Has anyone seen
mah staplr ?
maybee. is it a swingline?
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Waz it ah Swingline?
yeh i dnot ged id
iz okay, I not seed da moovee eedur, but ai do kno dat dis iz a referense tu “office space” a movie that ai wood lyke tu see.
lezz movvye refernensas plz
is a bery gud movy. u shud sees it ^_^
i… i… I bleeve u haz muh staplr.
Wun uv mai faborite moovees! Offiz Spayce! But too clowse to ware I werk.
I sawz sum of itz. Dat be funny!
peanut butter!!1!!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1891867466/ref=sib_dp_pt/104-1769708-9304746#reader-link
Theez lardg pjoopilz, dey matsh mah ti.
Jah, beeeyoootiful kolor kordineishun!
An now sorree fer teh kompleet orf toppik but ai jus wants to shear sum berrie gud nooz:
Hear in Europe a law has bin past taht meeks it illegel to joose kitteh an goggie fur in kloths an (ack-diddent kno bowt dis) toys! awlso import an traed ob kitteh/goggie fur wil be bant. Sorree taht it ornlee starts in 2009 but stil gud fing for awl us kitteh an goggie lubbers
Gober – thankz fur teh braking news. Ai din’t even know enebuddy wuz doing taht! Still – progress.
mah staplr wahs rehd . . .
and happi danz fer TammyZ for nawt secondseees!
i r bapdist kitteh…not cahn danz (iz aganzt mai relidjun) but happi fur TammyZ eniway!
Sorree u can’t dance. Can u purrhaps just prance around in tiem to teh mewsik? Taht wud doo just fine fur celebrashun fur TammyZ.
It’s kinda layte -ai mite bee teh awlee wun, but ai’m prancing to sum big swing band mewsik.
* prance to the rite
prance to the left
prance around teh room – and
start awl over again!* And – WHOOOOO HOOOO fur TammyZ!
yis… a redz one
Well mebbee if yu put awai sum ob taht lawdree yu’d be abul to fynd stuff! Onnistly, yu treet tihs haos lyk a hotel!
no, i haznt seen yr stapler
*staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple*
*staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple*
*staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple* *staple*
that stapler? why that’s MAI RED STAPLER
YES IT IS TOO… take your paws off mai stapler
Tu da badger song! (badgerbadgerbadger.com)
staple, staple, staple, staple,
staple, staple, staple, staple
storage room, storage room
staple, staple, staple, staple,
staple, staple, staple,staple
FIRE, a fire, ooh its a fire
tribble – ur brillent! Ai in lub.
WIN!
v., v. funneh!
Much win! Who’s gonna make the flash for it?
itz ovar there wif ur tape an hole punch on horder George’s desk.
Oh hai Gayla! Ur bak. Ai red taht u wuz “bizzy bizzy bizzy.” Hoep u gotz it awl done and kin come awt and play agan!
No wunner dis kitteh kant find staplr. Dis kitteh tuk LSD an went tu wurks. Kitteh luks lyk himz klose to freekowt——needz tu goes home.
I can has sik day?
did u runz out of energee, Daisy?
Yep. Energee wared off.
dat’s whut u get for shairing … i’m still running strong on the energee u gave me the other day.
mah stayplr–i beeleeves u has it?
dis is liek… ansestur to teh lolrus/bukkit saga. lolffice space?
FTW!11!!
Oh noes, hyde queeklee, teh poysun onez r takkin obber ICHC an terrnen awl teh kittehz in teh peechurs orinj.HALP US PLEEZ CEILING KITTEH-oh noes, mebbeh ceiling kitteh ees orinj tew!!!
Um, an if it turnd owt dat God *wuz* an orinj kitteh, wud dat be a bad fing?
Aiym just sayin’ . . .
*luks kwiettly in mirror at own orinj faec, triez to imajin beeg orinj kitteh in da skye*
hi G,
of course god is an orinj kitteh or the werld woodnt go round!
oh hai Gremlin-ewe gawt me wiff dat wun, ees tew funneh-kinna weminnd meh obb da wholle Jorj Oarwell Aneemul Farrm vibe-scarwe.Orinj kittehz r supe-super, BETTER dan reyguulor kittehz.
all animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others.
I was so annoyed that the animals couldn’t figure out that the writing was being changed, even when they found a pig with paint and a brush.
orwell knew what he was doing.
Hai gascat, doo yoo theenk meester orwell wuhz orinj tew? Good to meet anuther afisheanaddo uff jeorj.
he cud hab bin!
ai must sai, orwell wrote very gud books but were veddy hard tu read wifout crying or sum sich thing, ai onlee bearlee gawt started awn 1984. tough stuff tu reed.
yep, momcat, 1984 iz teh tough stuff. i crai an feel sik wen i reeded it, too. soo breelyant buk! i rememberz teh spek uv dust awn Winston’s buk freekin me owt. wal, menni fingz in teh buk iz skery.
I can has listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven?
i can has orffice (okeh – kyewbickel) in basemint unner da stares, behind da furrniss? whaadayu meen payroll no gibes meh chex on payday?
cmon nao. ever orffice need wun weerd purrsen – leest wun… an dat aint includin da imkompt- incormp- *sigh* wuns duznt knows hao 2 wurk!
Chex foar pay?
Whai ai gits serial? I iz kitteh! want pays in cheezburgers oar gushy fudes, nawt crunchie chex serial…
Getting tired of the in-jokes and memes… Is this site for everyone, or are we supposed to high-five ourselves for how clever we are?
iffin u muss be trollish, at leest use ur own name!!
yeesh
I noes yoo be teh REEL Pittypat. Imposstur Pittypat too meen to be yoo.
imposter Pitty, beez careful not to brake yer arm patting yersef on deh back for yer snappy trollification. U habs VCR? Go rent Office Space.
dey jus miet eben has it on DVD by naow.
dens you can play wiff dah kool kidz. Cuz we here at ICHC iz defintely the popular prom kween/king tipez, i am sher.
Pretty comprehensive synopsis on Wiki – Ai’s nao awl up to spede awn teh “in-joeks” bowt Orfiss Spayse. An didunt eben has to moan an gryp an steel sumwum’s naem to do it!
Lyk we keeps sain; if yu dont lyk to commets, DONT REED TEHM! Luk at teh pritty pics, smyl, wander off an has cupovtee.
Reel Pittypat, Ai has choklithobnob fore yu, to maek up fore meen troll steelin yur naem.
I makes up “yer reel name” dantz for you too, but judges sez i haz too many unfriendly hand gestshers in it. Ai be diskw..deskual…get kicked out.
reel Pitypat moar clevr too.
Nawt to werry Pittypat. We awl know u wud never ever say such a thing. Even as we knew Teho wud never shout “first.”
(oar WUD he???)
BLOOLYFLINGLE!
no.
In-joke? Since when is Office Space an in-joke?
I diddunt geddit eivver.
But I still clebbur.
dude, what’s the point of reading the comments if you’re going to spaz over any “inside jokes” you might come across? (especially since Office Space is a movie and not an inside joke.) go back and look at all the pictures from the beginning, and you’ll understand a lot more. I did. I didn’t read all the comments, but most of the time, you don’t have to.
suck it up and quitcherbitchin.
There’s nothing really inside about this lolcat. It’s a famous quote from a famous movie. I’s sorry that u didn’t get it.
I nawt seed Office Space afore needer. Sads office werkers I has it. I don needz 2 see dat. 2 clowss 2 lief.
payne in da but troll:
iff u duznt wants 2 b rekkonize, use annuver name dont nobuddy allreddeh uzes. dont uze mah frenz names. dat rly pess meh orf.
benn sayed b4. iff no like da commints, browse pretteh pics. iff no like da pics, find annuvver site. b millions on da innerwebs.
bai. an nothnx. an nawt k to mess wif sumbuddy name.
(teho: hao u makes da bold lettres? ever time i tries i opens a stoopeh dialog bawks… *steem come owt mah eers*)
(an mah lolfrenz: iff u sees sumfing dont luk like meh, plz plz ax meh. troll takin mah name an bean nasteh: Do… Not… Want…!!) (just in case da troll wanna say sumfing meen nao, cause i telled him/her leev mah frenz names aloan.)
teh bowldfaec iznt “Ctrl-B” …u hafsta do it liek HTML styel. dis wut it luks liek if u spred it owt:
b o w l d f a y s e …wich turnz into:
bowldfayse
trys it wif or or too. jus doan furgit to yooz yr clozing tag at teh end! (liek etc.)
b o l d …?
likes dat?
(did wurk?)
crep. nutz. ratz. raasserfrassin. dingle-hoppin. shin-spittin. nogud, stinkin…
fanks, teho. u tried. sadleh – i tried 2. butt no wurk.
*mah fayce redd*
yr too fast! reed downs…
whoah, dat didnt wurk riet at alls. hummmh.
ok, is all bowt teh ANGLE BRACKETS — wich ar teh “les den” and “graeter den” siyns (Shift-Comma and Shift-Period) on yr keebord. fur purpuzez of demminstrayshin, i yooz teh “[" and "]” insted uf reel angul brakitz.
[b]bowldfayse[/b] turnz into bowldfayse wen u powst ur coment
[i]aiytalix[/i] = aiytalix wen u powst
[u]undarlien[/u] = undarlien wen u poast
[strike]crossowt[/strike] =
crossowtwens u powstjeez… ok i gess teh underlyn duzint werk dat wai eethr. but dat wuz moast of it, enywaiz
i try wun moar time. u so nice 2 meh.
i hopes
sun ob a….
wun moar time den i just goes an sulk in da corner.
i hopes finalleh wurk
oh, teho!!! i hart u forebbers!!!
schmoo, schmoo, schmoo, schmoo!
fanks u!!
Yah IBK u did it! Better to cuss than sulk hehehehe
fank u, patticlan! just glad i gotted it b4 i bringed owt da beeg guns…….
oi, so wut em i? choplivur??
no, teho. u da beeg gun amongst mah frenz. totalleh.
i meened da beeg guns swares wurds. u knows, like… hm… da crapture tot meh dis wun: coqsokkits.
mmmmm… coqsokkits! [dreamy smile]
Teho – ai wud giev u fiev burgers fur taht, but is much kyooter wif NO burgers. If u luks at the “unrated” slightlee out of focus, it luks liek “xrated!”
if you dont like memes & in joaks,
yr on teh rong site to begin wiht!
I’m going to burn down teh buielding!
“good luck storming the castle!” (or is that too inside a reference?)
no. tehy stormed it from teh outside.
hee hee. spanks a lot. joo made me laff so dat my cowerkers looked at me funnee.
Ah, whut ayd gib fur a hollycost cloke!
wud u bets wiff a Sicilian when deff is on dah line?
Ai wud indeed! I haz bilt up an immewnity to iocane powder.
stop rhyming, I mean it! Anybody want a Peanut?
bizzing!
What’s up Milton?
http://www.wannasmile.com
I love teh whole stapler thing…. it is amazing how well you can train ur coworkers not to steal ur stuff if you throw a spectaclur hissy fit a cuppla a times. Then, they stop. Corse, they alreddy knew I wuz weerd.
Sign on mai desk: Warning, this desk guarded by an attack stapler.
naow why does that nawt surprise mee?
tee hee DMarie
)
NICE sign! I don’t have a stapler anymore… maybe I’ll make an attack coffee maker sign.
an do a has to reemynd joo dat joo has nut reeimburrseded meh
foar mah expenses frum last monthahs trip to cheeecago !!!
i no lykes dis !!
or wuz that Cheezcago? Dis where da cheez for cheezberger come frum?
sumboddee be cheezey foar nut reimbursingz meh !!!
awll dee foodz dere wuz GRATE !!!
an i tot all dee peepz were berry friendlee
I think i need to watchi dis moovie cuz everyone quotes it alot lol
u can has fun if you duz.
heer u r, fr starterz…
pt 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfY2qIsFxio
pt 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lKlmELQg_Y
Ur TPS Reports
I Haz Dem
did u put da cuvur sheet on?
Did u git teh memo dat us has 2 put teh noo covr sheetz on teh TPS repawts? U c, we iz usin teh noo covr sheetz nao 4 ebbry tym we duz teh TPS repawts. Tri n remmur dat…m’k? Grayt…
U ken haz da memmo?
Kitteh has 8 bosscats remindng him about memmo!
Pam an Jim put yur staplr in a jello kake.
Oh wait, dis “Office space” Not “The office.”
It has da word office in it! I so confuzed.
mehbe we needz to call Terry Tate Office Linebacker
sumbudy may haf says dis alreddies, but i tink kitteh’s biggur prolem iz his lak uf glasses. 8(
no kan see too guds wiffout dem to look for his staplr.
o noez!!1!
Tawffee Kitteh no
wantz collurr andz tye. No need
2 akksessorrize!
Tye juss getz inz t3h
way wenz Kitteh sayvurrz herz
boal ubz Goosshee fude
Goosshee fude taykz a
bakk seet wunse Kitteh
smellz Fishee andz Creem
Grayt beeg Goaldunn
ieez follo Kitteh’z noze which
allwayz knoes t3h way
Jack.
I have ur stplr, i tuk it to stpl my tps reprt togedder. See?
…and to da trollie, it sounds like you have a case of the Mondays. Piss off!
a caes of teh mondaze, i’z haveeng one.
is not so gret, aktuly.
i sry, da crapture.
is halps iff i tells u i benn usin sum ob ur swares??
even just one munday is bad … why wud i want a case of dem?
teh merry skwirrelz…i has dem.
milty has teh lolspeak b4 it wuz kewl. milty ftw!
Workaholic kitteh, needz moar red bool
Damn you Lumberg
los of these cats lately
sory i haz it
i, i’ll bern de bilding daown….
Hahaha! I love Office Space… such a great movie