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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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M kitteh sez ZZzzzzzzzz
moar liek v kitteh
did u ever see dat flick? V? zomg when i was a kid - soooo scurry.
duz dis mean that kittez are lizzrds under dey floof?
oh noes!!!
Dis means kitteh is alien bent on wurld dominashun? Oh yeah. Nebbermind.
I comez in peas.
<3
whirled peas?
yabbit, how meny peas ar in yur pod?
really?? cuz some things comez in pieces!
lolz
<3 kitteh
Nao I lay me down to sleep…
Teh kyuteness! Mah hed’s gonna asplode!
Dis kitteh maek me go “Awwww!”
I wants to snorgle dat floofy belleh. Eben at teh risk of poyntee enz.
yukkles
i lykez jur costumez an dancing
derez ah police guy anna construcshun guy anna…
so kewtz when dey singz an dances !!
I dun member enny of teh Villuj Peeple in a kitteh costoom…
It’s fun to stay at da
YMCA!
wurd press bein funky!
I posted three times before it came up and nao it seems liek I’m copying Romeow
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
HUMPH
Grate minds Shera.
I waz kinda surprized dat nobuddeh had said it before meh. U an prolly obers posted it before meh butts mah comment borked froo teh kitteh floof in WP an popped up nawt behine urz.
Sometiems U floof
Sometimes U git floofed.
I’m dansin fur Missy!
ROFL
at first I thought it was a typo of HAPPY CAT.
long live YMCA kitteh!
hi, r u italian or jus good lookin lool x
Wair resta villege kittehs?
They are still in the changing room.
naw, deh at dah bar chatting up dah bartenderz hopin fer fwee dwinks at dah brake.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys …
AAAAAAAAAAAH, earwurm! DO NOT WANT!
Dis kitteh doin his own fursty dants!
Join in!
It’s fun to stay at the
Y…M…C…A
get teh CCC kwik wile deres still tyme!
hang on! SEE JJTUCKER, below
missy- mus danc m danc fur u- maybe macarena?
momcat
Al Gore doin’ macarena durin’ campane burned in brane….can we’z doo ymca-macarena combo….or will hedz splode?
wayte a sec, haow yu bees on naow momcat?
he he he-
secrts! I haz dem!
I haz secrt ‘count in secrt plac!
naobudi atz da skool naows mai secrt kitteh side!
“secrt agnt mom, secrt agnt mom
deh teachz u yur numbas n takez awai yur game”
momcat
(PS Iz beeted u! i waz numba 5! plbeeeth az opus wud sai! um- whi iz u nawt studin? bad kitteh!)
“M” fur Marmylaed!
But not poysin.
aktually- thees is subspecies of the poysonus orunj kittehs -
the sleepin orunj kittehs - when it forms m with arms - watch owt, its a TRAP!
Yez! A deadlee trap! Iz want 2 snorgle dat kwet wh1t3 bellie, but kitteh wak3s up & sink dat “M” r1ght in my handz! (Not 2 mention deh deadlee TEETH!!!!!)
gulp!!!
Must…Resist…Urge…To…Schmoo…Belly
Is trap you know
Like a tender Twinkie
OMG!! Dat be vrey vrey dangerus! Kitteh vrey luring.
Whut if I’s kyss hims tummy juss wonce??? Juss wonce??
jes, but pls 2 put on chrg (wdoi) B4 schmooing tummy, plskthx.
Plz - what iz “chrg (wdoi)”???
It meenz “Chikken Hed Rubbr Glov (Wif Drawringz On It)” wich iz wut u ware on ur hed tu keep ur braynz frum leekin owt wen ur hed asplodez frum teh kyootness. Or u ken ware a swim cap wif plastik flowerz onnit.
Dat’s adoorabull.
we’d bang heds cuz i’s kissn hims tummy 2!
oh oh…
luk owt!!!
*SPLORT*
jeez sry bowt taht!
=^..^=
furgot mai chrg…sry. rlly.
*mop mop mop*
Heerz sum choklit! Nao, kittehs, PLEEZ to be warin proper splort-protekshun nex tiem, K?
Kleenup awn aysls 1 - 13.
its teh floof, teh pink, teh funnie but towtarlee relakst pawses.
Rezistins are fyotiel…
*smoosh*
*happienis*
ail luk for auntee dottie laytur
Der is nufin kyooter den a seepin kitteh. I better duck tape mah chrg (wdoi). How could anybuddy resist schmoo dat tummeh?
::: calm male voice:::
“I’m only gonna smoo da sleepin kitty on da noze once. I’m not gonna be like THAT GUY.” (cut to image of guy making oojy-woojy noises at kitten)
:::slightly more intense male voice, same guy:::
“I’m only gonna smoosh hims little pink pawzes JUST ONCE. I’m not gonna be like THAT GUY.” (cut to image of guy dressing up his cat in a little pink bonnet)
:::voice of same guy, now in total panic and disarray:::
“Look, I’m ONLY gonna SNORGLE the CYOOT LITTLE BELLY _JUST_ _ONCE_!!!! I’m NOT gonna BE LIKE THAT GUY!!!!”
:::calm girl, speaking in a quiet, rational voice as she pats adorable kitten on the head:::
“I’m only gonna hold this kitty for just a minute. I’m not gonna end up like…”
(cut to image of guy with scratches on face, arms, red eyed from floof-up-da-noze, clearly having had a run-in with MANY poynty endz)
“…THAT guy.”
Remember: Egregious cyuteness is a preventable epidemic. YOUR hed could be the next wun to asplode.
(Brought to you by the Department of CCC and the office of CHRG(wdoi).)
Uh oh …not up on lingo. Whut b Department of CCC, pleeze?
Fanx!
is teh Cute Crash Cart, run bai ManfredMom, Ambercat, and a hole buncha other peeps who helps other peeps feel better and most ‘mportantly, kleen up teh hedsplort messes from too much kyoot.
we has CHRB(wdoi), cat-berry choklit, and blankies foar awl yer needs. Pleez be memberin to return teh blankies wen yuze feels bettr.
mai hed asplod!
where CCC?
will B cleanin own brainz up and puttin on chrg (wdoi), but needs the choklits; pls hurry!
Heer ya goes, JJ. Heerz sum niec choklits. Plez to be usin teh chrg nex tiem, kthx!
*mop mop mop*
fank yew 4 mopping up 4 me, gremlin. i should alwais noes that my hed alwais asplods with the orinj ones. i can’t halp my attrachion to them; it’s lyk an addictshun that donut cost 2 muches!
Aw yah, I heer ya tawkin! Dis is wun kyoot orinj behbeh! An yoo noes itteh is also a suckr fur them kyoot pink nosies . . .
Teh fuzzeh orinj behbeh yesterday wit da shooz who aet his hooman wuz awful kyoot orinj wun too. Fuzzeh behbeh, made me wanna snorgle him.
An dat liddel tuxie kitteh erlier today wif de blak faec an de whiet whizkrs an ai brows - oh mai, ai wuz holdin on tite to my chrg an had to strap it down wit eggstra straps, lemme tellya!
Luvs doze kittehs, so glad peeps ar sharin der pix.
ohai, gremlin
{{{gemlin}}}
i just waked up. braynes wuz ever wher. luckeh i gots dem awl back in. butt nao mah eers hurt. berry pinkie…
i gots 2 bee berry kwuiet caus donwanna luse da braynes agin. i approche da sleepeh kitteh wif da~
splat
*i fall daown*
Oh, ibk - yur still lyin heer. *helps ibk up - putz her awn bed*
There - don’t appoach the sleepeh kitteh agin until u r stronger. Ai covers u nao wif teh sawft blankee and heer’s sum nice hawt choklit. Wehn u wakes up, yoo can luk awt teh window an see the byootiful PM Meadow full of flowers and peepl playin wif tehre otrb kittehs and goggies.
OK - just sleep nao. Braynes soon be as gud as noo!
okaaay! CCC is on teh way. we gots plenty of chikun hed rubbur glubs (wdoi) to gib out. choklits on board tu, along wif sawft blankies. but does is aktuuly fur teh peeps experiencing teh brokeded harts. (choklit fur eatin, blankies to borrow, then gib bak when bettr.)
oh…..okay, hab some choklit (no gibbin bak, thx).
fank yew 2 floozie for the choklits; i’z feelin bedder already. i’ll run ahed of CCC and hold peeps hands whil they iz waitin for the CCC. gonna B buzy 2dai, mite 2 long wait with this 1.
KYOOT sleeepee kitteh!
y dis gotta be so kyoot?!!
iz always sayin dis to mai kitteh. y joo gotsa be so kyoot, sweetie pie?
Kuz odderwise aid be ded wif awl teh stuff ai pullz wen yu is nawt luking.
is well nown survibal mecha… mekanism… thingy. littl hyoomans uses it two (speshully teh 2yersolds, odderwise how duz they bekum 3yersolds?).