Pythagorean Cat
Will find hypotenuse
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IKEA kitteh has spilled out of box and mai require replacement parts.
A+
Anywun kno mathematical fursty dans?
Skware danse?
hee hee dat a gud onez
)
Or is dat teh “danse to teh secund power”?
Skware rut danse.
Galya! congrats awn the nawt second! Being gaon has given u a gud rest, appharientlee!
Eneway, ai see lots of discusshun, but verree liddle joyful dansing!! Skware danse is probablee best – an kwite eesy – cepting u needs 8 peepels!!!
Haoever, wun can start in an teh otters joyne in. Ai’ve got mee a partner – Galyla – ai pik u if okey? And Daisy – u taek handikat. Kamikatze – grab enebuddee. Grate – enuf to start.
So – fiddles playing – and SWING ur partners, do-si-so, allemand left, allemand rite
and around we GOOOOO! (Gud tiiem fur big WHHHOOOOO HOOOOOOO!)
Dizziness … I has it!
We stops now, yes?
who0ooooHoooo that was guud dansin Janet!
) I knowZ I nawt be around much –things be very buzy in mai world right naow!
Yesh, but it rekwires going awf on a tangent. (get it? sine, cosine,… oh, never mind).
a^2 + b^2 = cheezburger^2?
WIN!!1!!!
cheezburgers nawt skwayr tho….
teh wendys wuns r.
tehy nawt so gret aktuly.
Ai amembers “Oh Hell, Anodder Howr Ob Aljebra”. Dunno wot it dus, tho!
minute??
Schrodinger’s cat escapez.
Isa glad it gotz outta dat dam box, evn if it setz offz uthr streemz ov quantum reality.
Oh noes did he opens box?!?!
Gud job Gayla on gettin de “Top Spot”!
Fursty danse fur Gayla34!
Ai bee out ob pratis butt ai cans still danse a liddle bit!
*danse danse, oops fawl… pik up self and danse moor*
swing mai partner
do se do
oppps sorry Elvis
I lets u go
No problum, gayla.
Ai arent such a gud danser dat it madders!
“Jus fling yer pardner rown an rown
If ewe let go she wuddent drown.”
(An wats awl dis beelow abowt sisterlee sqwabbling?)
ohhh……..inbetween dans wif you I haz to fight wif mai sis……it’s kinda a rool. no worries mate!
)
LOL, reminz me uv da filk we did uv SCA moosic fur dansin, cuz we wuz dansin awn a bad lawn:
“Furst yoo take yur partner owt
Den yoo breeng yur partner bak
An frow her inna gofur hole…”
*pokes Tribble* donna think you can be nice to me NOAW an I will jus forget that whole cootie thing sistah! ummm I thinks u mai “sistah” I nebber really checked lolz)
heehee
Hay, u da wun dat lickeded mee! Eye wuz jus cloze tu u sayin “Eye not touchin U.” Sew u gave mee ur cootiez. Eye not startz eet.
Yez eye am ur sistah. Sum tymez eye tinkz eye shuld have stayed wit “Lynn”. Tu mani hoomanz tink “Tribble” iz a boi.
welll Lynn…….I SOOOOOOOOO didnnnt start it UUUUU DIDZ!!
*runs awai* mom will be hr soon to box our earz!
Now, kidz….plai nice wif eech uver!
ohai mom!
Omg! Math r hard!
Good luck, kitteh!
…
Is I furst?
^_^;
u waz only 4 minutes and 20 seconds off……mebbe next time!
but lilbunnyfufu
I just wanna warn u
If you SAYS first
SumbunnyTroll WILL
bops you on da head
I just sayin……..
cuz lil bunnyz iz cute and I would hate
to see a brandamagers
Nao, hao dus it goe: Teh skwaw on teh hippopottymouse is ekwul to teh sum ob teh skwaws on teh odder too hyds.
Wher teh skwaw? Ai carnt see no hyds.
Is yu a hippopottymouse?
WIN!!!! I love that joke- a mutiple pun on the Pythagorean Theorem!
Arnt we teh cleber wuns! Nao, if onlee teh weels awn mai byk wer tringuls an nawt serkuls Ai mite akchully hav a reeson fore noin tihs sheet!
Teh skware of teh summ… teh summ of teh skware…
Wate a minnit. I donut see no skware. I onlee see a try-nagle.
I are confoozled.
Amber, Ai inventeded a critter callded teh “Hoppypottymouse” wen my dawters was kittens. It lived in teh car, but wud com inna howse wen it hadda hop inna potty (Eewwwwww, Daddy!). If you misbeha… misbahee,.. waz bad inna car, it wud hop on YOU! Yuck. LOL. Dat wuz mor yeers ago dan I am willnig to admit in publik. But wuz gud tymez.
Ah, teh lys perents tell teihr kids!
Ai wuz at LOSCON, Ai tink Larry Niven sed “we teech R kidz da lil lize, liek Sandee Claws, so dey kin lern to foller da big lize, liek patriotizm an fayrness an such”
He so smrt, he shood rite a buk!
Whatchoo doing over dere?
I halps if yu passes naylz…
right after nap time
Pie-fagorus Kat iz lukin fur teh happy-ti-mews – haz herd dat teh skware uv teh happytimews iz ekwal two teh summ uv teh skware on teh uvver to sydes uv teh supperdish, witch ah yooshally teh sydes uv sumwun elze’s bowl.
pie-fagoraz kitteh noez dat teh skware meel eekwulz teh cheezburger wif two sieds
Pruf dat kittehs prefurs Wendee’s (allaes fesh, nebbuh frohzin) cheezburgiz obuh teh komp… compit… udder fasfud stablismints.
Aldogh teh hoemayd Zen cheezburgr, dat haz oahnlee too sydes *in dis dymenshun* beets ahlkummers.
Teh Zen cheezburger, az in: Mayke me won wif evveryfing?
Halp! I is trapped in “big box” store!
onoez! teh beeg bawks stoar iz teh dainjeruz plais fer lidl kitteh!!! oanly hary potter kan help yu ekskayp frum teh waldemart. hang awn, kitteh, nawt be skeert, i go getz harry. awr mebbe teh supah kitteh, iffn he nawt be napping.
Bware teh contrakillehs in ysle free!
LOL, wen Ai wuz yungr, we wuz in a wherhowse stor, an we heerd a lil kid mutterin “aww, man, Ai’m lost! Ef Ai cants find ma mommee, dey gwine sell me!!”
We bustid up, after we saw dat he finded hims mawmee!
But can he sat a gee?
Hahahaha! G&S reference FTW!
heehee, nice. mai kumpanee iz doin Gondoleerz dis yeer. did pyratz in 2003.
If I goes thru opening, does I end up in John Malkovitch’s head?
SOH CAT TOA
OK i had to look up the reference for this and I actually remembered hearing those terms in class more than 40 yrs ago.
BUT…when I tried to pronounce it the first time it came out “sock it to a” very similiar to the old Sat. Night Live (I think) “Sock it to EM”
sok it too me waz “Laff-in” show, nawt SIL
mai two T-nayjers lernd dat in math klas last year too.
* this was to go w/ Nick’s ’soc cat toa’ Nyce comment, Nick! 5 cheezburgers fur u! *
Warning – ICHC iz goin KRAZY!
Furst mai comment is embedded with Nick’s. Den nawt – so aiz refrenz Nick’s. Now “itz baack!!!’
SOH CAT TOA
An wut did kitteh say wen she saw a emptee parrot cage?
Polygon.
…nom, nom, nom.
*headdesk*
kitteh has no pruf – kitteh must pai fur teh cheezburgers fur luncheez.
Mah math skillz, let me show u them,
next I teach you the many worlds interpreteshuns of quantum mechaniks
for I is the Schrodinger kitteh
Smart floofy and purty,
Kthx bai
“Quantum” – taht meens “add anodder nawt on teh end”, rite?
o yes. yes indeed. teh qwantums is veri nawty.
mmmmmm… qwantums! [dreamy smile]
Cheerfur faks aboud de sqware uf de hippotenuse….Ai haz em.
triangle cat
triangle cat
triangle cat hates person man
they have a fight, triangle wins
triangle cat
They Might Be Giants ref FTW!
Srsly, TriangleCat only hates Person Man whn Person Man tries to giv TriangleCat a bath. Or flea meds. Or trim pointyenz. Or take TriangleCat to vet. Or…
Dang, both Gilbert and Sullivan and They Might Be Giants references on this thread! (And SOH CAT TOA, too!) This one has really brought out the clever peoples.
Where iz Hypotenmouse?
bedder den scalene de drapes
Aw! Teh lkitteh B so smart! I nut noes teh maths so well. I liek lagn– laguan— eh, the speeks mush moar. I need teh kitteh foar maths lessuns. If I had wuns anymoar. I’ll go to maths classes if I gets a kittehh.
Kitteh knoez abowt
angillz andz hyerr Maff. Himz
juss duzzn’t flawntz it
A cool Speshull Playse
iz a cool Speshull Playse no
matterz its deezyne
Kitteh needz 2 goez
undercuvvurr afterz t3h
mess in t3h Kitchunn
Jack.
jack, yu haz teh amayzing imajineyshun. i awlwizz lubs yr ohai-ku
ok kitteh. Garfield can halp you, too.
funny
Kitteh tried to lern Heron’s Formula, but eated the heron.
Pythagorean Cat
knows all the angles
QED
emceemk
[who will not cosine for you]
…but who often goes off on tangents…
Arc arc arc!
[australian accent]
try all u can 2 go off-tangent but mathgeekcat WILL find hypotenuse cosine gonna give up!
Sigh, dis shinee aye kitteh looks liek ma Roscoe…. so purtee….so floofee… so trubble!
i hate Pythagoras Theorem
There is no point to it. try MEASURING the bloody hypotenuse instead of spending all frikkin’ day trying to work it out
If you build it, it will break.
Nice to know when construckting, oh, say, a bridge.
Only works for right triankles, tho.
C2=A2+B2
omigosh!
i member dis! I got d for maths.
kitteh and me needs an A+
I AM NOT A NERD AND I HATE MATH BUT LUV KITTEHS
lolz (c^2)=(a^2)+(b^2)
But you do know the hypotenuse in the diagonal part of the triangle, right?
Not the part that’s missing…
lawly
I keep coming back to see this pic
“lolz (c^2)=(a^2)+(b^2)
But you do know the hypotenuse in the diagonal part of the triangle, right?”
Tru dat but still kitteh could not know the value of hypotenuse because for that kitteh needs to know the value of the cathetus (or one cathetus and angle)
Prrr meow… Anyways I lovez dis pic