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  1. Maerlyn99 says:

    Fine then. I didn’t wanna play wit you guyz anywayz.

  2. infamousqbert says:

    my disapproval, let me show you it.

  3. gremlin says:

    *cackle*

    Yesss, I has a veree speshul surpriez wayting fur yoo . . .

    *rubz pawz gleefullee*

  4. Tribble says:

    Eye been waitn awl dai fur meye cheezburger.

  5. Missy says:

    Yer bed, mai toilet – same diff.

  6. Pittypat says:

    Imagine my surprise, nay, my consternation, when without moving from his privacy, Bartleby in a singularly mild, firm voice, replied, “I would prefer not to …

  7. gascat says:

    awwww . . . yuor no fun ennymoar.

  8. luka says:

    wut ‘hmph’ means?

    • Elvis says:

      Itz a spression uf annoyence or dizgust at sichuashun.
      Orijinully frum teeny tiny Ingerland Eye tinks.

      • kittehlurve says:

        teh noyz u maek rite afore u sai “u gotta be kiddn mai!!! $100 fur a baf towel??? o an happee ho ho ho shoppin 2 u 2!!”

        • kittehlurve says:

          mommeh wantzded nice baf stuff…shez gettin show tickets!!

          • “This just in… kittehlurve’s mommeh was arresticated today at teh theeyater on publick indecency charges. Seems she was caught taking a baf in teh orkestra pit.”

            • addkittehz says:

              I lurve you. Berry Berry funees. is teh mammeh now incarstercated?

            • gremlin says:

              Iz her momma incarstercated?

              I dunno dat toon. But iffn yooze hum a few bars, aiyll fayke it!

            • Sadly, yes, kittehlurve’s mommeh is bein held pending trial. Her fambly has brought Jonny Cockran back from teh ded to defend her in what is being called “Teh Trial of teh Senturry”

              In a press confurrence, the un-late Mr. Cockran expressed confidence in light of teh state’s flimsy evidence in teh case, saying “if teh shower cap don’t fit, u must aqwit!”

            • kittehlurve says:

              lol!!

              mai mommeh would do taht! wen I wuz a kidd, we wuz campin n she washded her hairz in teh sink ob teh mCdonalds!!! she nawt cayre.

            • Teh prossekewting atturney in teh infamous Kittehlurve’s Mommeh Bathing Suit, learning of prior offenses, has vowed to trhow teh loofah at her.

            • Romeow says:

              Eben iffs kittehlurve’s Mommeh waz warin a shower cap or swim cap, it duzzen’s mean dat she waz gonna taek a baff. Dis is a rush to juggmint.

              Who heer can sai taht tehy, or sumbunneh tehy noe, doan ware a swim cap fur sumpin obber tahn swimmin? Izn’t it possible dat Kittehlurve’s Mommeh waz warin it liek a profa…profullac…as protekshun frum a possible hed sposhun frum teh kyootness?

              Kittehlurve’s Mommeh neber had enny intenshun ov taekin a baff in da orkestra pit. Iz insulted dat U wud eben suggest such a fing.

            • addkittehz says:

              iz it a Jonny Cockroach…I mean Cochran Golem? Iz cleerly purely sircumstanshul ebidince ownly.. Yer Onher, the prosecushun is immitating the witness. This is a tragesty uv jerstice! Did inny wun ob use akshelly see Kittelurve’s Mommeh takin dah baff? an kin inny wun produce dis so cawld Hunnert Dollah Touwil?

            • There is no Hunnert Dollar Towel, Ur Onner! Teh defense is glossing over teh fackt taht kittehlurve’s mommeh was takin a baff — sorry, Ur Onner — *alledgiddly* taking a baff in teh orkestra pit becuz kittehlurve spended teh monnies originally intended 4 teh Hunnert Dollar Towel on …

              *musical sting*

              *pauses dramatically, like a gopher*

              … THEEYATER TIKKETS!

              Furthermoar, when she was arresticated teh deffendint had in her posseshun…

              *musical sting*

              *pauses dramatically, like a gopher*

              … A RUBBER DUCKIE!!1!

            • gremlin says:

              Oh noes! Furst de orkisster wuz fild wit sax an violins! Now itz filld wit rubber bath implimmenz.

              Whut *wil* be nexxt?

              *falz ober in faint wit orinj paw obber aiys*

            • kittehlurve says:

              hunnert dollar towel iz at Pottry Barn…or wuz it Williams Sonoma?

            • Romeow says:

              Ur Onyer, teh prossekushun has juss admitted dat there is no Hunnert Dollar Towell.

              Nao, iffs Mrs. Kittehlurve waz gonna take a baff in such a public plase as teh orkestra pit, doan U fink dat she wud need a Hunnert Dollar Towel? Do U fink dat she wud goes owt fur a baff in public wif a SprawMart Cheepo Towel? Ov corse nawt.

              Ur Onyer, habs U eber seen a Rubber Duckie? Then U noe dat teh Rubber Duckie is full ov the kyoot.

              Dat is zactly y Mrs. Kittehlurve waz warin a swim cap (prolly wif flowers onit) – to hold hers brains in wen hers hed aspodes frum da kyoot. Ebberywon noes how embarrassingz it can be to b caught asploding in public wifowt a swim cap or a CHRG. Iz juss nawt dun in polite sosiety.

            • Ur Onner, can we clears cortroom of faynting spectators? They is obvyussly planted there by teh defenses to get the simpathies of teh joory.

              They is making a Colin Mochrie of these proceedings! I objects to their …

              *musical sting*

              *pauses dramatically like a gopher*

              … HISTRIONICS!!ONE!

            • Ur Onner, once again I object to teh deffense atturney’s poopyheddedness! I submit as evidense a picshur of teh ducky:

              http://www.accoutrements.com/products/10676.html

              Cute? I think not.

              Notice aslo teh model in teh picshur. See teh baffroom tile in teh background, teh fawcetts and the suds! Would teh deffense has us bleev that this wommin has teh rabies? Or would we, as reesonubble peepls, conclude that this ducky is a baff implement?

              Furthermore, Ur Onner, teh deffendint had wif her a bukket filled with watters. If that weren’t damming enuf, we is prepared to call as a witness a certain mustachioed and tusky marine animule who will testify that that vry same bukket was STEELED from him by a stinky woman holding theeyater tikkits!

            • gremlin says:

              *stanz up from ded faynt*

              Whut wuz dat abowt taters? Wuz dey mashed? Wif de grayvees? NOM NOM NOM!

              Hey, waidaminnit, dat duckee *gulp* luks liek *mai* rubber duckee.

              Onlee *gulp* it wuz – er – um – STOLLIN – yep, it were – STOLLIN lass week.

              *cue dramatik musik*

            • Romeow says:

              Ur Onner, I doan noe how much moar of teh prosekewshun’s boogerbuttedness I can taek. Nao, teh prosekewshun iz an art critic? I didn’t cum bak frum teh dead to hab LCB tell me wat is kyoot, n wat is nawt kyoot. Teh red fings coming outta da teh Rubber Duckie ’s hed are “horns” to LCB. Well, one purrson’s horns, r anudder purrson’s bursts ov red floof. Ur Onner, who duzzn’t liek red floof?

              Ur Onner, I fink it’z a liddle late to b entering a bukkit of water into evidanse, but let me ’splain. Mrs. Kittehlurve waz merely taking her beloved Rubber Duckie (wif red floof) to the orkestra pit to swim round in her bukkit ov water. Teh bukkit iz too small fur Mrs. Kittehlurve. It’s barely big enuff fur the RD (wrf) to swim round.

              Fur teh redikulouse assertashuns dat Mrs. Kittehlurve stole the bukkit and the RD (wrf), I sai HMPH! Yes, I said it, HMPH!

              Teh pesky tusky marine animule has cried “bukkit” too meny tiems. Nawt eben the Polol Bears belieffs him ennymoar. N, U noe how gud natured teh Polol Bears r.

              To gremlin, I sai that dis is Mrs. Kitteylurve’s RD (wrf). There are meny moar liek it, but dis won is hers. Ur Onner, mah I approach teh bench?

              *leans in close to teh judge so onwee he can heer*

              *whispers* It’s well known that if U give gremlin enuff cheezburgers, he’ll tell U wateber U wanna heer.

              This stoopy case shud be frown outta cort!

            • A-HA! I heered that!

              Ur Onner, I move for a mistrial, on the grounds that poopyhed Romeowturney bribded a witness wif burgers, besmirched teh good name of a poor, unfortunate bukket-theft victim unable to obtain justice in a land-based legal system, and that too many pics have been posted now for teh joory to continue to pay attenshuns to these proceedings.

            • Romeow says:

              Ur Onner, I hab no objekshuns to
              prosektootr boogerbutt’s motion.

              *entire joory iz ebber asleep or lukin fur shinney fings*

            • woodchuck says:

              Az an esteamed memmer ov teh jooree, I iz ‘zhaustid frum awl teh argyooin!
              Juj, is yoo gonna let tehm cawl eech over Poopyhed an Boogerbutt?
              I ob-jeck beree strenyoousslee.
              Tehr is NO ORDR in dis cortruum!
              Lemmee owta heer!

            • Romeow says:

              I wud liek to pologize to Woodchuck n awl ov teh steamed – oops, esteamed memmers ov teh joory. Iz ashaimed ov mah akshuns.

              In mah defense, awl I wanna sai iz

              LCB TARTED IT!

            • CrazyOldLady says:

              OMG…Aye m gone fur a dai or two….an fings jus start to go krazee round hear….
              Misser Juge, Aye fink dey awl needz a timeout until dey kan be nice agin….

            • Ambercat says:

              Jessie can maek cartune, lyk Teh Thrillin Reskoo?

            • Romeow says:

              Jessie wud gits lots ov snorgles an schmoo iffs she did!
              *Purr*

          • Elvis says:

            Hope teh theayter izznt darc for teh show sheez gettin tikits ta goes ta!

  9. Tribble says:

    Eye needz dat loanz frum de bankerz kitteh!

  10. bubbyscranky says:

    Mah pouty face, let me show u it.

  11. Tribble says:

    Nowun gavez mee da blade uff grazz.

  12. Weebels wobbel but dey don’t fall down!

  13. Lotus posishun: ur doin it rong.

  14. smig says:

    But u sayz we wuld go to tha zuu

  15. typingisnotactivism says:

    wooooooh, squarey.

  16. Tribble says:

    U can sitz mee like dis, butz eye not smilin fur ur picher.

  17. Skittercat says:

    Doan boddr 2 come lookn 4 mai snorglz nex tym ICHC maiks u cry obber teh kyootness! HMPH!!

  18. falco says:

    ai lurve dat kitteh’s whyt ibrao wiskrs

  19. Ambercat says:

    Tihs is me, rite nao, havin jus been stud up bai teh gy Ai has been kwietly persooing for a laaaaaaawng tym! Hmph!

    • Elvis says:

      Nivver min, Ambrkat.
      Hee wuz nawt wurthy uv yoo ennyway, rite?

      • Ambercat says:

        oh he is! he is! Munny, gud luks an charm – he has it an Ai wants it!

        • doctorcat says:

          Nawt so much charm if he stud u up, Ambercat! Pleh! Guy haz no tastes. U iz teh wittee an smart.

          • Ambercat says:

            Aw, tankyu! He sed trip got cancelled – but he owns teh compny so did he cancel trip? Oar mebbee clyunt cancelled trip. Oar mebbee trip nawt cancelled atawl an he jus bein plite. Oar mebbee Ai’s started to obsess bowt it awl a bit mush!

            • gremlin says:

              Ur purrhapz hee wuz inbolbed sumhao in de illegal baything actibities goin on (further up de paeg) in de orkesstrer pit!

              Did he hab a baff towel or a rubber duckie in himz possesshun?

              Hmm? Duz he furinstincz secrudlee plai . . . a TUBA?!!?

            • Ambercat says:

              nawt taht Ai noe but he is a ……Leegul Perfeshunal! Srsly!

            • woodchuck says:

              Nuttin gud kan cum ov consortin wif teh Leegul Perfesshunals.
              Run awai!
              Run FAAR awai!

            • SJ says:

              Werl….. see if u can steal his wallit an car kees furst. DEN run awai. Sorry da jerky stood u up Ambercat – ju want me tu hab a werd wiv him? Coz ob corse ai is bound tu see him soon heer in teeny tiny Ingerland.

              If habbin a werd is nawt suffishunt, ai awlso has a bery gud right hook.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Wud u do taht, SJ!!? U will know him at wunz – can’t be taht mennee munneegudluksnchiming men tehre. Tell him he will has to deel with US iffen he dont do rite bai our deer Amber!!

              Ai will give u moral support frum afar!

            • SJ says:

              Bleev me, Janet, der is a terrbl shortij of gudlukkin men wiv teh munnies an teh charm rite nao in teenytiny Ingland. In fact, we is startin an Innernashunul Appeel wiv teh Yew Enn an teh Red Craws – send ur gudlukkin an welfy mens tu teh Ingland wehr tehy is needed! Bawb Geldoff is bookin Wemblee Staydiyum as ai speek for teh charidee consert. Ai has volunteerd to persnly chek ober awl donayshuns an maek shur tehy gets tu teh most needy cases.

              An if ennybuddy messes wiv Ambercat – well, dey jus bedder nawt, ok?

            • Ambercat says:

              Aw! Taht’s sooooooooo nys ob yu awl! Ai is still gibbon him teh Ben Effort ob Dowt an will keep kwietly persooin him. but, SJ, if yu see ennee munnygudluksancharm men, feel free to gib tehm teh rite huk AND SAI NUFFINK! Taht’ll lern ‘em! SJ, Ai tinks yu noe him awlreddy – hims teh gy taht waers teh cullered sherts an tys an is nawt gai!

  20. gascat says:

    nawt gonna muve, nope nawt gunna do et.

    why you still standing there, hey! put away taht kamra!

  21. Melissa says:

    Mama sez no cheezburger foar dinnur!
    HMPH!!!
    I dunna wanna feesh steecks!!!

  22. Panther says:

    Why can’t I has cheezburger? Happicat can has cheezburger, ceiling cat can has cheezburger…………………………………wear was doze favrit slippers uv yrs?

  23. RevWaldo says:

    … i donut see whut u tink is so funne bout kat picturs wit sylee capshuns. whut if u had ur pic on da web wit a capshum makin fun of u? huh?

    … DOG picturs maibee…

    … hi horse? HI HORSE?! well i never…

  24. Elvis says:

    Sumwun been shoppin teh foto, Ai tinks.
    But phunney nevair de.. nivver teh…ennyways.

  25. Ayre says:

    Am ai teh only wun hu noti….noeti…sees this? Hao duz macro make it to frunt payj wif 0 votes?

  26. kitkat says:

    I can has Tums, pls?

  27. Hay, guise. Remember when Elfinugget inspired me to give mowsie presents to the dopshun kittehs at PetSMRT? I writed about it here:
    http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/24/dis-not-cannibalizmrite/#comment-127475

    and posted videos here:
    http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/25/chickn-sangwich/#comment-128915

    Well… last nite I had dinners wif teh same fren and this time *he* said, “hay, lcb, when we’re dun, why don’t we goes to PetSMRT and play wif teh dopshun kittehs again?” So we did! I didn’t have my camra with me but he took pix on his phone. I post them when he sends them 2 me. This time there was only 5 kittehs: 4 growed-up females and a boi kitten. They had just eeted dinners when we wuz there so one of them was more interested in her post-prandial bath and nap, but teh others played wif their new mowsies, carrying them by teh tail. Two of teh kittehs throwed their mowsies out of teh cage a few times and mah fren picked them up and gived them back. “They is teaching u to fetch,” I said.

    Was so much fun playin wif teh dopshun kittehs and seeing mah fren have funs too. Win-Win!

  28. Maus says:

    Invisible Straightjacket!

  29. fzk says:

    98… 99… 100 crunchz!
    dis is mah newest record!

  30. jbr says:

    no goin’ no wherez till iz get mah kitteh bukket

  31. salleh says:

    hoomin: “wat’z rong kitteh?”

    kitteh: ” nuffin”

  32. NorthernHockeyFan says:

    if yur nawt gunna givz da cheezburgers, i’z not gunna chays de mowsies!

  33. Teho says:

    emo kitteh sez WHAI DOK MARTINZ SO SPENSIV?!

    • Elvis says:

      *Voyce uf reyality sez *
      Coz dey cums frum teeny tiny Ingerland, whair hoomins gets nashunal healf AN cheexbrgrs, an such,
      nawt frum Chyna, whare teh hoomins werks meny moar ours fur jus teh cheezbrgrs

      • Ambercat says:

        DM’s nawt overly spensiff in teenytiny Ingerland, taht’s true. Ai has 4 payrs – blak, red, blu and peenk! Awl “Mary-Jayn” styl shu. Maek me luk lyk Minnie Maos (Ai has teh beeg feet, fore a gurl. If Ai wuz in porposhun, Ai’d be elebenty foot tawl!)

        • Elvis says:

          Mee 2! Aye has too beeg feets an too showrt laigs. Allus has to bees shortening mai pant laigs!
          But emo kitrteh rite: DMs r vairy spensive heer in Merika. But dey las a lawng tyme, so maeks dem a gud bye.

        • pegataur says:

          Ambercat, check out kumfs shoes. Don’t know if you can get dem in ingerland, but dey make ladies shoes up to 13! (american. 12 British, 44 European)

          • Ambercat says:

            Ai’s nawt kwite taht beeg! But Ai is onlee a lidl person so, comparatatively, Ai has teh beeg feets.

            Mai DM’s R awl mennee yers old an still goin strong!

      • dapanferkitteh says:

        um…du dawk martinz now be maded in Chyna, nawt in teeny tiny Ingerland no moar!

        • Ambercat says:

          2 ob mai payrs sai “maed in Ingerlan”, but Ai’s had tehm sum tym. Carnt reed wher teh oder 2 payrs wer maed, Ai’s rubbed taht bit owt wit waerin tehm: Teh serch continoos…!

  34. Megan says:

    tha bukket were myne in the farst place.

  35. kittehluv says:

    am soo madz rite now!! am gunna sit here an curl ma toez!!

  36. rodney dill says:

    Hey Cheezburger… get in mah belly

  37. KC says:

    Deez harblz not gonna lick demselfs…

  38. hobbsiecat says:

    Dunt wanna, dunt hafta, aint gonna

  39. rodney dill says:

    Timez ta watch Oprah, I’z goin’ nowhere

  40. LBeeeze says:

    i cant tellz joo de lebbel ob mah disapoyntment

    doo to jur lak ob cooperashunz.

    anee dai naow i will inhairut de erffa an i will

    rememberz doze who obayed wiffowt kweschunz

  41. two_kittehs says:

    yoga kitteh demonstrates catasana
    Curl your hindpawses, tuck your tayl under youz,
    an cross your chest with front pawzes
    breathe and relax
    an hold for five breaths

  42. dd says:

    Off Topic:

    Is voting page brokered? Same pix repeated on multiple pages.

  43. linuxtechie says:

    wat u meen not caturday? Hmph!

  44. Nuff says:

    Tuxedo kitteh us very formal.

  45. falco says:

    mamma givz me tym owt

  46. myfrisbee says:

    Kitteh, I feel just laik u todai.

  47. Mina says:

    That lewks lyk our cat Charlie!

  48. Teh Matt says:

    That kitteh looks just like my Princess Maxine, even down to the white splotch on the lip.

    • gremlin says:

      Haz yur Princess purrhaps been meetin a fotograffer seecrudly on de sied, hmm?

      An mebbe havin sum *wink* speschul pikshoors taken? Bai sumbunny whoo promizzed 2 maek her a “star”?

      An wher wuz *she* on de niet ob de suppozid, allegid, purrhaps-it-dint-happin-tho-we-think-it-did “bathing incident in de orkesstra pit!???

  49. Mz. Jackal says:

    How in da wurld uv cheez do u get a picture?

  50. D.R. says:

    Yoga Cat

    Is meditating

  51. Jack Deth says:

    Beeg Sillee Doggeh
    stoaldz Kitteh’s fude. Kitteh iz
    now plawteeng rebennjj

    Dappurr Tukkz Kitteh
    feenkz bettah wen sitteeng
    upz strayt. Doan’t knoez wye

    Plawtteeng rebennjj iz
    verreh cawmplikayted wenz
    no haz fude 2 feenk

    Mebbee Kitteh juss
    waytz untillz Doggeh showz up
    andz tehn has show-down? :-)

    Jack.

  52. muthrie says:

    Y (W) CA!
    ^
    ||
    insert cat here

  53. Tara N. Tino says:

    Oooooooooohm

  54. Mrs. Catlabash says:

    Jack is spot on, as always. Kitteh is certainly planning something, and from the looks of it, it’s not a good something. If I wuz Dawg, I’d be pulling up the drawbridge and manning the castle walls right about NAOW.

  55. Brown Suga' says:

    Grumpy cat tries to destress with yoga.

  56. buggin2go says:

    Heez mad cuz he cant figur how to pop-a-wheelie…
    “Tail goze in back kitteh! Den SCOOT!”

  57. Kitteh tryd to butt in line for cheezburger, but he wuz cawt and has to sit in cornerz. D:

  58. Shell says:

    Yoda cat iz meditatin

  59. lari says:

    well THAT’S the pokémon mew

  60. kimmehkitteh says:

    I mus smoochie on dat kitteh foot! smoochiemoochiesmoochie

    ow! pointy enz in mah noze!

  61. Asda hasmter says:

    O3o It be teh shadow the hedgehog of kittehs =D * I now be poking kitteh with pointy sweeping brush of sweeping * O3O… sexy

  62. chris says:

    get off my cloud

  63. Elihu says:

    stoopid hoomins…couch luk better on fyr



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