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But now I misses himz =(
kitteh continue:
so u can takes him hoam wif u, rite? dont worreh. i nawt poysun iff i eets u first.
duh. make dat:
so u can takes MEH hoam wif u, rite? setera…
(wun moar time. da pruf reedin – i duznt has it.)
…u needs a googiebag, kitn?
um
…doggybag
an whut bout da googies, teho? whut dey gonna nom iff u no brings sumfing hoam in a googiebag…?
i can onnistlee sai dats sumfing i has nevar consid… comsind… conistoga… urm… i nevr thot abowt it befoar.
Googies nebber sai “dii!”
dats cause dey has liddel teefs in front…
no can makes “d” sownd.
IBK, so den….awl dey wantz fur Christmas iz….
*wait for it*
….der 2 frunt teef?
*cue rimshot*
Okies….let teh groaninz beginz….
*grone*
dint sees dat wun b4 it hitted meh…
Hee hee heeee!
An itz so raer dat I kin haz teh snappee respnzez liek dat.
oh ai dunno darkwolf, u seemz pretti sharp to me……
Fenk yew, Salleh. U iz 2 kind.
{{{{{salleh}}}}}
“thithter Thuthie thittin’ on a thithle”
IBK- i jus see ole post of urs. u in o-hi-o. Mee 2 ! nice 2 see odder o-hi-o-it, eyt…purson from here!
ohai dere, punkin!
i likes dat name. just uzin it sownd like i callin u a sweet name… u knows… like darlin or sumfing.
dats what i tink of when i use it 2. i calls my gorl kitteh that
dat’z wat mi daddi useded to cawl mi mom an sistah Katy an me ……..(we iz frum Kansas, maybee iz midwesturn fing…….)
nope. mai daddeh called me samefing.
an i named my kitteh punkin.
i got my kitteh when i gotz married. that cat an mai tew kidz waz best fing from dat yewyun.
however, in ex-hubbiez defenz – pleh on him – he did say punkin was da best cat he eber knew.
ai cood getz ina laowt ob truubble heer, butt ai sai…….PLEH on ex-hubbies…. mine waz teh MAJOR PLEH……..*shudder*
my fowks cald my sistr “punkin” too. yez, we useta be frum O HAI, yo.
seez?????? midwesturn fing !!
lets meh seez… whar duz teh punkins akshuly grow?…
such a mistree!
wher dey gro?????? oh datz eesy….ina grond ona vine
I m frm Maxacusets an I ust to call mi dotter lil punkin too
mebee i shudda sed dat iz frum tekass.
we bee suthern an sez ‘punkin’.
i bebe girl (kat) is Princess Precious Punkin Puddnface – ‘n i frum afrika – teh reeel sout * :p * so mebbe it suthern thang.
not such a grate flavor, but was nootrishus
had to do it
i meen his taste in shoes waz juss too pleh (omg…)
no argumentz there … i mean, plaide?!!?
on teh odder (yuk yuk) hand, gotta hand it (trippil yuk) to teh guy:
onlee a sharp dresser wood be matchin hiz shoe linings with hiz cat. . .
At lees haz teh gud senz to keep plad inside. Menny ov us iz clozet pladders.
u shur wuz “his” tayst in shuuz, betch?
awl i noes iz deez shuuz suck!
corse mi mudder useded to cawl me n mi sistah Katy…”cookie lover, honey sweetie babydoll, suger pie….” butt she allus waz a liddle OTT
boi did dis comment (wun ai jest maid….) get owt ob sequins !!!
That’s a very bad kitty!
por fing mustuv bin rilly hongrys.
stoopy hoomun mustiv furgots to fillup teh kibbowl.
instint karmeow.
No kitty, that’s a bad kitty!
Was dry– could have used more gravy.
everting tastes better wit gravies
ai mite be in Californiay naow…….butt ai waz borned an razed in Kansas…….gravies iz a tastee beverage to us
Graviez iz fiff fud grupz heer in Teksas.
mmmm ….. chicken fried hooman wid cream gravies ….
en smushed taters en cornbreds!
letz eat!
Dew yew hav “poutine” in Teksas? Iz frentch frys wid gravee and cheez kurdz on top. Iz well nown in Quee-beck, a provins in Canada.
It mite apeel to Teksas luvvers ov gravee. Is deelishus.
oh ai waz wiff u rite up untilz u sed “cheez curds own top” “cheez curdz???????”
Akshully, iz moar liek lumps of mozzarellah cheez…..iz yummy and stretchee cheez….they caul dem “cheez curds” …..sounds pleh but iz gud…..
And also everee thing iz awl hot an melteee……nomnomnom
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:OriginalPoutineLaBanquise.jpg
White cheddar cheez curds, I think it is the cheddar before it is all compressed into the block and aged. The gravy is different, too. If I am remembering correctly (and it has been 27 years since I had it) it sort of had a spicy almost bbq sauce taste to it. KC bbq sauce, not that other stuff.
i’m finkin maybee lyke chilicheezefries from sonic?
i dew lykes chili on my fries.
however, NO BEANS!
chili is no beanz no tomatoes!
meats and chilies cook looooong tyme til tender and spicy!
ooohhh noa i cant waitz fur da Houston Rodeo en da chili cookoff!
free more monfs.
Hoominz tayst gud wif sum salt nd baybeez on top.
iz betr wif fava beens an uh beeg amarone, akchulee. oar soh ai’v red.
No, no, no. Fava beens an a nize chianti! espechually if ur eetin the hoomun’s libber. just axe hannibal lecter.
wuz ownly “nice chianti” n teh muvee. n teh buk ett wuz “big amarone”. u shud reed teh buk. iz eben betr tehn teh muvee!
Got teh resippy frum “To Serve Man”
Iz a cukbuk! A cukbuk! DO NOT WANT! O_o
Kitteh 1: “…a SHOE!”
Kitteh 2: “bless yoo”
Yum, hoomun for breakfast, lunch and dinner
meh…hyoomin leftovurs…
…es not so grate, ackshuly
try sum graveiz
*snort*
Nawt liek dat! O_o
Heer….liek dis!
*chug*
Naoh….u trai.
oh fank u darkwolf………iz muches bedder taht wai, ur rite !!!!!
Salleh, u getz moar uv teh boo-kay an flavur when u chugz it.
oh yeah babee…
a hyoomin Smoothee!
gentlekats, start yr blendurs!!!!
Ur 2 wittle ov baybeh 2 eated a hoomin.
No, not too wittle! Yu eetz humanz one bites at at time, and in 2 weeks yu iz done! Is like eatingz of whaleses…
Ignatz, you beat me to it! not 1 dai at a tyme, 1 bite!
Joo starts wit teh braynes an werk yer way down. Jus axe zombie kitteh.
what a ka-uuuut widdle face – I culd just nom nom nom ‘n kissesssssss – but kitteh’s oranj
just uze ur kitteh-poysin-repellint. iz minteh fressh…
tank yuuu – forgets repellint. *luks in bag for minteh fressh.* watch out kitteh …
plz no slobber on kitteh b4 i gets to smoo him on da pinkie nosie…
Purrhaps we shud has teh poysin repellant on teh CCC (TTT in teenytiny Ingerland).
Eye been meanin tu ask. Where u getz da kitteh-poysin-repellint? Eet cum from de CCC? Or u needz tu bye at Wal*Martz?
but kitteh has teh creem colur too..liddle kitteh oranj creemsickle…mebbe not so poysun?
oranj kitteh says I ar not poizon that’s just an urban legend. I ar cuddly and snorgelicious.
an dem wee bittzie hairz on de eers iz mush ticklez!!
eber so gently move dem an de kitteh eerz wiggles in berry phunnie wais.
an if u hab a lawng-hareded kitteh, iz fun to jest bareli tuches teh harez tween hiz toeses….
yes!
i swarez my beeg kitteh, heemz feetz haerz are rilly snowshuz.
and we dunt live where it snoz.
does hairz bee so longz. dey are mush fun to ticklz.
Ennydobby gots a Rolaids?
Iz dat U, Hyooman? Well, HELLO Hyooman!
Um, u meen i not s’pose ta do that?
I left u a prezent in ur shue to show u how much I apreshate u bring home hte dog.
I am Poizin
feel my digestion peoony hoomin!
♫
Pardon me boys, is that the cat-that-chewed-my new shoes?”
♫
Arrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhh… gud wun…
FTW!!
Sung to the tune of –
Pardon me Boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo
a Glenn Miller era song.
AN heer awl dis tiem I fot it wer 2 teh toon uv “Pardon me, George…could this be Dianogah poo-poo”.
(That’s what Mark Hammill said to George Lucas right after the filming of the garbage masher scene in Star Wars. Troo storee!)
AI cuncur – FTW!!!!!
You win teh itnerwebs.
♫
Pardon me boys, is that the cat-that-chewed-my new shoes?”
♫
(That’s better)
ur no pickle Mr. Dill. dat wuz supah funnny.
Dis iz ful uv munch win an awsum! I lol’z beeg tyemz!
Kitten win 1st, then munch, & *then* full! And aww-some, in spite of the pleh-d shoes. Seward’s TARDIS comment explains a lot!
even funnier wid teh roy rogers jokes behind it …
Such a KYUTE orinj baby kitty cat!
I wuv dem.
OMG! Does yoo knot no ’bout dem oder eeter tings? aye can see deh smell!!
fur shur……… babee kitteh experiences first big steenky man-shoo and is stunned……… deh pew, oh deh pew….. oh deh plaid too btw…
Oh teh hyooj man-ee-tee! O_o
TARDIS Kitteh iz biggur on teh insyde.
Whers da doctor?
In teh TARDIS, uv kors!
He sez it yoozhoolee not dis smelee.
tastez liek chikken
smells like pleh!
naw. taste like cheez…
Nah….tayst liek korm chipeez.
aiyiyi…
used 2 wurks wif a ladeh hu like da poppehcorms. an she wared slipperz in da orffis. guess wher she keeped da slipperz? in her drawer. guess wher she keeped da poppehcorm? same drawer.
4 yeers i haved prollem: ever time i smellt poppehcorm, i fot “shus? iz smells shus??” ever time i smellt shus, i fot “poppehcorm? iz smells poppehcorm?”
*belleh roll* (iz nawt gud fing)
poor ittehbitteh. we haf ferapees for u. mebeh you go to tropical island and drink many marteenees wif dah odder cheezez and we make blue commintz about Daneel Craig, n stuff.
der iz acktualli onli wun fing to sai about dat !!!
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!111!!!!!1!!
timing iz awl in teh timing !!!!!! mi comment was POSSED to b rite affer ibk’s stori bout the poppecrm an slippeahs……naow sonds awl rong wen comez affer addkittehz remark…
so wen u reed it plz to put it affer ibkz remark plzthx
yes, you funny in the timingz, but i getted wut u mint. We jus not tell Daneel.
iz okeh, salleh!!
{{{salleh}}}
mebbe we bofe needs ferrapeeh an margaritas. or martoonis.
oh margaritaz for me plz k? thx bai an wile weer at it letz hab sum gakamoli an chipz too ???
okeh by meh. just – plz…
no poppehcorms…
Must be Nibbler kitteh. Wotch out 4 dark mattur in teh littr bocks
LOLOL my frend jus tol’ me that when her baby (wee little ting and so adorable!) cryz she sez to him, she sez “If u dunt stop teh catz will eet u.”
I sendz dis 2 her.
dat’s so meen.
“Soylint Green is WUT?!?”
…taystee?
An nootrishus.
yes, dis is good. Sooo good!
in need of teh salt.
Moar flavur plz.
Y knot? deh doo it to deh cows. I can has mad hooman dis ease?
i fink we all gots dat heer.
Teh shuh maek purrfeck snorgle-bedd craedle fur bebbeh.
I lubs hoominz, hoominz whut I lubs to eet.
Nibble on dey peenk ears,
Gnaw on day steenkee feets.
Kilblain FTW
OT non lolspeak
A long time ago when I was a rock and roll photographer, I shot some photos for David Bromberg and his band for an album called “reckless abandon” It was my first album and the photos were inside on the paper thingy the record is in,
but on the cover was 9 cartoons by Kiblain (or however you spell his name) so I have shared an album with him !!! I was so proud…..
How friggin cool is dat?
U RAWK!!!!!
Who else didja take pitchurs of?
Hoyt Axton, Maria Muldaur, Norton Buffalo, and Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen…….
I did 6 albums for Bromberg…..100 rolls of film of that band , actually I was a member of that band, I played the camera….
I was just starting to get somewhere when I had to give it up…..long horrible story…..don’t want to go there….
but thanks ! I really loved doing that…..photographing bands…damn it was fun !
Hey, at least you have some great memories!
I’d be a nurse or a vet if I haddnt made some stoopy choices.
BUT! Regrets. I HAS NONE!!!!!!
coodn’a sed it bedder miselv……..grate memoirz…I haz dem !!!
stoopie choyses…..ai maed miny ….moar dan teh aberage persun ai betz, oh mi, butt ai did have sum fun !!!!!!
That is just so coooool, Salleh!
Innit??? ai hab been sooo luki in somne waiz…….
Maria Muldaur?
Midnight at the oasis ….
ooh ooh ooh
dat’z her !!!! she a nise lady too, furst tyme I met her, ai waz dansing ina libing ruum wiff Lance (de drummer fer Commander Cody, an den David Bromberg) an dis waz modren house wher wallz dont go awl teh wai to ceeling….an awl ob a suddenz dis VOISE camed soaring obber teh wallz……an waz Maria, singin ina kitchenz……
nise membry
woh… i onlys noe Cmdr Cody, and only cuz of Sun Ur Gona Driev Meh Tu Drinkins If U Doant Stop Dryvin Teh Hawt Rodd Linkin. boy do i feel… yung?
dat modul-tee body maed it luk liek a pup.
oh datz wun ob hiz famusest wunz butt dat band waz ……..HOT !!!!!! u noes I habent luked onb youytube fer dem (oar at leees no wun had putted a video up wiff dem…..),
CC atLPA wer moar ob a “cult” band……butt dey put owt miny albumz….eleben oar so..
dey teh kingz ob hillbilli rock…..toe tappinest music ebber
oh an dey allus hab teh bestest manes 4 der sawngs
lik “Those Old Kentucky Hills of Tennessee”
an ” I’m Down to Seeds and Stems Again Blues”
u shoodz be proud. Kliban was good times. “bite they little heads off. Nibble on they tiny feet.”
OT non lolspeak,
ok last one….the cover of the album had 9 cartoons on it depicting the songs inside, it came out just before Thanksgiving and we used to have these big Thankgivings feasts up in the Sonoma Valley where I lived at the time, Karen , Georges (the fiddle player in the band) daughter and a friends of hers were over in the corner of the living room, contorting themselves into these strange positions and all the adults were …..”uh what are they DOing???”
Then we noticed that the album cover was on the floor and they were mimicing the cartoons that Kliban had drawn…..
ah well maybe ya hadda be there……or know what the cartoons were…
anyway, thanks for reminding me that I do have some of the best memories….I needed that….
OT nonlolspeak.
If you have never heard David Bromberg…..go to youtube and put his name in ….I highly recommend “red haired boy” and “I will not be your fool”
not the best quality, and usually David toured with a band of 7, but every now and then he and the two guys who played fiddle and mandolin both would do a gig on the side…..the video clip is from 1984, I had left for LA already, I knew the band best in the 70 and early 80s, the fiddle player you see on the video is Jeff Wisor a really nice guy, he took the place of ,my best friend George Kindler who was killed in a motorclycle accident two days after Christmas in 1982…..
go look, you won’t regret it….
Is this Sally Shoop from Sonoma Valley in the 70′s? I was George & Karen’s neighbor and, possibly, a friend of yours. Also, friend of Suzanne Coulombe. Sang and played autoharp, once in a while, with Meadow Muffins. Just saying hello and wishing you the best. Leslie
kliban ref ftw!!
bork. sry salleh. i finks i wuz postin wen u waz postin…
iz awl timin ……but ai gess we boff fanz eh?
hoomin…..its not juss 4 dinnr ennymor.
enny boddy gots a toofpik? i has a peese uv livvr stukc btween mai teefs.
Naow I has affertayst ov smeli sox. Pleh! Ware’s mai affer dinr mint?
eet ess wayfer theen…
*BLAM*
Jes one wafer theen meent?
betcha cant eet wun !!!
b shur u dont trod en monsieur’s bukkit…oh dear…
LOLrus says “DAT’S MAI BUKKIT!”
Lolrus mite not wunt bukkit after monsieur is dun widdit.
Whut up wit wurd press?
U has no stilez…
Velcro iz out
and his name was george
Goze well wif a nice Kianti.
hoomun tatsed skrumch….scrump…. ..uh… gud, bt nao nobuddy iz cleenink teh kitteh litr. HALP!
For dessert, kitteh will drink shampagnee from hyooman’s shoo.
After one sip, kitteh will drink rest of shampagnee straight from bottel. kthxhic.
Tawfee Tukkz Kitteh
wundurrz whut kynd ubz Hewmin
woodz wayrz Argyle shooz?
Argyle shooz maydz nyse
enuff sleepeeng bag. Liddill Tukkz
enjoyz t3h snug fit
Awnz tawpz iz kindaz
nyse too. Kitteh enjoyz t3h
rich sentz ubz lethurr
Jack.
Oh, my furry, pointy-eared Goddess – I LOVE THIS!!!!
Gud Tinkin’ Mum, gud plaze fur hairbal
lulz dihd et tayst gud? liek cuky?
nyc submishin
!veloci>
Nom Nom Nom!
all iz left iz hiz shoo. kitteh nom nom nomed everything else
kitteh so liddl, kudnt nom haol hoomin at onced. mayB putted leffovrz in zipplok hoominbag (notz in goggiebag, oh noes!) in refi … rofr … iceeboks for snak laydr? Eksep for shoo. Kitteh eated wun shoo, an itz was tastd PLEH!
thats one tiny kitty