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Iz dat “Weis” or “Er”? Maybe “Bud”?
As-ter-oid u r nawt second!
Enny rekwests fur teh danse in ur Onner?
CWEEPY.
[first?]
aw darn. NEBERMIND
eval personified.
onct when i was little peep, my mom went to put out the trash and found a HUGE bullfrog on the patio … that sucker was rly skary … and it sat there all day long, just croaking and luking skary.
not juz luking skary….
HUGE bfrog wuz luRking skary !!!
dis berry smiley froggy haz ben hangin round ICHC looking at awl da cute, and reeding awl teh phunny posts! Hims is so happy juz bein’ der–he’s all lol-luckey!
Poor smiley froggy. Come play wif us. We no laff at yu.
did he ask you about your TPS report coversheets?
dis be making me da crazee…..
wut is a TPS reepurt ???
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TPS_report_(Office_Space)
“Didn’t you get the memo?”
jur a stend up guy !!
fanks so muach. noaw i am officially informed !
Yew dont oftin see evul frawgs.
Dat bukkit shal soon be minez…
Huh!!! You thinkin whut I’m thinkin’?
–pinkey
Pinky: Uh… yeah, Brain, but where will we get rubber pants our size?
No Pinky! we can yuze bukkit 2 taek ober teh werld!!!
Promise me one thing Pinky, never breed.
juz lez get a cupple of dem rubber-chicken thingy’s—taht probobably werk…saw one around here sumwares…..
narf!
Poit!
Whooooweee! Yer a tall drink a water aintcha darlin’?
So, gennlmenz…how we kill supermanz?
yay, somebody saids it! many lols, mm.
No, Mr. Bond, I ekpeks u to DIES
Ummm, trough a kyptonite-poysoned dart frog at him?
WURLD DEMINAZION, BAYBEE!!
MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *koff koff* ribbitt
Yew R thinkin what I’m thinkin’
O_o!
yoda froggeh iz contemplatin…
iz taht expresshun on hiz fase teh look of kontemplation…or maybe…konstipayshun?
ohh..’nutter eggsample of pure-aisle mynd. (halp with lolspel?)
my bad
There’s gotta be some literary term for the beautiful contrast between “pure-aisle” and “puerile.” LOL!
Hao about “pure-isle?”
Halp! My sukker fingerz be stuk togedder!
Vulcan mind meld?
Or, rememberz dat ting dat poseded az McCoy’s ole gurl frien. An eet suckered awl uf teh saltz owt uf teh bodiez an lef dose ringz on teh skin.
ooohhh, I members dat!
He’z contemple-8ting teh sound ov won hand clapping
“CL?”
“AP”?
“ping”!
HALP! My fingers. They are stuck together.
didnt I awlways tell yu taht if you kepp on making them hnd gestures, sumday yer handz wood juz stay lyke that?
–yor moma
jur feengarz are jur frenz
an frenz stik togethur : )
So, U sai they belief in Kite Kat, son ov Ceiling Cat.
Our kitteh…who art in teh ceiling…
Ceiling Cat be his name..
Inspiration fur Stickey Fingerz album.
hi mr froggie……wud u liek a ried in mai blendr??
naw that’s jus sickk!
Green-froggy smoothie,
not delicious or nootrisious–
DON”T WANT!
Taht wus mai faborit joke wen ai were sebben!
Wuts green an turns red
- pause for somwun to sei “Appil”
Froggie in teh blendar!
*ebil grin*
dat sounds rlly gross! naut nearly so refined as whut we sang, like “great green gobs of greasy, grimey gopher guts…” now that was a song!
i haz 2 planz eval 2, maek shore it wurkz
Ware r Princess Leya in her gold bikini?
XACTLY!!! Bring mee Han Solo…
“Exxxcelllent.”
iz surprized it tuk dis long 2 find da simpsonz refrance!
I serched for it & cood not beleeve it mysef!
I wuz shokd no 1 had put “mr burns froggeh plans 2 blok out teh sun” or sumthin.
simpsons did it
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss … mah pweshussssssssssss …………………….
Fwoggeh go courtin an he did ride
uh huh. uh huh.
Fwoggeh go courtin an he did ride
uh huh, uh huh
Fwoggeh go courtin an he did ride
Supah eval plan in himz mind
uh huh. uh huh.
I will meak herz lub me!!!!
Yoo iz daytin yooslef, Meelisa. Nawt mennee ov us ‘member dat wun.
Wuzn’t it Burl Ives?
Immotralized az teh fat snoeman in teh Rudolf stop-akshen sho?
Naw, is Tom and Jerry cartoon!
I beleeve the word was “Crambone”, whutever that meant.
Ew…looks lot different when read than heard!
I don’t see that we needs it used in a sentense!
Iz also on King of dah Hyll cartuun. Bobby (son) sings it 2 hims Daddee, Hank. Mutch 2 teh shagrin ov hims Daddee. Bobby want 2 b a purrformur.
Yesh. It r teh Burl Ives.
I duuna noes if’n Iz datin mahsef but doawn here in teh souf,
It were populurz.
My mommah an daddeh singded it whin I wuz a lil chillun.
Dat an
Daddeh sang bass,
Momma sang tenor,
Me an lil bother wud join rite in.
Daddeh sang bass,
Momma sang tenor,
Me an lil bruddr wud join rite in thar.
Taht’s teh vershun from Johnnie Cash.
I lubs it!