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Is dis der green green gras of hoem?
mowing not rekwired. juss scizzors.
Gud job Gober on gettin de “Top Spot”.
Shall wii awl danze tu Green, Green Graz uf hoem?
Im in. Mind if I nibbul a littul wyle I dans? Is tastee.
Ai wil has to jus hum along, no room on teh train for densing an aim orf to hoem now.
*humhumhum in teh bakgrown*
Eyem tryin reel hard not tu sai:
How mush grazz can a woodchuck chuck
eff a woodchuck culd chuck grazz?
Eye reel sorrie. Eye meanz no disrespec. Da joke, eet gotz da better uf mee.
well tribble, ai ken onlee sai dis:
a woodchuk wud chuk as much grass
as a woodchuk cud chuk
if a woodchuk cud chuk grass
ai needz to jump on tribble’s disclaymur trayn.
Howz aboutz we du de heighlan’ flung 2 da “Green Hills of Tyroll”? Pointy toes, pointy swordz and swishy skirts on pretty menz…. Ya! WOOT!
It seems to me that lolcat is gradually turning into german
It haz a flavur?
it haz an effect?
It taysts lyke weet. Ai lurvs it!
Kitteh tapas. Apputyzurz. I haz dem.
i has a grass
i do NOT has a gass.
he hoo smelt it delt it buddy.
…but it nawt so gret aktualy
lessee…if i jumps tehre, den tehre, den up 2 tehre, i can has ceiling cat place.
This blade ov grazz are relevant to mah interestz…
lolz dam u twokittehs! I wuz jus guna say dat! curses!
Uh - that was me - not someone named “thisncat”
Stupid wordpress.
Stoopee werdpress indded. But “thisncat” is nawt just “sumwun.” Well - iz - but sumwun verree speshul and funnee. thisncat waz a particpant in “The Thrilling Reskew.” Cudda been wers, Tina - it CUDDA been anon!
or unknown
ai still hold a grudge against that guy.
who iz dis “thisncat” u speak of?
Tina, wareber tu or mor hav gavered,… I be passin owt drinkees fur awl!
Janet, Dat iz sow sweet tu be sayin bout thisncat . I not tink ene ting uv it. Feelz lyk I’z bin hugged.
But u R speshul, thisncat. Evertime ai think ov u jumpin up and daon awn taht trampoline with teh martini in yur hand, it maeks me giggle!
Iz we great mindz, since we be thinkeen alike?
Aprently - like mindz are relevent to mah interestz.
Physicist Cat
Ponders String Theory
itz a super string, super string
itz super stringy, yow
(itz a verry speshull string)
grate . . . naow ai weel nawt be able tu storp laffing nex tyme ai heers taht sawng.
gud wun pittypat.
Yur eerwurm … i haz it
PILE teh bawdees hy at Austerlitz and Waterloo.
Shuvvel dem under an let mee wurk–
I am teh grass; I cuvver awl.
Ai am teh gras
Let meh werk.
Probably more like “I wants to eat the blade of grass, but it may be too early for my daily throw-up….”
Berry konsideret kitteh. At ower howse it are nebber too erlie. Or too layt fer taht mattur.
yes, nuffing liek wayking up to teh barfing cat alarum!
Hic .. hic .. hic .. BLARG
Felt hot dogs! Wheeeee!! (yuk-o!)
Altho I got to wer I cood tell hao olld dey wer by da consistinsee an …. wetness… de skwisheeniss… Sigh. Still lurve ma Willem!
niiiice
literate comment is literate
literate commentz r relavent to my interezts
CARL SANDBURG
PILE the bodies high at Austerlitz and Waterloo.
Shovel them under and let me work—
I am the grass; I cover all.
And pile them high at Gettysburg
And pile them high at Ypres and Verdun. 5
Shovel them under and let me work.
Two years, ten years, and passengers ask the conductor:
What place is this?
Where are we now?
I am the grass. 10
Let me work.
Praise google, whence all information flows.
Luk how de slope uf de grazz matchez de slope uf mye earz.
an artiztic tuch, yez?
Hmm, grars. I knoes I shudnt tuch drugz, but mebbe just dis wuns?…
just say OH to drugs
Oh!
an H, an X, an K, an . . .
u shudnt tuch drugs… but its okai if day tuch u!
Doo ai eatz it? Doo ai pownse on it? Whut iz its purrpose?
hmmm, did i meremmbr to 2 tel mom bout teh ded maus i put in hur bed tihs morrnin?
schrodinger’s cat wundr, is grass ded or alyve? bof? neethr?
Rodin’s Cat
Gud wun. Eye wuz tinkin Vincent Van Gogh’s kitteh contemplatin “Clumps of Grass”.
The Stinker
So it was Mr Green in the garden with the lawn mower?
No Mom, eye didnt track dat grazz intu da howze. Eye been walkin een da fall leafz.
Musta been da goggie.
Ob course it were teh goggie. I beleefs u kitteh.
ummm, duz ai or duzznt ai, dat is da questin.
ai bin tort nebba to nom fings ai notz shur bout.
tis shur temptinz
An yoos sayz dis coler luk gud on awl mi walls?
mebbe dis kitteh should join the other kittehs lookin at teh “utterly fascinating” walls…
yah serra!
Botany Cat is admiring the local flora.
weez will eatz no katnip til itz tim. Itz tim.
U gowin mee katnip! Eye wuv u!