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Fine then. I didn’t wanna play wit you guyz anywayz.
i kan nawt belif i didnt get dat loan!
Hemorrhoid kitteh is sitting on tail donut.
Scroo u guyz… Ahm gowing hoam!
OMG THEY CILLED KENNEH!
AGAIN!!!!
my disapproval, let me show you it.
but in thee anatomeh buuk it cawlz that a… oh, ai getz it
ROTFL ohhhh that’s awesome.
*cackle*
Yesss, I has a veree speshul surpriez wayting fur yoo . . .
*rubz pawz gleefullee*
Eye been waitn awl dai fur meye cheezburger.
Yer bed, mai toilet – same diff.
dat’s wut I wuz thinkin!!!! lukd liek gruntin 2 mai!
Imagine my surprise, nay, my consternation, when without moving from his privacy, Bartleby in a singularly mild, firm voice, replied, “I would prefer not to …
sowns lyke P.G. Woodehouse, eez et?
Iz Melville.
ah, tank yu.
Ah *hart* Melville. Iz Eeeengleesh teecher, tho. Iz straynje.
“Bartleby, the Scrivener.”
Bartleby is gud name fur kitteh, come to fink of it. Dey allus prefer not to.
Gascat, good effert! Luv P.G. Woodehouse! Wish he culd hav had a shot at lolspeak!
Bartleby? Where’s Micheal, Azrial, the last Scion, the Megatron, Rufus, oh adn don’t furget Jay adn Silent Bob?
An teh Mews!
Who cood eva furget Jay adn Silent Bob, eben if they wanted to?
I have tried very hard to forget Jay and Silent Bob. No offense if anyone finds them funny. I just don’t.
I woodnt mind forgetting Jay. Silent Bob iz funneh, like Teller is funnier dan Penn.
lol it was the Metatron….
what would we do wifout Snape beezin the Voice of God? prolly nuffin lol
Let Anon claym we’s speek teh unintellijibul nao! Ha!
Very good!
LOL
kitty scrivener
I can’t believe someone else knows about Bartleby the scrivener! Ah the memories.
awwww . . . yuor no fun ennymoar.
wut ‘hmph’ means?
Itz a spression uf annoyence or dizgust at sichuashun.
Orijinully frum teeny tiny Ingerland Eye tinks.
teh noyz u maek rite afore u sai “u gotta be kiddn mai!!! $100 fur a baf towel??? o an happee ho ho ho shoppin 2 u 2!!”
mommeh wantzded nice baf stuff…shez gettin show tickets!!
“This just in… kittehlurve’s mommeh was arresticated today at teh theeyater on publick indecency charges. Seems she was caught taking a baf in teh orkestra pit.”
I lurve you. Berry Berry funees. is teh mammeh now incarstercated?
Iz her momma incarstercated?
I dunno dat toon. But iffn yooze hum a few bars, aiyll fayke it!
Sadly, yes, kittehlurve’s mommeh is bein held pending trial. Her fambly has brought Jonny Cockran back from teh ded to defend her in what is being called “Teh Trial of teh Senturry”
In a press confurrence, the un-late Mr. Cockran expressed confidence in light of teh state’s flimsy evidence in teh case, saying “if teh shower cap don’t fit, u must aqwit!”
lol!!
mai mommeh would do taht! wen I wuz a kidd, we wuz campin n she washded her hairz in teh sink ob teh mCdonalds!!! she nawt cayre.
Teh prossekewting atturney in teh infamous Kittehlurve’s Mommeh Bathing Suit, learning of prior offenses, has vowed to trhow teh loofah at her.
Eben iffs kittehlurve’s Mommeh waz warin a shower cap or swim cap, it duzzen’s mean dat she waz gonna taek a baff. Dis is a rush to juggmint.
Who heer can sai taht tehy, or sumbunneh tehy noe, doan ware a swim cap fur sumpin obber tahn swimmin? Izn’t it possible dat Kittehlurve’s Mommeh waz warin it liek a profa…profullac…as protekshun frum a possible hed sposhun frum teh kyootness?
Kittehlurve’s Mommeh neber had enny intenshun ov taekin a baff in da orkestra pit. Iz insulted dat U wud eben suggest such a fing.
iz it a Jonny Cockroach…I mean Cochran Golem? Iz cleerly purely sircumstanshul ebidince ownly.. Yer Onher, the prosecushun is immitating the witness. This is a tragesty uv jerstice! Did inny wun ob use akshelly see Kittelurve’s Mommeh takin dah baff? an kin inny wun produce dis so cawld Hunnert Dollah Touwil?
There is no Hunnert Dollar Towel, Ur Onner! Teh defense is glossing over teh fackt taht kittehlurve’s mommeh was takin a baff — sorry, Ur Onner — *alledgiddly* taking a baff in teh orkestra pit becuz kittehlurve spended teh monnies originally intended 4 teh Hunnert Dollar Towel on …
*musical sting*
*pauses dramatically, like a gopher*
… THEEYATER TIKKETS!
Furthermoar, when she was arresticated teh deffendint had in her posseshun…
*musical sting*
*pauses dramatically, like a gopher*
… A RUBBER DUCKIE!!1!
Yu oar sew funni, lolcatburglar!
*…like a gopher*
Wut a grate choiss uv animal paws!
Thx, it was because this video was making teh rounds about teh same time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls
Oh noes! Furst de orkisster wuz fild wit sax an violins! Now itz filld wit rubber bath implimmenz.
Whut *wil* be nexxt?
*falz ober in faint wit orinj paw obber aiys*
hunnert dollar towel iz at Pottry Barn…or wuz it Williams Sonoma?
Ur Onyer, teh prossekushun has juss admitted dat there is no Hunnert Dollar Towell.
Nao, iffs Mrs. Kittehlurve waz gonna take a baff in such a public plase as teh orkestra pit, doan U fink dat she wud need a Hunnert Dollar Towel? Do U fink dat she wud goes owt fur a baff in public wif a SprawMart Cheepo Towel? Ov corse nawt.
Ur Onyer, habs U eber seen a Rubber Duckie? Then U noe dat teh Rubber Duckie is full ov the kyoot.
Dat is zactly y Mrs. Kittehlurve waz warin a swim cap (prolly wif flowers onit) – to hold hers brains in wen hers hed aspodes frum da kyoot. Ebberywon noes how embarrassingz it can be to b caught asploding in public wifowt a swim cap or a CHRG. Iz juss nawt dun in polite sosiety.
Ur Onner, can we clears cortroom of faynting spectators? They is obvyussly planted there by teh defenses to get the simpathies of teh joory.
They is making a Colin Mochrie of these proceedings! I objects to their …
*musical sting*
*pauses dramatically like a gopher*
… HISTRIONICS!!ONE!
Ur Onner, once again I object to teh deffense atturney’s poopyheddedness! I submit as evidense a picshur of teh ducky:
http://www.accoutrements.com/products/10676.html
Cute? I think not.
Notice aslo teh model in teh picshur. See teh baffroom tile in teh background, teh fawcetts and the suds! Would teh deffense has us bleev that this wommin has teh rabies? Or would we, as reesonubble peepls, conclude that this ducky is a baff implement?
Furthermore, Ur Onner, teh deffendint had wif her a bukket filled with watters. If that weren’t damming enuf, we is prepared to call as a witness a certain mustachioed and tusky marine animule who will testify that that vry same bukket was STEELED from him by a stinky woman holding theeyater tikkits!
*stanz up from ded faynt*
Whut wuz dat abowt taters? Wuz dey mashed? Wif de grayvees? NOM NOM NOM!
Hey, waidaminnit, dat duckee *gulp* luks liek *mai* rubber duckee.
Onlee *gulp* it wuz – er – um – STOLLIN – yep, it were – STOLLIN lass week.
*cue dramatik musik*
Ur Onner, I doan noe how much moar of teh prosekewshun’s boogerbuttedness I can taek. Nao, teh prosekewshun iz an art critic? I didn’t cum bak frum teh dead to hab LCB tell me wat is kyoot, n wat is nawt kyoot. Teh red fings coming outta da teh Rubber Duckie ’s hed are “horns” to LCB. Well, one purrson’s horns, r anudder purrson’s bursts ov red floof. Ur Onner, who duzzn’t liek red floof?
Ur Onner, I fink it’z a liddle late to b entering a bukkit of water into evidanse, but let me ’splain. Mrs. Kittehlurve waz merely taking her beloved Rubber Duckie (wif red floof) to the orkestra pit to swim round in her bukkit ov water. Teh bukkit iz too small fur Mrs. Kittehlurve. It’s barely big enuff fur the RD (wrf) to swim round.
Fur teh redikulouse assertashuns dat Mrs. Kittehlurve stole the bukkit and the RD (wrf), I sai HMPH! Yes, I said it, HMPH!
Teh pesky tusky marine animule has cried “bukkit” too meny tiems. Nawt eben the Polol Bears belieffs him ennymoar. N, U noe how gud natured teh Polol Bears r.
To gremlin, I sai that dis is Mrs. Kitteylurve’s RD (wrf). There are meny moar liek it, but dis won is hers. Ur Onner, mah I approach teh bench?
*leans in close to teh judge so onwee he can heer*
*whispers* It’s well known that if U give gremlin enuff cheezburgers, he’ll tell U wateber U wanna heer.
This stoopy case shud be frown outta cort!
A-HA! I heered that!
Ur Onner, I move for a mistrial, on the grounds that poopyhed Romeowturney bribded a witness wif burgers, besmirched teh good name of a poor, unfortunate bukket-theft victim unable to obtain justice in a land-based legal system, and that too many pics have been posted now for teh joory to continue to pay attenshuns to these proceedings.
Ur Onner, I hab no objekshuns to
prosektootr boogerbutt’s motion.
*entire joory iz ebber asleep or lukin fur shinney fings*
Poopyhed.
Az an esteamed memmer ov teh jooree, I iz ‘zhaustid frum awl teh argyooin!
Juj, is yoo gonna let tehm cawl eech over Poopyhed an Boogerbutt?
I ob-jeck beree strenyoousslee.
Tehr is NO ORDR in dis cortruum!
Lemmee owta heer!
I wud liek to pologize to Woodchuck n awl ov teh steamed – oops, esteamed memmers ov teh joory. Iz ashaimed ov mah akshuns.
In mah defense, awl I wanna sai iz
LCB TARTED IT!
OMG…Aye m gone fur a dai or two….an fings jus start to go krazee round hear….
Misser Juge, Aye fink dey awl needz a timeout until dey kan be nice agin….
Jessie can maek cartune, lyk Teh Thrillin Reskoo?
Jessie wud gits lots ov snorgles an schmoo iffs she did!
*Purr*
Hope teh theayter izznt darc for teh show sheez gettin tikits ta goes ta!
Eye needz dat loanz frum de bankerz kitteh!
fer dem $100 baff touwils? not wantz more lolfambily mimburs running arround bean arresticated and incarstecrated n stuff.
she can has $10 wallywurldmart baf towels. she nawt git arresticated den.
Mah pouty face, let me show u it.
Eggzaklie.
Liek a todlur in a grump.
I Wants Mai Binkie!!!
Nowun gavez mee da blade uff grazz.
dats hilariyus!!! I luff it when de pikturs connekt like dat.
Eye can’t getz da picherz. Awl eye getz ees a flat linz.
Weebels wobbel but dey don’t fall down!
Lotus posishun: ur doin it rong.
iz doin Amy Winehouse’s yoga vidio…
Amy Winehouse has yoga vidio? Duz she do it? Must bee hard, wiffn all dat hairs!
mebbee she taeks it awf fore teh yoga?
Hoi-Toi Budda kitteh meditakes on cheezburgers. RUb hiz tummie fur gud luk!
Canz I rub hiz tummie wit mai schnozz?
Ef u wanna, shur!!!
But u sayz we wuld go to tha zuu
Bud is rainin tu mush fur uz tu hav fun tudai!
but wen we has to walk to skool in teh rayn yu sai TAHT’S fun! No fayr!
Umm, umm, ummm, umm.
Goan play kwiyetly wiv ur toyz in ur room. BECUS AI SED SO!!!!
wooooooh, squarey.
U can sitz mee like dis, butz eye not smilin fur ur picher.
Doan boddr 2 come lookn 4 mai snorglz nex tym ICHC maiks u cry obber teh kyootness! HMPH!!
ai lurve dat kitteh’s whyt ibrao wiskrs
Datz eggzackly whut aiy was tinkin!
Blak faec, whiet noes whiskerz an ibrao wiskrs.
Aww . . .
bedder cawl teh CCC. Aye see splort worning ahed!
Dis kitteh luk juss like mah bebbeh! I muss try puttin him in dis pose. Wach him maek teh grumpy face. Hee hee!
Tihs is me, rite nao, havin jus been stud up bai teh gy Ai has been kwietly persooing for a laaaaaaawng tym! Hmph!
Nivver min, Ambrkat.
Hee wuz nawt wurthy uv yoo ennyway, rite?
oh he is! he is! Munny, gud luks an charm – he has it an Ai wants it!
Nawt so much charm if he stud u up, Ambercat! Pleh! Guy haz no tastes. U iz teh wittee an smart.
Aw, tankyu! He sed trip got cancelled – but he owns teh compny so did he cancel trip? Oar mebbee clyunt cancelled trip. Oar mebbee trip nawt cancelled atawl an he jus bein plite. Oar mebbee Ai’s started to obsess bowt it awl a bit mush!
Ur purrhapz hee wuz inbolbed sumhao in de illegal baything actibities goin on (further up de paeg) in de orkesstrer pit!
Did he hab a baff towel or a rubber duckie in himz possesshun?
Hmm? Duz he furinstincz secrudlee plai . . . a TUBA?!!?
nawt taht Ai noe but he is a ……Leegul Perfeshunal! Srsly!
Nuttin gud kan cum ov consortin wif teh Leegul Perfesshunals.
Run awai!
Run FAAR awai!
Werl….. see if u can steal his wallit an car kees furst. DEN run awai. Sorry da jerky stood u up Ambercat – ju want me tu hab a werd wiv him? Coz ob corse ai is bound tu see him soon heer in teeny tiny Ingerland.
If habbin a werd is nawt suffishunt, ai awlso has a bery gud right hook.
Wud u do taht, SJ!!? U will know him at wunz – can’t be taht mennee munneegudluksnchiming men tehre. Tell him he will has to deel with US iffen he dont do rite bai our deer Amber!!
Ai will give u moral support frum afar!
Bleev me, Janet, der is a terrbl shortij of gudlukkin men wiv teh munnies an teh charm rite nao in teenytiny Ingland. In fact, we is startin an Innernashunul Appeel wiv teh Yew Enn an teh Red Craws – send ur gudlukkin an welfy mens tu teh Ingland wehr tehy is needed! Bawb Geldoff is bookin Wemblee Staydiyum as ai speek for teh charidee consert. Ai has volunteerd to persnly chek ober awl donayshuns an maek shur tehy gets tu teh most needy cases.
An if ennybuddy messes wiv Ambercat – well, dey jus bedder nawt, ok?
Aw! Taht’s sooooooooo nys ob yu awl! Ai is still gibbon him teh Ben Effort ob Dowt an will keep kwietly persooin him. but, SJ, if yu see ennee munnygudluksancharm men, feel free to gib tehm teh rite huk AND SAI NUFFINK! Taht’ll lern ‘em! SJ, Ai tinks yu noe him awlreddy – hims teh gy taht waers teh cullered sherts an tys an is nawt gai!
nawt gonna muve, nope nawt gunna do et.
why you still standing there, hey! put away taht kamra!
Mama sez no cheezburger foar dinnur!
HMPH!!!
I dunna wanna feesh steecks!!!
Why can’t I has cheezburger? Happicat can has cheezburger, ceiling cat can has cheezburger…………………………………wear was doze favrit slippers uv yrs?
HAH! ai no has slipperz!
tayke THAT!
HAH!
… i donut see whut u tink is so funne bout kat picturs wit sylee capshuns. whut if u had ur pic on da web wit a capshum makin fun of u? huh?
… DOG picturs maibee…
… hi horse? HI HORSE?! well i never…
Ai submissed pitcher wid 3 high hawsies, but not posded yed.
Sumwun been shoppin teh foto, Ai tinks.
But phunney nevair de.. nivver teh…ennyways.
Binglol!
Ipso, iz berry berry gud jop. Luk at teh heirs in teh erz.
Dats wai kitteh awl pouty! He HADES bein photochopped! Hurtz! Laik cuttin claws.
Am ai teh only wun hu noti….noeti…sees this? Hao duz macro make it to frunt payj wif 0 votes?
o… nebbermynd… stoopy hoomin forgetz to refresh page….
I can has Tums, pls?
Hay, guise. Remember when Elfinugget inspired me to give mowsie presents to the dopshun kittehs at PetSMRT? I writed about it here:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/24/dis-not-cannibalizmrite/#comment-127475
and posted videos here:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/25/chickn-sangwich/#comment-128915
Well… last nite I had dinners wif teh same fren and this time *he* said, “hay, lcb, when we’re dun, why don’t we goes to PetSMRT and play wif teh dopshun kittehs again?” So we did! I didn’t have my camra with me but he took pix on his phone. I post them when he sends them 2 me. This time there was only 5 kittehs: 4 growed-up females and a boi kitten. They had just eeted dinners when we wuz there so one of them was more interested in her post-prandial bath and nap, but teh others played wif their new mowsies, carrying them by teh tail. Two of teh kittehs throwed their mowsies out of teh cage a few times and mah fren picked them up and gived them back. “They is teaching u to fetch,” I said.
Was so much fun playin wif teh dopshun kittehs and seeing mah fren have funs too. Win-Win!
yay for u! u & elfnugget spired me to do same ting for kitties on my burfday. a new tradition, let me show you it….
Grate updayte, lcb! An Ai hopes yer fren cans dopt a kitteh sum dai, 2.
Invisible Straightjacket!
Dere kummin ta take me awai! ha ha hee hee to da funnie farm where laif is byootifull awl deh taim. an kums dose gneiss yung mens in dem kleen whait kotes… an deys kummin ta taek me away!
POPPYS!
“gneiss”?
I take it 4 granite that u has losted ur marbles.
I sed “marbles”, now, not “harbls”.
LOL! LCB Yew ROK!
98… 99… 100 crunchz!
dis is mah newest record!
no goin’ no wherez till iz get mah kitteh bukket
hoomin: “wat’z rong kitteh?”
kitteh: ” nuffin”
kitteh: “If u don’t knoes I not gonna tells u.”
Mus be a GIRL kitteh. Feh.
I r nawt a mind reeder kitteh.
Whut? It nawt obveeus?
No. Nawt relee….
Go ‘wai! Leeve me ‘lone!
Wy yu leev me awl aloen? Cant yu see Ai’m upset! Tch! Men!
Wate a minit! Yu TOL me to leeve yu aloen! Wai yu sai fings yu don meen? Wimmin!
Yu jus doen gettit an itz soooooooo eeeesey; awl yu do is sai “yes deer, Ai noes deer, Ai unnerstans deer” an snorgle an smoo an gibs lotsanlots ob choklit (cat-bery oar teh yummy seeshell wuns plees)!
Ok, Amber, I apolo… apulo… I sorree. How bout sums ghirardelli squares insted? Tehn you cans shaire wit me. Yum. Oh, and…
{{{{{{{Amber}}}}}}
Ai nawt famillyar wit teh ghirardelli squares but if yu is gibin tehm awai wit teh free hugs Ai’s awl yurs! (speshully after bein stud up by teh munnygudluksancharm man!)
Ghirardelli is mos eggsellent choclit frum Switzerland.
http://www.ghirardelli.com/products/squares.aspx
Is not Swiss! Is from San Farisco!
U was thinking mebbe “swish”?
Sry. That was in bad taste. Have some Ghirardelli Skwares to restore gud taste. kthxburp
Luks nys! but is oenlee teh sexty purrr scent cococo; has yu tryd GreenanBlak’s organic choklit? Sebenty purr scent, lyk teh reel Swiss choklit! An is Fairtrade an organic so yu is bein Gud an Nobull an a awl-roun gud egg if yu bys ot, an nawt a greeedeepiggee AT AWL!!!
if yur nawt gunna givz da cheezburgers, i’z not gunna chays de mowsies!
emo kitteh sez WHAI DOK MARTINZ SO SPENSIV?!
*Voyce uf reyality sez *
Coz dey cums frum teeny tiny Ingerland, whair hoomins gets nashunal healf AN cheexbrgrs, an such,
nawt frum Chyna, whare teh hoomins werks meny moar ours fur jus teh cheezbrgrs
DM’s nawt overly spensiff in teenytiny Ingerland, taht’s true. Ai has 4 payrs – blak, red, blu and peenk! Awl “Mary-Jayn” styl shu. Maek me luk lyk Minnie Maos (Ai has teh beeg feet, fore a gurl. If Ai wuz in porposhun, Ai’d be elebenty foot tawl!)
Mee 2! Aye has too beeg feets an too showrt laigs. Allus has to bees shortening mai pant laigs!
But emo kitrteh rite: DMs r vairy spensive heer in Merika. But dey las a lawng tyme, so maeks dem a gud bye.
Ambercat, check out kumfs shoes. Don’t know if you can get dem in ingerland, but dey make ladies shoes up to 13! (american. 12 British, 44 European)
Ai’s nawt kwite taht beeg! But Ai is onlee a lidl person so, comparatatively, Ai has teh beeg feets.
Mai DM’s R awl mennee yers old an still goin strong!
um…du dawk martinz now be maded in Chyna, nawt in teeny tiny Ingerland no moar!
2 ob mai payrs sai “maed in Ingerlan”, but Ai’s had tehm sum tym. Carnt reed wher teh oder 2 payrs wer maed, Ai’s rubbed taht bit owt wit waerin tehm: Teh serch continoos…!
tha bukket were myne in the farst place.
am soo madz rite now!! am gunna sit here an curl ma toez!!
wif da kurlin eyern? guud luk wif dat… ai kalls teh horspital.
Hey Cheezburger… get in mah belly
Deez harblz not gonna lick demselfs…
Dunt wanna, dunt hafta, aint gonna
Timez ta watch Oprah, I’z goin’ nowhere
i cant tellz joo de lebbel ob mah disapoyntment
doo to jur lak ob cooperashunz.
anee dai naow i will inhairut de erffa an i will
rememberz doze who obayed wiffowt kweschunz
yoga kitteh demonstrates catasana
Curl your hindpawses, tuck your tayl under youz,
an cross your chest with front pawzes
breathe and relax
an hold for five breaths
Off Topic:
Is voting page brokered? Same pix repeated on multiple pages.
Luks OK to me.
wat u meen not caturday? Hmph!
Tuxedo kitteh us very formal.
well, formal nebber lucked so kuuuete!
mamma givz me tym owt
Kitteh, I feel just laik u todai.
That lewks lyk our cat Charlie!
That kitteh looks just like my Princess Maxine, even down to the white splotch on the lip.
Haz yur Princess purrhaps been meetin a fotograffer seecrudly on de sied, hmm?
An mebbe havin sum *wink* speschul pikshoors taken? Bai sumbunny whoo promizzed 2 maek her a “star”?
An wher wuz *she* on de niet ob de suppozid, allegid, purrhaps-it-dint-happin-tho-we-think-it-did “bathing incident in de orkesstra pit!???
In-kwyring mynds want tu noe!
How in da wurld uv cheez do u get a picture?
Yoga Cat
Is meditating
Beeg Sillee Doggeh
stoaldz Kitteh’s fude. Kitteh iz
now plawteeng rebennjj
Dappurr Tukkz Kitteh
feenkz bettah wen sitteeng
upz strayt. Doan’t knoez wye
Plawtteeng rebennjj iz
verreh cawmplikayted wenz
no haz fude 2 feenk
Mebbee Kitteh juss
waytz untillz Doggeh showz up
andz tehn has show-down?
Jack.
Y (W) CA!
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insert cat here
YES! Dis kitteh duz luk layk teh “W”!
Oooooooooohm
Jack is spot on, as always. Kitteh is certainly planning something, and from the looks of it, it’s not a good something. If I wuz Dawg, I’d be pulling up the drawbridge and manning the castle walls right about NAOW.
Grumpy cat tries to destress with yoga.
Heez mad cuz he cant figur how to pop-a-wheelie…
“Tail goze in back kitteh! Den SCOOT!”
Kitteh tryd to butt in line for cheezburger, but he wuz cawt and has to sit in cornerz. D:
Yoda cat iz meditatin
well THAT’S the pokémon mew
I mus smoochie on dat kitteh foot! smoochiemoochiesmoochie
ow! pointy enz in mah noze!
O3o It be teh shadow the hedgehog of kittehs =D * I now be poking kitteh with pointy sweeping brush of sweeping * O3O… sexy
get off my cloud
stoopid hoomins…couch luk better on fyr
Heed a gwumpy kitteh. I suzpect he wanned a cheezburger