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Iz dat “Weis” or “Er”? Maybe “Bud”?
As-ter-oid u r nawt second!
Enny rekwests fur teh danse in ur Onner?
CWEEPY.
[first?]
aw darn. NEBERMIND
eval personified.
onct when i was little peep, my mom went to put out the trash and found a HUGE bullfrog on the patio … that sucker was rly skary … and it sat there all day long, just croaking and luking skary.
not juz luking skary….
HUGE bfrog wuz luRking skary !!!
dis berry smiley froggy haz ben hangin round ICHC looking at awl da cute, and reeding awl teh phunny posts! Hims is so happy juz bein’ der–he’s all lol-luckey!
Poor smiley froggy. Come play wif us. We no laff at yu.
did he ask you about your TPS report coversheets?
dis be making me da crazee…..
wut is a TPS reepurt ???
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TPS_report_(Office_Space)
“Didn’t you get the memo?”
jur a stend up guy !!
fanks so muach. noaw i am officially informed !
Yew dont oftin see evul frawgs.
Dat bukkit shal soon be minez…
Huh!!! You thinkin whut I’m thinkin’?
–pinkey
Pinky: Uh… yeah, Brain, but where will we get rubber pants our size?
No Pinky! we can yuze bukkit 2 taek ober teh werld!!!
Promise me one thing Pinky, never breed.
juz lez get a cupple of dem rubber-chicken thingy’s—taht probobably werk…saw one around here sumwares…..
narf!
Poit!
Whooooweee! Yer a tall drink a water aintcha darlin’?
So, gennlmenz…how we kill supermanz?
yay, somebody saids it! many lols, mm.
No, Mr. Bond, I ekpeks u to DIES
Ummm, trough a kyptonite-poysoned dart frog at him?
WURLD DEMINAZION, BAYBEE!!
MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *koff koff* ribbitt
Yew R thinkin what I’m thinkin’
O_o!
yoda froggeh iz contemplatin…
iz taht expresshun on hiz fase teh look of kontemplation…or maybe…konstipayshun?
ohh..’nutter eggsample of pure-aisle mynd. (halp with lolspel?)
my bad
There’s gotta be some literary term for the beautiful contrast between “pure-aisle” and “puerile.” LOL!
Hao about “pure-isle?”
Halp! My sukker fingerz be stuk togedder!
Vulcan mind meld?
Or, rememberz dat ting dat poseded az McCoy’s ole gurl frien. An eet suckered awl uf teh saltz owt uf teh bodiez an lef dose ringz on teh skin.
ooohhh, I members dat!
He’z contemple-8ting teh sound ov won hand clapping
“CL?”
“AP”?
“ping”!
HALP! My fingers. They are stuck together.
didnt I awlways tell yu taht if you kepp on making them hnd gestures, sumday yer handz wood juz stay lyke that?
–yor moma
jur feengarz are jur frenz
an frenz stik togethur : )
So, U sai they belief in Kite Kat, son ov Ceiling Cat.
Our kitteh…who art in teh ceiling…
Ceiling Cat be his name..
Inspiration fur Stickey Fingerz album.
hi mr froggie……wud u liek a ried in mai blendr??
naw that’s jus sickk!
Green-froggy smoothie,
not delicious or nootrisious–
DON”T WANT!
Taht wus mai faborit joke wen ai were sebben!
Wuts green an turns red
- pause for somwun to sei “Appil”
Froggie in teh blendar!
*ebil grin*
dat sounds rlly gross! naut nearly so refined as whut we sang, like “great green gobs of greasy, grimey gopher guts…” now that was a song!
i haz 2 planz eval 2, maek shore it wurkz
Ware r Princess Leya in her gold bikini?
XACTLY!!! Bring mee Han Solo…
“Exxxcelllent.”
iz surprized it tuk dis long 2 find da simpsonz refrance!
I serched for it & cood not beleeve it mysef!
I wuz shokd no 1 had put “mr burns froggeh plans 2 blok out teh sun” or sumthin.
simpsons did it
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss … mah pweshussssssssssss …………………….
Fwoggeh go courtin an he did ride
uh huh. uh huh.
Fwoggeh go courtin an he did ride
uh huh, uh huh
Fwoggeh go courtin an he did ride
Supah eval plan in himz mind
uh huh. uh huh.
I will meak herz lub me!!!!
Yoo iz daytin yooslef, Meelisa. Nawt mennee ov us ‘member dat wun.
Wuzn’t it Burl Ives?
Immotralized az teh fat snoeman in teh Rudolf stop-akshen sho?
Naw, is Tom and Jerry cartoon!
I beleeve the word was “Crambone”, whutever that meant.
Ew…looks lot different when read than heard!
I don’t see that we needs it used in a sentense!
Iz also on King of dah Hyll cartuun. Bobby (son) sings it 2 hims Daddee, Hank. Mutch 2 teh shagrin ov hims Daddee. Bobby want 2 b a purrformur.
Yesh. It r teh Burl Ives.
I duuna noes if’n Iz datin mahsef but doawn here in teh souf,
It were populurz.
My mommah an daddeh singded it whin I wuz a lil chillun.
Dat an
Daddeh sang bass,
Momma sang tenor,
Me an lil bother wud join rite in.
Daddeh sang bass,
Momma sang tenor,
Me an lil bruddr wud join rite in thar.
Taht’s teh vershun from Johnnie Cash.
I lubs it!
hallo everbunny,…im johnny cash…
i lurvs teh Cash.
AH LUBS TEH MAN IN BWAK!!!! HIMS IZ SO KEWL!!!
wifowt mai uncle rat’s consent.
uh huh. uh huh.
wifowt mai uncle rat’s consent.
uh huh. uh huh.
wifowt mai uncle rat’s consent,
ai wudna marry teh prezident.
uh huh. uh huh.
unkle rat gave himz kunsent.
uh huh. uh huh.
unkle rats gived himz kunsent.
uh huh. uh huh.
unkle rats gave hiz consent,
miss mowsie married teh president.
uh huh. uh huh
wich uklol?
Sam?
ai dunno….
mai mum sings dis sawng wyle cookin… an coklols and musslols an a whole buncha foalk songs.
ai though it wuz unklol RAT.
aktshoolly I ment to wright, “unklol”, not “uklol”. I’m not a very good speller. (see-what’d I tell ya?)
Which reminders me ’bout a noo werd I lerned. “avuncular”. Which remembers me ’bout teh fun website on which I learned taht avuncular wurd. freerice.com–it’s a humanatarian rice-aid program and it also has a rlly swete vocab quiz-game–chalenging! Check it out!
http://freerice.com/index.php
taht wuz in mai graid2 muzik buk.
Heh, heh, Us hom3 own3rs, feer deh “super eval plan” wh3n our town ass3ssors d3cide what our house iz worth & our taxes go UP Up UP!
Dat’s a REAL EVAL EVAL plan!
an aftur mah contemplashuns
im gonna huff an puff an
blowz jur howse down !!!
Awn 2nd thot, mabee I jus flick my tongue out atcher haus an swaller it hole!!!
swaller it lyke a beeg phat fly !!!
ohes noes !!!
awlways did hav a soff spot fer house-flys!
Slurp!
“You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…”(thud)
(Credit–The Princess Bride)
dont even need two develope an immunity to the eye-oh-kane powder; Ah is alreddy poysonous mysefl!
i is ornj!!
princess bride FTW – you getz my burgerzz!
inconseeveeabull!!!
Duz der be trollz abord? Menny just one star votes. Why iz dat? I triez to breeng dem up but cannawt do it alone. Pls to help. Or at leest clap handz if u beleef in faries.
Oh, wait,
never mind.
whole different deel.
Iz tryin to help obercum teh ebil trolls wif yoo.
Y, fank yoo! ♥
Meh 2! Ai notised low cheezburgers n voted 5 fur eberebuddee!
Can someone tell me either where I can find instructions on the voting or explain it to me.
This stoopy hoomin not unnerstan how when you vote 5 cheeseburgers, it only adds 1 vote. And why are most of the cheeseburgers whole, but every once in a while, some of them look like someone took a bite.
thnkxkbai
*goes and hides*
No problem. For each purson dat votes, u can gib 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 cheesburgas.
One vote can show 5 cheezburgas, or maybe only one.
Den next votur cums along. His cheezburgas gets AVERUGED wit teh last vote.
So say furst votur bee a troll. He growl an say, I is habbin bad day. U gets ONE cheezburga, poophead!
Den next pursun cum along an say, How funny! An why sum jerk only gib one cheesburga? and den dat pursun gibs 5 cheezburgas! (nom nom )
NOW…..u has two voters, and an averuge of 2.5 cheezburgas!!
Duz dat make cents?
yes, thank you Kathleen. That helps a lot.
Ju not so stoopy – lots of peeps asks dis.
Dis is best splanation so far tho!
joo is soe naice to votez for
awll uz cheezeburger fanz.
we fanks joo foar yoor support !!
An I ALWAYZ clap tu sayv Tinkurbell!
kit kay hopes taht your handz naut sick together lyke Mr. Froggy’s.
Ai tukd mai (tehn) boyfren’s neece to see Peterpan wen she wuz 9. Wuz in Noo Yok and she French Canuk but she’m so rapped up in teh plai, wen it got to teh “Clap yur hands” bit she wuz awn teh edje ob her seets an sain, “Ai bleev! Ai bleev!” Wuz lubbly to see an teh hilite ob teh trip, fore me!
Donut gibs a stuff bowt teh ex-boyf, but miss his fably!
Aw well, bak to teh kiet persoot ob teh munnygudluksancharm man…..
Sadly no-one bleevs in him…
zen frawgie is comptem… kantem… theenking reely, reely deep.
abowt hims belleebuttin?
akshually, hims iz theenking,
“wen R dem Kats gonna brink me some T.P.?”
“L.P. wood doo in a pinch, too.”
..the evol underloard of dah sof whyte underbellie iz evol underloarding.. hehehe
http://www.happylolday.com
Eeeeeevil green Froggeh
iz wayteeng 4 resultz ubz
himz moast eeeeevil skeem
Froggeh clevvurrlee likkt
t3h Kitteh’z fude. Kitteh willz
feenk Doggeh didz it
Den Froggeh hid sum
ubz Doggeh’s fude. Prawsess ubz
eelimminayshun
Kitteh andz Doggeh
shoodz beez fyteeng. Wie dey
boaf luukeeng atz meh?
Jack.
Kitteh: Goggie, u liks meye fuds?
Goggie: Noes, dis u liks myne?
Kitteh: Noes, but ai sees Mr Froggeh n himz luk lyk unlikked fud to me.
Goggie: ai ‘gree. DIN-DIN!!!
de prawsess of eelimminayshun…
we can has it !!
Professor Umbridge Frog say sweetlee, “Oh, duz ur hand hurt?”
Kafleen!
Eye wuz tinkin Umbridge tu. Eye can’t believe eye reed awl da waye down tu da last post, an eye wuz tinkin “Oh gud, no wun sai Umbridge yet”. An den yourz wuz bout Umbrdge.
She bettah wach owt. She don no, Centar rite behine her.
Phred an Jorge sent dem.
Oh, Twibbul, u noes it. I furst seed dat nastee lukin frog on teh votin page or sumthin an thot abowt dat rottun Umbridge. I been waitin like a spiduh fur dat pic too appeer so I cud insult dat horribul woman, LOL!
PS I liked how JK Rowling left it up too owr imajinashun wut doz Centawrs did too dat rottun woman.
*Snickur*
Ooh, Baron Greenback! Where’s DangerMouse and Penfold?
“Crikey Baroney! It’s the Danger Mouse!”
dey is deelin wif da giant chikken! oar teh red foggy thing… ai kant ‘member which.
FTW! I wuz rite nao reeding froo commints wundring if dere wood bee a Greenback reference. Coz if nawt I wuz goin to do wun!
(I haz DVDs of Dangermouse, even tho I no haz childlets. I lub dat show far moar dan iz helfy.)
no “Minnit Maus, I’ll gets him”? Sheesh. I’m old.
Teh oldur, teh bettur! U noes all teh good stuffs!
What a funny bird a frog are.
Him aint got no tail almost hardly.
When him walk, him hop,
and when him don’t walk,
him sit on him tail which him
don’t has almost hardly
Pat–
what a wonderful lol version of a silly old poem!
What a wonderful bird the frog are!
When he stand he sit almost;
When he hop he fly almost.
He ain’t got no sense hardly;
He ain’t got no tail hardly either.
When he sit, he sit on what he ain’t got almost.
-Anonymous
Well now look what you;ve gone an done!
Only helped fynance teh collektive doom of mankind!!
If only yu haddnt gibben dat knicknack to that banker,
Mr. Paddywack, which made him give
the frog a loan!!!!
Eye waitin fur a purty guirl tu kizz, tu turn mee intu da prinz!
yu shure yu is frog?
yu luuks moar liek toad to me.
an toads turn teh gurls inta witches!
nawty tode!
i nebber hurd dat?
Who tode you dat?
mai muther.
korse, she also tole me dat eetin green beens wood put hair on mai chest.
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?” The boy said, “Look I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”
Tells meh sumone, Why no wun leik mai submissions?
Here link to a couple that have not been accepted….look and give me your opinoin!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/Howdiduthin128407601677315000.jpg
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/Otehshame128407602179658750.jpg
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/Dreaminofcat128407603494971250.jpg
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/IFEEEEEELLOOO128407358940596250.jpg
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/Yougivemehmig128405618182471461.jpg
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/Ipleadthefi128403151669245000.jpg
Give me your opinoin!!
Dis gud way to sneak dem in tho!
I like da first & second ones best, also spinx cat!
i show mah kitteh and he say he like u pikturs… many good lucks to u!
Here is mah doggeh if yu want see kthxbye!
Mah Doggeh
Dose were vereh good, akshully.
I knows wut u meen, Mz. Jackal. I makes tons ub capshuns but nebbur ebbur sees a singul wun agin.
I gess teh Burgurs juss gets soo manee dat dey cannut accept manee.
Pleh.
So I saves mah captioned picshurs and posts dem on Caturday at Fark.
kitteh disgized as froggeh
dat sum disgize.
an it duz splain teh unesplained kyootness radiatin frum teh green fings eyebrows…
‘less hez jus faykin it. It culd be awl part ov teh eval planz.
Oh, n hai. Thys mah nawt sekkund coment eva. Iz feel u litl seeli.
Hello Kim – ju has kitteh?
Not compulsory of course, jus relevant to ma intrests…
Iz Kermee’s ebil twin
it’s so hard to be grene.
Wow, this is the picture I used for refrence for my newest tattoo! I wish I could post the picture of my tattoo in this comment box.
lol froggeh? das noo.
Heh heh heh.
Noboddey playin Frogger when I is king.
Look out, he are teamed up wif THIS GUY!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/15/excellent/
frog is eval cause no one ever snorgles a frog
is correlation, not cawsashun.
/snickur
One Meeelion cheezburgerz!!!!
and teh grinch he had idea.
TERIBLE idea.
TERIBLE, HORIBLE, AWVUL idea.
WTF like all da peapels giv it a fives ! !
I think a good caption would be, ‘If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!’