Comments on: HMPH

By: SquigglesConfooseMeh

SquigglesConfooseMeh — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:31:19 +0000

Heed a gwumpy kitteh. I suzpect he wanned a cheezburger

By: Noozilander

Noozilander — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:36:05 +0000

AGAIN!!!!

By: Elihu

Elihu — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:35:16 +0000

stoopid hoomins…couch luk better on fyr

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:52:09 +0000

Thx, it was because this video was making teh rounds about teh same time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls

By: LyP

LyP — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:49:39 +0000

Yu oar sew funni, lolcatburglar!

*…like a gopher*

Wut a grate choiss uv animal paws!

By: chris

chris — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:49:36 +0000

get off my cloud

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:43:42 +0000

“Bartleby, the Scrivener.”

Bartleby is gud name fur kitteh, come to fink of it. Dey allus prefer not to.

By: Moira

Moira — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:03:38 +0000

OMG THEY CILLED KENNEH!

By: Asda hasmter

Asda hasmter — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:24:59 +0000

O3o It be teh shadow the hedgehog of kittehs =D * I now be poking kitteh with pointy sweeping brush of sweeping * O3O… sexy

By: kimmehkitteh

kimmehkitteh — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:18:29 +0000

I mus smoochie on dat kitteh foot! smoochiemoochiesmoochie

ow! pointy enz in mah noze!

By: lari

lari — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:51:15 +0000

well THAT’S the pokémon mew

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:01:13 +0000

Jessie wud gits lots ov snorgles an schmoo iffs she did!
*Purr*

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:12:44 +0000

Aw! Taht’s sooooooooo nys ob yu awl! Ai is still gibbon him teh Ben Effort ob Dowt an will keep kwietly persooin him. but, SJ, if yu see ennee munnygudluksancharm men, feel free to gib tehm teh rite huk AND SAI NUFFINK! Taht’ll lern ‘em! SJ, Ai tinks yu noe him awlreddy – hims teh gy taht waers teh cullered sherts an tys an is nawt gai!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:07:15 +0000

mebbee she taeks it awf fore teh yoga?

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:06:17 +0000

Jessie can maek cartune, lyk Teh Thrillin Reskoo?

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:43:20 +0000

Bleev me, Janet, der is a terrbl shortij of gudlukkin men wiv teh munnies an teh charm rite nao in teenytiny Ingland. In fact, we is startin an Innernashunul Appeel wiv teh Yew Enn an teh Red Craws – send ur gudlukkin an welfy mens tu teh Ingland wehr tehy is needed! Bawb Geldoff is bookin Wemblee Staydiyum as ai speek for teh charidee consert. Ai has volunteerd to persnly chek ober awl donayshuns an maek shur tehy gets tu teh most needy cases.

An if ennybuddy messes wiv Ambercat – well, dey jus bedder nawt, ok?

By: Shell

Shell — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:27:10 +0000

Yoda cat iz meditatin

By: Everbound Venvel

Everbound Venvel — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:49:05 +0000

Kitteh tryd to butt in line for cheezburger, but he wuz cawt and has to sit in cornerz. D:

By: buggin2go

buggin2go — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:21:02 +0000

Heez mad cuz he cant figur how to pop-a-wheelie…
“Tail goze in back kitteh! Den SCOOT!”

By: buggin2go

buggin2go — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:53:49 +0000

Gascat, good effert! Luv P.G. Woodehouse! Wish he culd hav had a shot at lolspeak!

By: aina

aina — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:46:50 +0000

I can’t believe someone else knows about Bartleby the scrivener! Ah the memories.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:31:21 +0000

OMG…Aye m gone fur a dai or two….an fings jus start to go krazee round hear….
Misser Juge, Aye fink dey awl needz a timeout until dey kan be nice agin….

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:08:43 +0000

Wud u do taht, SJ!!? U will know him at wunz – can’t be taht mennee munneegudluksnchiming men tehre. Tell him he will has to deel with US iffen he dont do rite bai our deer Amber!!

Ai will give u moral support frum afar!

By: BebopBurger

BebopBurger — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:23:48 +0000

Amy Winehouse has yoga vidio? Duz she do it? Must bee hard, wiffn all dat hairs!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:20:24 +0000

I wud liek to pologize to Woodchuck n awl ov teh steamed – oops, esteamed memmers ov teh joory. Iz ashaimed ov mah akshuns.

In mah defense, awl I wanna sai iz

LCB TARTED IT!

By: SJ

SJ — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:39:57 +0000

Werl….. see if u can steal his wallit an car kees furst. DEN run awai. Sorry da jerky stood u up Ambercat – ju want me tu hab a werd wiv him? Coz ob corse ai is bound tu see him soon heer in teeny tiny Ingerland.

If habbin a werd is nawt suffishunt, ai awlso has a bery gud right hook.

By: Tribble

Tribble — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:14:23 +0000

Eye can’t getz da picherz. Awl eye getz ees a flat linz.

By: thestral

thestral — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:28:23 +0000

lol it was the Metatron….
what would we do wifout Snape beezin the Voice of God? prolly nuffin lol

By: SJ

SJ — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:58:35 +0000

Goan play kwiyetly wiv ur toyz in ur room. BECUS AI SED SO!!!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:07:09 +0000

2 ob mai payrs sai “maed in Ingerlan”, but Ai’s had tehm sum tym. Carnt reed wher teh oder 2 payrs wer maed, Ai’s rubbed taht bit owt wit waerin tehm: Teh serch continoos…!

By: Brown Suga'

Brown Suga' — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:34:40 +0000

Grumpy cat tries to destress with yoga.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:44:41 +0000

well, formal nebber lucked so kuuuete!

By: chaospixie

chaospixie — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:32:12 +0000

Ah *hart* Melville. Iz Eeeengleesh teecher, tho. Iz straynje.

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:04:27 +0000

YES! Dis kitteh duz luk layk teh “W”!

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:01:53 +0000

In-kwyring mynds want tu noe!

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:55:03 +0000

Nuttin gud kan cum ov consortin wif teh Leegul Perfesshunals.
Run awai!
Run FAAR awai!

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:51:36 +0000

Az an esteamed memmer ov teh jooree, I iz ‘zhaustid frum awl teh argyooin!
Juj, is yoo gonna let tehm cawl eech over Poopyhed an Boogerbutt?
I ob-jeck beree strenyoousslee.
Tehr is NO ORDR in dis cortruum!
Lemmee owta heer!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:41:01 +0000

Poopyhed.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:29:58 +0000

Ur Onner, I hab no objekshuns to
prosektootr boogerbutt’s motion.

*entire joory iz ebber asleep or lukin fur shinney fings*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:22:14 +0000

A-HA! I heered that!

Ur Onner, I move for a mistrial, on the grounds that poopyhed Romeowturney bribded a witness wif burgers, besmirched teh good name of a poor, unfortunate bukket-theft victim unable to obtain justice in a land-based legal system, and that too many pics have been posted now for teh joory to continue to pay attenshuns to these proceedings.

By: Mrs. Catlabash

Mrs. Catlabash — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:14:57 +0000

Jack is spot on, as always. Kitteh is certainly planning something, and from the looks of it, it’s not a good something. If I wuz Dawg, I’d be pulling up the drawbridge and manning the castle walls right about NAOW.

By: dapanferkitteh

dapanferkitteh — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:11:24 +0000

um…du dawk martinz now be maded in Chyna, nawt in teeny tiny Ingerland no moar!

By: Tara N. Tino

Tara N. Tino — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:38:50 +0000

Oooooooooohm

By: muthrie

muthrie — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:39:29 +0000

Y (W) CA!
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insert cat here

By: lufflaff

lufflaff — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:09:47 +0000

dats hilariyus!!! I luff it when de pikturs connekt like dat.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:59:25 +0000

Ur Onner, I doan noe how much moar of teh prosekewshun’s boogerbuttedness I can taek. Nao, teh prosekewshun iz an art critic? I didn’t cum bak frum teh dead to hab LCB tell me wat is kyoot, n wat is nawt kyoot. Teh red fings coming outta da teh Rubber Duckie ’s hed are “horns” to LCB. Well, one purrson’s horns, r anudder purrson’s bursts ov red floof. Ur Onner, who duzzn’t liek red floof?

Ur Onner, I fink it’z a liddle late to b entering a bukkit of water into evidanse, but let me ’splain. Mrs. Kittehlurve waz merely taking her beloved Rubber Duckie (wif red floof) to the orkestra pit to swim round in her bukkit ov water. Teh bukkit iz too small fur Mrs. Kittehlurve. It’s barely big enuff fur the RD (wrf) to swim round.

Fur teh redikulouse assertashuns dat Mrs. Kittehlurve stole the bukkit and the RD (wrf), I sai HMPH! Yes, I said it, HMPH!

Teh pesky tusky marine animule has cried “bukkit” too meny tiems. Nawt eben the Polol Bears belieffs him ennymoar. N, U noe how gud natured teh Polol Bears r.

To gremlin, I sai that dis is Mrs. Kitteylurve’s RD (wrf). There are meny moar liek it, but dis won is hers. Ur Onner, mah I approach teh bench?

*leans in close to teh judge so onwee he can heer*

*whispers* It’s well known that if U give gremlin enuff cheezburgers, he’ll tell U wateber U wanna heer.

This stoopy case shud be frown outta cort!

By: rainmanoutofsnow

rainmanoutofsnow — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:43:29 +0000

LOL

kitty scrivener

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:38:45 +0000

Beeg Sillee Doggeh
stoaldz Kitteh’s fude. Kitteh iz
now plawteeng rebennjj

Dappurr Tukkz Kitteh
feenkz bettah wen sitteeng
upz strayt. Doan’t knoez wye

Plawtteeng rebennjj iz
verreh cawmplikayted wenz
no haz fude 2 feenk

Mebbee Kitteh juss
waytz untillz Doggeh showz up
andz tehn has show-down?

Jack.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:27:55 +0000

Yoga Cat

Is meditating

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:20:20 +0000

ROTFL ohhhh that’s awesome.