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But now I misses himz =(
kitteh continue:
so u can takes him hoam wif u, rite? dont worreh. i nawt poysun iff i eets u first.
duh. make dat:
so u can takes MEH hoam wif u, rite? setera…
(wun moar time. da pruf reedin - i duznt has it.)
…u needs a googiebag, kitn?
um
…doggybag
an whut bout da googies, teho? whut dey gonna nom iff u no brings sumfing hoam in a googiebag…?
i can onnistlee sai dats sumfing i has nevar consid… comsind… conistoga… urm… i nevr thot abowt it befoar.
Googies nebber sai “dii!”
dats cause dey has liddel teefs in front…
no can makes “d” sownd.
IBK, so den….awl dey wantz fur Christmas iz….
*wait for it*
….der 2 frunt teef?
*cue rimshot*
Okies….let teh groaninz beginz….
*grone*
dint sees dat wun b4 it hitted meh…
Hee hee heeee!
An itz so raer dat I kin haz teh snappee respnzez liek dat.
oh ai dunno darkwolf, u seemz pretti sharp to me……
Fenk yew, Salleh. U iz 2 kind.
{{{{{salleh}}}}}
“thithter Thuthie thittin’ on a thithle”
IBK- i jus see ole post of urs. u in o-hi-o. Mee 2 ! nice 2 see odder o-hi-o-it, eyt…purson from here!
ohai dere, punkin!
i likes dat name. just uzin it sownd like i callin u a sweet name… u knows… like darlin or sumfing.
dats what i tink of when i use it 2. i calls my gorl kitteh that
dat’z wat mi daddi useded to cawl mi mom an sistah Katy an me ……..(we iz frum Kansas, maybee iz midwesturn fing…….)
nope. mai daddeh called me samefing.
an i named my kitteh punkin.
i got my kitteh when i gotz married. that cat an mai tew kidz waz best fing from dat yewyun.
however, in ex-hubbiez defenz - pleh on him - he did say punkin was da best cat he eber knew.
ai cood getz ina laowt ob truubble heer, butt ai sai…….PLEH on ex-hubbies…. mine waz teh MAJOR PLEH……..*shudder*
my fowks cald my sistr “punkin” too. yez, we useta be frum O HAI, yo.
seez?????? midwesturn fing !!
lets meh seez… whar duz teh punkins akshuly grow?…
such a mistree!
wher dey gro?????? oh datz eesy….ina grond ona vine
I m frm Maxacusets an I ust to call mi dotter lil punkin too
mebee i shudda sed dat iz frum tekass.
we bee suthern an sez ‘punkin’.
i bebe girl (kat) is Princess Precious Punkin Puddnface - ‘n i frum afrika - teh reeel sout * :p * so mebbe it suthern thang.
not such a grate flavor, but was nootrishus
had to do it
i meen his taste in shoes waz juss too pleh (omg…
no argumentz there … i mean, plaide?!!?
on teh odder (yuk yuk) hand, gotta hand it (trippil yuk) to teh guy:
onlee a sharp dresser wood be matchin hiz shoe linings with hiz cat. . .
At lees haz teh gud senz to keep plad inside. Menny ov us iz clozet pladders.
u shur wuz “his” tayst in shuuz, betch?
awl i noes iz deez shuuz suck!
corse mi mudder useded to cawl me n mi sistah Katy…”cookie lover, honey sweetie babydoll, suger pie….” butt she allus waz a liddle OTT
boi did dis comment (wun ai jest maid….) get owt ob sequins !!!
That’s a very bad kitty!
por fing mustuv bin rilly hongrys.
stoopy hoomun mustiv furgots to fillup teh kibbowl.
instint karmeow.
No kitty, that’s a bad kitty!
Was dry– could have used more gravy.
everting tastes better wit gravies
ai mite be in Californiay naow…….butt ai waz borned an razed in Kansas…….gravies iz a tastee beverage to us
Graviez iz fiff fud grupz heer in Teksas.
mmmm ….. chicken fried hooman wid cream gravies ….
en smushed taters en cornbreds!
letz eat!
Dew yew hav “poutine” in Teksas? Iz frentch frys wid gravee and cheez kurdz on top. Iz well nown in Quee-beck, a provins in Canada.
It mite apeel to Teksas luvvers ov gravee. Is deelishus.
oh ai waz wiff u rite up untilz u sed “cheez curds own top” “cheez curdz???????”
Akshully, iz moar liek lumps of mozzarellah cheez…..iz yummy and stretchee cheez….they caul dem “cheez curds” …..sounds pleh but iz gud…..
And also everee thing iz awl hot an melteee……nomnomnom
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:OriginalPoutineLaBanquise.jpg
White cheddar cheez curds, I think it is the cheddar before it is all compressed into the block and aged. The gravy is different, too. If I am remembering correctly (and it has been 27 years since I had it) it sort of had a spicy almost bbq sauce taste to it. KC bbq sauce, not that other stuff.
i’m finkin maybee lyke chilicheezefries from sonic?
i dew lykes chili on my fries.
however, NO BEANS!
chili is no beanz no tomatoes!
meats and chilies cook looooong tyme til tender and spicy!
ooohhh noa i cant waitz fur da Houston Rodeo en da chili cookoff!
free more monfs.
Hoominz tayst gud wif sum salt nd baybeez on top.
iz betr wif fava beens an uh beeg amarone, akchulee. oar soh ai’v red.
No, no, no. Fava beens an a nize chianti! espechually if ur eetin the hoomun’s libber. just axe hannibal lecter.
wuz ownly “nice chianti” n teh muvee. n teh buk ett wuz “big amarone”. u shud reed teh buk. iz eben betr tehn teh muvee!
Got teh resippy frum “To Serve Man”
Iz a cukbuk! A cukbuk! DO NOT WANT! O_o
Kitteh 1: “…a SHOE!”
Kitteh 2: “bless yoo”
Yum, hoomun for breakfast, lunch and dinner
meh…hyoomin leftovurs…
…es not so grate, ackshuly
try sum graveiz
*snort*
Nawt liek dat! O_o
Heer….liek dis!
*chug*
Naoh….u trai.
oh fank u darkwolf………iz muches bedder taht wai, ur rite !!!!!