Good Morningz!
I can haz brekfust now, yes?
OMG, if u has cats, u kno wut we’r talkn’ about
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Oh hai Samuel, u iz nawt seccund. Please to has whot kinda danz fur yoo? Congratchoolashuns
Why Thank you for the First-e Dance.
It shall be a Jig.
steppin tuh teh leff an steppin tuh teh riite
kickk wanz, den kickk twize
naow tuh pleazz stawp an klapp yewr hanz
dis is fur Samuelz jiggy nawt seccund danz.
GEWD MOARNIN SAMUEL
Whooo hooo! The “gud moanring Samue”l Jig! A grate favoriet!
steppin tuh teh leff an steppin tuh teh riite
kickk wanz, den kickk twize
naow tuh pleazz stawp an klapp yewr hanz *sips cawfee*
*peeks arownd cornur*
Did sumboddee say Jig?
whee! gettin jiggy wid it!
ah na na na na.
I heard Matthew McConaughey in mai head when I read your comment lol
hao tu luuz a gai in fiev siblibuls?
jig stepz fur beginnurz at http://www.culkinschool.com/dancesteps_jig.htm
and - rite bak hop in, lefft bak hopin.. joinz in nao!
Wy dis kitteh be red? Him has aksident?
Don fink hims has aksidint. Ai noes ai c red wen kittehs wayks meh up ats fibe AM! Purhaps hoo eber tuuk pic feels teh saym?
oar purrhaps kitteh is being lit bai teh dawn’t erlee rayz?
bludshot eyez vu frum..
Purrhaps kitteh haz alreddy ated sumting li3k a small rodent & wants moore. My kittehs leeve partz of deh mices in deh kitchen in deh morning…
All das liquir.. ma heeds.. omg..
yu waz not sleepeng waz yu?
naw, huuman neber sleep at 5am
Kitteh noes zactly hao to wake up hoomanz - jump on full bladder… and head butt.
Its a kitteh instinck, dey allus noes win ur bladder is full, an den dey can cum an sit ur jump ur wutefer dey wunt to-but dey allways noes.
Mai Roody likks mai ai. Yep, LIKKS it. Wayks me up. Or he pats mai fayse an gibs me a liddle kiss. Den he sais Good Morningz!
Mai old (verree old) cat, Boris, yused to tap me awn teh noes to waek me. Amber’s happy to sleep awl dai!
Mah kitteh no jumpz. Mah kitteh kneeds teh bladder.
Mah kitteh paws at mah hed - pulls mah hair - herts an makez mah hair awl frizzee.
Cat in teh faec! Purr-feck alarum klok.
Mah mornin’ anthem iz “the best part of waking up is headbonks on mah head” sung to the old folgers toon.
mah alarm klok jumps back n forf ober mah head… pleh - floof in face
mine sits right about where my bladder is. i rilly hafs to git up den.
and sinze i’m up…
Mine licks my ears inside and out. Works grate!
mai kittehs has lerned I don get up til teh buzzee ting. dey bug mai hubby insted cuz he’z eezy 2 bug. soon as he rolls ober, dey’s tawkin 2 him bowt tehre treets. if tawkin don werk, dey jump up n sitz on him n tawk frum tehre cuz he obbiosslee cant heer dem frum teh flor.
ower kittehs dowen bodder me - onlee hubby. ai ignor til larm clawk wrings. wen hubby owt uf towen wee awls sleeps layt. ai tells hem that but kittehs noos hubby’s button: poynte ends en syde of ayr mattress.
My kittehs learned how to step on the alarm klok until the buzzer goes off. Had to get rid of it. Now they just step on my head and lik my face.
Ai had pinny gigs taht noo teh sownd ob teh alarum clok an wud sing alawng - tehy noo it ment feeding tym!
Ai has teh 3 alrm kloks…1 lieks 2 paw-claw mah bellee, 1 lieks to lik-lik-lik mah hed…speshly mah harz but fird 1 dont do nuffin…
Ai wuns had teh alarm klok dat wuld lik-lik-lik mah eyelidz. U awayk nao…I can has brekfust?
Ai just sed same ting! Mai Roody likks mai eyelidz! He also noes wen larm klok goez off. He startz fiteen minnits befor.
Cleo stiks a wiskeh up my noze. Ted standz in kichen n howls.
Bof waze work. Ai getz up.
serra, mah kitteh alrm klok duz dat too. And maeks teh blankit muffins wif himz paws.
LOLZ! folgrs theem sogn ftw!
or hao bout “the best part of wakin up iz kitty head butt?”
an ai darez u tu pewsh teh snewwz butten!!!
Kitteh bref. Also purrfect alarum klok.
Kittehs is banned frum awr bedrum, so we haz da meow-at-da-door alarm klok. Vurry effektiv.
i cant bann my kittehs frum bedrum. de throw demsesefs at da door an mak turrible racket. no seepin at my hous when de do dat
Ah, jus wut kittehs haet da *most* - a klozed dor!
“Access denyed.” Kitteh’s haet dat. MUST invesstigayte wut sekritz iz on uvver sied uf dor . . .
Iz okay if we kwiut. Kittehs go nutz if dey can hear us awn udder syde of bedrum door n kant get in. Makes pryvut tyme wif da hubby ineresin sumtymes.
Kant ban kitteh frum mah bedrowm beclause i kant sweep wifout hem tu cuddleupto. Wood lyke tu fin oatel chayn dat rentz kittehs bye de nite sew trbelling woodnt bee soooo hart.
i noes, i say same thing tu mai famblee! i fink we could makes a fortune wit dis idea!
Wei cud oben ah B&B wif lots ob kittehs an den monys spended on kats wud be buznez expenzes. Pae fur lots ob gushyfud an vedernaryan byls.
my larm klok: kitteh stands on mai chest. i yawn, kitteh yaaaaaauuwwwnns. i is uhshaymd: kitteh yawn is muches bettr. (i gets to gaze into mouf of teh tyger!)
wen i yawnz mai kitteh twii to lik-lik-lik mai teef! is liek kitteh is twiing to kiss meh!
hoorayz! mai kat haz maed it ups to ICHC thx to sumwun else’s capshun! thx random persun
Wunderful kitteh! Whut kolor is furs when itz nawt so erlee in teh mawning?
just orunj. i tooksed it wit a palm pilut, prolly whai he loox red
Luk deep into my eyez. Deeper. Deeper. More deeperer. Yoo hip-no-tized yet?
noe, nawt yett
Mai Sneewz Button Haz Pointy Ends
yes an i wuud rathur get owt uff bedd at 5 am thin tu feel rathz uff pointy endz on teh snooz buttin
Ai furst red tihs as “sneez button.” lolz Taht werks, too.
emocat iz takin’ more myspace pics.
Kitteh’z internull
clawk iz much more accuratez
tahn Hewmin vershun
If leepeeeng awn t3h
bed dussn’t wurk, Kitteh canz
allwayz yuze himz Purrs
If Purrz doan’t oapen
Hewmin’s iezz, a moyst Hedd Bawnk
yoosyuallee wurkz
Kitteh sitz awn himz
Hewmin’z chess and kawntemplaytz
a sharpz, lowd “Meow!”
Hewmin oapenz himz
iezz… Sukksess!!! Hewmin knoez dat
itz “Feed Kitteh Tyme!”
Jack.
wow u shure are gud at those
An, as larst reezawt, tehre’s awlwais teh baysbawl bat!
Nao sumwun post teh linkee to “Hao cats wayk up” awn mows.com