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I can haz brekfust now, yes?

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Samuel

Blair Witch Cat Is So Scared!!!11!1!!11!

kitteh mommee

Oh hai Samuel, u iz nawt seccund. Please to has whot kinda danz fur yoo? Congratchoolashuns

Samuel

Why Thank you for the First-e Dance.

It shall be a Jig.

kitteh mommee

steppin tuh teh leff an steppin tuh teh riite
kickk wanz, den kickk twize
naow tuh pleazz stawp an klapp yewr hanz
dis is fur Samuelz jiggy nawt seccund danz.
GEWD MOARNIN SAMUEL

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Whooo hooo! The “gud moanring Samue”l Jig! A grate favoriet!

steppin tuh teh leff an steppin tuh teh riite
kickk wanz, den kickk twize
naow tuh pleazz stawp an klapp yewr hanz *sips cawfee*

Kathleen

*peeks arownd cornur*
Did sumboddee say Jig? :D

 
 
 
spykes_mom

whee! gettin jiggy wid it! :-D

gayla34

I heard Matthew McConaughey in mai head when I read your comment lol

 
Teho

hao tu luuz a gai in fiev siblibuls?

 
 
 
sangrail

jig stepz fur beginnurz at http://www.culkinschool.com/dancesteps_jig.htm

and - rite bak hop in, lefft bak hopin.. joinz in nao!

 
 
 
 
Vimmeh

Wy dis kitteh be red? Him has aksident?

ManfredMom

Don fink hims has aksidint. Ai noes ai c red wen kittehs wayks meh up ats fibe AM! Purhaps hoo eber tuuk pic feels teh saym?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

oar purrhaps kitteh is being lit bai teh dawn’t erlee rayz?

 
 
philene

bludshot eyez vu frum..

 
HylasBrook

Purrhaps kitteh haz alreddy ated sumting li3k a small rodent & wants moore. My kittehs leeve partz of deh mices in deh kitchen in deh morning…

 
 
Fred

All das liquir.. ma heeds.. omg..

 
Inigo

yu waz not sleepeng waz yu?

serra

naw, huuman neber sleep at 5am

Tina

Kitteh noes zactly hao to wake up hoomanz - jump on full bladder… and head butt.

3rin

Its a kitteh instinck, dey allus noes win ur bladder is full, an den dey can cum an sit ur jump ur wutefer dey wunt to-but dey allways noes.

 
Roody's Mom

Mai Roody likks mai ai. Yep, LIKKS it. Wayks me up. Or he pats mai fayse an gibs me a liddle kiss. Den he sais Good Morningz!

Ambercat

Mai old (verree old) cat, Boris, yused to tap me awn teh noes to waek me. Amber’s happy to sleep awl dai!

 
 
feisty

Mah kitteh no jumpz. Mah kitteh kneeds teh bladder.

 
Kim

Mah kitteh paws at mah hed - pulls mah hair - herts an makez mah hair awl frizzee.

 
 
 
 
woodchuck

Cat in teh faec! Purr-feck alarum klok.

orangekittehservant

Mah mornin’ anthem iz “the best part of waking up is headbonks on mah head” sung to the old folgers toon.

serra

mah alarm klok jumps back n forf ober mah head… pleh - floof in face

dogbotherer

mine sits right about where my bladder is. i rilly hafs to git up den.
and sinze i’m up…

 
Lucy

Mine licks my ears inside and out. Works grate!

kittehlurve

mai kittehs has lerned I don get up til teh buzzee ting. dey bug mai hubby insted cuz he’z eezy 2 bug. soon as he rolls ober, dey’s tawkin 2 him bowt tehre treets. if tawkin don werk, dey jump up n sitz on him n tawk frum tehre cuz he obbiosslee cant heer dem frum teh flor.

philene

ower kittehs dowen bodder me - onlee hubby. ai ignor til larm clawk wrings. wen hubby owt uf towen wee awls sleeps layt. ai tells hem that but kittehs noos hubby’s button: poynte ends en syde of ayr mattress.

 
zyna_kitteh

My kittehs learned how to step on the alarm klok until the buzzer goes off. Had to get rid of it. Now they just step on my head and lik my face.

 
Ambercat

Ai had pinny gigs taht noo teh sownd ob teh alarum clok an wud sing alawng - tehy noo it ment feeding tym!

 
Yoshi

:) Pinny gigs! I lofs hao dey wud sing along wif teh alarum klok for yu. Sounds so cute!

 
 
 
Patrick

Ai has teh 3 alrm kloks…1 lieks 2 paw-claw mah bellee, 1 lieks to lik-lik-lik mah hed…speshly mah harz but fird 1 dont do nuffin…

Ai wuns had teh alarm klok dat wuld lik-lik-lik mah eyelidz. U awayk nao…I can has brekfust?

Roody's Mom

Ai just sed same ting! Mai Roody likks mai eyelidz! He also noes wen larm klok goez off. He startz fiteen minnits befor.

Hissy

Cleo stiks a wiskeh up my noze. Ted standz in kichen n howls.

Bof waze work. Ai getz up.

 
 
 
Antoinette

serra, mah kitteh alrm klok duz dat too. And maeks teh blankit muffins wif himz paws.

 
 
Tina

LOLZ! folgrs theem sogn ftw!

 
Tina

or hao bout “the best part of wakin up iz kitty head butt?”

 
 
kitteh mommee

an ai darez u tu pewsh teh snewwz butten!!!

 
starling

Kitteh bref. Also purrfect alarum klok.

 
diva

Kittehs is banned frum awr bedrum, so we haz da meow-at-da-door alarm klok. Vurry effektiv.

Punkin

i cant bann my kittehs frum bedrum. de throw demsesefs at da door an mak turrible racket. no seepin at my hous when de do dat

gremlin

Ah, jus wut kittehs haet da *most* - a klozed dor!

“Access denyed.” Kitteh’s haet dat. MUST invesstigayte wut sekritz iz on uvver sied uf dor . . .

diva

Iz okay if we kwiut. Kittehs go nutz if dey can hear us awn udder syde of bedrum door n kant get in. Makes pryvut tyme wif da hubby ineresin sumtymes.

 
 
 
dd

Kant ban kitteh frum mah bedrowm beclause i kant sweep wifout hem tu cuddleupto. Wood lyke tu fin oatel chayn dat rentz kittehs bye de nite sew trbelling woodnt bee soooo hart.

lynette

i noes, i say same thing tu mai famblee! i fink we could makes a fortune wit dis idea!

dd

Wei cud oben ah B&B wif lots ob kittehs an den monys spended on kats wud be buznez expenzes. Pae fur lots ob gushyfud an vedernaryan byls.

 
 
 
 
julyisthebestmonth

my larm klok: kitteh stands on mai chest. i yawn, kitteh yaaaaaauuwwwnns. i is uhshaymd: kitteh yawn is muches bettr. (i gets to gaze into mouf of teh tyger!)

bodriz

wen i yawnz mai kitteh twii to lik-lik-lik mai teef! is liek kitteh is twiing to kiss meh!

 
 
 
singsing

hoorayz! mai kat haz maed it ups to ICHC thx to sumwun else’s capshun! thx random persun

Elvis

Wunderful kitteh! Whut kolor is furs when itz nawt so erlee in teh mawning?

singsing

just orunj. i tooksed it wit a palm pilut, prolly whai he loox red

 
 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

Luk deep into my eyez. Deeper. Deeper. More deeperer. Yoo hip-no-tized yet?

 
 
Shasta

Mai Sneewz Button Haz Pointy Ends

kitteh mommee

yes an i wuud rathur get owt uff bedd at 5 am thin tu feel rathz uff pointy endz on teh snooz buttin

 
Roody's Mom

Ai furst red tihs as “sneez button.” lolz Taht werks, too.

 
 
Adryan

emocat iz takin’ more myspace pics.

 
Jack Deth

Kitteh’z internull
clawk iz much more accuratez
tahn Hewmin vershun

If leepeeeng awn t3h
bed dussn’t wurk, Kitteh canz
allwayz yuze himz Purrs

If Purrz doan’t oapen
Hewmin’s iezz, a moyst Hedd Bawnk
yoosyuallee wurkz

Kitteh sitz awn himz
Hewmin’z chess and kawntemplaytz
a sharpz, lowd “Meow!”

Hewmin oapenz himz
iezz… Sukksess!!! Hewmin knoez dat
itz “Feed Kitteh Tyme!” :-)

Jack.

serra

wow u shure are gud at those

 
Ambercat

An, as larst reezawt, tehre’s awlwais teh baysbawl bat!

Nao sumwun post teh linkee to “Hao cats wayk up” awn mows.com