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Daily Bonuf Lol*

uh yup, and so if fluffy, reporting live from downtown Philly.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: who
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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why, yes u are, bunnee. whut you go to say nao?
Most happy nawt sekkund dans for Sribey….bunny hop, anyone?
thanks, Missy. I onct had a cat named Missy … she was a grate cat!!
hawp hawp hawp!!!
OK !!!! bu8nnie hopz
du du du de dudu
du de du de du
du du du de dudu
hop hop hop
* wishes ai cood memerz teh werds*
I gits rite behiine salleh fur teh bunneh hop
fur mah homey scribe!
*rite, rite, leff, leff*
*4ward. bak, won tew free*
well Romeow, it lukz lik we de onli 2 dansin dis……we bedder putz loawts o’ “hop” init..
*rite,rite,leff,leff*
*4ward,bak, won ,tew free*
annnnnnn repeet…….
hey wher iz eberywun?????
a bunni hop needz teh LINEZ of peeplez to do it rite!!!!!!
getz awn up heerz an danses !!!
hawp… hawp,… stumble… ouch
hawp… hawp… gigle… hawp
I’m heer – hangin awn to serra. Ai luvs the bunnee hawp – so fun.
rite, rite, leff, leff*
*4ward. bak, won tew free*
Teh lion’s getting longer. R we in a hi-skool gym? We has to hawp awl around it!
(Hoo rememberz using bunnie bags fur ur white bucks?) (Hoo even knows whut ai’m talking about!!??
bunny sez: “secret to happiness found !!! EXPECT NOTHING !!!”
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/09/science/09find.html?ex=1325998800&en=2bf6a633f2e9eee8&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss
omg
dat is roooly rooly interestemering!!!
I muss be doin it rong. Teh low expectorations iz nawt maykin me all happie.
Se-mour, come here! we’s on da telebision!
Sry, mes just adjustin teh buni eers
i haz bunnie earz…did a danz maratth..mera..long danz, for chartee, sponser wuz playboy. Put the earz on a skull candle & he iz yer bunnee Yorick!!
an hoaw doo mah eers luk ??
doo i need anee hare spray ??
Plz to start feedin mai chocolate…
I haz egg quota to make
BAWK BAWK BAWK!!!
Kadburee eggs. Bunneh iz hydin dem.
cadburry eggz for crissmass! I has them! and tehy ar guuuuuuuuuuuuud
tankyew xmas bunneh bawk bawk!
‘Course we’z live….we’z energized!
lol
In quest foar cheezeburgers, we keeps going an going an going!
R also big balloon in Mazee’s Tanksgiving Day Purrade!
dat is wun fyne lookin bunni. he musta lissend wen dey saeyd he shuld b n pikters.
Thar haz been an attackz on easter bunnah, we are goin live on da scene now…
Sumwun eggd hiz howse
And now to sports
And now to sports!
Thx. Hey sports bunfans! Our top storee… teh meckanickle bunneh at teh grayhound dog racing track today winned his elebenty-fifteenth race, coming in way ahead of all teh stoppy doggs chasing it. Of coarse, racetrack offishuls — obviously being bribed by teh canine fackshun — once again awarded teh win to the first dogg in line.
And now over to Flopsy wif teh whether repoart.
flopseh heer. b berry dark today.
oh. sry. mah eers wuz in way.
*hed back, eers falls back*
luks brite.
*digs wif fut*
an dri.
cannot say whuts wevver like tomorrow, cause nawt heer yet. i has betterer ideer den…
back to u, mopseh, for ennertaynmints.
en entertaynmints –
britney steerz showed her hoo-hoo today. yet again. she gibs “fecks like a rabbit” a below de belt meaning.
danzing wif da stars held a grand partee tonight to show off der lucky feets of da winnerz. and fankfully dey didnt get dose feetz from us.
and lastly – OMG – it’s daniel craig…. i gotz to go
~hop hop hop~
fawlz awn sidez laffin………..tee hee tee hee u guise r toooooo funnee
incrediblullee inspireded tag team coverrij !!!
iz votez foar dis team for bess noos coverage on dee innernets !!!
LOL!!
u peepul iz teh awsum. :rofl:
[snifynoez]
[happitear]
[achysiedz]
Hay, LBeeeze
Speeking of noos coverages, didja see teh link that Princess Mu posted in “The day, I saves it”? Someone vry talented maded a lolcartoon of “The Trhiling Rescew”! It is kinda Cliffs Notes right now, but maybe soon all teh peepls and all teh eventz will be inclooded. It’s whare mah new avatar comed from! Go look! Right now! Why are u still here? Go!
ok, lolcatb….i goes RITE NOAW !!!!
awullz up foar moar funz !!!
thx!!
i went an saw dee toon
dat is so kewl….PMu’s frens child is berry talented. I luved de wurdsez too.
fank agin foar telling meh !!
U guise r teh BESTEST EVAH!
I laffin so hard teh kittehz r lukin at meh funneh.
I gibs U tew outta tew eers up!
Wow! Da comment I made wuz a success!! YAYZ! I now do da viktory dancez.
AHEM>>>>Do da dance woot!
Peter Cottontail reporting live from Farmer MacGregors garden. Peter Rabbit has sucessfully stolen some of his cabbage. In other news, Squirell Nutkin has lost a portion of his tail. Film at eleben!
And teh Mrs. Tiddlee-Winkly tawks about illegal labors steeling laundry bizness?
I am a dissaproving rabbitt,
and I do not approve of this broadcast!
HARUMPH!
HARUMPH! Indeed!
LOLing@harumph
he has cutis fayce ev’a
SOURCE can be finded link’d hear for dis pikshure. Veru cute rabbite
http://www.happylolday.blogspot.com/2007/07/his-name-is-frank-why-are-you-wearing.html
hab you email ichc wit teh source yet?
Yes we r live, and de resepshun is GRATE!
FRIGGIN TROLL!!!
*SHAKIN FIST*
I noe it shuddnt bover me, but it do.
These are the same kind of people that knock over sandcastles…
I feel sorry for them.
an dey gottz flat feetz besides !!!
LOL !!!
ai noes ai was just finkin to miselv……..”troll???”
SHOO !! GO AWAI TROLL !!!!!
I like beans
uuhhmmm wat????
beans has a flavah
duz u liek George Wendt?
I wud see George Wendt eating beenz in a moovie…
Animaniacs FTW!
WHAT DUZ FTW MEAN???!!!!11one??!
“it appearz taht a seerial attaquer is at werk, as yet anuder choklit bunneh wuz found wtih bowf earz compleetly bitten awf!! Frends & famlee r tawking 2 poleese rite nao. Teh familie wuz jus gettng ovur last yeers trajedy when uncle Hop wus fownd meltd in teh trunc of a hot kar. Bak 2 u Chet.”
P.S. The “melted chocolate bunny” story is based on a true story. I left a chocolate bunny in my trunk and the warm spring sun heated up the car, and when I got home and took out the shopping bag…let’s just say I was like “oh nooo, omg…no…” and I’m an adult male!!!
Tu da badger song: badgerbadgerbadger.com
bunnie, bunnie, bunnie, bunnie
bunnie, bunnie, bunnie, bunnie
chocolate, chocolate
bunnie, bunnie, bunnie, bunnie
bunnie, bunnie, bunnie, bunnie
HEAT, da heat, ooh itz da heat
Me thinks that Tribbles should be the ones who get a “badger, badger song” really–they multiply themselves so you don’t have to keep drawing them over and over and over like you do for the badgers!
Oh, and another good one for Tribbles would be the “llama song”.
tribble. tribble, tribble, tribble
tribble, tribble, tribble, tribble
transporter room, transporter room
tribble, tribble, tribble, tribble
tribble, tribble, tribble, tribble
KLINGON, a Klingon, Ooh its a Klingon
Here’s a Tribble
There’s a Tribble
And another little Tribble
Fuzzy Tribble
Funny Tribble
Tribble, Tribble
Spock
LOL
And now for da first verse! aHEM….
And now, the weather on KBUN TV, sponsored by Hare Club for Buns — the only solution to a receding hare line!
An unseasonable heat wave has hit the Philadelphia area…boy, I bet there’s some hot cross buns out there, right, Joe? Joe?? Hello?? Is this thing on?
Dusty – tanks so much for de lafz…punny comments appropriate in droves. Day much hardz for meh and yew makes me smilz so big – really, tanks!
Fank U! I haz a “meh” day at work yesterday too…finking up the punnies maek me feel better
Is this thing on? Hello?
…Are– are we on?
urgent whisper: Herb, yo Herb! Move your butt t’ odda way man…we going live in 4 3 2 1….
rabbit eerz. he he. good rexeptshun.
Kyoot bunni cheex, I has ‘em!
Awwwwwwww……….hippity hawp <3
aktshalleh, dat wun schmooable fayce.
s-c-h-m-o-o
bunnehs so sweet, butt sumtimes dey skraches. an lemme tells u, doze sum sooper-dooper skraches. holeh krimineh…
an teho, u r da beeg gun. da beegest gun ebber!!
[ego^^^]
te ho ho ho iz a gun lubber ?!??!
run bunnehz, runz an keeps jur hedz down
i bett elmar fudz a better shot dan teho !!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL : )
intristeeng gessiz. nots per-tik-yoo-ler-lee on targit, buts intristeeng.
ohes noes, bunnehs
runz foar jur lifez !!!
Teho’s a crack shot !!!!
iz tru… but mabeys not in teh wai u tink… http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_(video_game)
hmm, dat link wont clik riet… o wels. heer is simpulfyd vershin of gaem. ww.newgrounds.com/portal/view/404612
damits! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/404612 grrrrr…
“It appearz dat Mr Cottontail’s entire baskit ov holideh Easteh Ehggs whaz hidden by an adorahbul und spunky 8 yr-old childz. We’z here at teh scene where dis alleg..ahledg… shupposedly happendz. Behindz me, youz can see de invesitgatahz r combin’ the scene, lookin’ fur any evadence dey can findz. Moor infoz at 10!”
..and so begins a holideh traditionz!
oh noes! thar are two nasty evil bunnehs wif big sharp poyntee teefs!
run away!
cood dat b A …………..Monty Python ref?????? yesssssss, ai fink so…
anodder FTW…..
lawtz ob dose awn this pitture
dun wry, arown eester tiem, dis plaes b crawlen wiv holey hen grenaydz!
TIM: Too late!
[chord]
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit. That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide, it’s a killer!
KNIGHT: Get stuffed!
TIM: It’ll do you a trick, mate!
KNIGHT: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy Scot git!
TIM: I’m warning you!
ROBIN: What’s he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He’s got huge, sharp– he can leap about– look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Boris. Chop his head off!
BORIS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORIS: Aaaugh!
Are we Live? I gotz mah bunneh atenas up, well, yez, Iz got a liddle cheenk awt uv won uv mah atenas – mah right won akshuly…du i looze mah job nawl?
Needs halp!!! Kronkite, Breenklie, Genings~ are u thar 2 halp me?
Umm, Noes thnx you. We not intristid in skwerl scout cookies. But mah fren Rudy ober dere lykes teh cadbury eggz if you has enee.
actually i keep finking of colin mochrie on whose line when he stand in front of the green screen and reports.
and i am not phunnie enough to think of what he’d say and put it here but i am still gigglin.
i am not sure why but this picture makes me laugh and there isnt anything there!
OOOOHHH Who’s Line is it Anyway? ” ref FTW !!!!!!
we needz teho or stend or pickle to come and makes a phunnie.
de moment i saw dis piksure i thot of whose line. i scanned de commints real quick to see if anyone did that.
i still cant fink of enyfing.
Wayne Brady wuz on TV toniet… owr 15-yr-owld wuz wachin “Hao I Mets Yo Mutha” an WB wuz… um… “pre-gay” i gess u cud sai. wuz totlee liek a Wooz Lien bit, onlys wif betar propz, and, wel, not as funey, rilly.
Stend? Pickle? litul help heer?
Kenneth haz t3h ryte
freekwennsee sinss Bunneh moovs
himz lawng eerz arownd
Brett Bunneh loozez
hims trenchcoat wyle reepoarteeng
frum Bakkyardistan
Brett wundurrz ifz himz
ekkspenss akkownt will cuvver
dis moast reesent lawss
Jack.
Whut’s teh freakqwency Kenneth? Dan Rather ref FTW!!1!
i lubbz it !!!
won can onlee imajun where Bakkyardistan iz on de
globes an de stylish globtrotters dat hop back an
forthz twixt somewhere an dere !!!
jack breengs it awll de wai homez !!
There be reportz of attax by girl-real-uh forcez on Watership Down. We R trying to get laiv feed from dere nao.
I lub dat book!
I habbnt frot bout dat in yeers – Fanks!
Romeow! Go looks under “Teh Day I Savs It” — Princess Mu posted a superduper lolcartoon teh child of a fren of hers maded about “Teh Trhilling Rescew” and u is in it! Go look now! no waiting!
I haz got de animated DVD from a bitorrent site. BERRY Gud!
when i sai ‘AHR WE LIVE?’ i wunt u to say ‘YEA!’
AHR WE LIVE?
…so I put left footz in?
hokypoky ref… but, wut?
mebbe that’s what iz all about!
OMG WUT IF IT IZZZZ???
No. if anywun orders Merlot, Im leefing. I am NOT drinking any fukking Merlot!
Siedwaiz ref… but, wut?
oh tell me he duzzint look like paul giamatti on teh phone hopped on pillz an skreemin abowt merlot while hiz buddy in teh bakkgrown iz shushing him an being mortifieded.
ok mebbe itz jussme.
well i gets teh part abowt “hopped” enywai…
well chardonnay moi.
but i be just riesling with u. hay, life is a cabernet ole chum.
*much groanzin*
barel o laffs, iz teh Pitypat. graep minds drink aliek.
teh mole peoplez
i hears them
…and iz ron burbunny. stay classee, san diaygo.
ooooooh! Yu waskawee wabbit!
Scuze mee. Wii bee lukin fur sum kittehz. Wii needz tu start makin de Catburry eggz fur Eazer. Wii knowz dis de tyme fur Santa Clawz, butz wii haz meni eggz tu make.
Dai elebenty twelf in teh Beeg Brodder Haos an Thumper is tryin to tunnel hims wai owt…
Oh boi! Heer comz moar nights to cave!! We eetz tonight!
I tink I gettin Tiera Del Fuego
Oh Oh, Iwron Mike Tyzon, Let us hide
Teh luk on bunnyz face haz me laffing nonstop.
“I can haz carrotbrgr?”
Shoon’t dat be VeggieBurger?
Iz not live. Iz Memorecks.
I wwwwwed.
I got a real belly laugh out of this. The bun’s expression is just priceless!
Thank you Burgers!
ROFL, I can hear the serious newscaster voice when I look at that adorable rabbit. This site cracks me up every day, thank you!
I laugh every single time i look at this, and I’ve looked at it 50 times today.
Weh r go. Dont fuget teh report on teh monorail kat!
How come none of you can’t spell? Is this a different language or something?
that is so lol but you should put it on the your screensaver