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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Yur brainz gots da BESTEST flavur!
whoo hoo fur yoo, dapanferkitteh! yoo is nawt-sekind bai sekinds! shud wee doo teh Monstah Mash in onner ob teh zombee kitteh?
zcuse meh - buht duz yr brains has a flavr?
nom nom nom
or thriller zumbee danse? ;D
Eder wun, but dere shuld be lotz and lotz uf shufflink.
oh noes! Sylar kitteh takin mai supurr hyoomin power!
am i da only one who tinks sylar is kinda hott?
No… but Nafan’s hottah.
Zach Quinto is hot……..his character on heros………nawt
lolz
lolz gayla!! joo so wisest!!
jus being VERY CLEAR……..lolz
Syler is pleh. Hiro!!!! He’z mai favrit. I’z 2 old fur teh hotness stuffs… No ree-sai…karakters iz 2 yung fur mai hotness skale. Tobby mai age butt nawt hotness.
pasties dis…
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com
n pik “Heroes”.
ok… don know hao taht link werked. opened nuther xplorr windo, copied frum mai browser, pastied here. werks!
werdpress eeted mai post. lessee if it shows up layder…
yep. der it is!
Will has to lookz sumware elses
heh heh…bwain sukkah starvin?
Kitteh sex: Ur doin it WRONG!!
ai shall lubawtomyze yoo wiv mai pointee enz!
How duz yoo open dis fing?
“minedz r lyke parashoots…tehy onlee werk wen oppen!”
dis won be a hard nut ta crackk !!
But remmemmer not to be too openminded….cuz yur brainz mite fall out!
o hai col!
DO NOT WANT teh braynzes to be fallded owt!
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UHH RUURRRRR RRGH!!!
(”curse my lack of opposable decaying thumbs”)
Teho: I has problems wit HTML and URLs in commentz. I can has quick tutor… tetur… lessin on tehm? Kthxbai.
teho not heer nao i gess. ok, i teech maisef.
Bolold
Loltalic
Underlold
URLol
lesse how it wurks…
i tryd dis yestrdai an it gots awl borkdup. but u miet try jus luking at teh “Text Tags” part of dis cheetsheet heer: http://www.webmonkey.com/reference/html_cheatsheet/
Fanks. It luks lyke reglarlar html to me. Duz urls take a wile for WP to “digest” tehm?
Lez trai widout urls. Dis shud be blold.
Daht wurkded 4 me.
doan furgit tu yooz ur closing tagz tu… [/b] (onlys wif angul brakitz)
Plain speak mode. What do you use for URLs? Do you use the full A HREF tag? Or something else? Thanks.
u cans du that, but dat wai WIL delay ur coment fr a whiel, until teh ICHC mods apruv it.
…
The trick I use to get URLs posted immediately isn’t 100% reliable, but try cutting off the h t t p : / / part of the address, and substituting http://www. instead (unless the link already starts with http://www. — then just cut of the first part & paste the rest). Usually works.
…um, “cut off the first part”
hmmmmm
Ok, lesse: http://www.wordpress.com
Yaaaayyy!!! Tanx Teho. Ur da bestest!!
i can has can opener?
eh, ah tink teh can iz teh other end…
o.
m.
g.
i has a mount
But is it epic?
i can haz goggie named pajamas? and a wee bitty girl named echo?
Can haz kan opnr?
NOOO! Damn you, petmuseum! Damn you!
Dis bee da pointie ens tortur.
Eet seemz tu bee workin.
Datz whut u getz fur waitin tu feedz mee!
hehe.
morning kitteh - he has it!
Since it duzzn’t rezult in organ failure or deth, it’s technically not tortur. Kittehs duz not use tortur, even if Alberto Gonzalus had to persunally waterboard Noah Webster for a week to make it so.
Eelie…Ithili…Lithid…
Mindflayer cat checks thrall for freshness.
Iz rub mai paws on da floor…
Statik zap!!!11!
Nam Nam…looks tastee
http://www.wannasmile.com
Does NEbody else think the bestest part of this pictur is the tung
Is da bestest, yesh. Can c da droolink anteeceepayshons….
Yawp, teh tung is teh bestest!! I lub dat tung. Beeg slurpees finking of what yummies he’z gonna be nom nomming on.
Hoomin brayns - teh best gushyfudz evar!
I fink dats teh tru — Itt luks lik teh hoomun iz abowtaget teh wetz wun!1! Iffen himz notz awaked nao, himz wil b sune!
it very Michael Jordan…
kitteh wif tung iz liek teh Gene Simmon’s ob teh kitteh werld.
Gene simmons kitteh iz hed bangin! (Bang ur hed! RIP Kevin DuBrow)
stoopy hyoomin…dis whut happenz wen yoo dun geddup n gimme teh gushyfud!
Nexxt Jennurrayshun
Kitteh Mynd Meld. Sum tymes itz
wurkz and sum tymez, nawt
Kitteh pleezd so far.
Wantz bettah Cheezburgrz andz
less greesee kid stuff
Hewmin adapteeng
kwyte well. Soon willz beez Kitteh’z
obeedee~unt slayv
Jack.
Ur poems r alwais teh bestest - eben bettr tahn brains.
Greesee Kid Stuff?
I frot dat waz juss a fing in mah howse - I dun noe dat it waz a reel fing.
Brings bak memmries ov mah Dad. *sigh*
Fanks, Jack.
i’z gonna try dis agin. hoapflee, dere ar sum “shaun of the dead” fans reedin’ dis tyem.
ahem…
“let’s go to the winchester!”
duh dududu duh dududududu… OOOOORRRRGH
i’m sorry, teho.
long az i cans play vidyo gaemz in teh shed, i be fien.