Comments on: dis plan

By: GeistKatze

GeistKatze — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:58:27 +0000

This pic was in my science textbook last year!

By: rec

rec — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:46:49 +0000

Btter caption:

In soviet aqua

fish rulez kitteh

By: Raquelol

Raquelol — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:08:36 +0000

NOT AZ PLANND

By: Nancy

Nancy — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:19:52 +0000

o.p. one not work out rite tiz time…… but must get revenge on eveal fish…..tiz iz bit mee taile wagger
wher mee taile wagger now…..hu!!

By: Tsu Dho Nimh

Tsu Dho Nimh — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:40:01 +0000

Teh kitteh lernz frum eggspeeriense.

Teh kitteh duz not lern if teh huuman interveenz.

By: patticlan

patticlan — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:02:36 +0000

curiosity killed the cat
satisfaction brought him back

By: Miriam

Miriam — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:00:10 +0000

gud point

By: Laura

Laura — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:21:46 +0000

Dis not how kitteh likez take baff.

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:57:37 +0000

or liek “mafiosi”… scarey thot

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:59:41 +0000

Moar lieklee Wurdprez forgetted teh othah postrz naym, an uzd URz insted.

By: spykes_mom

spykes_mom — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:11:14 +0000

n he dun kayr bowt roolz n ethikz n such. onlee hizownself n hiz rich frenz. ai fink teh powur mayd his stoopy hed bowt elebenty tymes biggur tahn it alreddy wuz. ai allso fink he wud doo whutebber he ken to nawt looze hiz powur. heerz whut wikipedia sez bowt marshall lawr (sum of it sownz lyke wee alreddy gotz it):

“Martial law is the system of rules that takes effect when the military takes control of the normal administration of justice.

“Usually martial law reduces some of the personal rights ordinarily granted to the citizen, limits the length of the trial processes, and prescribes more severe penalties than ordinary law. In many states martial law prescribes the death penalty for certain crimes, even if ordinary law does not contain that crime or punishment in its system.

“Martial law is sometimes imposed during wars or occupations in the absence of any other civil government. Examples of this form of military rule include Germany and Japan after World War II or the American South during the early stages of Reconstruction. In addition it is used by governments to enforce their rule, for example after a coup d’état (Thailand 2006), when threatened by popular protests (Tiananmen Square protests of 1989), or to crack down on the opposition (Poland 1981). Martial law can also be declared in cases of major natural disasters, however most countries use a different legal construct like “state of emergency”.

“In many countries martial law imposes particular rules, one of which is curfew. Often, under this system, the administration of justice is left to a military tribunal, called a court-martial. The suspension of the writ of habeas corpus is likely to occur…”

By: serra

serra — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:46:21 +0000

lol
how bout a pants dants?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:33:28 +0000

But Teho, shirley u knoes taht we r ALWAIZ finking of teh loltehos!

(akshullee, ai furst red it as “loltehosi,” maiking it luk a bit liek Greek sumthing – but ai’m OK nao.)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:11:36 +0000

*whispers to salleh* we gotz a reeley stoopy overlord heer.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:46:32 +0000

Swim! Sed teh momma kitteh, Swim if yu can
An tehy swam an tehy swam rite ober teh dam!

Awl togebber nao:
A beebop shawaddywaddy bipbop WaaaaH!

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:07:44 +0000

OMG ITS ALL I CN EVAR TINK OF!
WONT SUMWUN FINK OF TEH LOLTEHOS!???

ya, nots my bestest. sry.

By: Dani

Dani — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:07:19 +0000

Pure win!

By: dogbotherer

dogbotherer — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:52:26 +0000

same four me.
buttz we keepz tryin.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:55:42 +0000

Ur taekin teh arowma therapee a liddle tew far, I fink.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:52:38 +0000

Teh watur alwais putz on ten pownds.

By: dd

dd — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:42:48 +0000

howe bout de tu-steb fir serra’s sekund fursty?

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:30:38 +0000

awsum pome, carrie!! i betz liddel kitteh hooller NOES.

watter bee so WET, u knows…

By: Teho

Teho — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:34 +0000

if onlys.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:05:16 +0000

CIA Kitteh sez
“I changez mi mind
about waturbordin”

By: Johnson442

Johnson442 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:52:55 +0000

Well, ya got the dip part, anyway!

By: Anukki

Anukki — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:27:05 +0000

Fank yew lubberly spykes_mom! I lieks tew dants as well!

wun tew free wun tew free wun,, um… tew.. um… where wuz ai? Oh, I will stawp an pose prettilie liek on “dantsing wif teh starts.”

*poses*

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:15:44 +0000

Liddill drenchd Kitteh
habz verree nobull plan, but
awkwurd ekksekewshun

Fisheez nawt go~eeng
enneewayrz. Liddill Kitteh
needz 2 getz beegurr

Fisheez proatekkted
by whut Kitteh duz nawt want.
Oh, t3h ironee!

Jack.

By: karen

karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:11:43 +0000

tihnk uv teh porosity!!!

By: salleh

salleh — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:08:24 +0000

*free liddle fishies ina a liddle biddy poo’
free liddle fisshies ina liddle biddy poo’ *

Oh wate !! wun of dem iz nawt fishsie !!!

*too liddle fisshies an a liddle biddy kitteh ina liddle biddy poo’..?

sry, jest dont scan rite……

nebber mine…..

By: salleh

salleh — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:59:10 +0000

umm ai dont unnnerstan……splain ?????plzokbaithkx

By: salleh

salleh — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:57:30 +0000

ahhhhh u guise awl luk so nise waltzing around……….an teh muusik iz jest lubbly……wate let me getz my dansin shooz awn..

annnnnnn

*wun too tree wun too tree +twurl+ wun too tree*

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:27:30 +0000

Sumtiems ai ged tu lolled ltu shockspeek.

By: Hissy

Hissy — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:03:49 +0000

Get in the car!

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:47:57 +0000

Hoo tuk teh poool ladder? Hoo tuk teh watter? Was fuller wen I jumpded in.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:00:05 +0000

Awww, don crie! Dey get sumpin laik 200-500 submishes evy dey, so id mai taek awhile 2 gedto urs!

By: zyna_kitteh

zyna_kitteh — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:50:44 +0000

Tanks youz!

By: sawa

sawa — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:37:23 +0000

Waltz okai for mee too!! Rok Lolsatr wyll shurly cum in handee anuver dai!!

*glyde glyde slyde tern glyde glyde slyde tern glyde glyde slyde tern glyde …..*

By: trtskh

trtskh — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:36:52 +0000

o teh trajeddy, ah hoapz taht no fishuz or kittehz wur harmd in teh produkhsun of this lolcat

By: minerva99

minerva99 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:31:39 +0000

but kitties who do stupid things and get all wet don’t tend to do those same stupid things again (their curiosity leads them to do all NEW stupid things). this kitty hasn’t hurt anything except its dignity…

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:19:44 +0000

Fish 1: We haz a tyger in owr tank!
Fish 2: Didunt yu jus sai taht?
Fish 1: Hoo R yu?
Fish 2: Ooh luk! Tehre’s a castle! Tink Ai’ll swin roun taht…

By: cSmall

cSmall — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:12:29 +0000

u r nawt fat.
u r Tank Kitteh! flecksibul an floofy. an sumtyms rownd in shaype.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:56:29 +0000

is U callin meh fat? I ar a sleek beautiful jungul cat, well at least when I is not wet and soggy and in the tank with the fishes that is..

By: spykes_mom

spykes_mom — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:53:51 +0000

anukki ai’m sry yoo hadz to dants awl by yourownself. to bee onnest, ai dun spend neerlee so much tyme lookin at ICHC dooring teh weekenz n hollydayz as ai do wen ai’m at werk. sad, no? hope teh boss dun fined owt. odderwyse ai wud have dantsed wiv yoo! ai lubs to dants.

By: spykes_mom

spykes_mom — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:48:24 +0000

hokay…Rock Lolster anudder tyme. heer ai goez wiv teh walts:

wun too tree wun too tree wun too tree

*whoo hoo*

wun too tree wun too tree wun too tree

By: Anukki

Anukki — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:48:06 +0000

Fank yew.

*taiks liddle bough*

By: serra

serra — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:38:45 +0000

whoops and anukki

By: serra

serra — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:38:09 +0000

liddle *whoo hoo* for janet

By: Tribble

Tribble — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:33:23 +0000

Eye wonnered bout dat.

By: cSmall

cSmall — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:20:21 +0000

grrrr. sry – no pic.

is a floofy roundcat, an it sez “i in shaype. round is shaype”

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:19:22 +0000

Haubout one yu be Pittypat, duther Pattypit?