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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

dapanferkitteh

Yur brainz gots da BESTEST flavur!

spykes_mom

whoo hoo fur yoo, dapanferkitteh! yoo is nawt-sekind bai sekinds! shud wee doo teh Monstah Mash in onner ob teh zombee kitteh?

Tina

zcuse meh - buht duz yr brains has a flavr?

nom nom nom

 
 
dapanferkitteh

Eder wun, but dere shuld be lotz and lotz uf shufflink.

 
 
philene

oh noes! Sylar kitteh takin mai supurr hyoomin power!

Kristen

am i da only one who tinks sylar is kinda hott?

AllyBally

No… but Nafan’s hottah.

 
gayla34

Zach Quinto is hot……..his character on heros………nawt

lolz

emma

lolz gayla!! joo so wisest!!

gayla34

jus being VERY CLEAR……..lolz

 
 
 
kittehlurve

Syler is pleh. Hiro!!!! He’z mai favrit. I’z 2 old fur teh hotness stuffs… No ree-sai…karakters iz 2 yung fur mai hotness skale. Tobby mai age butt nawt hotness.

pasties dis…
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com
n pik “Heroes”.

kittehlurve

ok… don know hao taht link werked. opened nuther xplorr windo, copied frum mai browser, pastied here. werks!

 
 
kittehlurve

werdpress eeted mai post. lessee if it shows up layder…

 
 
 
 
 
Miz Kitteh

Will has to lookz sumware elses

spykes_mom

heh heh…bwain sukkah starvin?

 
 
Maus

Kitteh sex: Ur doin it WRONG!!

 
spykes_mom

ai shall lubawtomyze yoo wiv mai pointee enz!

 
Maus

How duz yoo open dis fing?

spykes_mom

“minedz r lyke parashoots…tehy onlee werk wen oppen!”

LBeeeze

dis won be a hard nut ta crackk !!

 
CrazyOldLady

But remmemmer not to be too openminded….cuz yur brainz mite fall out!

spykes_mom

o hai col!
DO NOT WANT teh braynzes to be fallded owt!

 
 
 
Teho

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UHH RUURRRRR RRGH!!!

(”curse my lack of opposable decaying thumbs”)

Maus

Teho: I has problems wit HTML and URLs in commentz. I can has quick tutor… tetur… lessin on tehm? Kthxbai.

Maus

teho not heer nao i gess. ok, i teech maisef.

Bolold
Loltalic
Underlold
URLol

lesse how it wurks…

 
Teho

i tryd dis yestrdai an it gots awl borkdup. but u miet try jus luking at teh “Text Tags” part of dis cheetsheet heer: http://www.webmonkey.com/reference/html_cheatsheet/

Maus

Fanks. It luks lyke reglarlar html to me. Duz urls take a wile for WP to “digest” tehm?
Lez trai widout urls. Dis shud be blold.

 
Teho

doan furgit tu yooz ur closing tagz tu… [/b] (onlys wif angul brakitz)

 
 
Maus

Plain speak mode. What do you use for URLs? Do you use the full A HREF tag? Or something else? Thanks.

Teho

u cans du that, but dat wai WIL delay ur coment fr a whiel, until teh ICHC mods apruv it.

The trick I use to get URLs posted immediately isn’t 100% reliable, but try cutting off the h t t p : / / part of the address, and substituting http://www. instead (unless the link already starts with http://www. — then just cut of the first part & paste the rest). Usually works.

 
Teho

…um, “cut off the first part”

 
 
 
Maus

Yaaaayyy!!! Tanx Teho. Ur da bestest!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
dogbotherer

i can haz goggie named pajamas? and a wee bitty girl named echo?

 
 
 
 
Kerlyssa

NOOO! Damn you, petmuseum! Damn you!

 
Tribble

Dis bee da pointie ens tortur.
Eet seemz tu bee workin.
Datz whut u getz fur waitin tu feedz mee!

cSmall

hehe.
morning kitteh - he has it!

 
ScotchAndMoreScotch

Since it duzzn’t rezult in organ failure or deth, it’s technically not tortur. Kittehs duz not use tortur, even if Alberto Gonzalus had to persunally waterboard Noah Webster for a week to make it so.

 
 
Kerlyssa

Eelie…Ithili…Lithid…

Mindflayer cat checks thrall for freshness.

 
Nick

Iz rub mai paws on da floor…

Statik zap!!!11!

 
 
Shera(kittehvet)

Does NEbody else think the bestest part of this pictur is the tung

Eleanor

Is da bestest, yesh. Can c da droolink anteeceepayshons….

 
zippycat

Yawp, teh tung is teh bestest!! I lub dat tung. Beeg slurpees finking of what yummies he’z gonna be nom nomming on.

Hoomin brayns - teh best gushyfudz evar!

 
Ivory Bill

I fink dats teh tru — Itt luks lik teh hoomun iz abowtaget teh wetz wun!1! Iffen himz notz awaked nao, himz wil b sune!

 
JavaBeans

it very Michael Jordan…

 
kittehlurve

kitteh wif tung iz liek teh Gene Simmon’s ob teh kitteh werld.

iamhoff

Gene simmons kitteh iz hed bangin! (Bang ur hed! RIP Kevin DuBrow)

 
 
 
spykes_mom

stoopy hyoomin…dis whut happenz wen yoo dun geddup n gimme teh gushyfud!

 
Jack Deth

Nexxt Jennurrayshun
Kitteh Mynd Meld. Sum tymes itz
wurkz and sum tymez, nawt

Kitteh pleezd so far.
Wantz bettah Cheezburgrz andz
less greesee kid stuff

Hewmin adapteeng
kwyte well. Soon willz beez Kitteh’z
obeedee~unt slayv :-)

Jack.

Romeow

Ur poems r alwais teh bestest - eben bettr tahn brains.

Greesee Kid Stuff?
I frot dat waz juss a fing in mah howse - I dun noe dat it waz a reel fing.

Brings bak memmries ov mah Dad. *sigh*
Fanks, Jack.

 
 
infamousqbert

i’z gonna try dis agin. hoapflee, dere ar sum “shaun of the dead” fans reedin’ dis tyem.

ahem…

“let’s go to the winchester!”

Teho

duh dududu duh dududududu… OOOOORRRRGH

infamousqbert

i’m sorry, teho.

Teho

long az i cans play vidyo gaemz in teh shed, i be fien.