Mai yoofemismsismsisms; let me show yu tehm!

Yer welkom - sumtyms teh LOLspeek knot so eezee fur hoomins an ai furgitz mai wurdz. tankoo fur yer paysh… paish… unnda… unduh… fur baehrink wiv mee dyoorink dese tymes uv braynlissnessez.

dis werd “confuzzles”, it is full of win. tank u for dee eggsellent addishun to mah vocab.

This entire thread has been so unintelligible that I cannot rightfully call it a conversation.

anon maeks mai giggel!!!

TJ u showd ur ak sent. ai unnerstood u.

“This entire thread has been so unintelligible that I cannot rightfully call it a conversation.”

Then feel free to leave the thread and go find a website within your comprehension. No one is holding a gun to your head and making you stay.

Deer anon - you keep coming here and saying that. At least, I assume there is just one of you, unlike all of the writers.

WE understand what we are saying, because we have taken the time to study and learn the language. And no, it is not really easy, but well worth the effort. As in every language, there are things you can say in LOLspeak that are VERY funny that just don’t work in English, or any other language, for that matter.

Do try to take the time to study and learn it. Some of the funniest people on the face of the earth are here. I think you would be amply rewarded! I certainly have been.

I just read the comments for a long time before I dared to take the plunge and comment. And the nice people here welcomed me with open arms and big smiles. All you have to do is try.

or U kin jist jump in—U dont hafta`studee it owt sew mush. Cheezpeeps is a purrty excepting bunch. Teh way I sea it, you dont hafta rite write, just right! I guess it would be just as fine to write in “plain English”, solongas Yu dont putt aneebddy down wif it.

Teh onlee Reekwiremint is two have PHUN!

Wee haz alwaes nown dat teh merkins wuz weeyerd, dis jus prooves eet. Evreebunny noes dat poo-in in teh howse iz unsanit… insenut… knot nys fur helf reezuns.

Ai bets tehy donut eben sew tehmselfs into teihr unnerware in teh wintertym, to keep awai teh coffsancolds

Dere straynj peepul rytenuff - poblee gud ting wee let dem haf de kolonees, snot asif deyve dun enneeting yoozful wid dem aftrall.

eh?
wale, we due ushually ware LONG PANTS years ’round.

my above comet haz to due wif amber’s “sew into underware”

wachitt…ur gedin’ mai Murrikin Shortharz up…

snerk!

LOL…we merricans r vry straynge, tru nuff! alwais wif teh noo ideeeuhrs…cwazy maaan!

TJ–luv yer ironee (eg re colonies)
an yer potty-hyoumor’s purrty gut, 2

I’d azk to bum a fag, but we no where itd leed …

So lawng az yer knot lukkin too smohk a phag den yew shud bee ohkay, Kwit

hahahaha… 2 mutch!! ur killin meh!
plz no smoke mehs - i nawt phag! i nawt eben kindlin!

Iz a good ting teh above comentates ended. Ai laffin so hard. Haz to kwit laffin sos Ai doesn’t has acci acxd… u noes…pee

O Pat—wii wans two help Yu!!!

–TJ und Ambers an awl der compatriots–rush luh-pay-purr to her rl qwick liek,

and mii and janet, an ittehbitty, an cS, an kitteh an all us ‘mericats will sind U lots of T.P.!

Witch syde ov teh pond you B on?

Nao Iz confuzzled - I thot it was bearz in teh woodz not kittehs in teh trees..
Newai, loo paper cummin rite up…

Ai wunz upawn a tiem had a verree byootiful secretaree frum teenietinee Ingerland. As long as she wuas there, we NEVER had to carree teh heavee bawkses rselves!

Butt she louved to go abawt, wif a nawtee gleem in her aye, asking teh guys in teh otter offices if she cud borrow their rubbers!