Good Morningz!
I can haz brekfust now, yes?
OMG, if u has cats, u kno wut we’r talkn’ about
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Oh hai Samuel, u iz nawt seccund. Please to has whot kinda danz fur yoo? Congratchoolashuns
Why Thank you for the First-e Dance.
It shall be a Jig.
steppin tuh teh leff an steppin tuh teh riite
kickk wanz, den kickk twize
naow tuh pleazz stawp an klapp yewr hanz
dis is fur Samuelz jiggy nawt seccund danz.
GEWD MOARNIN SAMUEL
Whooo hooo! The “gud moanring Samue”l Jig! A grate favoriet!
steppin tuh teh leff an steppin tuh teh riite
kickk wanz, den kickk twize
naow tuh pleazz stawp an klapp yewr hanz *sips cawfee*
*peeks arownd cornur*
Did sumboddee say Jig?
whee! gettin jiggy wid it!
ah na na na na.
I heard Matthew McConaughey in mai head when I read your comment lol
hao tu luuz a gai in fiev siblibuls?
jig stepz fur beginnurz at http://www.culkinschool.com/dancesteps_jig.htm
and – rite bak hop in, lefft bak hopin.. joinz in nao!
I is nawt sekund too!
Wy dis kitteh be red? Him has aksident?
Don fink hims has aksidint. Ai noes ai c red wen kittehs wayks meh up ats fibe AM! Purhaps hoo eber tuuk pic feels teh saym?
oar purrhaps kitteh is being lit bai teh dawn’t erlee rayz?
bludshot eyez vu frum..
Purrhaps kitteh haz alreddy ated sumting li3k a small rodent & wants moore. My kittehs leeve partz of deh mices in deh kitchen in deh morning…
All das liquir.. ma heeds.. omg..
yu waz not sleepeng waz yu?
naw, huuman neber sleep at 5am
Kitteh noes zactly hao to wake up hoomanz – jump on full bladder… and head butt.
Its a kitteh instinck, dey allus noes win ur bladder is full, an den dey can cum an sit ur jump ur wutefer dey wunt to-but dey allways noes.
Mai Roody likks mai ai. Yep, LIKKS it. Wayks me up. Or he pats mai fayse an gibs me a liddle kiss. Den he sais Good Morningz!
Mai old (verree old) cat, Boris, yused to tap me awn teh noes to waek me. Amber’s happy to sleep awl dai!
Mah kitteh no jumpz. Mah kitteh kneeds teh bladder.
Mah kitteh paws at mah hed – pulls mah hair – herts an makez mah hair awl frizzee.
yah u rite matey,now wut about tht bweckfst?
yah u rite matey,now wut about tht bweckfst?
Cat in teh faec! Purr-feck alarum klok.
Mah mornin’ anthem iz “the best part of waking up is headbonks on mah head” sung to the old folgers toon.
mah alarm klok jumps back n forf ober mah head… pleh – floof in face
mine sits right about where my bladder is. i rilly hafs to git up den.
and sinze i’m up…
Mine licks my ears inside and out. Works grate!
mai kittehs has lerned I don get up til teh buzzee ting. dey bug mai hubby insted cuz he’z eezy 2 bug. soon as he rolls ober, dey’s tawkin 2 him bowt tehre treets. if tawkin don werk, dey jump up n sitz on him n tawk frum tehre cuz he obbiosslee cant heer dem frum teh flor.
ower kittehs dowen bodder me – onlee hubby. ai ignor til larm clawk wrings. wen hubby owt uf towen wee awls sleeps layt. ai tells hem that but kittehs noos hubby’s button: poynte ends en syde of ayr mattress.
My kittehs learned how to step on the alarm klok until the buzzer goes off. Had to get rid of it. Now they just step on my head and lik my face.
Ai had pinny gigs taht noo teh sownd ob teh alarum clok an wud sing alawng – tehy noo it ment feeding tym!
Ai has teh 3 alrm kloks…1 lieks 2 paw-claw mah bellee, 1 lieks to lik-lik-lik mah hed…speshly mah harz but fird 1 dont do nuffin…
Ai wuns had teh alarm klok dat wuld lik-lik-lik mah eyelidz. U awayk nao…I can has brekfust?
Ai just sed same ting! Mai Roody likks mai eyelidz! He also noes wen larm klok goez off. He startz fiteen minnits befor.
Cleo stiks a wiskeh up my noze. Ted standz in kichen n howls.
Bof waze work. Ai getz up.
lol. mi cat jumps at meh fce nd likz it kween. nao gimmeh bweckfast
serra, mah kitteh alrm klok duz dat too. And maeks teh blankit muffins wif himz paws.
LOLZ! folgrs theem sogn ftw!
or hao bout “the best part of wakin up iz kitty head butt?”
an ai darez u tu pewsh teh snewwz butten!!!
Kitteh bref. Also purrfect alarum klok.
Kittehs is banned frum awr bedrum, so we haz da meow-at-da-door alarm klok. Vurry effektiv.
i cant bann my kittehs frum bedrum. de throw demsesefs at da door an mak turrible racket. no seepin at my hous when de do dat
Ah, jus wut kittehs haet da *most* – a klozed dor!
“Access denyed.” Kitteh’s haet dat. MUST invesstigayte wut sekritz iz on uvver sied uf dor . . .
Iz okay if we kwiut. Kittehs go nutz if dey can hear us awn udder syde of bedrum door n kant get in. Makes pryvut tyme wif da hubby ineresin sumtymes.
Kant ban kitteh frum mah bedrowm beclause i kant sweep wifout hem tu cuddleupto. Wood lyke tu fin oatel chayn dat rentz kittehs bye de nite sew trbelling woodnt bee soooo hart.
i noes, i say same thing tu mai famblee! i fink we could makes a fortune wit dis idea!
Wei cud oben ah B&B wif lots ob kittehs an den monys spended on kats wud be buznez expenzes. Pae fur lots ob gushyfud an vedernaryan byls.
my larm klok: kitteh stands on mai chest. i yawn, kitteh yaaaaaauuwwwnns. i is uhshaymd: kitteh yawn is muches bettr. (i gets to gaze into mouf of teh tyger!)
wen i yawnz mai kitteh twii to lik-lik-lik mai teef! is liek kitteh is twiing to kiss meh!
hoorayz! mai kat haz maed it ups to ICHC thx to sumwun else’s capshun! thx random persun
Wunderful kitteh! Whut kolor is furs when itz nawt so erlee in teh mawning?
just orunj. i tooksed it wit a palm pilut, prolly whai he loox red
Luk deep into my eyez. Deeper. Deeper. More deeperer. Yoo hip-no-tized yet?
noe, nawt yett
Mai Sneewz Button Haz Pointy Ends
yes an i wuud rathur get owt uff bedd at 5 am thin tu feel rathz uff pointy endz on teh snooz buttin
Ai furst red tihs as “sneez button.” lolz Taht werks, too.
emocat iz takin’ more myspace pics.
Kitteh’z internull
clawk iz much more accuratez
tahn Hewmin vershun
If leepeeeng awn t3h
bed dussn’t wurk, Kitteh canz
allwayz yuze himz Purrs
If Purrz doan’t oapen
Hewmin’s iezz, a moyst Hedd Bawnk
yoosyuallee wurkz
Kitteh sitz awn himz
Hewmin’z chess and kawntemplaytz
a sharpz, lowd “Meow!”
Hewmin oapenz himz
iezz… Sukksess!!! Hewmin knoez dat
itz “Feed Kitteh Tyme!”
Jack.
wow u shure are gud at those
An, as larst reezawt, tehre’s awlwais teh baysbawl bat!
Nao sumwun post teh linkee to “Hao cats wayk up” awn mows.com
Noes to fergit the “fays pat” ( wif & wifowt pointee ends) n teh faymus “eerpull”!
Mah kitteh (Wooley) sitz hemselv polytly besyds meh an taps meh eber sew gentelly awn de arum — wit de bery sharpsist ob hem poyntee ends.
izit there yet?
nao?
nao?
i keep trying, but GNARRRH GRAGAHHH HOOTY TOOTY PLEH WP keep eetin it!
mebbe it’ll git horkeded up laytur…
sry.
Yu notiss Ai didunt eben TRAI to post teh link!
Only post the www. part onwards. It is the h t t p / / part that gags wordpress.
If the link doesn’t have a www. part, remove the h t t p / / and replace with www.
Awww… Taht wuz beeyootifful. (wypes teer from eye)
Mai Bubbers kitteh, he wuz def. In teh moarning, he wud go MEOW az lowd az he cud. We wud sai to himz, “YOU r def, NAWT us!” Bubbers was 18.5 wen he wnt ober Ranebo brij.
Jack – thiss woz yore bessed wun evva!!
heheh i know the feeling when the cute little cat wakes you up at 5 am
just hopes that the cat don’t pee on you 
Felion alarm klok – I haz it!
I has two and they takes turns waking meh. One kitteh’s method is to throw stuff from the nite stand on the floors while the other kitteh taps at the vertical blinds as
loudly as she can. Two-pronged attack is always succesful.
They is co-writing a book on how to wake up your humin in 2 minutes or less.
lol. nocking stuff from teh nitestand werks well, specially if teh water cup is nocked on a sleeping huuman
mai ol kitteh used to taptaptap then jumpjumpjump then licklicklick then finalleh hit answerin machin button which plyaed mai voic loud an claer…..
him no want cruncheh fud in bowl i leave in bowl. him want gushie stinkeh fud from can. then play, then nappez. but i waik nao so i taptaptap him then tickel tummeh. he not so happeh then! WINZ!
Dat eggsackly wat mai Lenny does evry morrning!! Furst blinds, den buks on nitestand. Wile he doing dis, mai Barney sits bai mai hed and luks at me liek “is not me, mom…Ai’s da gud wun!”
OK, heerz da deel.
Yoo makez me da brekfust, an nobuddie gitz hurt . . .
k k k ???
noaw noaw noaw ???
meeow meeow meeow…
k K K ???
noaw noaw noaw ???
meeow meeow meeow….
aktualy, won of my kittez lykes to sniff my mascara.
wet noze snorgles in mai i iz revinj fur de onez i gibs on de tummeh.
Dis kitteh hab red eyes. I betz he waz owt howlin’ all night. Hez comez stumbelin in at 4:00 AM an needz food from all dat energee him puts into howlin.
kitteh alaram klok is purrfeck. if onlee cud teech teh concep uv “weekenz.”
A-MEN sistur!
Weakdaze ai gets up bufur mai kittehs (yah. reely. 4:30 ay em) an dey snooglez me an sez “go bak sleep mommeh” until ai gets up. Weekenz ai wants to SLEEEEEEP….but bai 5, 5:30 dey nokking stuff awf dressur, plain wif blinds, jumpin on bladder, likking mai aiz lidz, sain “mmmmmoooooommmmmy we STAAHHRRRVIN” liek dey never got fedz in dere lifes.
Silly ‘larm kloks.
An Kitteh wilt neber eber unnerstan swich off ob dai lyte sabbing tyme.
kat skan fur breffist ennywun?
Ai iz glad dis not mah kitteh…
emo kitteh hungree naow
Mmmmmph! Go ‘way!
Eyem not touchin u! Eyem not touchin u!
Then it won’t be worth it, will it?
“o hai! i’z da one dats been hed-buttzing u sinz for-tirty ay-em! i can has bekfast plskthx?”
i’z wuud gets angry at dee kitteh sleep-intrushunz-type-thingy but teh softestness and teh kewtness…dey is tooo much. i jus laf and snorgle her and obey.
Iz luk ob ernest syncerity on punny liddle face dat gits tu meh.
it tooks tree weekz to re-set mai bunneh frum daylite savinks tiem. I betz kittehs has same ishoos.
heh. mah kitteh haz simular incompre…misunder…not qkite up to spead on da time change. tinks dinner iz at tree in da affernoon. i tink she faken it jus to get erlee nom noms.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk2UobcD7MU
kitteh wake-up call
cluk my name for a link… hopin it works. furst 2 times it didnt. it’s a kitteh wake up call
U gets mai brekfast noa or u gets morning butts in da face!
And dere ain’t no mint in teh wurld dat kin freshin up kitteh’s morning butt…
remebber taht videeoh on u-choob? nm, i remindz u nao: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEmQHkdBHr0
O Soree, dyd ai wayk yoo?
aarrrgggg……ai gotz noe cheezburgers dis mawrning, but gibz u awl 50 eleben cheezburgerz fur ur funni kitteh stories……
tehy r suches cyute behbehz wun an awl……..gib awl ob tehm a snorgl frum me….
Oij! Hav ya seen babylon fife? Thar iz teh Centauri whatchacallit dude – Londo Mollari. He speeks liek that! He ses “…yes?” at teh end uv ebrethreng! “Have a drink with me, yes?”, “So this is all you got, yes?”, “You want to get killed, yes?” (he nut reely say thees dings ekshaktlee, I maed tem up in mah hed). He nut reely asks he noes teh answur. Iz liek teh hyfp- hyph- hypoteh- unoeswatimean! He veri phunnee at furst butt gets sceery in teh long run (as evrebunneh noes who haz seen B5).
oh hai kitteh. y u want brekfast at 5am? is u goin to th gym??!!1!!
Reemyndz mi of itti bitti oranj boi kitteh mai famly we adoptid wen I wuz in kollej. Wuz veree kyewt en soooooooooooo teenie! That summur, mai parentz decydz to paint mai bedroom so I wuz sleepz on teh sofabed in teh famly rume. At 6AM sharp every mawnin, itti bitti oranj kitteh climbz up on teh sofabed neks tu mi, climbz up on my chest, en start likkin mai chin wif hiz littel sandpaypery tung!
mye cat doez dat 2. iff u donnt shea maye nip wat u till shea iz phed. sooo kute tho, lik dis kitti kute
mi kitteh will bite mi hand. If that not werk she gits mah big kitteh to sit on mah chest and slap mi.
dat wuz muh sweet old boy kitteh. a furry alarhm clahk wit no snoozeeses buttonz.
What the photo doesn’t show, is the teeth, the ones up your nostrils.
You’re awake, can’t see for watering eyes, but you has seeing eye kitteh for to find foodz.
LOL Dis why mai meowmy foodies me in da bedtimez. Heh.
oi i wnt sum bweckfst. yo kitteh gimmeh sum wen u get sum. k? say yh plz i beg ov u