has much faith in glass.
n dis li’l guy lurvs the glass too much.
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wuts dem? goggies? i neber seed goggies afore.
dis pikture mehks meh so wormnfuzzie insaid dat i m imerjing from mai komment lurking kayve to do a dantz fr u, kittehlurve. wat u wanting? im tinking mebbe is taim to be being starting a konga lyne…
doo doo doo doo doo, CHA!
doo doo doo doo doo, HEY!
doo doo ba ba doo, HA!
cha cha cha cha cha, CHA!
evrybodee!
Konga is gud. welcome owt ob lurkin!
ten q kittehlurve! is nice in der, full off floofy kittehs an goggies n sundree lolnimals! but sumtimes i jus needz to strech mai leggs n do a dants or too… furry crowded in der, all da floof n all…
Kittehlurve can has had busy 24 hours what with being nawt secint, the whol allejidly non-existent Hunnert Dollah Touwil debacle an Kittehlurve’s Mommeh being arresticated and incarsticrated. Then there was the hiring uv the Undead Johny Cochran for to defind the Mommeh and the R.D. We is all going to do big giant dantz when KittehLurve’s Mommehh is reeleest and we awl go to dah feeatur. i heerz dah Prosicootin atturnee has bin disbarred because the judge was found sopping up de splort from seeing “M” kitteh with the akshully exixtint Hunnert Dollah Touwil!
addkittehz, yer killin mai! teh tayl ob “Kittehlurve’s Mommeh n teh Hunnert Dollah Touwil” grows eech dai! Shez trieded 2 eggskape frum jale yuzing teh bukkit n standin on it butt it tippded ober n she fallded down. Nao shez nawt in jale but hoppital so hopily she can slip bai teh gards. Eezyer 2 eggskape frum hoppital tehn jale az eberwun knows…
“This just in… kittehlurve’s mommeh excaped from teh Hold Teh Mayo Clinik this morning. She was being treeted for injurees sustained during an excape attempt from teh hoosegow, where she was awaiting retrial for teh infamous Kittehlurve’s Mommeh Theatrical Bathing Suit.
The suspect was last seen asking passersby whare is nearest mCdonalds so she cud go warsh her hairs.”
Umm. Duz yoo noes whut happind to de rubber debbil ducee? Iz it still in de ebbidense locker sumwhars?
An noa dat Kittehlurve’s mommeh is escapetipated and fled to Mickey-Deeze, wun wunders . . .
She can has cheezburger?
Oh, an dat slandrus remawrk maed durin de tryal abowt me an hoa I wud say ennyfing if gibben cheezburgers, well awl I has to sai is . . .
I resembles dat remawrk!
*snikr*
so,wood uz really do ANTHHING fer a cheezberger? dis cood be instresting. I has…well, I has some, uh, some er…acownting I need done.
Lurv dis thred, 2 bad WP onli lez mi vot onze.
Konga Konga Konga
We luv montie burns moar
Ai watsh too much Simsons
Konga Konga Konga
An happie nawt sekonds for yoo kittehlurve!
>tags on end of line<
Rite after yoo, Paws. Ai had to skip four pikshurs to getz heer. So eezee to fawl behind. But ezee to fall in after yoo!
doo doo doo doo doo, CHA!
doo doo doo doo doo, HEY!
doo doo ba ba doo, HA!
cha cha cha cha cha, CHA! (whoo hoo hoo hoo hu HOO)
I’z rite behind JCH4K in the conga lyne!
So happeh fur kittehlurve ana beeg welcum to wrongobongo.
I lubs dis pikshur, too. I hab speshul plase in mah heart fur teh white bebehz
ba ba ba ba ba BAM
ba ba ba ba ba CHA
ba ba ba ba ba YA
da da da da da DOH!
*gits bak up*
I can jumps in rite behind Romeow?
whooohooooZ
ai wanna konga to!
doo doo doo doo doo WHO
doo doo doo doo doo WHAT
doo doo ba ba doo WHERE
doo doo da da doo WHEN
*sry. ryte in da middul of layin owt da newzlettur fur mah werk…*
Konga be gud but Time Warp iz bettr.
hahahahaha – so apparent!
They only want a hug!!
If only…
I had a Siberian Husky…nebber a gud ting when he met kitteh.
This little sweetheart…I hope nebber met sibbey out in the world…
BY a coinky-dink: Dis mornin, mah monster kitteh became fully fluffed and spitty when a dog walked on front porch…ready for a thro-down.
Hilarious how confident deh kitteh is… small warriors.
“Fully fluffed and spitty.” I luvs it.
oh grandmothers what big teeth you haves!!!!
nice glass … lets the goggies sees how kewt i is!
Berry kewt yoo are indeed, full of prettie floof an stumpie tayl an mispleisd innosens.
Suprised nowuns splorted yet
i r sleepee dis morning … cannot afford to splort! any cawfee … need all teh possibull caffiend
uh oh to late *SPLORT*
Mommeh, two big scary wolvses are teh door…
Mah wat beeg teefs u hab.
Darrkwolff, I noe u iz fwenwee wolffie. R deez enny ov ur frenz?
Hey Romeow,
patticlan has two wolf/malamute goggies and three kittehs. Des goggies looks frendly to us. Mai goggies and kettehs grew up together. They are all around 10 yrs old now…and we have NEVER had any bad incidents. So wes tinks that dis bebbeh and teh goggies could has be frends.
I beliefs u, Patticlan!
Iffs U sai dat da goggies in da pikshur r frenwee, dat is gud enuff fur meh.
I doan hab enny goggies, butts I hab tew wite kittehz (ana tabby). Dey iz bery sweet, an noe dat dey wud lub ur wolffie / malamuttie goggies.
Mah wite kittehz sends ur goggies hedbutts n snorgles.
Eye don tink wii wantz wht de eez sellin!
Or is they missionariez, fur ceiling goggie perhaps?
Sealing goggie – re-enf, reing – berry strawng sealing neededed!
may be doggie be in the attic
oh hai has u fown cheezus?
I found sum cheezes but then I eated it
May bee dey jus wanna bee frens?
Little cat haz much faith in luv, thinks ebberybuddy wantz to be frenz, eben goggies. Iz nice way to see teh wurld!
R U mah noo security system?
WIN!
Da goggies look leik wolvez
O pleh. Teh goggies r golden retreevr n samoyed.
Kitteh: ooo mommie luk! Goggies! Dey kewt! Kin ai hev 1 pleez, pleez? Ai tekz gud cair uv it, ai prommiss! Nais big strong goggies protek mee frm teh bad guyz!
Goggies: ooo mommie luk! A babie kitteh! Itz so kewt our hedz splode! Kin wii hev it pleez, pleez? Wii tekz gud care uv it, we prommiss! We kin protek teh kewt babie frm teh bad guyz!
kitteh n goggies: n we ken hug em n skweez em n kawl em jorj.
U tink eetz da Welcum Wagonz, welcumin uz tu da neighborhudz?
Hullooooo keeteh neighba!
Neener neener neener!!1!
Dat were mah furst thought too. Kitteh r teasin goggies!
do yoo fink so bubby? ai fink kitteh is juszt beein kyoorius. if kitteh wuz teesin goggies, himz tung wud be stikkin owt, no?
If dey stay muchez lawnger den we gunna haf to feed dem! But nawt me!!!! I iz nawt tastee nor nutrishus!
Leetle Red Rydin Hood? She no livz here.
Granmaw? Stai dere, eye getz her.
dis splains lots bout wut hppned to grAmma.
OT jus got bak frum bEnin, west africat an da kittehs doo speek Fronsch in city but speek Fon or Lopka in villuj. if u kin get dem to tawk. dey mosly just streek acroxt da durt.
Welcom bak, mary O! Ai hoep u had a wunnderfool trip! Sounds verree inteeresting! Hao menee kittehs did u get to tawt to?
nut vury mennee. just trhee ore mebbee lest. cuz dey awl lukked seem (vrry lite orge/tan, long in de bodee, short in de hair, and fast in de running gear; und dey wuz streeken round two buzzy tu tawk to crzay mericun ladee. mebbe dey wuz skeered of de funnee pink skin colur of me-
white skin, i haz it
Itz awl happenin at de zoo
Simon & Garfunkle ftw!!!
Wai doan yoos come in an plei?
It are cowld owt dere, an nyse an towstie hear.
Weit, ai lets yoo in, jus figjur owt how dis hear handul works.
Wal cant wii b frenz??
Dis pane, it sabes me from teh big pain.
Hi, fellas! Ya wanna kum in? U berry preddy goggies! Wee plai naiclee 2gedder.
I dunno guise, it lookz pwetty cold tu me out dere!
Kitteh: U want me to joins Jehovah’s Witnesses? Sry. I didnot sees teh akksident.
Goggies doan luk meen. Dey mite be fun plaimates for kitteh! Mai goggies get along wiff mai big kitteh jus fine. Liddle kitteh, Stormy, iz nawt so nyce to goggies. One goggie, Mango, wyll stai in a room an nawt come to mee wen ai call her if Stormy is in teh wai! Mai poynt iz dat nawt awl goggies want kitteh snaks!
Btw, dat kitteh is teh KYOOT! Awl whyte and floofy and snorglishous!! An awl kyureeoss luking at teh goggies! So kyoot!!!!
AI toadalee agwee! Kittehs n goggies often r berry, berry gud frens! Ai tink deese acshally awlreddy kno echudder bai deh wey dey luk at each udder. Goggies luk laik mebbe dey wann lick liddle kitteh, an kitteh iznt a bid afraid. Dey traiyin sniff nozes all around.
Ai herd bout a pitbull dat was fraid of big mamma kitteh becuz she slap hiz noze when he was rambuncshuss puppee. What a disgrace! (“Bud it hert!”
I has a fren who usedta has grate big grate dane and little itsy bitsy kitteh. Grate dane liked to snooze on certain rug. But kitteh would go over to rug, sit down and clear her throat and grate dane would get up in a hurry and go snooze somwhere else. Kitteh would then stretch out on rug in nice big warm spot.
Mah fren said that kitteh must have whipped grate dane reel bad one time.
Ai think the goggies jus KNOW!
AI wud v laiked tu see hau dat god settled!
Wif all due respeckt to teh kittehs and their pointy ends, I suspect that this particular situation might have involved blackmail.
Kitteh probly had incriminating pichurs of grate dane.
Der iz a teery dat goggies r unwear of size diffrences. Dey juz don realize wen dey bigger or smaller.
I don’t know dogs all that well but this grate dane and one I petsat for years ago were both very timid, gentle creatures. I can see how they could be easily intimidated by a bossy kitteh.
A lady who lives in teh next building over in my condo has a golden retreever and a doxie. When I see them having their walkies in teh morning the golden, who could knock me over wif one paw, ignores me but teh doxie always barks menacingly.
oooh, i skeered, little doggie. don’t bite mah toes off plz kthx
Is mai speeriunss too. Mai mommeh used tu hab a chiwaawaa – bowt fore inches awf teh floor, but compleetly syko. Wunce bit mai (6 feet 4 tawl) brudder an liddle teefs went strayt thro his boot. Big germun sheppuds an grate danes wuz soppy as hell an ownly danjr was ob beein likked tu deff.
Ai tink teh liddle goggies iz obercompensatin. Laik teh short fat bald guyz wit teh Ferrarrarrarris.
my wolf/malamutes has nice beeg pillo beds in front of fireplace. But if kittehs gets der not seccend, goggies has to wait for kitteh to finish nappies. 2 phuny! Goggie named Wolf (110 pounds) finds mama and wines, but has nebber moved kitteh. Othr goggie name of Lobo (95 pounds) jus ig…igg…. not looks at kitteh.
wen I wuz liddel we had grate dane. googie cried. mommeh lukd. owr bebe-kitteh wuz rapped round n hangin by herz pointee enz frum the goggie’s muzzle. wuz stukkd. goggie wuz sadz butt nawt hertin teh bebe-kitteh. mommeh had 2 unhookee teh bebe-kitteh. terns owt taht bebe-kitteh wuz chaysin teh flappeelips ob teh goggie.
“flappeelips” FTW!
Be shure to mentions this hyoomanitarian rescew at teh sentencing heering. U know, if ur mommeh is convicticated, Ceiling Cat forbid.
Mine gudness, I lub teh “flappeelips!” Dat is soooo funnee and soots teh grate dane. Nyce goggie to not hert teh bebe-kitteh! Grate danes arr bery nicey goggies. Iffn ai dint have 2 Lellow Labbies, ai wud hab a grate daney.
An dats whai Owen-kitteh lieks teh taste uv chihwahwah aieballs. dat thing wuz posesssesst! an it did a #2 on teh floor, wich upset teh Owen-kitteh who potty-traynd hisself.
oar it mebbe cuz owen-kittehs pryde took grate fun in havin teh goggie rodeos.
Me thinkz is part of speks for PC (Personal Cat) dat dey compatibul wif DOG unitz, but only ef DOGs in subor.. subbo… lowr in hierarkee.
“Ur name’z not down, ur not comin in.”
liddul kat liddul kat let us in!
Nawt bai teh hare on mah chinny-chin-chin
Ten we huff an we puff an we blow teh haus dowm.
You gets claw samwich if yu do.
Win! mutsch funnees wif claw sammach. I betcha kitteh wud tell dem goggies whuts up if dey busted in. Mostly becos dey’d just melt under teh kyoot.
How much are dem goggies in mai window? Savin’ up for cheezburger, cannot afford muches.
Wii would like to play.
/me hastily dons CHRG
”
Kitteh: I be innosent, man, I keeps telling u! U gots to get me outta heer! I dun wanna die!
Goggie #1: Dun worry, we be rev…. revo….. lookin at ur case file, I tink we has good shot
Goggie #2: Yeah, we has jury selection in couple days, we just has to get bunch of peoples from ICHC on der, and ull be out in no time!
”
Oh no, here it comes…..
/headsplode
If u needs deffense atturney, we bringed teh Jonny Cockran bak from teh ded yesterday to defend kittehlurve’s mommeh. Boddy was all pleh though, so we used Romeow as a host boddy.
Maybe is still availubble to take ur case.
BTW hu wun dat caez?
Larst ai saw, teh atturknees wuz cawlin eech udder namez…. iz standrd leegul ettykett, meenz triyul can go awn fer menny, menny munfs an earn dem menny munnies for cheezbrgrs.
N den dey seddle oudacourt, juz tu have wasted ebbryones taim.
Ah, JAJEH, ai can tell dat u is well ackwaynted wiv teh legull systm.
Danny-kitteh com plai wif us
foreber
and eber
and eber
Heeeer’s Jonnee!
SMOOCHIES!
*mwah*
nk come bak whinya can!
luvya buhbai!!!
aai lub teh wai awl teh noseeses r meetin at teh saem plaise….
Mommeh gowin to cum into dat room layder an wunner why tehr is a big splotch mark awn bofe sides ob teh door
wow…mommeh short, huh?
Mommeh is howsprowd an can luk down!
(ok, so ai is nawt so howsprowd an wud prolly ownly notiss teh noseprintz when bendin down tu pick fud up awf teh flor but ai mai nawt be tippicul).
ohai:
sry, kan’t plai todai. i sed i wuz sik an kouldn’t go to skool, an mumma kitteh mad me stai inside. nawt rly sik, just didn’t wanna go to skool. i sed i felt better but mumma sez i mite still be sik an gotta stay. nawt fair. i’z fin.
wait. mumma got sumthin. thromoe…ther…sumpin to tak temtatur. you gonna do whut wit taht? NO NOT WANT. sry guys, gotta hide.
Kitteh tellin da goggies to reed sign in lower rite hand corner:
“This property protected by a security kitteh.”
“r u my friend?” meets “r u r lunch?”
Luks liek an insyde job ta mee:
Kitteh sez: OK, guise. I tries ta figger owt hao to open dis heer dor.
Den ai lets yoo in an we AWL goes into da kicchin an eets da cheezburgers!
Goggies sez: OK, Kitteh. Yor da boss. Yoo iz runnin dis hyeer cheezburger heist!
Yoo makes da rools. We juss nabs de cheezburgers an den we meets bak hyeer to divvy dem up.
I wuvs goin to deh zooz! Lookit the googies! Dey no eatz me troo glass, wight mama?
Okai! I trys agin. I trys to bee postin an non shows up! Hao can I has introducksuns wiffout commentses! Sheesh.
Srsly kyoot pickshur.
Weocum BebogBurger!
Nise to hab U heer! Nice Cheez Peepz heer – U shud hab lotz ov fun!
Oh thx! I has lots ov fun! I donut realized dat ichc had lil laggs postin mai comments. Uups. ^^:;
Peekaboo ai sees youz
Kitteh then heers teh skweek of a door taht iz not cumpleetly klozed…
Doan opun de door. EEEEEEE!
Srry gaiyz, mai mommeh sayz Ai caynt tok to strayngerz an yoor teh strayngezt kittehz Aive ebber seed. Oh, yoor sellin sumthin? Mai daddeh sayz salezkittehs r onlee wantin mai moneez an Aim sayvin mai moneez fur to bai losa cheezburgers.
Kthxbai!
an ausso, cud yoo kleen dose nose marks yoo leaved? Momeh wud be ang…anger…she wud be berry mad.
Pizza’s here?
Personally, I think the caption should be, “Sorry, guys, I’m grounded!”
But yours is very cute, too!
ittle cat: aww! wants doggie snorglez.
beeg dogs: aww! wants kitteh snorglez.
is must to remove teh glass and promote snorgles. or opens teh door.
Play? Hangs on… I go aks!