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d00d, it’ll bark all night when no one is touchign him. and all ur neibors will complain.

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  1. 'steroid says:

    I haz a Falcor. Goin to Fantazia BRB

    • ManfredMom says:

      Nawt secun dants fur ’steroid!

      step to rytet
      shayk ur leg
      twirl, twirl
      hawp,hawp
      step to leff
      shayk ur leg
      twirl, twirl
      hawp,hawp

      • 'steroid says:

        U shud give everywun excep mimicat dis dants too cawz dey are nawt secund eiver.

      • Daphne Moss says:

        Won’ let me post…is 7 minute YouTube, but Google “Pussyfoot and Marc Anthony” to see great WB cartoon of love between giant dog and tiny kitteh…
        Guaranteed you like.

        • princess mu says:

          oh whut a supper sweet cartoon! ah veglii remember see’n it as a lil chillin. awl ah could remebur was a few bits. Fanks fur bringin dat bac tew mi mind!

        • Kittehslave says:

          Dis remynds meh muchly of mah own doggeh… hims is a big strong pittbull/german shepherd mix and he luffs teh kittehs muchly. Tis verry sweet and gets him lotsa extra snorgles for being such a good doggeh. He is wunnerfull wif teh notty bebehs, be dey puppehs, kittehs, or eben bebeh chickens. I has seen clumsy bebeh kitteh once scratch his tender doggeh nosie and make it bleed while trying to climb him (ouchies) but all hims did was yelp and den he lubbed on teh silly kitteh.
          I heart hims. Plz furgive my ramble… he is teh big king doggeh round heres. We has six of dem (all but one are rescued) and he is teh undisputed boss dawg who would neber hurt nuffin. Him still finks he belongs n mommies lap, too.

        • beachacha says:

          if only my dog would treat the little stray cat that way :o (

    • sshadowboy says:

      Mai gweat stowie begwinz!

      Happi nawt fursti danse ’steriod!!
      slip mew slip left
      slip mew slip right
      slip mew slip Jump!!!
      awls fawls downs
      rinse and wepeats

      • 'steroid says:

        WAAH! Eberywun spelz mai naim rong! *sniff*

        • D Marie says:

          cuz they be spellin it in lolcat mebbe?

          i duz it rite fur u : ’steroid

          fell better now?

          In reel life everyone misspells mai last last name. Even when I gets teh purrson at teh counter to spell it rite, someone else ‘corrects’ it in teh ‘puter. I hates spelchek.

          An – der is no hyphen between mai last name and mai last last name, eethur!

          In other werds, ur pain, I feels it.

    • elfinugget says:

      24-howar monituringz… an him onlie needz meh to shar my cheezburgurz. iz win.

    • reba says:

      n our storee will neber end …

    • Bladeryder13 says:

      awhhhhhhhz stuppidz zite i keepz tryna goez to a pic and endz up in new one :( IS NOTZ FAIURZ

  2. mimicat says:

    I has floofy polar bear?

  3. NorthernHockeyFan says:

    dat wun sizabel pooch… not gunna mess wif DAT littl kitteh…

  4. Robin says:

    you iz safe wiff me kitteh

  5. Romeow says:

    Doan let teh floof fool U.

    • spykes_mom says:

      mah bigfootie (teh wun wiv sebben toesies awn eech paw…twenny ate toesies in awl) is a floofy kitteh. at himz last dokter vizit, he wayed 9 pownds. ai fink 6 pownds of floof, 2 pownds of feeties, n 1 pownd of mouf. ai lyke to say taht if yoo shayved him, yoo’d be left wiv feet n a mouf n nuffin else! :-D

  6. 2CalicoKittehs says:

    Go ‘hed, tri steelin mai cheezburger nao, I dares ya!

  7. ManfredMom says:

    Awww. Hao sweet!! Beeg Sammee n kitteh! Doans let himz role ober on u kitteh!!

    *MM rowls owt CCC – gibs owt CHRG(wdoi) n duhkkee taype**

    Blankees n choclit abailibel fur ebrywin.

    • Elvis says:

      Tanks, MM. Wee be needin teh CCC fur dis cyute picshure.
      Aill has a hawt choclit, pleze.

    • kitkay says:

      my mom sed I gotta ete my dinnur b 4 sweets–
      icanhascheezburger 1rst , then icanhaschokolit?

      • Darrkwolff says:

        Kitkay, lief iz unsert – unsrreet – iz nawt shure…mebbee u shud noms chokolit furst? :D

        • Romeow says:

          Ur rite, Darrkwolff.

          I wurked fur Teh Cheezcaek Factory n brot lots ob cheezcaek wen I went bak hoem to MN.

          Teh weather got bad, n we knewed that we had to git to teh basemint before teh tornado gits us. On teh wai to teh basemint, I gwabed teh cheezcaek and sum forks.

          Iffs we had to go, we waz gonna go wif a mouffull ov cheescaek! Affer da storm, ebbrywon waz fine n full.

    • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

      Him not Sammee–Him Great Pyr. *Very* big, *very* poofee dawg. Excellent watch doggie, too. They are about as gentle as dat tiny kitteh in teh pic–until you try to mess with a member of their family–then, all bets are off. Great Pyrs occasionally are mistaken for chasing or “attacking” children, but what they are actually doing is keeping them from harm. A Great Pyr can be “asleep” on your porch while a bunch of kids play in the front yard, but if one of those kids makes a move towards the street–you will see a flash of white fur, a yell of surprise, and then you will see a big dog dragging a kid back up into the yard by the seat of their pants or back of their shirt.
      To give an idea about how smart and good a watch dawg they are, a Great Pyr’s favorite place to sleep is–against a closed door. But, they will *NOT* sleep against the door if it opens *away* from them, only if they are blocking it closed. Smart doggies.
      To give an idea about how gentle they are, a typical Pyr will actually get depressed if it does not receive cuddling on a regular basis. Some Pyr owners consider people who do not give lots of affection to their Pyrs to be borderline abusive. A Great Pyr is actually most happy when it has a bunch of children climbing all over it and laying on it. Go figure.

    • AppGal330 says:

      Awwww ty MM fur choclitz yummmz in tummiz! Dis dogeh maka mai mind go 2 mai sweeeetie “Mikka” *sniffs sniffs* meh bestus dogeh buddie fur 14 hole hoomin yarz….shez in dogeh hebun now…she wuz dah bestus dogeh ebber!

  8. SquirrelGrrrl says:

    I haz a kitteh en I not araid to use it.

  9. BonzoGal says:

    Wut? Dat goggie yoozin a kitn 4 sekkyurity sistim? Oh, Ai git it… teh goggie burglarz git distraktd bai teh kyoot and 4git to steel teh goggie… (Eeder dat, or kitn lawnches itsef into hissing poynty-ended missul uv terror…)

    • spykes_mom says:

      too see kitteh sekyooritee systum in akshun, plz refer to teh urlier pikshur capped “zombie kitteh want braynz”
      :-D

  10. tokyorose says:

    Timmy saids I was fat… but my goggie can beat up his goggie. Timmy gons regret wut he said to meh!

  11. KC says:

    My gog is better than your gog.

  12. two_kittehs says:

    Mommeh, why does I luk differentz than uz, was I adoptid?

    • dd says:

      Mah ohn mommie haz a Pomrei… Pumoran… lill fuzzi gogie. wei founded a bebeh kitteh wif eys jus opened an meh mommie wuz razen her on de boddle. Fuzzi goggie took obeer all uthor mudderen dudies. Goggie iz boie (minus de harbls), butt he zuch ah gud mommie. Kitteh beeg naw, bud sill lubs her gogie.

  13. SarahD says:

    Hoo caers abowt rizing fyul costz whin u has a beeg jyant warmz pillo!

  14. thornius says:

    Great Pyrenees fur da WIN!!11!! Mai Dawter has 2 ob dem in Texas. Dey big as Pole-Are Behrs, jintel az nooborn kittehs. Dey lubz AWL Anymules. Berry calm and gentile. Awnly dey sheds leik Maypull tree in Awtum.

    • rehchul says:

      dis girl in meh joonyor high had an graet pair-uh-knees namd Bear. she brot himz fer shew-n-tell. he was big as us BERY big goggie but, yes, bery sweet and pertty too.

    • doctorcat says:

      We has a Great Pyrenees too, named Peekaboo (she was a reskew goggie an came wif dat name). She is littel fur a Pyr–onlee 90 pownds. She lubs on all r kittehs an dey run to her wehn teh odder goggie play too ruff. An yeh, she sheds an barks a lot an digs up holes in teh bak yard, but we lubs her NE ways. Pyrs is teh sweetest big ole goggies.

      • doctorcat says:

        . . .but I fink teh goggie in dis pic is a Samoyed, no? Teh eers is rong fur a Pyr.

        • Darrkwolff says:

          But teh snout iz nawt lawng enuff fer teh Samoyed. Samoyedz haz teh lawng, slenner muzzlez wif dat smyl. Anna kerlee taels.

          I had a Samoyed when I was a teenager. Her name was Tika. She was so very sweet. She wasn’t weened quite right when she was a puppy, and she would sleep with her paw in her mouth, almost like she was sucking her thumb. It was so cute! :D

        • bootawn says:

          ai used to haff a pinano teashur hoo had a Samoyed an’ she had tew put teh goggie awtdoorz when ai wuz dere fur leshuns becawze teh goggie allus wud sing along wif teh pinano.

          sush a beyootifful goggie tho, an he wud mayke sad fayses throo teh paddio dawrs cuz he NEW we were playing pinano in dere wiffawt him!

  15. Anon says:

    Just like “invisible” macros, “let me show you” macros also do not use your insipid cat speak. You are allowed to make one word wrong, maximum, and only if it would be funny (such as “pokemans.”)

    This should be “My security system — Let me show you it”

  16. lolzlaaalaaalaaa says:

    lolz i <3s thiz pixshur. the doggee looks lyk a fluffee toye, or ah beahr. meh approves. :)

    also, kitteh looks rly rly cumfy. :D

  17. Daphne Moss says:

    OMG! Iz ree-life vurshion ov “Pussyfoot and Marc Anthony” from Warner Bros.
    glory days:

  18. chrisbg99 says:

    Scratch on da bellah, ought to dos it.

  19. kittehlurve says:

    i can has floofy goggie 2?

  20. JAJEH says:

    Goggie bean soo kerrfull naut hurrt bebeh fren.

  21. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill Fuzz Bawll iz
    verreh clevvurr. Haz beeg frend
    2 watch oberz herz

    Beeg Wyte Fluffee
    Doggeh duzzn’t say much, butz
    she duzzn’t habz 2

    Fluffee’z beenz arowndz
    awll Liddill Kitteh’z lyfe. A
    troolee wondruss gift! :-)

    Jack.

  22. buggin2go says:

    Kitteh luvs goggie sekuritee…

    Anon sez its up to him/hur to applai too many roolz for sum that bringz smiles…

    Gess hoo winz?

  23. 207TJ says:

    American Eskimo!

  24. K T Cat says:

    He followed me home
    Can I keeps him?

  25. Brown Suga' says:

    Dat iz teh cutest security system I haf ever seen.

  26. floof fan says:

    I has saymoyad?

  27. serra says:

    who is doin teh protectoring?

  28. Ayre says:

    “Identify.”

    *Ahem* “Edna Mode.”


    “And Guest.”

  29. dghfdyyre says:

    who is doin teh protectoring?

  30. zski says:

    iz more like sekuritee blankie!

  31. Pie says:

    I totally know that kitteh! The owner of both kitteh and security puppeh is a co-worker of mine, who likes to bring her pets to work! Do you know how hard it is to get work done with a kitteh about?!?!

    P.S. Kitteh is named Oliver….I forget Puff-Puppeh name….

  32. Tessie says:

    Teh polar beh wuz sad cause his icecap got stoleded. Then he makes friends wif teensy striped kitteh an now dey is both snuggly an cozy.

  33. NN says:

    Only deformed samoyeds (like the ones in the US) have long noses. Proper british-style head has a shortish but wide nose.

  34. rayn says:

    Teh Neverending Storee’s original insipiterationz

  35. Munim says:

    The sheer difference in size is surprising!



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