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		<title>By: witechatty</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-366306</link>
		<dc:creator>witechatty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i love this cat!!</description>
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		<title>By: bob</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-267130</link>
		<dc:creator>bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:49:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>speeding kitty. i luv it!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>speeding kitty. i luv it!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Alexander W. Janssen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alexander W. Janssen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG... That really looks like my cat Gonzo. See: http://www.flickr.com/photos/itnomad/11341981/

Must be a close relative or a doppelgänger :-)

Alex.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG&#8230; That really looks like my cat Gonzo. See: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/itnomad/11341981/" rel="nofollow">http://www.flickr.com/photos/itnomad/11341981/</a></p>
<p>Must be a close relative or a doppelgänger <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Alex.</p>
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		<title>By: onceajinx</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-167136</link>
		<dc:creator>onceajinx</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:37:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yikes!  OMG, dat iz soo skeeree weerd!  Iz dis liberree in Indiana R where eber dat hawntid liberree iz wif da live cam?  LOL!

Liberreeyins put up wif sooo much!  We lurves yoo!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yikes!  OMG, dat iz soo skeeree weerd!  Iz dis liberree in Indiana R where eber dat hawntid liberree iz wif da live cam?  LOL!</p>
<p>Liberreeyins put up wif sooo much!  We lurves yoo!!!</p>
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		<title>By: scarletkitty</title>
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		<dc:creator>scarletkitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG my avatar suddenly came bak!!  Yay!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG my avatar suddenly came bak!!  Yay!</p>
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		<title>By: scarletkitty</title>
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		<dc:creator>scarletkitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I iz bak heer agin tonite becuze I luvs to luk at dis kitteh.  She is soooooo kyoot and shmoo.  Luves her liddle toes, too.

Peeps askin bowt my scarletkitty name.  Iz lawng storee dat goes bak menny yeers to my childhood.  I readed Gone With the Wind wen I was only leben yeers old.  I felled in love.  I majored in historee.  Scarlet was first feminist in American literature.  She was my heroine, curtains and awl.  Menny peeps no I iz Scarlet.  Mr. SK sez she is my alter ego and comes owt when I iz feelin mischievous.  (;

Library as skeery playce:
yep!  But onlee worked there for 29 years.  Den I got to retire.  Dah citee offered erly retirements and most of us ran for dee exits.  I got to retire and get a pension and everything at 54.  How cool is that?
Oh, and dah man dat tried to killt me was fownd dead in his partment.  in July.  had been dead for dais.  yuk!!!!
It wuz a mysteree.  My guess is drugs.  duh.  Den wun day dis ladee comes in and sez she wants to return dah libary books frum her brother&#039;s partment cuz he wuz fownd der ded as doornail.  Guess who it was.  And I maintained!!!!  After she left, the staff applauded me for keeping my cool and being gracious.  well, of course I was gracious, after awl, I iz Scarlet!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I iz bak heer agin tonite becuze I luvs to luk at dis kitteh.  She is soooooo kyoot and shmoo.  Luves her liddle toes, too.</p>
<p>Peeps askin bowt my scarletkitty name.  Iz lawng storee dat goes bak menny yeers to my childhood.  I readed Gone With the Wind wen I was only leben yeers old.  I felled in love.  I majored in historee.  Scarlet was first feminist in American literature.  She was my heroine, curtains and awl.  Menny peeps no I iz Scarlet.  Mr. SK sez she is my alter ego and comes owt when I iz feelin mischievous.  (;</p>
<p>Library as skeery playce:<br />
yep!  But onlee worked there for 29 years.  Den I got to retire.  Dah citee offered erly retirements and most of us ran for dee exits.  I got to retire and get a pension and everything at 54.  How cool is that?<br />
Oh, and dah man dat tried to killt me was fownd dead in his partment.  in July.  had been dead for dais.  yuk!!!!<br />
It wuz a mysteree.  My guess is drugs.  duh.  Den wun day dis ladee comes in and sez she wants to return dah libary books frum her brother&#8217;s partment cuz he wuz fownd der ded as doornail.  Guess who it was.  And I maintained!!!!  After she left, the staff applauded me for keeping my cool and being gracious.  well, of course I was gracious, after awl, I iz Scarlet!</p>
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		<title>By: Heather</title>
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		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes. Nawt to forgit dah tortees. My Cissa and Madjyck are byootyfull.</description>
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		<title>By: Heather</title>
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		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HOly catnip! Meh Spanky has twin!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HOly catnip! Meh Spanky has twin!</p>
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		<title>By: patticlan</title>
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		<dc:creator>patticlan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>escalator kept going  bump bump bump on mai ribs til someones hit the mergency button and turned it off.  That man did not offer help.  Two very nice older ladies helped me get to the top.  A policeman was waiting for me up there and asked RUOK......what else is there to say</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>escalator kept going  bump bump bump on mai ribs til someones hit the mergency button and turned it off.  That man did not offer help.  Two very nice older ladies helped me get to the top.  A policeman was waiting for me up there and asked RUOK&#8230;&#8230;what else is there to say</p>
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		<title>By: serra</title>
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		<dc:creator>serra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sooon... i make compillashun.... if tahts ok with jack???
it will take a while tho</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sooon&#8230; i make compillashun&#8230;. if tahts ok with jack???<br />
it will take a while tho</p>
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		<title>By: serra</title>
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		<dc:creator>serra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>aww tanx... 
history of little miss cat pants: my roommate adopted her den forgot about her (!!), so i took care of her and since she was teknically his, i wasn’t alloud to name her, so called her Cat… butt she became mine and gru into her pants, so to lolspeak [and meny of teh other silly names i call her]
she is about 6... i neber saw her as a likkel bebeh butt i wish i had... she talks a lot and lubs french cheese [st. felicien]. she&#039;s very smart and ken open teh dors and use her paws for uder tings too [liek trying to intercept the french cheese between my plate and mouth] ... 
she&#039;s my bebeh and i lubs her
i kud go on, but i needs to work...

tanx eberyone and ichc! u made my day!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>aww tanx&#8230;<br />
history of little miss cat pants: my roommate adopted her den forgot about her (!!), so i took care of her and since she was teknically his, i wasn’t alloud to name her, so called her Cat… butt she became mine and gru into her pants, so to lolspeak [and meny of teh other silly names i call her]<br />
she is about 6&#8230; i neber saw her as a likkel bebeh butt i wish i had&#8230; she talks a lot and lubs french cheese [st. felicien]. she&#8217;s very smart and ken open teh dors and use her paws for uder tings too [liek trying to intercept the french cheese between my plate and mouth] &#8230;<br />
she&#8217;s my bebeh and i lubs her<br />
i kud go on, but i needs to work&#8230;</p>
<p>tanx eberyone and ichc! u made my day!</p>
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		<title>By: serra</title>
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		<dc:creator>serra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funnily nuff, i bairly eber fall... onlee when i is doin sumthing stoopy... liek i tore my ligamints in my foot trying to do a kool spinnin rowndhowse kick thing [jes, taht i saw in teh mofies] too bad sumone waz holdin my uder foot... Serra FAILed
oh an der is always clumsiness wif coffee - i kan cary a full beer wit teh best of dem, but a full cofee.. .hahaha neber
:)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funnily nuff, i bairly eber fall&#8230; onlee when i is doin sumthing stoopy&#8230; liek i tore my ligamints in my foot trying to do a kool spinnin rowndhowse kick thing [jes, taht i saw in teh mofies] too bad sumone waz holdin my uder foot&#8230; Serra FAILed<br />
oh an der is always clumsiness wif coffee &#8211; i kan cary a full beer wit teh best of dem, but a full cofee.. .hahaha neber<br />
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		<title>By: serra</title>
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		<dc:creator>serra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dats is a bery sweet poem
Yay to teh floofy purry catimals</description>
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Yay to teh floofy purry catimals</p>
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		<title>By: kitkay</title>
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		<dc:creator>kitkay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh for the life of a cat!
not to have to 
worry &#039;bout cars
and canes and underwares!

Safe in my floof,
equiped with pointy endz,
and a back
like a slinky.

with the undying lurv
of my hyoomans
who pet an pamper
me!

Oh for the life of
the peepz!
To have sweet little
purry furryies

to come home to--
after a hard day
scurrying around
cars, canes, clothes and tiles!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh for the life of a cat!<br />
not to have to<br />
worry &#8217;bout cars<br />
and canes and underwares!</p>
<p>Safe in my floof,<br />
equiped with pointy endz,<br />
and a back<br />
like a slinky.</p>
<p>with the undying lurv<br />
of my hyoomans<br />
who pet an pamper<br />
me!</p>
<p>Oh for the life of<br />
the peepz!<br />
To have sweet little<br />
purry furryies</p>
<p>to come home to&#8211;<br />
after a hard day<br />
scurrying around<br />
cars, canes, clothes and tiles!</p>
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		<title>By: kitkay</title>
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		<dc:creator>kitkay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yah--iznt dat funey how whin (rite after rlly) you hert Urself,  sumone sez, &quot;BE CAREFUL!&quot;  An yer awl, &quot;G tnx, I&#039;wil b rlly careful NOW, so dat I wont hert myselv bak DEN.&quot; 

Tehn tehres teh other vursion, you falls doun an sum peepz ax U, &quot;R U OK?&quot;  while yu bee layin der onna grown.  Seems dat they ax dis obber und ovver untill U finelly say , &quot;Yes&quot;, thin thay kin wolk away.  Eggaktly that happend too mee jus aftre I felld on meye anklol.  Sum dOOd in the pahrking gahraj kame over an he sez, &quot;Are U Ok?&quot;  *K. is wincing and groaning*  &quot;are Yu ok, miss?&quot;  *K. is rollin on the floor, not laffing*  &quot;Hey, miss are U O.K.?&quot; *k. is mowning weekly, &#039;no&#039;* .  dOOd tinks dat iffn hee sez &#039;RUOK?&quot; offen enuf, I will jus hafta relent und admit, &quot;Yes, I&#039;m kwite OK, thank-U verry mush.&quot;

Butt this garaj iza beeg plaze, an soon (sooner bettah dan lahta!) 2 wms cumes buy an dey cauls 4 HEP.  

AND 2NDLY fore yu

it iz skarry an broos-y 2 fall on tile floors!  An ooouch on teh escalator!!! taht maykes my hed hurt tinking abut it.  Falling on stares iz won of my biggest feers.  Donn even wanna fink about MOVING stares.  Somebuddy oughta invent nice soft stares and floors--it&#039;d mayke life mush  eezeer!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yah&#8211;iznt dat funey how whin (rite after rlly) you hert Urself,  sumone sez, &#8220;BE CAREFUL!&#8221;  An yer awl, &#8220;G tnx, I&#8217;wil b rlly careful NOW, so dat I wont hert myselv bak DEN.&#8221; </p>
<p>Tehn tehres teh other vursion, you falls doun an sum peepz ax U, &#8220;R U OK?&#8221;  while yu bee layin der onna grown.  Seems dat they ax dis obber und ovver untill U finelly say , &#8220;Yes&#8221;, thin thay kin wolk away.  Eggaktly that happend too mee jus aftre I felld on meye anklol.  Sum dOOd in the pahrking gahraj kame over an he sez, &#8220;Are U Ok?&#8221;  *K. is wincing and groaning*  &#8220;are Yu ok, miss?&#8221;  *K. is rollin on the floor, not laffing*  &#8220;Hey, miss are U O.K.?&#8221; *k. is mowning weekly, &#8216;no&#8217;* .  dOOd tinks dat iffn hee sez &#8216;RUOK?&#8221; offen enuf, I will jus hafta relent und admit, &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;m kwite OK, thank-U verry mush.&#8221;</p>
<p>Butt this garaj iza beeg plaze, an soon (sooner bettah dan lahta!) 2 wms cumes buy an dey cauls 4 HEP.  </p>
<p>AND 2NDLY fore yu</p>
<p>it iz skarry an broos-y 2 fall on tile floors!  An ooouch on teh escalator!!! taht maykes my hed hurt tinking abut it.  Falling on stares iz won of my biggest feers.  Donn even wanna fink about MOVING stares.  Somebuddy oughta invent nice soft stares and floors&#8211;it&#8217;d mayke life mush  eezeer!</p>
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		<title>By: kitkay</title>
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		<dc:creator>kitkay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nauw dat&#039;s rlly hilly!

(Hilly-air-eous!)

Lyfe iz soe complexcated fur us wemin!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nauw dat&#8217;s rlly hilly!</p>
<p>(Hilly-air-eous!)</p>
<p>Lyfe iz soe complexcated fur us wemin!</p>
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		<title>By: kitkay</title>
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		<dc:creator>kitkay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jes, fanks, I ams awl bedder.  And kitteh berry kute, and ii im glad shees comfy!  Ownly wen ii sea teh posey ition shees in, it louks berry family-your, and en a ouchy wai!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jes, fanks, I ams awl bedder.  And kitteh berry kute, and ii im glad shees comfy!  Ownly wen ii sea teh posey ition shees in, it louks berry family-your, and en a ouchy wai!</p>
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		<title>By: salleh</title>
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		<dc:creator>salleh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hoo me???? r ai clumsi????

um, wen ai waz 12, fawled down an borkeded  mi arm,   an den a yeer later, roded mi bran new bike into a car goin dwon teh street.....(a yeer affer THAT i waz watterin teh lawn at teh new house we mobed into ina nodder city, an dis guy walkeded up to me an sed, &quot;dont u member me? ai waz teh guy hoo waz dribin teh car u ranneded into???&quot;  we had mobed next door to him.....

den ai fawled off a horse wen I waz 18, an ai waz awl proud ob miselv fer nawt puttin mi armz owt an dey nawt brokeded, butt wen ai stooded up, ai hallucinatted wiff teh pane,  ai hgad craked mi pelvic bone in free plaices.....

ai stilll fawls down a lot, hab finalli lerneded to relapse, an naow ai dont getz hurted so offen..

me ??? clummsy?   ah......... yep</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hoo me???? r ai clumsi????</p>
<p>um, wen ai waz 12, fawled down an borkeded  mi arm,   an den a yeer later, roded mi bran new bike into a car goin dwon teh street&#8230;..(a yeer affer THAT i waz watterin teh lawn at teh new house we mobed into ina nodder city, an dis guy walkeded up to me an sed, &#8220;dont u member me? ai waz teh guy hoo waz dribin teh car u ranneded into???&#8221;  we had mobed next door to him&#8230;..</p>
<p>den ai fawled off a horse wen I waz 18, an ai waz awl proud ob miselv fer nawt puttin mi armz owt an dey nawt brokeded, butt wen ai stooded up, ai hallucinatted wiff teh pane,  ai hgad craked mi pelvic bone in free plaices&#8230;..</p>
<p>ai stilll fawls down a lot, hab finalli lerneded to relapse, an naow ai dont getz hurted so offen..</p>
<p>me ??? clummsy?   ah&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; yep</p>
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		<title>By: salleh</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165778</link>
		<dc:creator>salleh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OH mi goodnesses,  how remisses ob usses,,,,,  she iz a beuuutiful behbeh kitteh,  ai usesded to hab wun hoo luked a lawt lik her, so ai am a mite biassed, but no, she beeuutifulll.....

makeses me missess mi Ollie.......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OH mi goodnesses,  how remisses ob usses,,,,,  she iz a beuuutiful behbeh kitteh,  ai usesded to hab wun hoo luked a lawt lik her, so ai am a mite biassed, but no, she beeuutifulll&#8230;..</p>
<p>makeses me missess mi Ollie&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: salleh</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165776</link>
		<dc:creator>salleh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/#comment-165776</guid>
		<description>O Hai ebberywun,  ai hab jest notised sumfing.....about lolfrenz

1)  dey awl lovez teh kittehz...( duh) 

2) dey awl hab teh grate sense ob hoomor (also duh)

3) day awl clumsy az h***   (dis iz noo informashun)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>O Hai ebberywun,  ai hab jest notised sumfing&#8230;..about lolfrenz</p>
<p>1)  dey awl lovez teh kittehz&#8230;( duh) </p>
<p>2) dey awl hab teh grate sense ob hoomor (also duh)</p>
<p>3) day awl clumsy az h***   (dis iz noo informashun)</p>
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		<title>By: salleh</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165775</link>
		<dc:creator>salleh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/#comment-165775</guid>
		<description>AAACCKKKKKK.   u tellz it funne, butt iz nawt funne  iz nitemare......u OK ????
wat u meen dey sai no come fer 30 dais??????

dat&#039;z crazee.....banned for teh life !!!!   wher dis libbary?????

ai rite dem an tell tehm tehy big stoopiies ....

Harumph !</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AAACCKKKKKK.   u tellz it funne, butt iz nawt funne  iz nitemare&#8230;&#8230;u OK ????<br />
wat u meen dey sai no come fer 30 dais??????</p>
<p>dat&#8217;z crazee&#8230;..banned for teh life !!!!   wher dis libbary?????</p>
<p>ai rite dem an tell tehm tehy big stoopiies &#8230;.</p>
<p>Harumph !</p>
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		<title>By: salleh</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165771</link>
		<dc:creator>salleh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/#comment-165771</guid>
		<description>whi iz it taht hoominz wiff harez awn toeses iz repul..wreep....repol....nassy....an harez awn kitteh feetz iz so cyute????</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whi iz it taht hoominz wiff harez awn toeses iz repul..wreep&#8230;.repol&#8230;.nassy&#8230;.an harez awn kitteh feetz iz so cyute????</p>
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		<title>By: salleh</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165770</link>
		<dc:creator>salleh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh noes, ai nawt risin to dis bate........</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh noes, ai nawt risin to dis bate&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: merlyn6</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165674</link>
		<dc:creator>merlyn6</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hiss-terical. Tanksalot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hiss-terical. Tanksalot.</p>
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		<title>By: merlyn6</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165668</link>
		<dc:creator>merlyn6</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hiss-terical...tanksalot</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hiss-terical&#8230;tanksalot</p>
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		<title>By: ittehbittehkitteh</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165455</link>
		<dc:creator>ittehbittehkitteh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>o, i likes BOFE his names!!!  give ur ittehbittehkitteh - da batteh wun - a schmoo 4 meh!!
an dont forgit a schmoo for catpants.  i likes her name 2.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>o, i likes BOFE his names!!!  give ur ittehbittehkitteh &#8211; da batteh wun &#8211; a schmoo 4 meh!!<br />
an dont forgit a schmoo for catpants.  i likes her name 2.</p>
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		<title>By: Romeow</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165319</link>
		<dc:creator>Romeow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, yes, Cat Pants iz BEEYOOTIFUL!!!

Der r lotz ov Peeps takin bout how floofy ur tuxie bebeh iz.

Tellz us moar bout her.  Ware did U git her, how old iz she, duz she do enny funneh stuff...watz she liek?

Congratshulashuns!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, yes, Cat Pants iz BEEYOOTIFUL!!!</p>
<p>Der r lotz ov Peeps takin bout how floofy ur tuxie bebeh iz.</p>
<p>Tellz us moar bout her.  Ware did U git her, how old iz she, duz she do enny funneh stuff&#8230;watz she liek?</p>
<p>Congratshulashuns!</p>
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		<title>By: serra</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165228</link>
		<dc:creator>serra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>tanx itteh [and everyone else]
:)
my other cat, i called it ittybittykitty when i furst got him... now he&#039;s called bats cos he&#039;s batty and black</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>tanx itteh [and everyone else]<br />
 <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
my other cat, i called it ittybittykitty when i furst got him&#8230; now he&#8217;s called bats cos he&#8217;s batty and black</p>
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		<title>By: misteh</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165217</link>
		<dc:creator>misteh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yesh - bee U tifulls performance art kitteh
must have studied yogas to prepare</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yesh &#8211; bee U tifulls performance art kitteh<br />
must have studied yogas to prepare</p>
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		<title>By: ittehbittehkitteh</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165136</link>
		<dc:creator>ittehbittehkitteh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sweetie, dat r wun awsum byooteifull kitteh.  berry berry swankeh.  like mah scaramouche.  longhared tuxie.  an dis her sexxeh pose, 2.

dont bee shy oar embarasse!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sweetie, dat r wun awsum byooteifull kitteh.  berry berry swankeh.  like mah scaramouche.  longhared tuxie.  an dis her sexxeh pose, 2.</p>
<p>dont bee shy oar embarasse!</p>
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		<title>By: serra</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165040</link>
		<dc:creator>serra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i wuz really hoping somebody wud say how beyootiful my kitteh is... but no...

*runs awai embaresst for hoping*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i wuz really hoping somebody wud say how beyootiful my kitteh is&#8230; but no&#8230;</p>
<p>*runs awai embaresst for hoping*</p>
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		<title>By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-165025</link>
		<dc:creator>JanetCanHas4Kittehs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/#comment-165025</guid>
		<description>An ai&#039;m heer too!  A liddle layte to bee shur 0- butt never TOO late!

Danscing with Kathleen and trtskh - this is reelee gud carpet!  no holes so far!

Danse, twirl, hop, leap, strech, spilts . . .nice carpet.  Ai stays heer a wile.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An ai&#8217;m heer too!  A liddle layte to bee shur 0- butt never TOO late!</p>
<p>Danscing with Kathleen and trtskh &#8211; this is reelee gud carpet!  no holes so far!</p>
<p>Danse, twirl, hop, leap, strech, spilts . . .nice carpet.  Ai stays heer a wile.</p>
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		<title>By: handikat</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164946</link>
		<dc:creator>handikat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mai fren wunst gib herself a blak eye bi puttin on her bra!  Her hand slip off de strap an POW!
Big black bruise - she had wun!
Berry sore - but we hadda laff  *blush*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mai fren wunst gib herself a blak eye bi puttin on her bra!  Her hand slip off de strap an POW!<br />
Big black bruise &#8211; she had wun!<br />
Berry sore &#8211; but we hadda laff  *blush*</p>
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		<title>By: sawa</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164894</link>
		<dc:creator>sawa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&#039;He got banned anover 30 dais for coming bak too soon after first time banned.
I theenk if he had killed me they might have banned him foar mebbe a year. (;&#039;

I shud def-nametly howp sew!!

I tink dey shud tayk uway himz lybry carrd tow!!

An ... on da acksydnt prwn frunt ... ai wuns discolaytd mai big toow.  Showyng sumwun how ai discolaytd mai toow ...

*hyds fayc in embarusmnt*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;He got banned anover 30 dais for coming bak too soon after first time banned.<br />
I theenk if he had killed me they might have banned him foar mebbe a year. (;&#8217;</p>
<p>I shud def-nametly howp sew!!</p>
<p>I tink dey shud tayk uway himz lybry carrd tow!!</p>
<p>An &#8230; on da acksydnt prwn frunt &#8230; ai wuns discolaytd mai big toow.  Showyng sumwun how ai discolaytd mai toow &#8230;</p>
<p>*hyds fayc in embarusmnt*</p>
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		<title>By: serra</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164872</link>
		<dc:creator>serra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:34:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope you is being all recovered frum your fallz! 
&quot;ai due nawt like 2 sea dis kitteh picture!&quot;  - butt you should liek it, she wasn&#039;t hert at all and tehn proceeded to fall asleeep, she was comfy pants</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope you is being all recovered frum your fallz!<br />
&#8220;ai due nawt like 2 sea dis kitteh picture!&#8221;  &#8211; butt you should liek it, she wasn&#8217;t hert at all and tehn proceeded to fall asleeep, she was comfy pants</p>
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		<title>By: serra</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164868</link>
		<dc:creator>serra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol</p>
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		<title>By: serra</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164867</link>
		<dc:creator>serra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She gots teh bazillion kisses insted</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She gots teh bazillion kisses insted</p>
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		<title>By: serra</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164865</link>
		<dc:creator>serra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, and her name is Cat Pants</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and her name is Cat Pants</p>
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		<title>By: serra</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164863</link>
		<dc:creator>serra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s my baby!!!!!!!!!!! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s my baby!!!!!!!!!!! <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: scarletkitty</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164847</link>
		<dc:creator>scarletkitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had sitjuashun like dis at werk onse.  I werked in public library, iz weerd playce.  Anyway, dis weerd guy wuz tryin to get me to go into staks wif him to luk for serial killer buks.  (btw, dis is verwy shortened vershun of storee--we had gone arowned befoar and him wuz banneded frum library for 30 days for threatening to kill me, and he camed bak erly, so wuz in beeg trubble.)  I wud nawt go, and he wud nawt leeve me lone, and I wuz skeered.  So I turned to library geek guy who wuz werkin refruns desk wif me, and sed, cawl deh poleees!  An he piks up fon buk and sez what dat number agin?  and I sez, real lowd-like, it&#039;s 911.  stoopy.  He knowed dat, too.  
anyway, we calls dah poleese an dey comes, but dah guy lefted already.  Den owr night guard (cop off duty) comes in and sez dah guy comed to the poleese stashun and turned himself in.  And dey awl thot I wuz cuckoo cauz he wuz quiet and stuff and sez nawt noes what he did.  Den dey put him into interrogashun room an he goes bawlistic an dey cuffs him and searches him an pulls owt a beeeeeeeeg knife frum hims poket.
He got banned anover 30 dais for coming bak too soon after first time banned.
I theenk if he had killed me they might have banned him foar mebbe a year. (;
I theenk it is 911!  ROFL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had sitjuashun like dis at werk onse.  I werked in public library, iz weerd playce.  Anyway, dis weerd guy wuz tryin to get me to go into staks wif him to luk for serial killer buks.  (btw, dis is verwy shortened vershun of storee&#8211;we had gone arowned befoar and him wuz banneded frum library for 30 days for threatening to kill me, and he camed bak erly, so wuz in beeg trubble.)  I wud nawt go, and he wud nawt leeve me lone, and I wuz skeered.  So I turned to library geek guy who wuz werkin refruns desk wif me, and sed, cawl deh poleees!  An he piks up fon buk and sez what dat number agin?  and I sez, real lowd-like, it&#8217;s 911.  stoopy.  He knowed dat, too.<br />
anyway, we calls dah poleese an dey comes, but dah guy lefted already.  Den owr night guard (cop off duty) comes in and sez dah guy comed to the poleese stashun and turned himself in.  And dey awl thot I wuz cuckoo cauz he wuz quiet and stuff and sez nawt noes what he did.  Den dey put him into interrogashun room an he goes bawlistic an dey cuffs him and searches him an pulls owt a beeeeeeeeg knife frum hims poket.<br />
He got banned anover 30 dais for coming bak too soon after first time banned.<br />
I theenk if he had killed me they might have banned him foar mebbe a year. (;<br />
I theenk it is 911!  ROFL</p>
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		<title>By: LBeeeze</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164811</link>
		<dc:creator>LBeeeze</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*beeg smyle*</description>
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		<title>By: catalogical humor</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164809</link>
		<dc:creator>catalogical humor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>flavr? R u one of thos carpet-munching kittehs?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>flavr? R u one of thos carpet-munching kittehs?</p>
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		<title>By: kitkay</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164806</link>
		<dc:creator>kitkay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sew funee, I&#039;d ROFL, too, butt I donnt wanna get kuverd wit kittehhare!

O yah eye ;memeburr pantylyners--O teh blesssings of Mentalpaus!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sew funee, I&#8217;d ROFL, too, butt I donnt wanna get kuverd wit kittehhare!</p>
<p>O yah eye ;memeburr pantylyners&#8211;O teh blesssings of Mentalpaus!</p>
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		<title>By: kitkay</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164797</link>
		<dc:creator>kitkay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LB--it was funny--that&#039;s Y eye N-clue-ded it---

an N-E-whey, I onlee tolded teh abreeviated vershun:  wen he furst saw me,  hee sez, &quot;whut shuld eye due?&quot;.  Thin eye sez, &quot;Yu gotta git mii two teh hawspitel&quot;.  Then he sez: &quot;butt how--I can&#039;t pik U up whut wiff yer brokted legg?&quot;  Thin I sez, &quot;call an ambleeance!&quot;  thin he fines teh phoney buch an starts payging thru, &quot;whut&#039;s teh nummer!!!???&quot;  THEN I sez, &quot;I&#039;m purrty shure it&#039;s still 911.&quot;  

Ai always tell about teh fone number wen eye tell dis storee--it&#039;z two funnie too leeve owt!

U nawt gonna goe to Helk--iz gut two larff at 1&#039;self an sea hoomor in lyfe.  Wii awl ben dare, an dun dat!

Lurve,

Kitkay</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LB&#8211;it was funny&#8211;that&#8217;s Y eye N-clue-ded it&#8212;</p>
<p>an N-E-whey, I onlee tolded teh abreeviated vershun:  wen he furst saw me,  hee sez, &#8220;whut shuld eye due?&#8221;.  Thin eye sez, &#8220;Yu gotta git mii two teh hawspitel&#8221;.  Then he sez: &#8220;butt how&#8211;I can&#8217;t pik U up whut wiff yer brokted legg?&#8221;  Thin I sez, &#8220;call an ambleeance!&#8221;  thin he fines teh phoney buch an starts payging thru, &#8220;whut&#8217;s teh nummer!!!???&#8221;  THEN I sez, &#8220;I&#8217;m purrty shure it&#8217;s still 911.&#8221;  </p>
<p>Ai always tell about teh fone number wen eye tell dis storee&#8211;it&#8217;z two funnie too leeve owt!</p>
<p>U nawt gonna goe to Helk&#8211;iz gut two larff at 1&#8217;self an sea hoomor in lyfe.  Wii awl ben dare, an dun dat!</p>
<p>Lurve,</p>
<p>Kitkay</p>
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		<title>By: LBeeeze</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164786</link>
		<dc:creator>LBeeeze</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wee lykes joo lotts !!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wee lykes joo lotts !!!</p>
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		<title>By: LBeeeze</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164785</link>
		<dc:creator>LBeeeze</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG !!!

dee bra fallinz owt.....i cud juz see dat....OMG....i laffed owt lowd !!!

i gut won beddar dan dat....

i wuz inna business meeting wiff peepz in mai group at wurk when

i reached in mai purse to get de cloth ta clean mah glasses...

butt i pulled owt a pantiliner instead....

i juz put it back naice an eezee kinna lyke i mean ta do dat !!!

mah husband laffed himsalf sillie when i tole him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG !!!</p>
<p>dee bra fallinz owt&#8230;..i cud juz see dat&#8230;.OMG&#8230;.i laffed owt lowd !!!</p>
<p>i gut won beddar dan dat&#8230;.</p>
<p>i wuz inna business meeting wiff peepz in mai group at wurk when</p>
<p>i reached in mai purse to get de cloth ta clean mah glasses&#8230;</p>
<p>butt i pulled owt a pantiliner instead&#8230;.</p>
<p>i juz put it back naice an eezee kinna lyke i mean ta do dat !!!</p>
<p>mah husband laffed himsalf sillie when i tole him.</p>
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		<title>By: LBeeeze</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164780</link>
		<dc:creator>LBeeeze</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i hafta confess....

i laffded owt loud at de part about joo telling jur husband joo were

pretty shuar it wuz 911....

OMG....itsta nut phunney...i can imagin he was frantic to halp....

butt joo tole de storrie with suach a dry humor i cuddin&#039;t halp

butt laff....plz be tellin meh i&#039;m nut goings to hell !!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i hafta confess&#8230;.</p>
<p>i laffded owt loud at de part about joo telling jur husband joo were</p>
<p>pretty shuar it wuz 911&#8230;.</p>
<p>OMG&#8230;.itsta nut phunney&#8230;i can imagin he was frantic to halp&#8230;.</p>
<p>butt joo tole de storrie with suach a dry humor i cuddin&#8217;t halp</p>
<p>butt laff&#8230;.plz be tellin meh i&#8217;m nut goings to hell !!!</p>
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		<title>By: gascat</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164776</link>
		<dc:creator>gascat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lawng hair silber tabbiez! I hadz wun, she b mai darius ub da &quot;no brane fame&quot;


momcat</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lawng hair silber tabbiez! I hadz wun, she b mai darius ub da &#8220;no brane fame&#8221;</p>
<p>momcat</p>
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		<title>By: jjtucker</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164770</link>
		<dc:creator>jjtucker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hi sk, i fell 3 times in four months.  walk slow like an old lady now; should prolly get a cane!

does you have a red kitteh?  wear dos ur name come from?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi sk, i fell 3 times in four months.  walk slow like an old lady now; should prolly get a cane!</p>
<p>does you have a red kitteh?  wear dos ur name come from?</p>
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		<title>By: scarletkitty</title>
		<link>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes/comment-page-1/#comment-164767</link>
		<dc:creator>scarletkitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feenk dis mite be a cayse of &quot;Gravitee iz werking sideways todai.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feenk dis mite be a cayse of &#8220;Gravitee iz werking sideways todai.&#8221;</p>
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