Meh security system.
Let me showz u him!
d00d, it’ll bark all night when no one is touchign him. and all ur neibors will complain.
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I haz a Falcor. Goin to Fantazia BRB
Nawt secun dants fur ’steroid!
step to rytet
shayk ur leg
twirl, twirl
hawp,hawp
step to leff
shayk ur leg
twirl, twirl
hawp,hawp
U shud give everywun excep mimicat dis dants too cawz dey are nawt secund eiver.
Won’ let me post…is 7 minute YouTube, but Google “Pussyfoot and Marc Anthony” to see great WB cartoon of love between giant dog and tiny kitteh…
Guaranteed you like.
oh whut a supper sweet cartoon! ah veglii remember see’n it as a lil chillin. awl ah could remebur was a few bits. Fanks fur bringin dat bac tew mi mind!
Dis remynds meh muchly of mah own doggeh… hims is a big strong pittbull/german shepherd mix and he luffs teh kittehs muchly. Tis verry sweet and gets him lotsa extra snorgles for being such a good doggeh. He is wunnerfull wif teh notty bebehs, be dey puppehs, kittehs, or eben bebeh chickens. I has seen clumsy bebeh kitteh once scratch his tender doggeh nosie and make it bleed while trying to climb him (ouchies) but all hims did was yelp and den he lubbed on teh silly kitteh.
I heart hims. Plz furgive my ramble… he is teh big king doggeh round heres. We has six of dem (all but one are rescued) and he is teh undisputed boss dawg who would neber hurt nuffin. Him still finks he belongs n mommies lap, too.
I wubs u sturhy. *sniffs
Meee toooo!
Aww, thank you… he is teh bestest doggeh any doggeh culd be.
I do not mean to be so wordy, picshoore jus remynded meh of his sweetness and I get sappy ober him. Culd go on and ons abowt his awesomeness… iz much win.
LOL!!!!
if only my dog would treat the little stray cat that way
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Mai gweat stowie begwinz!
Happi nawt fursti danse ’steriod!!
slip mew slip left
slip mew slip right
slip mew slip Jump!!!
awls fawls downs
rinse and wepeats
WAAH! Eberywun spelz mai naim rong! *sniff*
cuz they be spellin it in lolcat mebbe?
i duz it rite fur u : ’steroid
fell better now?
In reel life everyone misspells mai last last name. Even when I gets teh purrson at teh counter to spell it rite, someone else ‘corrects’ it in teh ‘puter. I hates spelchek.
An – der is no hyphen between mai last name and mai last last name, eethur!
In other werds, ur pain, I feels it.
sayme here, no wun can get either my first or last nayme rite, ai allus cum owt misspelleded sumhaow.
24-howar monituringz… an him onlie needz meh to shar my cheezburgurz. iz win.
n our storee will neber end …
awhhhhhhhz stuppidz zite i keepz tryna goez to a pic and endz up in new one
IS NOTZ FAIURZ
I has floofy polar bear?
floofy pole-or bare nawt haz hims blankie,
butt now haz a bebeh tabby-let kitteh
mush bedder fur sickyeritee, anyway,
I say!
Warm furree luv. I haz it.
dat wun sizabel pooch… not gunna mess wif DAT littl kitteh…
you iz safe wiff me kitteh
Doan let teh floof fool U.
mah bigfootie (teh wun wiv sebben toesies awn eech paw…twenny ate toesies in awl) is a floofy kitteh. at himz last dokter vizit, he wayed 9 pownds. ai fink 6 pownds of floof, 2 pownds of feeties, n 1 pownd of mouf. ai lyke to say taht if yoo shayved him, yoo’d be left wiv feet n a mouf n nuffin else!
aww he sounds cute…
Go ‘hed, tri steelin mai cheezburger nao, I dares ya!
Awww. Hao sweet!! Beeg Sammee n kitteh! Doans let himz role ober on u kitteh!!
*MM rowls owt CCC – gibs owt CHRG(wdoi) n duhkkee taype**
Blankees n choclit abailibel fur ebrywin.
Tanks, MM. Wee be needin teh CCC fur dis cyute picshure.
Aill has a hawt choclit, pleze.
Sooper nyce ManfredMom! fanks, ah rilly needed…..Kasplert!!!….
could ya pass mi wunna dem chrgs?
Fanks!
oh an awl doh da catburys choklit r sooper fyne an nommi
will u please axx searchandreqew kitty to bring mi sum ov dem seashell shapees swiss chokolits?
*pretty please*
Serchanrescoo kitteh re-stoked wit teh yummy seeshell choklits an reddy to go!
Fanks Ambercat!!!!! : )
my mom sed I gotta ete my dinnur b 4 sweets–
icanhascheezburger 1rst , then icanhaschokolit?
Kitkay, lief iz unsert – unsrreet – iz nawt shure…mebbee u shud noms chokolit furst?
Ur rite, Darrkwolff.
I wurked fur Teh Cheezcaek Factory n brot lots ob cheezcaek wen I went bak hoem to MN.
Teh weather got bad, n we knewed that we had to git to teh basemint before teh tornado gits us. On teh wai to teh basemint, I gwabed teh cheezcaek and sum forks.
Iffs we had to go, we waz gonna go wif a mouffull ov cheescaek! Affer da storm, ebbrywon waz fine n full.
Datz whut I lieks – sumbuddie whoo reely noes hao to pak fur a crysis!
Him not Sammee–Him Great Pyr. *Very* big, *very* poofee dawg. Excellent watch doggie, too. They are about as gentle as dat tiny kitteh in teh pic–until you try to mess with a member of their family–then, all bets are off. Great Pyrs occasionally are mistaken for chasing or “attacking” children, but what they are actually doing is keeping them from harm. A Great Pyr can be “asleep” on your porch while a bunch of kids play in the front yard, but if one of those kids makes a move towards the street–you will see a flash of white fur, a yell of surprise, and then you will see a big dog dragging a kid back up into the yard by the seat of their pants or back of their shirt.
To give an idea about how smart and good a watch dawg they are, a Great Pyr’s favorite place to sleep is–against a closed door. But, they will *NOT* sleep against the door if it opens *away* from them, only if they are blocking it closed. Smart doggies.
To give an idea about how gentle they are, a typical Pyr will actually get depressed if it does not receive cuddling on a regular basis. Some Pyr owners consider people who do not give lots of affection to their Pyrs to be borderline abusive. A Great Pyr is actually most happy when it has a bunch of children climbing all over it and laying on it. Go figure.
Awwww ty MM fur choclitz yummmz in tummiz! Dis dogeh maka mai mind go 2 mai sweeeetie “Mikka” *sniffs sniffs* meh bestus dogeh buddie fur 14 hole hoomin yarz….shez in dogeh hebun now…she wuz dah bestus dogeh ebber!
I haz a kitteh en I not araid to use it.
yef! Beeg lubbibel sammee needs a weppon! Pointee ended kitteh werks well!
dis lyke dat montee pithon rabbite who gnashis n’ gashis, look at dah clawseses! dis one mofo powerfull kitteh-systim. dis cheezburger-level kinda sekurity!
http://www.happylolday.com
Da Vorpal Bunnee!!!
Holy Grail ref FTW
Hay! Watch who yer poynting dose endz at!
winz!
Wut? Dat goggie yoozin a kitn 4 sekkyurity sistim? Oh, Ai git it… teh goggie burglarz git distraktd bai teh kyoot and 4git to steel teh goggie… (Eeder dat, or kitn lawnches itsef into hissing poynty-ended missul uv terror…)
too see kitteh sekyooritee systum in akshun, plz refer to teh urlier pikshur capped “zombie kitteh want braynz”
Timmy saids I was fat… but my goggie can beat up his goggie. Timmy gons regret wut he said to meh!
My gog is better than your gog.
my gog’s better ‘cuz he eats cheezburger-rations!
Fanks fur teh earrwurm.
yer kwite welkum. Jus be glad taht yu donn hafta be around whin I sink teh Oskar Myer song!
OooooOOOOooooooOOOoohhhh!!!!!
Mai baloeni has a furst naem,
Itz O S C A R,
Mai baloen….hey! Wot yu trowin stuff at me fore?!
Ai lurnt tihs teh furst tym Ai went to Canukistan in 1989 an Ai still noe awl teh wurds!
Mommeh, why does I luk differentz than uz, was I adoptid?
Mah ohn mommie haz a Pomrei… Pumoran… lill fuzzi gogie. wei founded a bebeh kitteh wif eys jus opened an meh mommie wuz razen her on de boddle. Fuzzi goggie took obeer all uthor mudderen dudies. Goggie iz boie (minus de harbls), butt he zuch ah gud mommie. Kitteh beeg naw, bud sill lubs her gogie.
dd taht is soooo kyoot…*SPLORT*
kleenupp in eyel tree plz
Hoo caers abowt rizing fyul costz whin u has a beeg jyant warmz pillo!
Great Pyrenees fur da WIN!!11!! Mai Dawter has 2 ob dem in Texas. Dey big as Pole-Are Behrs, jintel az nooborn kittehs. Dey lubz AWL Anymules. Berry calm and gentile. Awnly dey sheds leik Maypull tree in Awtum.
dis girl in meh joonyor high had an graet pair-uh-knees namd Bear. she brot himz fer shew-n-tell. he was big as us BERY big goggie but, yes, bery sweet and pertty too.
*giggles*
Great pair-uh-knees….dat funneh!
We has a Great Pyrenees too, named Peekaboo (she was a reskew goggie an came wif dat name). She is littel fur a Pyr–onlee 90 pownds. She lubs on all r kittehs an dey run to her wehn teh odder goggie play too ruff. An yeh, she sheds an barks a lot an digs up holes in teh bak yard, but we lubs her NE ways. Pyrs is teh sweetest big ole goggies.
. . .but I fink teh goggie in dis pic is a Samoyed, no? Teh eers is rong fur a Pyr.
But teh snout iz nawt lawng enuff fer teh Samoyed. Samoyedz haz teh lawng, slenner muzzlez wif dat smyl. Anna kerlee taels.
I had a Samoyed when I was a teenager. Her name was Tika. She was so very sweet. She wasn’t weened quite right when she was a puppy, and she would sleep with her paw in her mouth, almost like she was sucking her thumb. It was so cute!
Mebbe is Sammie-Pyr mix? Teh best of bofe!
Hai! Cud B. Ya nebber noe.
Under all dat floofers…. ez 2 mek oops.
ai used to haff a pinano teashur hoo had a Samoyed an’ she had tew put teh goggie awtdoorz when ai wuz dere fur leshuns becawze teh goggie allus wud sing along wif teh pinano.
sush a beyootifful goggie tho, an he wud mayke sad fayses throo teh paddio dawrs cuz he NEW we were playing pinano in dere wiffawt him!
thnx B!
Dat’s a rly sweet taile!
Just like “invisible” macros, “let me show you” macros also do not use your insipid cat speak. You are allowed to make one word wrong, maximum, and only if it would be funny (such as “pokemans.”)
This should be “My security system — Let me show you it”
Summuhn dint eet dey Weeteez dis mornin!
“Allowed?” “ALLOWED”? Did yu just tell us wut we iz aloud? Yu is aloud to smmooootch my tukis!
Perhaps I should have been more clear:
You’re allowed one word, if you want your macro to actually be funny and remembered.
Accoring tu hu? Ai memmer lodza macaroons wid extra lolcat.
An jus whut macro duz ewe tink dis teeny kitteh caers abowt?
Teh kitteh will shows you his big floofy macro!
i neber maeded a macros afore – nawt wifout cheez!!!
i can has macros wif cheez?
Macrosis n cheez – ai juz memmer ai hungree!
yessum, juz donn you be feedin no Trollz wif yer macro cheez!
Twoo – dey don appreshade id.
Oh oh oh and sum fish stiks? Dey is da best with macros and cheez
Ai taut sumpin berry similer, bud u sed id much nicer! Ai wanna sai. “Mai tukkie – ledme shau id tu u!” Oh, der ai juz sed id!
yoo not da bosse of us!
dat da door, let me show you it.
I’m sure being a pretentious jerk will make people listen to you.
8D
>.<
Aimed@Anon.
Who iz you to say? You is too chicken shitte to use evey an assumed named.
My thoughts precisely.
Ummmm there are no rules in lolspeek pal.
WHO MAKES RULES WITH ANY MACRO?
HOW FRIGGIN GEEKY AND UPTIGHT ARE YOU?
Whew I feel better. had a ruff dai(retail werkPLEH).
and the cool thing is …
I got to take it out on somene I don’t know…
instead of the people I care about.
Me an mah famblee fankoo!
credit card processor made teh mistake of calling us today…. coworker pages me an sez, hey Marie, u in a bad mood stil? (stoopy qwestion) an sugjests I anser line 2. I had fun an felt muches better afters. Only use fur peeps who try to make u beleev u r talkin to sumwhun u alreddy do bizness with insted of admittin up front they are tryin to get ur bizness.
Oh, dis persun juz laik tu drob bai sumtiems an be noyin. Dunno wai dey cand getalaif uf der own.
dis person is not uv happy natcher. i thynk dey not gets wut kittehs r aboot.
And you… know funny?
Now THAT is funny.
“My trolling–let me show you it.”
Howz dat?
Naoh naoh, ebbereewun…less nawt B 2 feeden teh nastee trolezorz n sech…dat’s whut dey eggsizt auf uv. Dey shoaz up heer, dey maek der stoopy an unfwennwee kommintz, an sitz bak an waetz foar us 2 smakz himz aroun liek lil Suzee Skulgurl.
Iz nawt so grate, akshooly….
Dang, and I quit posting here because I thought *I* was becoming too much of a biatch…
Who left the sty gate open and let the Lolspeak Macro Nazi out?
Bottom line–if you want to enforce rules about what makes funneh and what doesn’t, go make ur own frikkin web site.
In fakk, goez maek ur oan intarwebz!
An den U kan haz ur “own personal internet.”
(butt doan jus dump stuff on it; teh Internet is nawt a truck!”
Hee hee–Lolspeak Macro Nazi, LOL.
But yesh, no point in feedin teh big fugleee trolls. Ignorez em. Dey hates dat.
U A biatch? NEVAH!!!
ditto.
don’t be a such a stranger, turkeyburger, we luvs yer snappy kommints
Anon–itz devolution, mie fren, devolution
NOOOOOOOO DEY BE STEELIN MAI PUHDANTIXX!!!
dood. if ur nots a leegl perfeshinul, mabey u shud chaenj careerz.
lolz i <3s thiz pixshur. the doggee looks lyk a fluffee toye, or ah beahr. meh approves.
also, kitteh looks rly rly cumfy.
OMG! Iz ree-life vurshion ov “Pussyfoot and Marc Anthony” from Warner Bros.
glory days:
dat’z pretti cyute stuff der…….ai miss habin a purrin kitn ,,ah soon ai hopez
Ai crawss mai fingehs fore yu an hoep rilly hard! Yu has a haos to put teh kitteh in nao?
Kartoon so kyoot!!!!!
Scratch on da bellah, ought to dos it.
i can has floofy goggie 2?
Goggie bean soo kerrfull naut hurrt bebeh fren.
Liddill Fuzz Bawll iz
verreh clevvurr. Haz beeg frend
2 watch oberz herz
Beeg Wyte Fluffee
Doggeh duzzn’t say much, butz
she duzzn’t habz 2
Fluffee’z beenz arowndz
awll Liddill Kitteh’z lyfe. A
troolee wondruss gift!
Jack.
Luvlee pome as usususal, Jack. Jes summs it up rite.
Kitteh luvs goggie sekuritee…
Anon sez its up to him/hur to applai too many roolz for sum that bringz smiles…
Gess hoo winz?
American Eskimo!
He followed me home
Can I keeps him?
Dat iz teh cutest security system I haf ever seen.
I has saymoyad?
who is doin teh protectoring?
“Identify.”
*Ahem* “Edna Mode.”
…
…
“And Guest.”
Incredibles FTW!
who is doin teh protectoring?
iz more like sekuritee blankie!
I totally know that kitteh! The owner of both kitteh and security puppeh is a co-worker of mine, who likes to bring her pets to work! Do you know how hard it is to get work done with a kitteh about?!?!
P.S. Kitteh is named Oliver….I forget Puff-Puppeh name….
Teh polar beh wuz sad cause his icecap got stoleded. Then he makes friends wif teensy striped kitteh an now dey is both snuggly an cozy.
Only deformed samoyeds (like the ones in the US) have long noses. Proper british-style head has a shortish but wide nose.
Teh Neverending Storee’s original insipiterationz
The sheer difference in size is surprising!