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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I askded for a skoop of ise kreme. I no think ise kreme ben in dis skoop.
omg kitteh! plz takes ur fayce owt ob derez!!! PLZ. i kisses dat fayce sumtimes.
uh…
oh noes… hao long u benn has dis habbit??
(urrrrrrrp)
wat kyne uf danse yoo want fer not bein’ sekund?!
Sinse I not gotted teh ise kreme, I just get a littel shake?
*shake*
*shake*
*shake*
wif
*malt*
an
*choklit*
an
*wip creem*
an
*cherry*
happee nawt sekond!
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Tanks, berry much!
catapoopapult(uhpleh)
Dair I sai, LOL!
Deer nawt frum Austria iamhoff. Every nao and then, wehn ai has a moment to spare, ai liek to chek awt the peepl heer. Just went to yur blog -verree interesting (and gud luk!!!). Much to puzzle abaout with just a qucik glance.
I presume Hoff is yur dog? DAPGF must bee sum kind ov girl friend – but the DAP? An wai am ai nawt surprized to find teh pastafarian?!? U r, after awl, an ICHCpeep.
Mai clever sister Pyzi gave a beeg partee in r red barn (aka nawty barn) a few yrs ago with the FSM theme. We still has the large skulpchure she maid (meetballs made frum basketballs) hanging from the main rafter. Wish ai knew hao to post pickchures – wud show u!
Thanx for teh gud luk wishes. Ah needz all teh help I kin git. Hoff is mah niknaym (long storiee). Ginger is mah lol-dobie (see pikshur heer on mah Flickr group at http://tinyurl.com/2de2hl). DAPGF is Deer and Payshunt Gurl Frend. Amoozinglee enuff, I wuz a pastafarian beefor I finded ICHC.
Too bad I missded teh partee. Sowndz lyk it wuz teh eksullent event! To post piksurs, set up a Flickr (yahoo), Picasa (google), or other pikshur-hosting account. Then jus’ tell us teh link.
LOL! Maybee ai waz reeding too fast. Ai thot you said sumthing about taking Hoff for a walk. But NAO I see it! I am hoff. Got it.
Whut I ment wuz – ai am (but cleerlee shud awt bee) always amaized at how much most of teh regular peepl heer hav in common. Moast r sci fi fans, and Lord of the Rings and Hairy Potter and are verree well red, liek poetree, leen to teh left politicallee n so much moar. Cud go own, but is middle ov the nite – cudn’t sleep so thot wud chek in heer fur a bit.
Yur Ginger luks reelee sweet. DAPGF is alwais a gud thing to have!!
And thanks fur the pikshur info. maybee after Christmas ai will hav to tiem, , ,wun can alwaiz hoep!
Hay, guise – yoo don even kno me, becuz I nevver post heer, but the paragraf above wif your profiel of the peeple who hang heer is MEE! So akkurit! Iem astowndid.
i order vanilla des chocolate
EWW! Poor fuzzy peanut – sleeping in a litter scoop…
mebee its a new skoop nawt yuzd yet.
Bud id smewlz soo inchesin n fragrun!
Kitteh say, “i’z pooped. lee mee ‘lone!”
…reddee….
….aym…..
Fiyur!!!
Fibur? O_o
you have to eats 17 bowls of goggie or lolrus to equalz teh fibre in just one scoop of kitteh!
I can haz Colonblow?
SNL FTW
Wif dis groop full uv win an awsum peepz, I noez sumbudee wud getz dat refurrense.
Now then, tell me Clarise. What did Miggs say to you?
Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
He sez “I want cheezburgers!”
Akshooly, himz sez “I kin smell ur harblz!”
MIggz nawt berree nise, akshooly…..
I can smell your catbox ?
sorry, catBAG. thank you tionna, for teaching us new vocab – and everything else
http://www.gawker.com/news/ask-tionna/he-has-to-understand-that-what-he-doesnt-do-the-next-man-will-do-happily-and-willingly-327129.php
oh and by the way? this is SONOTWORKSAFE
and in case anyone out there needs lessons on being a strong black woman (or just a large breasted black woman with a short fuse)
http://www.gawker.com/news/ask-tionna/tionna-smalls-is-not-an-advocate-for-violence-but-you-should-have-whipped-her-ass-first-and-asked-questions-later-319555.php
“I think it’s definitely time for you to become a member of the smack-a ho tribe. Foreal.”
Dis kitteh nawt noes wut yoos tawkin’ bout! Dis iz nawt rehlevunt!
not irehlevant, juss irreverent!
it’s not irrelevant, it’s a hippopotamus !!!
Kitkit, Noooooooes! Don puts ur sweete lidle face in teh nasty, stinky litter skoop! Wakey, wakey befor it too layte!
Gladdyatorz! Preapar 2 unleesh KITTEH!
*ahem*
(psst kitteh wakez up! dey iz all lookingks!)
zzzzzz…
http://www.happylolday.com
Trebuchet kitteh iz nawt reddee.
effing cool that wurd iz!!!
Trebooshay! Trebooshay!
I lubs it.
Treb, u sai? O_o
At mah sygnul, unleesh FLOOF!
Our snorgles shall block out teh sun…
Tehn we shall nom in teh shade!!
ZOMG! Dis jess as gud as teh “This is Cake Town” videe-oh awn U Toob! *lolz*
“Tuck tail!”
KITTEHS!!!!!…Toniet we diens on kibblz!
Iz dis one of deh “fluffy minions of doom?????”
I fink soah. Ip it iz, den I iz so skeered! I so skeered I cud jess snorgle an shmoo!
Wii gonna needz moar amunishon!
3rd tym da charm…
Addict kat is lukin foar katnip krumbs
Psycho Kitteh thinks
that he is a toilet brush.
Someone fetch his meds.
Win!
Iz knot littuh-skup, iz teenee-tynee lacrosse stik. S kawled “lacrosse” cuz wen yoo katapult teh kitteh kros teh rum yoosing teh stik, yew maek kitteh angree. Sorijinallee a frawnch gaym, an teh wurd fur “angree” n frawnch iz “la crosse”. Stheriosslee, stroo.
Da kitteh attackz fur u. Eye feez sorri fur de udder teamz D-fenzive playerz. Gud ting de haz de long stik.
hehehe cutee.
I has a peeryskope! Is not so grate, akshully…
An kinda stinkee 2…whai iz dat?
I ware teh shutter shadez just lyke Kanye!
Halp! I’z not a tiny poopoo!
yoo iz big poopoo!
Bendr kitteh. Tu liddle 2 hug teh porsalin.
Tsk, thay start sew yung nao dais…
As teh Ikea commurcials sez
“Tidy up!”
If you don’t get it, go watch u tube
a scoop of 1 uv our mos populr flavors….gray tabee. try a sampul uv callicoe floof? tuxxeedo? orinj? (smal tayst onlee, thees sumtymes r poysin), wyte cottun candee? dark chokolit cullur? tortee taffee?
I lubs ALL ur flavurs!!! I kant deeside!!
Mite I habs a littel tast ov eech? On a littel pink spun?
yes…….wood u liek sumfing effnick? syameez? burmeez?
In Soviet Russia …….
LITTER SCOOP haz u!!!
*ptoing…*
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Litr scoup? I no has kittehs, so I duzzen’t no bout theez tings. Thot it wuz PASTA scoup.
For teh few-silly pasta!
Vermicelli, anyone?
I can haz sillee pasta?
YUR PASTA. Don’t mix it wiz dat. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Italin fud: ur doin it rong.
Remyn me nebber to eet psketti at yur haws.
U shud see wut I COOKZ da spisketti in. Chaymber pawt – I haz one.
It seems fitting to continue the saga of the socialization of Esme kitteh here….
It has been a week, and she will come out of the fortress of solitude to gaze at me, and she will allow me to sit within a foot of her if I give her food first. I have been able to pet her twice. We are working on it.
However, she has me well trained already. I seem to be cleaning the litter, providing the food, and waking up at 4 am to strange noises, without the rewards of petting and purring. Not to mention sitting uncomfortably on the hall floor talking to a cat and twitching a feather lure until I’m bored witless.
It is definitely worth it, though. Already I can hear her playing with her toys and purring when she thinks she is alone, and I know eventually curiosity and boredom will lure her out into the wide world that is the rest of the house.
Awwwwwwwww littel Esme kitteh!! She’s startung 2 cum ’round.
Please 2 spike Esme kitteh’s food with magnesium. It will help with the nervousness. Make her come ’round a little faster. If diarrha, your doin it wrong. (Cut back on the portion size.)
Der r alzo additives u ken ged at petstores or awnline thet hepp maek kitteh calmer n happier.
Liek….cheezburgerz?
j/k
Esme can has Feliway?
It’s like one of those Glade air freshener plug-in thingies, but it has calm-kitteh aromatherapy. Sounds weird, and it’s kinda pricey, but it works.
Chikkee brezt wukked well gettin mai guys comfy wen ai gotdem! Cheezburgers prolly even bedder!
Yu no can haz boredz wiz kittehs. Nevrrrr happnnn!
uhhh, after Esme of the Stepford Cuckoos, the one who tried to kill Emma Frost?
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stepford_Cuckoos
No, after Mistress Esmerelda Weatherwax of Lancre, the Diskworld’s most powerful (and opinionated) witch. Given my family’s addiction to Terry Pratchett books, it was sort of inevitable.
Except that Granny Weatherwax is not fond of cats…
“If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are….”
Whut abowt You? (see Wintersmith foar moar detales)
You skeers teh Greebo! an sleeps in Granny’s hat!
An speekin uv greebos, ai has wun- himz named himself, original naem wuz Runt, him is cutest little kitteh in da wurld, cept wen himz is ebil. himz kan change in millisekunds. an him is blynd in wun eye– he is eben rait kulur.
But witches are so like cats in so many ways.
I’m so happy that this is the reason her name is Esme–my computer has the same name for the same reason.
most opinionated? d4mn – that must be a witch among witches
At leest Death lieks kittehs
Wenn joo first sed joo waz callin her after Esme Ww ( my fave scept for perhaps Deth and SamVines – Pratchett adikshun , I haz it) I thot “Kule butt I hopes itz not teh self-fullfillin proffesie” maybee shees juss livin up to hers role model ? Newai teh otter E<W haz teh softcenter, finally… Be very happees togedder!
Take 1 scoop Kitteh.
Add snuggles.
Repeat.
Ai liyk dis purrskripshun!! Ai wans yuse its awl teh tyme fur enee aylmint!!
I rekammend it hi-lee.
moar like CAPUTTED
kitteh iz awll worn owt and CAPUTTED
*aaaaaawwwwwwwwww*
Litter box training kitteh seems to have missed a few key steps in litter box procedure.
Abu Dhabi by other means
?
Garfield is always trying to send Nermal to Abu Dhabi my mail, this is by catapult,
(They’re never quite as funny if you have to ’splain ‘em)
Oh, but teh memereez….I haz dem.
Umm-
whyle I preshiate teh hep wid da litr box, I kain hep noticin dat ur doin it rong!
***SPLORT***
*mop mop mop*
Heer, Panfer, hab sum lubbly choklits! Plz to yuze purrtekshun nxt tiem. Kthxbai!
Ceiling Cat
iz tempted to drops anvil on handl
Hyoosten! We has lift-awf!
not dogapult, but catapult
In Soviet Russia the litter scoop has you.
dus nywun elsus kittehs liek to play or jus sit in da litterbox? I has 2 litl kittehs whu lieks to play in it, or jus sit in it wile I cleens it owt. Pleh!!
…dis is relevant to mah whoaaAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!
atomatek fail. D:
This iz me lil Annie. She sez ”pleeze no catapult me, Iz fast sleepz an shok might killz me”.
Thnx for capshun Dimitri, shes a lil lost feral who thought she’d amounts to nought. But now she’s world suprstarz…right
She is much cutez, what a lovely liddle ball of fluff!
She iz so KYOOT! Fits juz rite in scoop. Prolly much bigger now. Lukky u foun eachother.
Ai wanna pik her up and snorgle and hug her and call her Annie.
likez
so rong.
but so ful of lolz.
You mean CATaPOOlt?
this kitten cannot has cheezburger.
He can IS cheezburger on grill. =(
kittehpult?
Ur doin’ it rong!