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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I askded for a skoop of ise kreme. I no think ise kreme ben in dis skoop.
omg kitteh! plz takes ur fayce owt ob derez!!! PLZ. i kisses dat fayce sumtimes.
uh…
oh noes… hao long u benn has dis habbit??
(urrrrrrrp)
wat kyne uf danse yoo want fer not bein’ sekund?!
Sinse I not gotted teh ise kreme, I just get a littel shake?
*shake*
*shake*
*shake*
wif
*malt*
an
*choklit*
an
*wip creem*
an
*cherry*
happee nawt sekond!
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Tanks, berry much!
catapoopapult(uhpleh)
Dair I sai, LOL!
Deer nawt frum Austria iamhoff. Every nao and then, wehn ai has a moment to spare, ai liek to chek awt the peepl heer. Just went to yur blog -verree interesting (and gud luk!!!). Much to puzzle abaout with just a qucik glance.
I presume Hoff is yur dog? DAPGF must bee sum kind ov girl friend - but the DAP? An wai am ai nawt surprized to find teh pastafarian?!? U r, after awl, an ICHCpeep.
Mai clever sister Pyzi gave a beeg partee in r red barn (aka nawty barn) a few yrs ago with the FSM theme. We still has the large skulpchure she maid (meetballs made frum basketballs) hanging from the main rafter. Wish ai knew hao to post pickchures - wud show u!
Thanx for teh gud luk wishes. Ah needz all teh help I kin git. Hoff is mah niknaym (long storiee). Ginger is mah lol-dobie (see pikshur heer on mah Flickr group at http://tinyurl.com/2de2hl). DAPGF is Deer and Payshunt Gurl Frend. Amoozinglee enuff, I wuz a pastafarian beefor I finded ICHC.
Too bad I missded teh partee. Sowndz lyk it wuz teh eksullent event! To post piksurs, set up a Flickr (yahoo), Picasa (google), or other pikshur-hosting account. Then jus’ tell us teh link.
LOL! Maybee ai waz reeding too fast. Ai thot you said sumthing about taking Hoff for a walk. But NAO I see it! I am hoff. Got it.
Whut I ment wuz - ai am (but cleerlee shud awt bee) always amaized at how much most of teh regular peepl heer hav in common. Moast r sci fi fans, and Lord of the Rings and Hairy Potter and are verree well red, liek poetree, leen to teh left politicallee n so much moar. Cud go own, but is middle ov the nite - cudn’t sleep so thot wud chek in heer fur a bit.
Yur Ginger luks reelee sweet. DAPGF is alwais a gud thing to have!!
And thanks fur the pikshur info. maybee after Christmas ai will hav to tiem, , ,wun can alwaiz hoep!
EWW! Poor fuzzy peanut - sleeping in a litter scoop…
mebee its a new skoop nawt yuzd yet.
Bud id smewlz soo inchesin n fragrun!
Kitteh say, “i’z pooped. lee mee ‘lone!”
…reddee….
….aym…..
Fiyur!!!
Fibur? O_o
you have to eats 17 bowls of goggie or lolrus to equalz teh fibre in just one scoop of kitteh!
I can haz Colonblow?
SNL FTW
Wif dis groop full uv win an awsum peepz, I noez sumbudee wud getz dat refurrense.
Now then, tell me Clarise. What did Miggs say to you?
Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
He sez “I want cheezburgers!”
Akshooly, himz sez “I kin smell ur harblz!”
MIggz nawt berree nise, akshooly…..
I can smell your catbox ?
sorry, catBAG. thank you tionna, for teaching us new vocab - and everything else
http://www.gawker.com/news/ask-tionna/he-has-to-understand-that-what-he-doesnt-do-the-next-man-will-do-happily-and-willingly-327129.php
oh and by the way? this is SONOTWORKSAFE
and in case anyone out there needs lessons on being a strong black woman (or just a large breasted black woman with a short fuse)
http://www.gawker.com/news/ask-tionna/tionna-smalls-is-not-an-advocate-for-violence-but-you-should-have-whipped-her-ass-first-and-asked-questions-later-319555.php
“I think it’s definitely time for you to become a member of the smack-a ho tribe. Foreal.”
Dis kitteh nawt noes wut yoos tawkin’ bout! Dis iz nawt rehlevunt!
not irehlevant, juss irreverent!
it’s not irrelevant, it’s a hippopotamus !!!
Kitkit, Noooooooes! Don puts ur sweete lidle face in teh nasty, stinky litter skoop! Wakey, wakey befor it too layte!
Gladdyatorz! Preapar 2 unleesh KITTEH!
*ahem*
(psst kitteh wakez up! dey iz all lookingks!)
zzzzzz…
http://www.happylolday.com
Trebuchet kitteh iz nawt reddee.
effing cool that wurd iz!!!
Trebooshay! Trebooshay!
I lubs it.
Treb, u sai? O_o
At mah sygnul, unleesh FLOOF!
Our snorgles shall block out teh sun…
Tehn we shall nom in teh shade!!
ZOMG! Dis jess as gud as teh “This is Cake Town” videe-oh awn U Toob! *lolz*
“Tuck tail!”
KITTEHS!!!!!…Toniet we diens on kibblz!
Iz dis one of deh “fluffy minions of doom?????”
I fink soah. Ip it iz, den I iz so skeered! I so skeered I cud jess snorgle an shmoo!
Wii gonna needz moar amunishon!
3rd tym da charm…
Addict kat is lukin foar katnip krumbs
Psycho Kitteh thinks
that he is a toilet brush.
Someone fetch his meds.
Win!
Iz knot littuh-skup, iz teenee-tynee lacrosse stik. S kawled “lacrosse” cuz wen yoo katapult teh kitteh kros teh rum yoosing teh stik, yew maek kitteh angree. Sorijinallee a frawnch gaym, an teh wurd fur “angree” n frawnch iz “la crosse”. Stheriosslee, stroo.
Da kitteh attackz fur u. Eye feez sorri fur de udder teamz D-fenzive playerz. Gud ting de haz de long stik.
hehehe cutee.
I has a peeryskope! Is not so grate, akshully…
An kinda stinkee 2…whai iz dat?
I ware teh shutter shadez just lyke Kanye!
Halp! I’z not a tiny poopoo!
yoo iz big poopoo!
Bendr kitteh. Tu liddle 2 hug teh porsalin.
Tsk, thay start sew yung nao dais…
As teh Ikea commurcials sez
“Tidy up!”
If you don’t get it, go watch u tube
a scoop of 1 uv our mos populr flavors….gray tabee. try a sampul uv callicoe floof? tuxxeedo? orinj? (smal tayst onlee, thees sumtymes r poysin), wyte cottun candee? dark chokolit cullur? tortee taffee?
I lubs ALL ur flavurs!!! I kant deeside!!
Mite I habs a littel tast ov eech? On a littel pink spun?
yes…….wood u liek sumfing effnick? syameez? burmeez?
In Soviet Russia …….
LITTER SCOOP haz u!!!
*ptoing…*
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!