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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

RushnGreen

Uh-oh… what I do now?
Halp?

Kim

nawt sekund place……….yoo haz it!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Butt a nawt sekund panse - u has it nawt! So ai will danse fur you - perhaps so bai and bai sumone will come bak heer and danse, too.

Purrhaps we shud do a jig again. Taht usuallee brings Kathleen! And is purrhaps appropeeate (given sum ov the commintz below!).

The mewsik is playing - ai’m hopping and twirling with a liddle leep or too fur yoo!

serra

a litol leep to teh left, a leep to teh rite, put your paws on your hips, and bend your nees in tite…

 
RushnGreen

Fank u! Dat waz fun.

 
 
 
 
kitkay

dat’s whut he wannts Yu to bleev!

JAJEH

Naow…he WANS u blv he toadllee ment 2 get in dis predicement

 
 
spykes_mom

mebbe it wuz juszt mee, butt fur a fyoo sekinds ai gotz a imuj ob lolcatburglar beein stukked upp on teh trapeezee fing. or onna hai bookshelf. ennywun else see it?

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

It wuz both. Well - akshulee teh bookshelf and a high diving bord. Taht silleh kitteh keeps climbin up high and tehn can’t get down. Next tiem fur shur she’ll bee in a tree! That will bee fun.

We gotz teh trampoline and the round peeple catchee thing, the pillows - ebberthing wee need - stoared over bai teh Hed Splort Recoveree room. Teh kitteh fluff snafutti browt wuz awl wet so wee had to throw it awt - but ai’ll bet the floofee kitteh haz lots moar!

Except fur teh martini maikins, we ar prepaired!

kitkay

umm, Janet, don’t you think this might be just a tiny bit over the top?

Ambercat

judjin bai her preevyus eksploits, Ai tink itz moer tahn lykly Lolcatburglar will get stuk up sumfink agin pritty soon!

 
gremlin

*snikr* Over teh top? Yoo don’t say!

I wuz gunna sujjest wee also start stokin sum troll-repellent an big nets an stuff liek dat on teh CCC.

Just in caes, yoo noes, ub de trolls . . .

Soon dat CCC iz gunna need to be a beeg semi truck wit all de stuffs dats onnit! Janet, iz yoo lisencsed too driev dat smi rig?

Over teh top? Why whut maeks yoo say dat . . .

*snikr*

 
 
 
 
 
Tony James

Based purely on the pose (and thanks to my puerile mind), I would have said that this was more a case of “Lu paypuh - hoo haz it?”

woodchuck

Doan yoo meen “pwayreel”? Or iz it “pwariyl”? LoLspeek editer needed!

Neber thot I bee seein dat werd on ICHC.

gremlin

Iz Tony from teeney-tiney-Inglund?

Tranzlashun: kitteh haz legz croxxed cuz he haz ta yuze de restroom? (Loo paper? Loo = bathroom?)

Dass de eggstent uv mai lol-cat Amerrikan-to-Ingerlish skilz . . .

Tony James

Es, ai iz frum teenee-tynee-eengurlan, lyk Ambuhkat iz. Lupaypah iz teh stuf yoo wype yur bottomz on, ai fink teh merkins kawl it teepee, lyke wot teh naytif merkins livz in. Knot shoor wy dat iz, dunt souwn vernyse too mee, butt den mush dat teh merkins duz confuzzles me.
Kitteh luks lyk hee iz taykin a krap in dis pickcha, witch promptid teh ideeah dat he needz lu-paypah.

Hoap dis kleers tings up :)

kitteh mommee

we callz it teepee, wichiz an akrownim fur toylit payperr-T.P.

Ambercat

Mai yoofemismsismsisms; let me show yu tehm!

 
 
woodchuck

Wai, Tony, I see yoo has lurnt lolspeek!
No moar Puerile nor Would Have Said.

We unnerstanz yoo mutch bettah nao. Fanks.

Tony James

Yer welkom - sumtyms teh LOLspeek knot so eezee fur hoomins an ai furgitz mai wurdz. tankoo fur yer paysh… paish… unnda… unduh… fur baehrink wiv mee dyoorink dese tymes uv braynlissnessez.

 
rehchul

dis werd “confuzzles”, it is full of win. tank u for dee eggsellent addishun to mah vocab.

 
Anon

This entire thread has been so unintelligible that I cannot rightfully call it a conversation.

 
kittehlurve

anon maeks mai giggel!!!

TJ u showd ur ak sent. ai unnerstood u.

 
Cottleston Pie

“This entire thread has been so unintelligible that I cannot rightfully call it a conversation.”

Then feel free to leave the thread and go find a website within your comprehension. No one is holding a gun to your head and making you stay.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Deer anon - you keep coming here and saying that. At least, I assume there is just one of you, unlike all of the writers.

WE understand what we are saying, because we have taken the time to study and learn the language. And no, it is not really easy, but well worth the effort. As in every language, there are things you can say in LOLspeak that are VERY funny that just don’t work in English, or any other language, for that matter.

Do try to take the time to study and learn it. Some of the funniest people on the face of the earth are here. I think you would be amply rewarded! I certainly have been.

I just read the comments for a long time before I dared to take the plunge and comment. And the nice people here welcomed me with open arms and big smiles. All you have to do is try.

 
kitkay

or U kin jist jump in—U dont hafta`studee it owt sew mush. Cheezpeeps is a purrty excepting bunch. Teh way I sea it, you dont hafta rite write, just right! I guess it would be just as fine to write in “plain English”, solongas Yu dont putt aneebddy down wif it.

Teh onlee Reekwiremint is two have PHUN!

 
 
 
Inigo

wai it kalled restroom? I not go dere to rest!

gayla34

yes that is an Americanism too Inigo — in NZ they calls it “toilet” cuz…..uhh thatz what it IS………but in Merica to say……… “I goez to toilet” would be concidered pretty brash and a teeny bit RUDE……..it is moar polite somehow to say restroom…..and im MAI office you say…..I go “round the corner” so go figure! lolz

 
 
 
Tony James

Iz pozzbul ai ment too sae “Baysed pyoorlee on teh pohs (an tanks too mah pyorryle mynd), ai wud haf sed dat dis wuz moah a cays uv “Loo paper - who has it?” ”

Duz dat mayk tings kleeruh?

kitkay

wow, you Brits shure do wieerd stanze in teh luu! iz nawt sew had hear in US–we donnt eben knead trees!

JAJEH

LOL!

BTW - papuh is T-P- fur toylet papuh, f u relly didnno.

 
Ambercat

Donut knead trees?! Nex yu’ll be sain yu poo in teh haos! Yu merkins, awlwais joshin, tryin to fule yur Ingerlish cusins!

Tony James

Wee haz alwaes nown dat teh merkins wuz weeyerd, dis jus prooves eet. Evreebunny noes dat poo-in in teh howse iz unsanit… insenut… knot nys fur helf reezuns.

 
Ambercat

Ai bets tehy donut eben sew tehmselfs into teihr unnerware in teh wintertym, to keep awai teh coffsancolds

 
Tony James

Dere straynj peepul rytenuff - poblee gud ting wee let dem haf de kolonees, snot asif deyve dun enneeting yoozful wid dem aftrall.

 
kitkay

eh?
wale, we due ushually ware LONG PANTS years ’round.

 
kitkay

my above comet haz to due wif amber’s “sew into underware”

 
cheshirepat

wachitt…ur gedin’ mai Murrikin Shortharz up… ;-)

 
cSmall

snerk!

LOL…we merricans r vry straynge, tru nuff! alwais wif teh noo ideeeuhrs…cwazy maaan!

 
kitkay

TJ–luv yer ironee (eg re colonies)
an yer potty-hyoumor’s purrty gut, 2

 
Quitchicken

I’d azk to bum a fag, but we no where itd leed …

 
Tony James

So lawng az yer knot lukkin too smohk a phag den yew shud bee ohkay, Kwit :)

 
ittehbittehkitteh

hahahaha… 2 mutch!! ur killin meh!
plz no smoke mehs - i nawt phag! i nawt eben kindlin!

 
patticlan

Iz a good ting teh above comentates ended. Ai laffin so hard. Haz to kwit laffin sos Ai doesn’t has acci acxd… u noes…pee

 
kitkay

O Pat—wii wans two help Yu!!!

–TJ und Ambers an awl der compatriots–rush luh-pay-purr to her rl qwick liek,

and mii and janet, an ittehbitty, an cS, an kitteh an all us ‘mericats will sind U lots of T.P.!

Witch syde ov teh pond you B on?

 
annyluvsprintie

Nao Iz confuzzled - I thot it was bearz in teh woodz not kittehs in teh trees..
Newai, loo paper cummin rite up…

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai wunz upawn a tiem had a verree byootiful secretaree frum teenietinee Ingerland. As long as she wuas there, we NEVER had to carree teh heavee bawkses rselves!

Butt she louved to go abawt, wif a nawtee gleem in her aye, asking teh guys in teh otter offices if she cud borrow their rubbers!

 
 
 
 
 
 
NathanaelB

tanx but aym quite comfortable and mai didgnity shall remain intact kthx

 
Kim

Hold on kitteh! We reskyoos yoo…..after we makes teh funnee kommentz.

woodchuck

Tym to call teh Rescyoo Kitteh squad! Wear’s lolcatburglar, Romeow, an teh res ov teh catoon craowd? (Sorree, kant ‘memba awl ov yoo…)

Romeow

Iz heer!
Iz dat LCB again?

Doan wurry, LCB - I catched U!

*HALP - wares teh rest ov the Cheez Peeps?*

cSmall

iz heer, but taht kitteh don need us. heez gittin reddy to POWNCE. himz is Neo-Kat. or mebbe Jim Phelps (b4 Mr Crews’s moovie crappeded awl over dat karakter…)

 
 
 
NathanaelB

erm i’ll have to bail from teh Squad az I haft ta wurk naiw! kbye

 
 
Balkandina

This looks just like my kitty koochense…sorry-I don’t speak fluent LOLcat.

kitteh mommee

iz okay. yoo juss to need a leetul pwaktiss. KTHXBAI

Balkandina

u iz 2 kine. I was wrong-I meant this looks like my kitteh devotchka-she stripey. Still practicing LOLcat. KTHXBAI.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh hai, Balkandina! This kitteh also luks liek mai beloved Mitzi (nao goan 2 1/2 years ago over teh rainbow bridge. *sniff*

Ai wanted to ask - r u PURRCHANCE frum the Balkans?

 
 
 
 
IrishUp

Cat-vs-Wild Kitteh will now sho u teh tenshen climb teknike foar dis situashun

iluzdaburgurr

Cat Grills?

“And if yooz looks clowser at dis here frog, it be eatable. *MUNCH*”

 
Kevin

Dis shud only be done as last resort.