! much awsums!
kitteh thinx:
“iz prity shur i kan take tihs guy if i jes roll teh karpit over hem furst…”
The hedjehod loks sek. Paw hegehog, i feelz fr im
Haow du too hedjhawgs majke luv? Veri karfully.
i saw hedgies maikin luv wunce… teh gurl kept running awai… but twas awl part of teh gaim. teh sownds dey made – wow… much of teh grunting and weezing
So this is where it all started. When icanhascheezburger.com started putting links to other pictures on every single featured picture. I have to say, that fully 3/4ths of the picture link’s captions are absolututely retarded, and I wish they’d stop with the fricken links every picture.
“don let dem turns u into a robot”? WTF is this $hit?
DIMMSDALE!!!
I hope this kitty has read some Pratchett, or things could get ugly, reeeeaaallly fast!