Banker Cat
does not approve ur loan.
but i filled it out in tripli-cat!
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: imautobot
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Cuz he’s relaytid to disapproving bunnies… essep less eerz…
An dats wy hez inna bad moood. Eer envee. He haz it.
omg! me and my friends almost laughed til we puked!
ha! LOLrus eetin’ bukkit wranglin bunneh-mimikking banker-kitteh!! sooper hardkor!!!
Banker cat RUINS your life. And is smug about it.
“MERREE KRISMUSS MISTUR POTTER!”
“Merree Krismuss to yew too, Jorj Baylee… in JAYL”
Wez cud hav used bankerz li3k dis before deh “subprime” crisiz..
Doez banker kitteh purr wh3n he sez “NOOOOOOO”?
Purrs AND makes biscuit feet, I bet.
DIS banker cat does not blief ur statd income. “bringz me ur w2s”
Pls to reapply after furnishing banker cat wiv cheezburgers, I mean guarantor facilitiez.
(Banker kitteh’s name iz Mr. Paddiwack)
*another purrson in teh bank runs up wtih sumpthin in hiz hands to give up to Banker Kitteh*
Banker Kitteh sez, “wuts that yu got dare?”
other kit: It’s a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the dog a loan!
i’s gonna bop yu fir tat.
Iz longer vurshun, wich involve dog’s daddy bein Mic Jaggur.
“It’s a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the dog a loan. Hiz ole’ man’s a Rollin’ Stone.”
I iz long time lerker, furst tyme poster.
kthkxbai.
much wins an awsum wif yer fursty postie!
Welkum!!
theehee, yoo maid me giggul, grate firs post!
an welcorm to teh fold (ai were L.T.R. til resenlee too)
errrm, taht were sposed to be an L.
Mai taiping skils, let me show tehm yoo…
Kind of a Chinese chartreux.
Banker cat take bribe?
Winston Churchill cat requirez his alkoholz
and cigar!
“Sir Winston, u ar drunk.”
“Madam, u r uglie, but in teh mornin I wil be sobr, an u wil stil be uglie.”
mai fav winnie kwote
banker cat isn’t gibing you teh tiem of day
Banker cat will moan for a loan :p
Buttttttttt Cristmas be a-coming and mai fanbly of kitteh kittins wull goze hungy un hab noo prezziz. Jus a liddle loanz pleez
Sillee kitteh. yoo shud no bai naw, onlee da rich gets da lones. Da poor not ‘ford dem, so dey starves. No cheezburger for joo!!!
An sadlee, dis iz two true!
mister potter kitteh tinks lones are nonsense,
tels jorj baylee to go jump in teh ribber,
Dis kitteh looks like cheezburgah kitteh after ‘hazzing’ waaaay tooo meny cheezburgahs…
Banker kitteh say ‘i a fat kat; i get tax breks”
aWWW! U noes thar iz nice peepl inteh wurld whu wuld luv 2 halp u. They will gib u food and gib yoor bbebeh kittehz teh prezzies. N they nut even let u know abut it so no need to feel inferioritiez - u teh gr8test kitteh bcos u wants teh best fur ur bebbeh kittehz! Tellz meh ur address and yool find cheezburgrs nd presssiez behind yer door. No need no stinkin loans frum taht evil banker kitteh. K? K.
Happycat slept on his ears wrong and is going to take it out on you.
LOL!!
thats a terrific caption…it almost makes me feel better about banker cat denying my loan
wal, “meester” friskee…..mebbe if u can cum up wif sum cheezburgers as kolattterul……
I maeded U sum kolatterul,
but I eated it.
OMG LOL :o)
OMG LOL :o)
OMG dubble poast **##%@% :o(
Sillee banker kitteh! Cheezburgers has kolesturol, nawt kolatterul!
Banker Cat getz vizited by tree gosts tonite
LOL!
Bah, humburger.
i’m teh goast of kittehs paaaaaast
Iz da goast of krismass presents
(yoo no, da credit card billz! Boo!)
I’m teh goast of kittehs yet too kum.
O! How harbl!!!
(Mah boi an grrl liddermayt kittehs goe furr teh opperashuns to-nait, getses dem dun in teh mornings. Incheschus bebbeh kittehs– DO NOT WANT!)
Dis b teh Skruje-kat ov teh seeson. Bah Humbug! Nao, git himz sum kole 4 teh warm n gruel 4 teh eatz. No cheezburgurs 4 Skruje-Kat til himz sees teh errurs ov himz wayz. *waits…waits…waits* (gonna b heer a whyle)
i tinks ennywun with Mewy Christms on hims lips shud be poiled in hims own pudding wif a sprig of hollee tru his ches.
An den dey shud deekreese teh surplus popyoolashuns.
I can has detors prism? I can has wurkhouses?
but Bob Lolcat needz da new pokket for Tiny Timkitteh!
(skuze, pleaze, still gettin teh hang of teh lolspeak)
plz tew kurrekkt me eef i has rong, but dont teh bankkur kitteh lewks a leetle beet likez a lolrus?
Youz ded on, KM - loks liek kitteh bred wif de lolrus and is be teh beebe from dem….ewwwww!
lolcatrus-pleh pleh- DO NOT WANT EEEWWWW
Lolcatrus! LOL!
ur fico is too low n ur docyoomentz dusnt support ur income n teh ltv wood be too high fer tihs program. sawwy but ur applikashun iz FAIL.
n i calld ur boss. he sais he cawt u nappin on teh jawb mor tahn wunce!!
An splortin cawfee on teh compyooter skreen, laffin at sum sillee pikchers.
An yur spellin’s sew bad franklee Ai’m ‘mazed yu manaj to hoeld daon a job at awl!
an yur starting to talk funnee - u says things liek “ai can has moar munnies?” and “in Soviet Russia, cubicles has u” and ‘mai lunch was tastee and nutrishus” and “cat, ai’m a kitteh cat” and “mai cawffee. it has a flavor.”
..an yu keep askin dem if dey haz a bukkit….
An u keeps blamin stuff on teh goggie. Der r no goggies here!
I sees ju spends manee monees on choklit , blankees ,rubber glubs, tee, an
alkeehawl. Cares tu splayn dis ?
An wutz dis lien item heer fur troll repellant?
An wot teh heel is taht yung nekkif gy doin heer?!