Comments on: CATAPULT

By: alice

alice — Sat, 09 May 2009 04:03:48 +0000

Hay, guise – yoo don even kno me, becuz I nevver post heer, but the paragraf above wif your profiel of the peeple who hang heer is MEE! So akkurit! Iem astowndid.

By: NoName

NoName — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 01:48:40 +0000

i order vanilla des chocolate

By: Apersondude1

Apersondude1 — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:38:09 +0000

Ur doin’ it rong!

By: michael freeman

michael freeman — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:57:05 +0000

kittehpult?

By: Rachel

Rachel — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:40:36 +0000

this kitten cannot has cheezburger.

He can IS cheezburger on grill. =(

By: insanityinside

insanityinside — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:42:38 +0000

You mean CATaPOOlt?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:18:25 +0000

LOL! Maybee ai waz reeding too fast. Ai thot you said sumthing about taking Hoff for a walk. But NAO I see it! I am hoff. Got it.

Whut I ment wuz – ai am (but cleerlee shud awt bee) always amaized at how much most of teh regular peepl heer hav in common. Moast r sci fi fans, and Lord of the Rings and Hairy Potter and are verree well red, liek poetree, leen to teh left politicallee n so much moar. Cud go own, but is middle ov the nite – cudn’t sleep so thot wud chek in heer fur a bit.

Yur Ginger luks reelee sweet. DAPGF is alwais a gud thing to have!!

And thanks fur the pikshur info. maybee after Christmas ai will hav to tiem, , ,wun can alwaiz hoep!

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:56:42 +0000

Wenn joo first sed joo waz callin her after Esme Ww ( my fave scept for perhaps Deth and SamVines – Pratchett adikshun , I haz it) I thot “Kule butt I hopes itz not teh self-fullfillin proffesie” maybee shees juss livin up to hers role model ? Newai teh otter E

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:09:26 +0000

Ai wanna pik her up and snorgle and hug her and call her Annie.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:07:57 +0000

She iz so KYOOT! Fits juz rite in scoop. Prolly much bigger now. Lukky u foun eachother.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:02:40 +0000

Chikkee brezt wukked well gettin mai guys comfy wen ai gotdem! Cheezburgers prolly even bedder!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:55:08 +0000

Bud id smewlz soo inchesin n fragrun!

By: Midori

Midori — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:26:01 +0000

Win!

By: iamhoff

iamhoff — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:37:12 +0000

Thanx for teh gud luk wishes. Ah needz all teh help I kin git. Hoff is mah niknaym (long storiee). Ginger is mah lol-dobie (see pikshur heer on mah Flickr group at http://tinyurl.com/2de2hl). DAPGF is Deer and Payshunt Gurl Frend. Amoozinglee enuff, I wuz a pastafarian beefor I finded ICHC.

Too bad I missded teh partee. Sowndz lyk it wuz teh eksullent event! To post piksurs, set up a Flickr (yahoo), Picasa (google), or other pikshur-hosting account. Then jus’ tell us teh link.

By: moe

moe — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:23:17 +0000

Kitteh say, “i’z pooped. lee mee ‘lone!”

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:36:05 +0000

so rong.
but so ful of lolz.

By: stend

stend — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:49:44 +0000

it’s not irrelevant, it’s a hippopotamus !!!

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:59:05 +0000

not irehlevant, juss irreverent!

By: dog

dog — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:44:02 +0000

likez

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:32:59 +0000

Deer nawt frum Austria iamhoff. Every nao and then, wehn ai has a moment to spare, ai liek to chek awt the peepl heer. Just went to yur blog -verree interesting (and gud luk!!!). Much to puzzle abaout with just a qucik glance.

I presume Hoff is yur dog? DAPGF must bee sum kind ov girl friend – but the DAP? An wai am ai nawt surprized to find teh pastafarian?!? U r, after awl, an ICHCpeep.

Mai clever sister Pyzi gave a beeg partee in r red barn (aka nawty barn) a few yrs ago with the FSM theme. We still has the large skulpchure she maid (meetballs made frum basketballs) hanging from the main rafter. Wish ai knew hao to post pickchures – wud show u!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:48:26 +0000

KITTEHS!!!!!…Toniet we diens on kibblz!

By: iamhoff

iamhoff — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:07:56 +0000

Dair I sai, LOL!

By: serra

serra — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:34:41 +0000

At leest Death lieks kittehs

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:11:05 +0000

She is much cutez, what a lovely liddle ball of fluff!

By: stend

stend — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:10:17 +0000

most opinionated? d4mn – that must be a witch among witches

By: Antoinette

Antoinette — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:54:27 +0000

Esme can has Feliway?

It’s like one of those Glade air freshener plug-in thingies, but it has calm-kitteh aromatherapy. Sounds weird, and it’s kinda pricey, but it works.

By: Gina

Gina — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:29:52 +0000

This iz me lil Annie. She sez ”pleeze no catapult me, Iz fast sleepz an shok might killz me”.

Thnx for capshun Dimitri, shes a lil lost feral who thought she’d amounts to nought. But now she’s world suprstarz…right

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:13:20 +0000

mebee its a new skoop nawt yuzd yet.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:57:28 +0000

*mop mop mop*

Heer, Panfer, hab sum lubbly choklits! Plz to yuze purrtekshun nxt tiem. Kthxbai!

By: GothcJoe

GothcJoe — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:16:35 +0000

Dis kitteh nawt noes wut yoos tawkin’ bout! Dis iz nawt rehlevunt!

By: Naomi

Naomi — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:18:01 +0000

atomatek fail. D:

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:07:54 +0000

…dis is relevant to mah whoaaAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:13:31 +0000

But witches are so like cats in so many ways.

I’m so happy that this is the reason her name is Esme–my computer has the same name for the same reason.

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:10:32 +0000

Italin fud: ur doin it rong.

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:09:37 +0000

Tsk, thay start sew yung nao dais…

By: stend

stend — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:47:17 +0000

and in case anyone out there needs lessons on being a strong black woman (or just a large breasted black woman with a short fuse)

http://www.gawker.com/news/ask-tionna/tionna-smalls-is-not-an-advocate-for-violence-but-you-should-have-whipped-her-ass-first-and-asked-questions-later-319555.php

“I think it’s definitely time for you to become a member of the smack-a ho tribe. Foreal.”

By: 3rin

3rin — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:37:14 +0000

dus nywun elsus kittehs liek to play or jus sit in da litterbox? I has 2 litl kittehs whu lieks to play in it, or jus sit in it wile I cleens it owt. Pleh!!

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:35:30 +0000

Whut abowt You? (see Wintersmith foar moar detales)

You skeers teh Greebo! an sleeps in Granny’s hat!

An speekin uv greebos, ai has wun- himz named himself, original naem wuz Runt, him is cutest little kitteh in da wurld, cept wen himz is ebil. himz kan change in millisekunds. an him is blynd in wun eye– he is eben rait kulur.

By: stend

stend — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:33:45 +0000

sorry, catBAG. thank you tionna, for teaching us new vocab – and everything else

http://www.gawker.com/news/ask-tionna/he-has-to-understand-that-what-he-doesnt-do-the-next-man-will-do-happily-and-willingly-327129.php

oh and by the way? this is SONOTWORKSAFE

By: stend

stend — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:25:15 +0000

I can smell your catbox ?

By: stend

stend — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:23:35 +0000

catapoopapult(uhpleh)

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:54:07 +0000

In Soviet Russia the litter scoop has you.

By: NorthernHockeyFan

NorthernHockeyFan — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:28:36 +0000

U shud see wut I COOKZ da spisketti in. Chaymber pawt – I haz one.

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:00:46 +0000

Oh, but teh memereez….I haz dem.

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:59:22 +0000

I fink soah. Ip it iz, den I iz so skeered! I so skeered I cud jess snorgle an shmoo!

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:58:28 +0000

Treb, u sai? O_o

By: laughoutloud

laughoutloud — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:57:48 +0000

not dogapult, but catapult

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:56:30 +0000

Garfield is always trying to send Nermal to Abu Dhabi my mail, this is by catapult,
(They’re never quite as funny if you have to ’splain ‘em)

By: D Marie

D Marie — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:46:30 +0000

No, after Mistress Esmerelda Weatherwax of Lancre, the Diskworld’s most powerful (and opinionated) witch. Given my family’s addiction to Terry Pratchett books, it was sort of inevitable.

Except that Granny Weatherwax is not fond of cats…

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are….”

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:40:25 +0000

Hyoosten! We has lift-awf!