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dat walrus is complaynin again.
don’t quite get it? dis teh walrus. aka lolrus. (start at teh bottom of pg.)
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: nomdeprun
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OMG WUD U SHAADUP!!
Srsly. Whin himz gitz lawd it skeerz mah eerz.
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prior tew none danse fur yoo!!!
Oh fankoo printheth mu.
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so I’m seeing “next failed FOX comedy pilot” here: “… one is the only animal that stalks and kills humans, the other is neurotic and bucket obsessed !!! join in the zany fun as walrus and polar bear join forces to fight crime …”
… on Law and Order PBW, the latest in the Law and Order franchise …
On CSI:Zoo, the mystery of a murdered walrus with a plastic bucket found wedged several feet down it’s throat. The only other occupant of the compound, a polar bear, has pleaded innocent.
the penguins did it – en masse. with their happy feet.
Cute ‘n cuddly, boys…cute….and cuddly….
Madagascar ref FTW! *snoopy dance*
dem peggqwinz knowz how ta kick it !!
just smyle an wayve boyz…..smyle an wayve…
Loh an Oder PBJ? O_o
mmm….. tasty!
cept fer teh bluud uv korpse.
Yeah….dat nawt so grate, akshooly….
and hair samples – do not want !!!
an teh flewid sampls = pleh!
Ai tink shud b cald:
“Law and Paw”
Sponsurrd by… Gushyfuds Inc.
Stai tooned fur eggziting noo epersodz.
sai it sawftli Stend, shirley ifn da foxes heers yoo, ur joke will kum tew lyfe
like a Golem! Be vewy very keerful Stend. in fact i don’t think i should be seen loling with you.
We hates them! They stolez it from us!
Lollum wantsessss his preciousssss bukkit back
that’s a Golem as in Jewish zombie created from mud to avenge a death not Gollum from Lard o Da Rings
Iz ztil funneh! Neener!
yah, ees steel funneez, tho. I larffed
Okies. I duz noe whut Golem iz, but still hadz to maek teh Gollum joek.
Yeh me 2. Odly enuf, I furst hurd abowt Golems shortlee befor I seed Lawd of Teh Ringz, so I thorted Gollum was speld Golem.
Wun bukkit 2 rool them awl, wun bukkit 2 fynd them, etc.
Golem has a long “o” sound. Gollum’s is short.
Taht sed, I just reed Feet of Clay bai Terry Pratchett, wich has golems een eet that r awsum. Also it brings teh funneh.
wow! three “wolves” ina row! Sly!
Jess kinda happinz dat wai. Guess we iz teh noo wolfie-pack!
I’m seeing juliette lewis with tourette’s syndrome as the polar bear’s girlfriend – thoughts?
i am feeling that and since we are creating Monsters out of Mud we can dig up Peter Boyle to play his crumudgenly wise cracking boss. Also, doesn’t juliette lewis already come with tourette’s?
she does, and so we can pay her less… the combination of peter boyle and juilette lewis could be nicely lethal… can we work cloris leachman into this somewhere, for ‘class’?
ooooh jes! But only if we can at some point haver say “He Vas My Boifrent!” Some of the other supporting cast can be filled out with the likes of David Doyle, Claude Akins and Edie McClurg for more of the “zany antics” stuff. I think we should try to get Buck Henry on board to help us with the writing.
CHEVY CHASE!!!
and you’re not. yeah, baby
Okay okay okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!
@ addkittehz – OMG you have invoked Edie McClurg and won the lolcat universe !!!
can we give Sean Young a small part? I still feel bad she ruined her career stalking that guy, for a part in catwoman of all things ;o( what about Sean Young, Anne Heche and Joyce DeWitt in guest spots for secret psycho value? Joyce DeWitt could srsly use the work – I’m sure three’s company residuals only go so far paying for her meds…
oh and I want Kyle Howard in there too, but he has to be hawt and vaugely ethnic like he was in orange county, not watered down like on my boys
… and cloris leachman should def say “He Vas My Boifrent!” at some point in every episode. absolutely.
sweety, i tink we iz getting into mini-series territory now. WE will prob run on Fox for a season and a half then Sean Young will piss off one of the producers by walking topless into the canteen and we will get picked up by HBO. Kyle is good for the hawt factor. Sean can teach him the psycho pout.Yes, I think Joyce needz a break (hopefully not in her hip). ann Heche seems to be on the right meds recently and been too “normal” she needs an outlet for her inner freak.
OK so it’s decided – it’ll be an epic mini-series, like ROOTS … we’ll just have to keep sean young on a tight leash… OH and I srsly want Rachel Griffiths in on this, she’s been getting crappy parts since six feet under and deserves better – let’s bring joanna cassidy in as her mother again too, she probably hasn’t spoken to sean young since blade runner
baaawwwwwaaaaaaaa !!!
itz juzz de part fur her !!
in dis partiqular cinnamatic masterpeese
she will walk wiff a limp, tawk wiff a lisp,
wear kontactz dat maik her luk crosseyed,
an habs her lippz blown up 2Xs beeg as yoozuwall.
(joo know to maik de lisp ebben moar reelistic)
den she will go to greenland to getz a maikobber by dee
fibe Q peggwinz guiz an she will be de most lubbalee.
angeline jolie will ebben be jellous an will stend awll de
chillrenz ta beg de Q peggwinz to maik her obbar too.
i confezz i didnt finish reeding awll de commintz befoar i enturred myne
my commint wuz abowt julliet lewiz, butt awll dee great peepz stend an
addkit wrote abowt are dee bezz…
julliet lewiz, sean yung an rachel griffens wud be great as sistahz
dontcha fink ?!??
what about warring stepsisters?
it just dawned on me – I SRSLY want pam grier in on this, as the female ice-T – she can pull razor blades from her afro like in coffy 
joo gott sumting dere !!
warring haff sistahz – dee productz of muliple
affairs ob dere waiward wanderring parruntz
an i lub pam grier !! foxey ladee foar shoar !
I are okeh wit teh Juliette Lewis, so lawng as she donut wear her spandex outfit an Viking helmet. An plz donut let her sing!
kthxbai
it will be the next “Odd Couple” for this generation. I just can’t wait. For the sarcasm impaired…THAT WAS IT!
whine, whine, whine, sum animaulz jus nebber SHUT Up!!!!
ahem *clears throat* present Kompanie exklueded! Of corse!
!!!!!SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Doez viktorie danse about libbing room!!!)
:LOL:
AIi danses teh Troolee Second Danse of Joi with u! Awl kinds of danses r troolee fun!
Danses awl around teh haus. Tra-la-la, tra-la-la, tra-la-la-la-la!
…exept nawt aktully second. XD
Datfella gimme a hedake!
Buckit, buckit buckit, wheer’s mah buckit, whoze got mah buckit? Plz. iz beggin ov u – sayz sumfin elz!
Ach!!!..MEIN EIMER, WO IST MEIN EIMER? WER HAT MEIN EIMER?
ICH HATTE EINEN EIMER!
jEMAND HAT MEINEN EIMER GESTOLEN!
O WEIHE, O WEIHE! O WEIHE!!!
Ich spiele Ihr dummes Spiel…, wer Ihre Wanne stahl?
Een meye bes Capin Kirk voize:
Whut?
granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek
OH MAI GOSH, Trib, i’ve scene tht startreklol–it’s so hilly!
Hilly-air-ee-us!!
icanhastribble? trubble?
Nein, nein, nein–nicht meine Wanne aus Stahl, sondern mein plastische Eimer! WO?
j’sais pas, j’ai vu un sceau … il est blu et beau et perdu …
bleu et beau et perdu! c’est triste…. je pleure….
tu da badger song:
furs de lolrus:
bukket, bukket, bukket, bukket
bukket, bukket, bukket, bukket
lolrus, lolrus
bukket, bukket, bukket, bukket
bukket, bukket, bukket, bukket
Lozed, eetz lozed, ooh eetz lozed
den de polar bear:
polar, polar, polar, polar
polar, polar, polar, polar
ice cap, ice cap
polar, polar, polar, polar
polar, polar, polar, polar
meltz, eet meltz, ohh awai eet meltz
Now tu de sezame streetz song:
wun uf des tingz iz worze dan de udder
wun uf des tings iz hrder tu replaze
Jermin lolspeak. FTW
iz shane, nixt?
butt i dont fink so dere frentch lolspeek. dey just calls it frentch.
I <3 u. U = win.
!hola senior oso blanco!
?donde esta mi cubo?
?quien tiene mi cubo?
(lo siento, no tango “diacritical marks” en espanyole!)
HAI dat walrus ish sad, lost bukkit@!!11oneone
Lolrus nawt wantin bukkit…hims cumplaynin abouwt nawt havin kitteh sekurity systim likes gogie in ovver picshure!
Dat’s wi lolrus no haz bukkit! He din’t haz teh kitteh sekurity systim!
An wif Lo-Bukkit-Jak, u kin haz bukkit back wiffin 24 haurz uv it bein stolded, or we reefunz ur munneyz.
mai grayn. let mai show it 2 u.
…and about to GIVES crybebby walrus one!!
maybee is eyes screem heddake frum too menny ayse capps frum tim hortenz?
I iz canadian…ay wud be mad if sumwun wuz steelin mai ayse capps, boff norf powl tipe AND crush-eyse dlishus drinkky tipe.
Eewww….I haz da mai grayn rite naow. Dats why ah iz awake at 4 am.
Not goin to skul today I tinks. My kiddehs (as opposed to kittehs) will haz to deel with da substitoot teechur
an substitoot teecher will ahs to deel wit tehm! Hao yu feelin nao? Has yu tryd yscreem oar ribeenah? Srsly; werks fore me!
Mynd yu, so dus rollin arown in payn fore tree dais and frowin up a lot! Wun oar tother’s bown to werk!
watermelon soothes tehm fur me. so duz sleeps. monstre payn killrs too.
monstre payn killehs doen eben tuch teh syds for me. Waddya do wit teh watermelon? Eet it? Yus it as iye mask? Smash it ober yur hed in despairingayshun?
hahaha! dat so phunneee! not migrayne, but dat image.
lolar bare sez, “i can has tylenol? or teh advils? i has migrayn nao…”
Tylenlol gud fur bukkit-induced mygrain?
Awl he loss wuz a lowze bukket. Hee don no wht real lozz ees till hee lozez a blanket.
Eye lozz mye blanket when eye wuz jus a cub. Eye still haz de nightmarez!
nawt too minschen dat Ah haz DAYMAREZ 2!
My polar icees melting away an eye skard of lewsing my securtiy snow blanket!
all he losted was bukkit. i loosing mai ise caps.
Dis ubsedds me so mush ai cannod laff.
Me too.
I can has arctic ice sheet? No? They be stealin mah ice sheeeeeet!!!
OMG dat Anon is complaynin agin!
yeah…on, anon, an on, anon, an on, anon, an…
i snortled. :LOL:
berry sad indeed wen sumbuddy komplayn enuff to gibes lolpic a heddake…
bare needz lolsprin.
Bare lolsprin…naoh OTI (ober teh ise)
awsum!! i lurves u, darkwoolf.
Whut’z wif teh lolbear tag? Izn’t “lolarbear” funnyar?
Ai wud hav thot sew.
oh mi, lolerbare, wat big feetz u hab !!!
Tehy’s to stawp me slippin awn teh ys.
Err, Mr Lolarbaer, wut’s “ys”?
*hide hide* I dunno yoo!!! *hide hide* silly wall-russ…
In Soviet Russia, bucket have ways of making u tawk.
Twenny ait, twenny nainn, firdy.
Redd or nawt heer I cum.
o Noes! Anudder “honeydew” vacashun!!1!!
Wai no wun tell me it was Blitzen BEFORE I started norming him? Wun rayndeer look like another…egsept Rudolf wif his red nose. Now I’ll never get mai Red Ryder BB gun.
Yoo’ll jess shutez ur aiez out.
4 da last tyme…
I noez c ur buket
budt, how kin yu sea wif yer ii’s covered up?
plez to have simpathy wif lolrus complaynin. he has lawst hes speshul buckit! dat polar bare wuz not empafetic enuff
dat polar beer seen it, heard it, an seen an heard it again an again til he now sik in da hed frum it. he say” u no haf to liv nxt door to it! OMG OMG! he go on an on wit it.
You can has home version of LOLrus game??
http://www.happylolday.blogspot.com/2007/11/sock-walrus-and-his-bucket-of-fish.html
Walrus, STFU! U an Elizabeth May r givn mee brayn payne.
With all the olde englishe introducing bonus lols these days, I hope nobody produces a lolcat that teaches one’s grandmother to suck eggs. Chaof could enfue!
i can join bucket brigade?
Lolrus-intolerance.
I haz it.
iz lolrus-intolerance ah hayte cryme ???
ore iz maybee allergie?
kitkay r correcx, iz allergie. Thaz y polarbear holds hiz noze.
Love this site….check it everyday..
but….walrus only lost a bukkit…..bear lost hz ice……
wheez got to help ‘em all…
An wen Ai opens mai ys, Ai wanna see teh Yscap rite bak wher it blong!
Ore bukkits will roal!
“Me tawt it wubz Baby Ruth”
…8 …9 …10 Rebby or nawt, here I come.
P-Bear: MARCO!
Walrus: POLO!
deer mr. lolrus, pls b consudirot ob ur nay-bars, thx.
Brane freez!!!!
CHARG U LZERZ.
WERE GOINZ AFTERZ THAT WULRUS.
Father, forgive me my sins – I ate the walrus
:O Did u eetz da bukket 2??!!?!!?!
I is da walrus KOO KOO KOO CHOO!
…..
I miss mah bukkets……
I thinkz Powlar Bear need asperinnz. Too rwite he shud shuve a bukket down walrus thrwoat.