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Uh-oh… what I do now?
Halp?
nawt sekund place……….yoo haz it!
Butt a nawt sekund panse – u has it nawt! So ai will danse fur you – perhaps so bai and bai sumone will come bak heer and danse, too.
Purrhaps we shud do a jig again. Taht usuallee brings Kathleen! And is purrhaps appropeeate (given sum ov the commintz below!).
The mewsik is playing – ai’m hopping and twirling with a liddle leep or too fur yoo!
a litol leep to teh left, a leep to teh rite, put your paws on your hips, and bend your nees in tite…
aww dat iz cut like da twee kitteh. alzo funn
Fank u! Dat waz fun.
Kitteh iz stuck :S
dat’s whut he wannts Yu to bleev!
Naow…he WANS u blv he toadllee ment 2 get in dis predicement
mebbe it wuz juszt mee, butt fur a fyoo sekinds ai gotz a imuj ob lolcatburglar beein stukked upp on teh trapeezee fing. or onna hai bookshelf. ennywun else see it?
hahaha now ah dew!dat wus funni!
It wuz both. Well – akshulee teh bookshelf and a high diving bord. Taht silleh kitteh keeps climbin up high and tehn can’t get down. Next tiem fur shur she’ll bee in a tree! That will bee fun.
We gotz teh trampoline and the round peeple catchee thing, the pillows – ebberthing wee need – stoared over bai teh Hed Splort Recoveree room. Teh kitteh fluff snafutti browt wuz awl wet so wee had to throw it awt – but ai’ll bet the floofee kitteh haz lots moar!
Except fur teh martini maikins, we ar prepaired!
umm, Janet, don’t you think this might be just a tiny bit over the top?
judjin bai her preevyus eksploits, Ai tink itz moer tahn lykly Lolcatburglar will get stuk up sumfink agin pritty soon!
*snikr* Over teh top? Yoo don’t say!
I wuz gunna sujjest wee also start stokin sum troll-repellent an big nets an stuff liek dat on teh CCC.
Just in caes, yoo noes, ub de trolls . . .
Soon dat CCC iz gunna need to be a beeg semi truck wit all de stuffs dats onnit! Janet, iz yoo lisencsed too driev dat smi rig?
Over teh top? Why whut maeks yoo say dat . . .
*snikr*
Based purely on the pose (and thanks to my puerile mind), I would have said that this was more a case of “Lu paypuh – hoo haz it?”
Doan yoo meen “pwayreel”? Or iz it “pwariyl”? LoLspeek editer needed!
Neber thot I bee seein dat werd on ICHC.
Iz Tony from teeney-tiney-Inglund?
Tranzlashun: kitteh haz legz croxxed cuz he haz ta yuze de restroom? (Loo paper? Loo = bathroom?)
Dass de eggstent uv mai lol-cat Amerrikan-to-Ingerlish skilz . . .
Es, ai iz frum teenee-tynee-eengurlan, lyk Ambuhkat iz. Lupaypah iz teh stuf yoo wype yur bottomz on, ai fink teh merkins kawl it teepee, lyke wot teh naytif merkins livz in. Knot shoor wy dat iz, dunt souwn vernyse too mee, butt den mush dat teh merkins duz confuzzles me.
Kitteh luks lyk hee iz taykin a krap in dis pickcha, witch promptid teh ideeah dat he needz lu-paypah.
Hoap dis kleers tings up
we callz it teepee, wichiz an akrownim fur toylit payperr-T.P.
Mai yoofemismsismsisms; let me show yu tehm!
Wai, Tony, I see yoo has lurnt lolspeek!
No moar Puerile nor Would Have Said.
We unnerstanz yoo mutch bettah nao. Fanks.
Yer welkom – sumtyms teh LOLspeek knot so eezee fur hoomins an ai furgitz mai wurdz. tankoo fur yer paysh… paish… unnda… unduh… fur baehrink wiv mee dyoorink dese tymes uv braynlissnessez.
dis werd “confuzzles”, it is full of win. tank u for dee eggsellent addishun to mah vocab.
This entire thread has been so unintelligible that I cannot rightfully call it a conversation.
just becawse yhuu dont kno lolzspeak, unlike da Tony guy. I fink dat lolzspeak is eezee to learn for us but not for hoomins like yhuu
anon maeks mai giggel!!!
TJ u showd ur ak sent. ai unnerstood u.
“This entire thread has been so unintelligible that I cannot rightfully call it a conversation.”
Then feel free to leave the thread and go find a website within your comprehension. No one is holding a gun to your head and making you stay.
Deer anon – you keep coming here and saying that. At least, I assume there is just one of you, unlike all of the writers.
WE understand what we are saying, because we have taken the time to study and learn the language. And no, it is not really easy, but well worth the effort. As in every language, there are things you can say in LOLspeak that are VERY funny that just don’t work in English, or any other language, for that matter.
Do try to take the time to study and learn it. Some of the funniest people on the face of the earth are here. I think you would be amply rewarded! I certainly have been.
I just read the comments for a long time before I dared to take the plunge and comment. And the nice people here welcomed me with open arms and big smiles. All you have to do is try.
or U kin jist jump in—U dont hafta`studee it owt sew mush. Cheezpeeps is a purrty excepting bunch. Teh way I sea it, you dont hafta rite write, just right! I guess it would be just as fine to write in “plain English”, solongas Yu dont putt aneebddy down wif it.
Teh onlee Reekwiremint is two have PHUN!
wai it kalled restroom? I not go dere to rest!
yes that is an Americanism too Inigo — in NZ they calls it “toilet” cuz…..uhh thatz what it IS………but in Merica to say……… “I goez to toilet” would be concidered pretty brash and a teeny bit RUDE……..it is moar polite somehow to say restroom…..and im MAI office you say…..I go “round the corner” so go figure! lolz
Iz pozzbul ai ment too sae “Baysed pyoorlee on teh pohs (an tanks too mah pyorryle mynd), ai wud haf sed dat dis wuz moah a cays uv “Loo paper – who has it?” ”
Duz dat mayk tings kleeruh?
wow, you Brits shure do wieerd stanze in teh luu! iz nawt sew had hear in US–we donnt eben knead trees!
LOL!
BTW – papuh is T-P- fur toylet papuh, f u relly didnno.
Donut knead trees?! Nex yu’ll be sain yu poo in teh haos! Yu merkins, awlwais joshin, tryin to fule yur Ingerlish cusins!
Wee haz alwaes nown dat teh merkins wuz weeyerd, dis jus prooves eet. Evreebunny noes dat poo-in in teh howse iz unsanit… insenut… knot nys fur helf reezuns.
Ai bets tehy donut eben sew tehmselfs into teihr unnerware in teh wintertym, to keep awai teh coffsancolds
Dere straynj peepul rytenuff – poblee gud ting wee let dem haf de kolonees, snot asif deyve dun enneeting yoozful wid dem aftrall.
eh?
wale, we due ushually ware LONG PANTS years ’round.
my above comet haz to due wif amber’s “sew into underware”
wachitt…ur gedin’ mai Murrikin Shortharz up…
snerk!
LOL…we merricans r vry straynge, tru nuff! alwais wif teh noo ideeeuhrs…cwazy maaan!
TJ–luv yer ironee (eg re colonies)
an yer potty-hyoumor’s purrty gut, 2
I’d azk to bum a fag, but we no where itd leed …
So lawng az yer knot lukkin too smohk a phag den yew shud bee ohkay, Kwit
hahahaha… 2 mutch!! ur killin meh!
plz no smoke mehs – i nawt phag! i nawt eben kindlin!
Iz a good ting teh above comentates ended. Ai laffin so hard. Haz to kwit laffin sos Ai doesn’t has acci acxd… u noes…pee
O Pat—wii wans two help Yu!!!
–TJ und Ambers an awl der compatriots–rush luh-pay-purr to her rl qwick liek,
and mii and janet, an ittehbitty, an cS, an kitteh an all us ‘mericats will sind U lots of T.P.!
Witch syde ov teh pond you B on?
Nao Iz confuzzled – I thot it was bearz in teh woodz not kittehs in teh trees..
Newai, loo paper cummin rite up…
Ai wunz upawn a tiem had a verree byootiful secretaree frum teenietinee Ingerland. As long as she wuas there, we NEVER had to carree teh heavee bawkses rselves!
Butt she louved to go abawt, wif a nawtee gleem in her aye, asking teh guys in teh otter offices if she cud borrow their rubbers!
tanx but aym quite comfortable and mai didgnity shall remain intact kthx
Hold on kitteh! We reskyoos yoo…..after we makes teh funnee kommentz.
Tym to call teh Rescyoo Kitteh squad! Wear’s lolcatburglar, Romeow, an teh res ov teh catoon craowd? (Sorree, kant ‘memba awl ov yoo…)
Iz heer!
Iz dat LCB again?
Doan wurry, LCB – I catched U!
*HALP – wares teh rest ov the Cheez Peeps?*
iz heer, but taht kitteh don need us. heez gittin reddy to POWNCE. himz is Neo-Kat. or mebbe Jim Phelps (b4 Mr Crews’s moovie crappeded awl over dat karakter…)
erm i’ll have to bail from teh Squad az I haft ta wurk naiw! kbye
This looks just like my kitty koochense…sorry-I don’t speak fluent LOLcat.
iz okay. yoo juss to need a leetul pwaktiss. KTHXBAI
u iz 2 kine. I was wrong-I meant this looks like my kitteh devotchka-she stripey. Still practicing LOLcat. KTHXBAI.
Oh hai, Balkandina! This kitteh also luks liek mai beloved Mitzi (nao goan 2 1/2 years ago over teh rainbow bridge. *sniff*
Ai wanted to ask – r u PURRCHANCE frum the Balkans?
Cat-vs-Wild Kitteh will now sho u teh tenshen climb teknike foar dis situashun
Cat Grills?
“And if yooz looks clowser at dis here frog, it be eatable. *MUNCH*”
Dis shud only be done as last resort.
Peeping tomcat goes to ekstrad…ecstra…speshul trouble to see in ur room.
Ratz! I fergotted teh binnokularz!
OMG !!!!
iz Peeping Tomcat Ceiling Cat’s cousin ???
nine lives……….gud ting I haz dem
slinky-spine an poynty endz–
gut thing I haz em
Pluz a MomCat or DadCat who tuk pikture & will help kitteh get down affter takin pikture (and laffing…)
Meh Kitteh Selene staid up in a tree 3 dayz! I keep tinking she cum down, but she scared 2! She sleep OK in tree, but fraid 2 cum down.
She went up Firday, by Mondai I knew she just NOT going down on her own. Had 2 pay $75 fur tree servise cherry bucket to get her down. She SOOO hungri she JUMPED right in bucket!!!
She still climb deh treez, but NEVER dat one agin!!!! (Dat be 7 yearz ago…)
hmmmmmm – purrhaps we needs to addz teh cherry bucket to r reskew ekwipment inventoree!
PS – ai’ll be u never fur 2 seconds regretted spending taht $75!
Bukkit?? Does we be needing to let a sertane lorus kno of dese here defel… news?
I iz the bridge of understanding…..
on second thawt…. maybee I shoulda taken the job at Wendy’s instead
I am a leaf on the wind!
Ai m STUKKKK!
Kevin and I shall compose beautiful poetries for u….. later…
)
firefly, yes? coooooool!
i berleeve yu r correct!
ai luvded dat moovee.
“don’t tell me that my forward shielding just came off!”
or somethin lyke taht, dun member much.
serenity ftw bestest movi evah
Wash “tings gonna get verry innarestin”
Mal “wut u mean, innaresting?’
Wash “halp halp wez all gonna die?”
Dat stoopy dog.
HALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kameleon kitteh blends purfectly with background. No Boy George singing Kitteh Kameleon, tho. Do not want.
Kittikittikittikittikitti kameeeeeelion!
Yu com an gooooo
yu com an gooOOOoooo!
Prance arown in braids an a frok, relibin mai teenayj yers. Ah, reminiscencsesesces (sry, lost control ob mai typin tehre), Ai has tehm!
mush bedder sawng be run runaway
“see there chamelion/ lying there in the sun/ all things to everyone/ run run away”
wun ob mai favyrite sawngs
Ai luvs dat song.
meiz two! Dat wai I findz song fur da gascat- himz lurbs songs lik dat!
momcat
Incognito kitteh is incognito
camel-flaged an reddy ta pounse!
O wow, we useta do dis wen wee were young-uns! Well, maynly we uset wallz ’stead of treys: 1. fine too close-togetherish walls (lyke ina hawlway), 2. stand der facing out, 3. use feetz and hands too shimmy up teh walls. It wuz so funn two clime teh walls!
Waidja stop?
Gud poynt J, butt U, butt at mie age, iffn eye gotz stuk up in wallz or treez in dat poe-sit-shun, I’d be havin’ to yell for sumone to bring me sum T.P., or elze sum L.P. wud due tue.
WUd be Evan worst if I hads to bee hearin’ teh funnie stuff dese cheesy-frends rite.
HALP!
Kitteh playz speshul vershun uv Twister, wifout de multi-cullured plastik sheet.
Left fut, GRAY! Oh wayte, left fut iz awlreddy gray!
Right fut, GRAY! Oh, um, dat wun iz too.
OK den, letz play anudder gayme?
Tetris Twee Kitteh – Do Not Want.
Wud U liek to plai anudder gaem?
Lemme see den, cats in da craydle?
Or howzabowt yoo senz up a niec cheezburger insted? Ize feelin a liddel hungery.
I brings ups a hole baskit ov cheezburgers n we can share dem.
Affer cheezburgers ana napz, we fink bout anudder gaem.
iz ina song moodz…
“an da cats in da craydle n da silber ‘poon
liddl boyz blu n da manz in da moon”
usta singz dat to da gascat…..
momcat
Teh eerwurm reterns! Tihs is awlmoest teh ICHC anfem nao!
hai! ai wuz tinkin abowt taht sawng lass nite fur sum reeson. ai fink ai jus finded owt whai.
I hatez ninja trwaning sum dazy
rather be kung-foo fiting!
dis kitteh can has win ninja warrior kompatishun?
Cat wants you to know:
This just _looks_ like huge mistake.
He meant to do this.
toteally
yay! noo soopr kitteh! 1st we has soopr kitteh wif red caep, nao we has spyder-kitteh!
Dam u skwirrel! You won’t excape next time!
Jakie Chancat duz awl hims own stuntz.
Ur Hed…
… is mai littr bocks
Possibly only for American west coast hoomins…
Larry Craig Cat has wide stance…and he’s in trouble for it too!
tap
tap
tap
Iz LCC tapping pawz? LCC can has vice squad bust, alzo.
Cud b.
Luks liek a Minnicatpolis twee to me.
oh hai Missy! larry craigz wied stanz bee wurld faymus – i’z in teh india, followin yr nyooz
Dis poor kitteh be in trubbl fer kwite a diffrint reezen
Enuff on teh in-joeks! Taht’s so unfare an teh reeson wy Ai donut lyk tihs site no moer, eben tho Ai still reed awl teh commets, just to chek Ai donut lyk tihs site no moer! An Ai’ve toeld odder peepul to luk at tihs site too! Boi, is mai fayce red!! An Ai noe I cud jus goggle Larry Craig oar eben jus aks wut teh storee is but Ai’d rarzer has a toetally poyntless rant insted!
Wah wah wah! Toiys, pram,out ob. Put tehse werds into a well-noen frase oar sain…
Larry Craig is a senator from Idaho, in the US who was arrested for soliciting a male cop in a men’s room, in August or so, in the Minneapolis airport. His defense was that he was not asking for sex, he “has a wide stance” in the bathroom and their tapping feet touched because of it. It was major headline news in the US for days on end, but has quickly faded so I was not sure if anyone not local would recall the event. Sorry if offended….just trying to make some smiles!
hay Mizzy, Ai laffed at ur post……mebbe Ai iz stoopie, 2? jus a dum ol’ turtlol…
Fank oo – ai fuggod awl aboud him n juz skipped doze posds
Err, Ai’s nawt offended! Ai wuz jus..err…sumwun halp me owt heer!
Ai donut amember Larry Craig maekin teh noos heer in teenytiny Ingerlan but he has beeb refrensed Bfore awn ICHC.
We can has sine to show we is doin owr caer-troll/butt-pain-troll/odder troll impreshuns? Ai tink ai is in a hoel an still diggin!
eez okay ambercat, I realizeded whut yu were doin when ai saw “ai know ai cud just goggle him or ask but ai wud rather have poyntless rant!”
so ai voted yu up.
nawt feel bad, eberybunny maykes mistakes sumtymes.
Tankyu Gascat, Ai reterns teh commpliment!
Larry Craig maded biggggg 1. (mistake)
o… taked meh a wile… fot u wuz upsett, an i were tryin 2 made reply like, “butt, ambercat, we duznt mind iff u refrents da choklit nobgobblerz…”
“Nobglobblerz”!
*snert*
heh, heh.
i laffed awl nite bout dat…
Oh mai, Ambercat! U were just too gud! Ai knew at wunz u was spoofing! Butt cleerlee sum did nawt get it. Ai thot u were verree, verree funnee!
Ai tink mebbee sum peeps nawt see taht bit awn teh “stapler” commets. Or mebbee nawt noe teh fraze “Frowing yur toys owt ob teh pram” wen sumwun acting lyk a tooyerold an throin a tanturm.
Enneewais, we awl frens agin nao.
Ai’d do a smylee but Ai onlee see dotsandashes, els it gose awl stretchee so yu’ll jus has to pertend!
exit strat a gee I do not haz
I mus be bush kat
bush kat nebber worf two in da hand, btw…
FTW!
Ackshallee, kitteh iz praktizin fur montinclimin xpedishun. Deh rok chimmee furmashuns.
if kitteh put feet and … feet … any closer together he will spin upside down
Dat wud be PHUNNN!
Kitteh pounz frum heer – gets lotza momenum n forz n surprize. He juz pooshes off n prackly flies!
Hae U…down dare….U can haLP MEE!?
I AR STUKK!!!
“hey you, out there in the cold getting lonely getting old can you feel me”
fur sum straynge reezun, momcat nawt lyke dat sawng.
hey you!
nawt strang! yuz putz on da beeg ol headephones n listns two da “an da wurms
ated into hiz branes” wif dat buzzy saw soun- waiiiii two reels sounden- makz u feelz lik u gotz da brane wurms!
odder den dat I liks song……
uz bee gud or I fins a REEL earwurm songz fur u!
…..dis is da song……. gotz u!
heer beez gud song two-
halp! I needz sumbudy
halp, not jus anybuddy
momcat
kitteh practizin new peeh-lattes exersize in tree
Kitteh followedz himz
Curreeawsittee insteddz
unz Insteenkz… O Noez!
Kitteh Conundrumm.
Wuttebburrz Kitteh duz
involve sum leepeeng
Kitteh rememberrz
dat “Upz iz eezee~ur tahn
down”. Taykz a deep breff
Pulllz in himz frunt Pawz
andz drawpz down. Pushez awff.
Landz awn lowurr limmb
Jack.
kwestyun is, lowurr limmb dus kitteh land awn?!
Duh limms blongin to hiz hoomin.
weird press stoel a wurd! Ai sed ” HOOS lowurr limmb dus kitteh land awn?”!!
Dagsnabbit weird press!
yah, A.C., an sumboddy seams 2 B eatin teh hangburgers! Ebbery 1 of dem hafa byte taken owt!
At top ov syte, it sez teh votin widgets r daon.
Tehy will nawt be borked furebber. I hoep.
wayt for it …
wayt for it …
NAOW!
♫
Spidercat, Spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does…
♫
RD, hao yu do teh musicalnoets? Ai nawt see tehm awn mai keebord
Pooh iz afeared of da Jagular
Hoomans arn’t suppozed to see me like this
I’m in ur tree
stuck.
FREEKZ!
HARBLZ.
I HAS DEM AS WELL
Samson kitteh brings down da forest
Y kitteh on top n other aminal on botm? Racoon, meybe? Not kitteh pawz…
Up n a treetop, kitteh pawz….
cant finks ob betterer line, so i pollojizes furst. sry. i bout 2 made da bad leeriks.
up awn a treetawp kitteh pawze
freezin orf hims puur harbllz
stay awn da treebratch – DO- NAWT- WANT!
k. i gots nuffin else. nuffin gud rime wif “want”…
Poor kitteh.
Lesseon of da dae: Allwayz fink before yhuu climb suspicious lukin twees