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Is dis der green green gras of hoem?
mowing not rekwired. juss scizzors.
Gud job Gober on gettin de “Top Spot”.
Shall wii awl danze tu Green, Green Graz uf hoem?
Im in. Mind if I nibbul a littul wyle I dans? Is tastee.
Ai wil has to jus hum along, no room on teh train for densing an aim orf to hoem now.
*humhumhum in teh bakgrown*
Eyem tryin reel hard not tu sai:
How mush grazz can a woodchuck chuck
eff a woodchuck culd chuck grazz?
Eye reel sorrie. Eye meanz no disrespec. Da joke, eet gotz da better uf mee.
well tribble, ai ken onlee sai dis:
a woodchuk wud chuk as much grass
as a woodchuk cud chuk
if a woodchuk cud chuk grass
ai needz to jump on tribble’s disclaymur trayn.
Howz aboutz we du de heighlan’ flung 2 da “Green Hills of Tyroll”? Pointy toes, pointy swordz and swishy skirts on pretty menz…. Ya! WOOT!
It seems to me that lolcat is gradually turning into german
It haz a flavur?
it haz an effect?
It taysts lyke weet. Ai lurvs it!
Kitteh tapas. Apputyzurz. I haz dem.
i has a grass
i do NOT has a gass.
he hoo smelt it delt it buddy.
…but it nawt so gret aktualy
lessee…if i jumps tehre, den tehre, den up 2 tehre, i can has ceiling cat place.
This blade ov grazz are relevant to mah interestz…
lolz dam u twokittehs! I wuz jus guna say dat! curses!
Uh – that was me – not someone named “thisncat”
Stupid wordpress.
Stoopee werdpress indded. But “thisncat” is nawt just “sumwun.” Well – iz – but sumwun verree speshul and funnee. thisncat waz a particpant in “The Thrilling Reskew.” Cudda been wers, Tina – it CUDDA been anon!
or unknown
ai still hold a grudge against that guy.
who iz dis “thisncat” u speak of?
Tina, wareber tu or mor hav gavered,… I be passin owt drinkees fur awl!
Janet, Dat iz sow sweet tu be sayin bout thisncat . I not tink ene ting uv it. Feelz lyk I’z bin hugged.
But u R speshul, thisncat. Evertime ai think ov u jumpin up and daon awn taht trampoline with teh martini in yur hand, it maeks me giggle!
Iz we great mindz, since we be thinkeen alike?
Aprently – like mindz are relevent to mah interestz.
Physicist Cat
Ponders String Theory
itz a super string, super string
itz super stringy, yow
(itz a verry speshull string)
grate . . . naow ai weel nawt be able tu storp laffing nex tyme ai heers taht sawng.
gud wun pittypat.
Yur eerwurm … i haz it
PILE teh bawdees hy at Austerlitz and Waterloo.
Shuvvel dem under an let mee wurk–
I am teh grass; I cuvver awl.
Ai am teh gras
Let meh werk.
Probably more like “I wants to eat the blade of grass, but it may be too early for my daily throw-up….”
Berry konsideret kitteh. At ower howse it are nebber too erlie. Or too layt fer taht mattur.
yes, nuffing liek wayking up to teh barfing cat alarum!
Hic .. hic .. hic .. BLARG
Felt hot dogs! Wheeeee!! (yuk-o!)
Altho I got to wer I cood tell hao olld dey wer by da consistinsee an …. wetness… de skwisheeniss… Sigh. Still lurve ma Willem!
niiiice
literate comment is literate
literate commentz r relavent to my interezts
CARL SANDBURG
PILE the bodies high at Austerlitz and Waterloo.
Shovel them under and let me work—
I am the grass; I cover all.
And pile them high at Gettysburg
And pile them high at Ypres and Verdun. 5
Shovel them under and let me work.
Two years, ten years, and passengers ask the conductor:
What place is this?
Where are we now?
I am the grass. 10
Let me work.
Praise google, whence all information flows.
Luk how de slope uf de grazz matchez de slope uf mye earz.
an artiztic tuch, yez?
Hmm, grars. I knoes I shudnt tuch drugz, but mebbe just dis wuns?…
just say OH to drugs
Oh!
an H, an X, an K, an . . .
u shudnt tuch drugs… but its okai if day tuch u!
Doo ai eatz it? Doo ai pownse on it? Whut iz its purrpose?
hmmm, did i meremmbr to 2 tel mom bout teh ded maus i put in hur bed tihs morrnin?
schrodinger’s cat wundr, is grass ded or alyve? bof? neethr?
Rodin’s Cat
Gud wun. Eye wuz tinkin Vincent Van Gogh’s kitteh contemplatin “Clumps of Grass”.
The Stinker
So it was Mr Green in the garden with the lawn mower?
No Mom, eye didnt track dat grazz intu da howze. Eye been walkin een da fall leafz.
Musta been da goggie.
Ob course it were teh goggie. I beleefs u kitteh.
ummm, duz ai or duzznt ai, dat is da questin.
ai bin tort nebba to nom fings ai notz shur bout.
tis shur temptinz
An yoos sayz dis coler luk gud on awl mi walls?
mebbe dis kitteh should join the other kittehs lookin at teh “utterly fascinating” walls…
yah serra!
Botany Cat is admiring the local flora.
weez will eatz no katnip til itz tim. Itz tim.
U gowin mee katnip! Eye wuv u!
sorry kitteh, Rodin called, e desided to uz human model
The moment one gives close attention to anything,
even a blade of grass, it becomes a mysterious, awesome,
indescribably magnificent world in itself.
-Henry Miller
Henree Millar FTW!
hoo eated mai 6 votes downd 2 to 1 vote, wil be steeling my cheezburgers bufor longz
und theyz didz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
‘Ai beleev a leef of grrras iz no les thn th jerneewerk ov strrs.’
An a mowse iz mirakul enuf tu stagr sextilyunz uv infadels…
An a mowse iz mirakul enuf tu stagr sixtilyunz uf infadels.
Mmmmm, mowse….
-Walt Whitman
Also veree niec! How abowt anudder wun frum Whitman:
An now it seems to mee teh beeyootiful uncut harez ob graves.
Kitteh sez: Niec powetry an awl. But duz Walt Whitman has a flavor?
Teh lid uv teh Whitman Samplur bawks listeses AWL teh flavurs, but I donut see a Walt. Der iz WalNUt tho.
Ai hope deez R awl frum Blayds uv Grass? LOL!
unhand mah blade!!1
Walt Witman kitteh getz inspired.
Every blade of grass has it’s Angel that bends over it
and whispers, ‘grow,grow’.
- Talmud
Thass lubbly, Tribble! An wun I did nawt no.
It kapshurs wun ub de fings I lubs abowt growing fings –
De mirrakel dat happinz after de planting ub de seed.
An a kitteh bendin ovur it whisprin, “Get in mah mouf.”
Whatever happens… I must not cry. You cannot make me cry…
Rodin’s Cat
wut hapenz wen u bends it teh othr wai? terns red mabey?
no silly, teh grass be alwayz greener on teh other syde.
Shudda seen *dat* wun cuming.
*ba dump bum!*
*hed desk*
i TOELD u teh reel Pitypat wuz moar cleverer den stoopy ID trols. buts wud u lissen???
…ok, mabey u did. fien. BUT DATS NOT TEH POYNT. teh poynt iz, cats can see in coler! bcuz i chaenjd mai mynd.
*Hoomin lets go*
BOINK!
Ah u gotz me, u gotz me!!!
Rite in teh eye!!
I gitz u bak!!!!!
The biology cat iz learning biology
or mabeys botany (grad-levul kitteh is speshulyzing)
Whai dhis graz maek mai eers bendz?
Sciense kitteh sez: “Tehse reslts nawt fitz mai hypofethis.”
Taim tu faek teh resultz.
grass u sai? iz dat wat it luks lyke? i nevah seen it bee-4. found it unda my kat bed u say? hmmmm…most kurius….
This reminds me of an incident that is making tears come to my eyes as I sit here. My mother found a bag of “grass” in the laundry. My brother convinced my mom he was “holding it” for a friend. He was quite shaken-up because he didn’t have the money to pay him back. My mom put it on a cookie sheet, and put it in the oven to dry. The picture of this very catholic woman, with her flowered oven mit, checking on a cookie sheet of weed every minute is just one of my funniest memories.
Vulcan cat is fascinated.
izziz a dagger ai seez befour me ???
no, iz ttooo skinni, an green…..
butt iz a blade o grasses
so iffen i understandz joo correctlee dis noo bioteck procezz ta prodoose ah
single blad ob grass iz awall joo needz to mak lottza grasses ????
Wat iz dis? I r carnivorus. Do not want!
Hmmmmmm – gneticalee modumufide gwass
DO NAWT WANT!!
Flekksibillitee
iz no straynjurr 2 Kitteh.
Muss bend wiff t3h breeze
Yoozeeng feengurr iz
awllmoast cheeteeng. Stem muss
bendz 2 naychurr’s will
“Limmburrness iz nexx
2 Gawdleeness” iz Kitteh’s
moast solumm decree
Jack.
U R so Awsum! U R Sayj uv LOLcats!!!
Us ol’ folkz remember Artie Johnson inn “Laugh In” –
“Veery Interesting.. but Shtupid!”
Botanist cat is catnip connoisseur.
i dascovered ah new thing-ah-ma-bobber!!!
hmmm…. sekrt ninja weapon, u sez…?
look like teh tinker amn ting
awwwwwwww….
OMGLYKEWTF???!!
Teh graaz ish awwayz griener on Teh udda syde!!!
YAYZ!!
kthxbai
XD
awwwwww how do i add to my favs?
dis not cheezeburgur
great :d
i are sayin kitteh are tute (^.^)
It so cute!
wat a FINE specimen