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wow twice in a day – i am too shocked to lolspeak
Yes… alwayz torn between…”think, think, think, say sumpthin clever” (and wait 2 long) and reaching 4 teh brass ring 2 B (ahem) “FURRST!”
Ai think serra effected an elegant compromise here.
I, for one, WELCOME our new lolspeak overlords!
lol, egsaktly… todai haz been a great ICHC dai for me… dey do sai awl gud things com in 3s. furst my babee is on teh main page and den 2 nawt seconds. i heart ICHC and eberyone here
And we heart u, serra. ai’m trying to think ov a suitable danse fur a wet kitteh, but nothings coming? Has u a favorite? Purrpahs a walts – in 3/4 time! Lots ov cownting wun – too – tree!
Purrhaps a Viennese waltz – teh Blue Danube – fur the water. Whut do u think?
Wut abowt da ‘Rock Lobster’ (wud dat be ‘Rok Lolsta’) by da B52’s?
Dat haz a berry nys liddul moov ov da seenkyng …?
*danse wiggle howld nows glub glub danse*
o ai lykes teh Rock Lolster. ken we do dat wun? huh? ken we? plz?
Yes U kan haz Rock Lolsta dans!
Oh wayt, I iz nawt kalled “Ken” heer. Nevvur mynd.
Blue Danuble is purrfekt chois – especialy cos i am vienese
my bf’s kitteh whos name is crash fell into a kanal in amsterdam and i naw call him splashies
Sry, spykes_mom and sawa – we will save the Rok Lolsta fur anodder teim (ai’ll bet bonus pik will hav lobsta – an if nawt – we’ll danse it soon..
Fer nao, joyn serra and mee and everybuddee else in teh lubblee Viennese Waltz of Joi!
Away we gooooo! Wun too tree, wun too tree, wun too tree. . .(never herd enywun say “whoohoo” while waltzing, so ai’ll just do a liddle wun *whoo hoo*) Weedchuck, u just slyde around in 3/4 tiem!
Kin ai dants along? Ai hadded mai furst tiem tu be knot last ober teh weekend an Ai dantzed awl bai myownself. Well, Jack’s hai-coo kitteh dantzed foar everywun hoo has gotted teh knot lastest, so I dantzed along. Everboddy wuz moast liekly owt wif teh turkey-indoosed koma.
liddle *whoo hoo* for janet
whoops and anukki
Fank yew.
*taiks liddle bough*
hokay…Rock Lolster anudder tyme. heer ai goez wiv teh walts:
wun too tree wun too tree wun too tree
*whoo hoo*
wun too tree wun too tree wun too tree
anukki ai’m sry yoo hadz to dants awl by yourownself. to bee onnest, ai dun spend neerlee so much tyme lookin at ICHC dooring teh weekenz n hollydayz as ai do wen ai’m at werk. sad, no? hope teh boss dun fined owt. odderwyse ai wud have dantsed wiv yoo! ai lubs to dants.
Waltz okai for mee too!! Rok Lolsatr wyll shurly cum in handee anuver dai!!
*glyde glyde slyde tern glyde glyde slyde tern glyde glyde slyde tern glyde …..*
ahhhhh u guise awl luk so nise waltzing around……….an teh muusik iz jest lubbly……wate let me getz my dansin shooz awn..
annnnnnn
*wun too tree wun too tree +twurl+ wun too tree*
Fank yew lubberly spykes_mom! I lieks tew dants as well!
wun tew free wun tew free wun,, um… tew.. um… where wuz ai? Oh, I will stawp an pose prettilie liek on “dantsing wif teh starts.”
*poses*
howe bout de tu-steb fir serra’s sekund fursty?
lol
how bout a pants dants?
We gotz overloards?
clams got legs !!!
stend, is taht a “BC” (teh kommik stripp) ref?
Fess up, Stend. ‘Cause “clams got scruples.”
well we gotz wun (a reely stoopy wun) heer in Merika hoo will prolly deklair marshall lawr so he ken oberstay hiz wellcum.
umm ai dont unnnerstan……splain ?????plzokbaithkx
*whispers to salleh* we gotz a reeley stoopy overlord heer.
n he dun kayr bowt roolz n ethikz n such. onlee hizownself n hiz rich frenz. ai fink teh powur mayd his stoopy hed bowt elebenty tymes biggur tahn it alreddy wuz. ai allso fink he wud doo whutebber he ken to nawt looze hiz powur. heerz whut wikipedia sez bowt marshall lawr (sum of it sownz lyke wee alreddy gotz it):
“Martial law is the system of rules that takes effect when the military takes control of the normal administration of justice.
“Usually martial law reduces some of the personal rights ordinarily granted to the citizen, limits the length of the trial processes, and prescribes more severe penalties than ordinary law. In many states martial law prescribes the death penalty for certain crimes, even if ordinary law does not contain that crime or punishment in its system.
“Martial law is sometimes imposed during wars or occupations in the absence of any other civil government. Examples of this form of military rule include Germany and Japan after World War II or the American South during the early stages of Reconstruction. In addition it is used by governments to enforce their rule, for example after a coup d’état (Thailand 2006), when threatened by popular protests (Tiananmen Square protests of 1989), or to crack down on the opposition (Poland 1981). Martial law can also be declared in cases of major natural disasters, however most countries use a different legal construct like “state of emergency”.
“In many countries martial law imposes particular rules, one of which is curfew. Often, under this system, the administration of justice is left to a military tribunal, called a court-martial. The suspension of the writ of habeas corpus is likely to occur…”
Sumtiems ai ged tu lolled ltu shockspeek.
But mah harbulz iz teh kleen!
dis plan
workd liek i hoped.
-fish
Pure win!
Kittehs r not sposed to swim wif the feeshes…
http://www.wannasmile.com
Maybe kitteh’s name is Luca Brazzi.
Codfarder refurrenz FTW!
Der’s a kitteh een ower tankz!
Quick, get in the treasure chest!
* Yez, eye noez dere eez no lion.
my bidet, let me show you it.
Oh noez, de oranje wunz r poizon!
ornj kitteh an ornj fisheh prolly cancel each other owt, no?
defnametly!!
Eye wonnered bout dat.
Us oranj onez gotsa styk togethr
I see a lot of “orange wunz r poizon!” comments. Where does that joke cum frum?
Dis explehnaishun pohstud in Inglesh for da lolcat-impeard.
Originally a pic showed a (non-orange) kitteh passed out next to an orange toy mousie, with the caption being something like “teh oranj ones… are… poizun”. The next time a pic showed an orange kitteh, someone commented “the oranj ones are poizun!”, and it stuck, much to the dismay or orange kittehs everywhere.
It R ebun moar ob an in-joak dahn teh LOLrun an teh bukkit!
D@rn; dhat shood reed “…the LOLru_s_ an…”
anit lukked lyk dis:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/
Tanks youz!
U wonna tell heem bout teh parannah een de castle?
Tank da invisibl man deez no r purannas
Wonner eff kitteh haz a flaverz?
ai theenks teh feesheez no can leik kittehz flaverz, feesheez sez pleh, pleh , pleaz tew git owtta mai tankk.
Sum peeple hav all da luck. Why do they no leik mai submissions?
is taht your kitteh mz jackal? i liek your submisshun
No, it iz not mai subission. None of mai submissions ever even make it to da voting page.
. Oh well……
Main donut eivver. I thinks dey disapeer.
same four me.
buttz we keepz tryin.
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/2007/11/o-i-c.html
yo momma dun told on you ???
I sends in menny, menny picktures, too. ICHC no wants. This maykes me a littel bit sad. I tride my hardest not to crie.
Awww, don crie! Dey get sumpin laik 200-500 submishes evy dey, so id mai taek awhile 2 gedto urs!
This iz part of my exercise routine that I does to keep in shape
you in shape
roundcat.jpg
grrrr. sry – no pic.
is a floofy roundcat, an it sez “i in shaype. round is shaype”
is U callin meh fat? I ar a sleek beautiful jungul cat, well at least when I is not wet and soggy and in the tank with the fishes that is..
u r nawt fat.
u r Tank Kitteh! flecksibul an floofy. an sumtyms rownd in shaype.
Teh watur alwais putz on ten pownds.
O hai. U gaiyz no eet meetz uv kitn, rite? Rite??
i’m a kitteh getz me outta here…latest bush tukker trial – FAIL
I ment to do dis!
Dis Orange kitteh safe from hungry fishies cuz eben dey nose dat de orange ones is poisonous.
Can anyone guess what type of smiley this is?
<3_<3
luks liek 2 siedwaiz hartz wif an undarlien.
I absolutely love this site and have brought others over to see, so I ought to say that I don’t find pics like this funny – whoever snapped it should’ve not let the kitten fall in, rather than waiting for that moment. I don’t want a laugh at any creature’s expense.
but kitties who do stupid things and get all wet don’t tend to do those same stupid things again (their curiosity leads them to do all NEW stupid things). this kitty hasn’t hurt anything except its dignity…
Teh kitteh lernz frum eggspeeriense.
Teh kitteh duz not lern if teh huuman interveenz.
Is Furst Anyual
Kitteh Divin Champeenship.
Not goin so wehl.
Fishing is not being sutch a relaksing hobby as I thot.
. . . these are the times of dreamy quietude, when beholding the tranquil beauty and brilliancy of the ocean’s skin, one forgets the tiger heart that pants beneath it; and would not willingly remember, that this velvet paw but conceals a remorseless fang. . .
Tonight I dine in aquarium!!!
I orders fish and a syde of dip.
*snikr*
Well, ya got the dip part, anyway!
Ai totlly MEANT tu du dat! Ai laik takin fish-fragranced bats! Mai ladest ting.
Ur taekin teh arowma therapee a liddle tew far, I fink.
Ai alzo laik duin chinups.
Ferget mah bavving suit
krazeh fisheh trick a soggeh skinneh dippeh kitteh
(btw, dids u forget ur name too? dis not be me!)
Haubout one yu be Pittypat, duther Pattypit?
Moar lieklee Wurdprez forgetted teh othah postrz naym, an uzd URz insted.
For kitteh, teh cure for bordum is curiosity.
There iz no cure for curiosity.
R.A.H FTW!
den again, kood be dorfee parker
curiosity killed the cat
satisfaction brought him back
I hads fish tank. It was filthy desgusting durty, ebben tho it had filtur and was cleand weekly. So all I can say to kitteh is get some bleach, get some puroxide, get some iodine!
Mai kittehs luvved tu drink frum fish tank, rite at de filter, whair wader is at its most flaverfull.
littel kitteh in teh wet
littel fishies treid 2 get
littel fishies nibble toahs
littel kitteh hollerz noes!
kittehz dad has laffin lots
kittehz mom wit camra spots
littel kitteh scrambelz out
cuss at peeps n fisch a lot.
littel fishies swim aroun
kitteh watch wittout a soun
kitteh git u gud somedai
so bee afray be ver afrai!
awsum pome, carrie!! i betz liddel kitteh hooller NOES.
watter bee so WET, u knows…
FAIL
nots for us, tho.
or teh feesh.
gud point
kitteh haz did sumpin dat not e-z 2 du…kitteh haz mayd feeshes laff.
STEP ryte up, laydeez an gennilmenz! STEP ryte up!
Fur wun nyte onlee, at de carnyval . . . Try de new gayme.
Awl de feeshes yoo can eet! But onlee if yoo can ketchez dem wif yor feets!
STEP ryde up . . .
Oh, it luks liek dis yung orinj gennilmen is gonna giv it a trye!
Fish1: We haz a tyger in owr tank!
Fish2: Wai u chanling ohld essoh ads?
Fish 1: We haz a tyger in owr tank!
Fish 2: Didunt yu jus sai taht?
Fish 1: Hoo R yu?
Fish 2: Ooh luk! Tehre’s a castle! Tink Ai’ll swin roun taht…
Get in the car!
o teh trajeddy, ah hoapz taht no fishuz or kittehz wur harmd in teh produkhsun of this lolcat
tihnk uv teh porosity!!!
OMG ITS ALL I CN EVAR TINK OF!
WONT SUMWUN FINK OF TEH LOLTEHOS!???
ya, nots my bestest. sry.
But Teho, shirley u knoes taht we r ALWAIZ finking of teh loltehos!
(akshullee, ai furst red it as “loltehosi,” maiking it luk a bit liek Greek sumthing – but ai’m OK nao.)
or liek “mafiosi”… scarey thot
Hoo tuk teh poool ladder? Hoo tuk teh watter? Was fuller wen I jumpded in.
*free liddle fishies ina a liddle biddy poo’
free liddle fisshies ina liddle biddy poo’ *
Oh wate !! wun of dem iz nawt fishsie !!!
*too liddle fisshies an a liddle biddy kitteh ina liddle biddy poo’..?
sry, jest dont scan rite……
nebber mine…..
Swim! Sed teh momma kitteh, Swim if yu can
An tehy swam an tehy swam rite ober teh dam!
Awl togebber nao:
A beebop shawaddywaddy bipbop WaaaaH!
Liddill drenchd Kitteh
habz verree nobull plan, but
awkwurd ekksekewshun
Fisheez nawt go~eeng
enneewayrz. Liddill Kitteh
needz 2 getz beegurr
Fisheez proatekkted
by whut Kitteh duz nawt want.
Oh, t3h ironee!
Jack.
CIA Kitteh sez
“I changez mi mind
about waturbordin”
if onlys.
Dis not how kitteh likez take baff.
o.p. one not work out rite tiz time…… but must get revenge on eveal fish…..tiz iz bit mee taile wagger
wher mee taile wagger now…..hu!!
=(
NOT AZ PLANND
Btter caption:
In soviet aqua
fish rulez kitteh
This pic was in my science textbook last year!