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Can I eat him?
kan eat…
hard kahndy shel melds n ur moaf, nod n ur hans
gud luck!
onlee iffen joo wash jur handz an sit at dee tabull.
an coarse nut, joo cant eet turdle !!!!
wut ??? were joo born in a barnz ????
an mahe suar joo closez dat door
whenz joo goes owtsyde !!
I can’t remember who I was talking to about kids getting salmonella from pet turtles – cause they, you know, swim in their own poo
but this a tordis! it not turdle, it no swim in poo. i has turdles, they swims ‘n’ poos all the time.
Hokay—about teh turdle/tortis kwestion:
been a nurd (an anymel lubber) Ai hadta consult wiff teh Grate an Powerfull Wizart of Wikies two figger owt teh diffarence. En a nutshell–wii Yanks tend too caul aul teh shelly-fore-leggd kreeshurs “turtles”–weather dey be sea turkels, semi-akwhatic turdles (liek slyders) ore landlubbers (lyke baux terrdles) TURTLES, ‘cept 4 teh brand cawled “diamond back terrapin”. Brits lyke two use teh turm “tortise” two spesify land “t’s”.
Yous guys say “tomahto” an wii sai “tomaytoe”
Sum ov US may say “tortoise” too diferentee8 land vs amphib. shelly 1’s, scyintists uze teh turm “Celonia”. Now don git mii startled own Wikipedia–eye am a rekovering Wikiholic. Witch iz naut two say teht ICHC iz anee less adicktif.
Cherrio!
K.
Turtles/terrapins are the same thing…they’re the ones that lives in the water.
Tortoises are land dwellers…donts be swimming in the water! hehe…thats
that one sorted
ya bc itz ok 2 not no how to spell n write or no the diff btwn walrus and elephant seal but not knowing the diff btwn turdl & tortis = UNFORGIVABLZZZZZZZZZZ
stoopid raccoon what the hellz
yup, i’ve hurd abowt teh salmonilla b4, 2. itz teh aqad, akwardi–watter turdles.
Long agoe, in a planit far awai, wii ust two B abil 2 bye little babeh wadder turdles (“red-ear sliders”). I haded a rownd phlat plastik home 4 mime, wit collerd pebblers en teh bottum, a liddle ramp, und a plastik hawiian palm tree. tehy selled tehm at awl teh pet stores ‘n’ eye thenk wii awl haz dem in does days. Teh Turtells wuz SEW keeut! Butt U haded 2 kleen owt teh bowl/akwareum awl teh tyme (change teh wasser) becuz it STINKTED soo badd. I nebber putted 1 en my mouf, butt somehow teh liddle tukels nebber mayd it 2 grown-uphood. (Liddle kids nawt noe how too hanndle sich pets so gut, I finks).
Land turkels, on teh odder hadn, B purrty gut pets. Well, yu kant pet ‘em, butt teht B EZ to tayke kere of, an R interrestin, too, in der own boring wai. Ware ai lib naw der B land truttles, liek bawks tertells, az well az flat, derty “slyders” taht lib in teh pondz (wen tehy nawt terning into rhodekill cuz tehy bee triing to craws teh rhode). Teh turkel enn tihs picher wooks wike a lanturtle, butt I donut knoe teh speecees. If mie sun Andey wuz hear, he’d B abel two tel U, becuz heze a bigg herpy-tologist hobyist. Butt eye am rlly glad taht U cannut bye liddle grean agua turddles becus Ai am kwite shure Andey wud have puted hiz in hiz mouf. He putted ebberting in hiz mouf, butt now he B alive an growed up 2 tell abowt it!
hoo dont?
doin the turdle hurdle !!!
moar lyke dee herkee jerkee !!!
turdle meet be tuff !!!
LOL !!
i is getting on mai own nurbz !!!
Uz can eated him only if uz can open him!
Ceiling Kat sez:
THOU SHELLT NAWT EET TURDELS!
NOO! Mr. Turtley! He was so young!!!
Halp! How to put brakes on???
huh???
iz runawi turdle….
Hope he cheked hims bwakes!
Or we be endsing up wiv pug tortoioioise and racococoon.
Free ride. Tayke it eezy!!!!
I believe you mean “slow ride! Tayke it eezy!”
holdz me, rollz me, slow ridin rackycoon yur so fine!
Foghat! wun ub mai spooses fav bands!
momcat
I playz dats on geetar heero. It be funz.
FREEBIRD !!! PLAY FREEBIRD !!!
… oh, sry, wrong thread
freeturdle freeturdle
datz how bandit fownd turdle….
he fallowed freeturdle sign !
Dis iz Energeyezer Turdle…
he juss keepz goingz n goingz n goingz…
Nawt eben stop fur maskt men
wif kyoot lidle hans.
EPIC FAIL! RONG PIKCHA!
sumwun say epic fail.
But dat failer seems too hab teh good votes.
Epic fail callur seems too NOT.
Epic Fail Caller=FAIL.
Oh, yeah. an a plllllllbbbbb too u fur sayin fail too owr sweet, clebbur, an funnee Romeow.
Nyah.
U know, Kathleen (bai teh way, thanks fur teh nice thots urlier), ai’m nawt at awl shure whun unhi meens – or whut is referring too. Ai don’t think it wuz owr s,c an f Romeow – it shud be replai to buggin2go, butt it maeks no sense to mee.
UNHI – wee r awl puzzleded. Whut awn erth do yoo meen?
yah, if U fallow teh “nesting lines” it apeers 2 bug’s comint bout breaks, butt ai nawt no whut he meens, eidder. Butt 20 peepz due at dis poynt–tehy voted fur hiz commint.
yah I tink unhi ment mai comment, failing to see de ironee of brakes bein kneeded on a turdle. Butt thas ok, I thank so mannee hoomins fer teh votes.
Tanks a zillyion, bug, naw iz veddy phunny, thangs!
Eye rlly LURVES Eye-ron-knee! an dat wuz a gut won! Sillie mii 4 nawt thinging dry enuf–es ist wunderbar!
Fe-rony
Ewe haz it!
O! U r sweets! Sometimes it jus tayks a liddul lite bulb for most uv us! Tanks fur de nyce werds kitkay!
Awwww, Kaffleen – fanks fur defending meh.
I doan fink teh epic fail comment waz fur meh,
butts it sure maeks meh feelz gud to noe Uz gotz mah bak!
i iz soe sry i voted foar jur epic fail commint.
i read it too fazz an wuz thinking abowt all the
commints abowt falling on dee previous paij
an thot it said epic fall.
promiss ta readz moar carefullee next tymes
kthx
LBreeze – do u know whut unhi meens? Ai still can’t maek it out.
sry…..no idea.
turdle has a taste
Turdleburger?
MMmmmm so tastee! *Danss*
Turdleburgur wif cheez, pleez
NOOOOO! Rakoons eets turdles! Dis cud be veri veri bad sitchuashon for da poor turdle…
Iz mine…MINE.
No share.
Pleaze not to be taking mah turtle
don wurry yur turdles not goin anywhere. atleast nawt fast…
Noooooo…dey B steelin’ mah turdel!
awwww sweet baby *melts*
I luuuuffffs mai turdle…. yu no can has!
shhh…i be steelin’ dis here turdle
cant u seez aiz wareing a maskes, an hab liddle beedy crimnimal eyes……ai iz a bandit…..
bee afrade, bee bery afrade…..next …ai komin fer U !!!
Mayynn!! Turdle iz mayynn!
Mai preshussss
mai kitteh be nurmed Turdle. she are mush awsum!
P.S.
Yay buggin2go for furstee!! (I are feelinz a dans comin…)
Tankew!
And now to sellabrate, Tina teh Tap Dancing Turdle twinkles her tinee toze in honor of TKL’s charming Turdle kitteh. Heer goze…
**tappity-tap-tap-tappity**
**tappity-tap-tap-tappity**
[repeat]
Sorre, all dis mayks no sens to mai eethr.
oh noes! Turdle has meeeeee!!
Am Iz in Soviet Russia?
Soviet Russia is in YOU!
tahts 2 phuny
Wot u meen der no room 4 me?
Haow dids U git in dere, ennywais?
Yah, iz nice howse. Shares! Kthx.
Sure, iffs us taeks off ur fur coat, U can cum on in!
I hassa be nekkid to be in yr howse?! I iz apal, appa, shoked!
Ah needz a saddle!
i herd u liek turdles
The lurve that dare not speak its name…
oscar wilde quote ftw!
Whut I do now?
Ifn i wuz bigger, n dis turdle wuz smaller, id nom me some turdle.
Krunchie ona outsyde
an a chewie centur.
blargh! and pleh! but soo tru.
Dis turdle does not has teh choklatee, nuttee, carmelee gudness insyde.
Dats teh onwee kinna turdle soop to hab…
Choklit soop wif carmelee swirlees n pecawns on top.
Mmmmmmmmm…
kliban! igloo korrect? iz been ahwhil senc I seen dat cattoon!
momcat
Yeah Momcat!
Dat waz zaktly wat I was finkin!
Won ov mah faborites!
delishus n nootrishus for teh growin bebbeh
JESUS CHRIST! GET IN YOUR SHELL! IT’S A BANDIT!!
*poppeenk noyse as tortoioioise pullz in aww his leggies and his hed vry fast*
Karen, Iz b needin my CHRG after readin ur comment. Odderwise da poor prrps who does da CCC wood hab a lot ob cleanin to do. Dat one went out ob da park.
Hugeishly funny!
Liddle Bebeh Bandit,
I hates to tellz U,
butts ur turdle iz ignoringz U.
boi, ai shure iz glad ai had mi trusti CHRG (wdoi) handi……dat behbeh rakittycoon iz hed splortin cyute!!!!
hoo cood resist suches a sweet fase???
HAHAHAHHAAHA! HA.
U SED TURDle
Tee hee
I lubs pawtee humorz.
Fifth gradz mentalatee.
I has eet!
Ya me too! Little raccoon looks all flushed wif excitement becuz of his turdle
Flushed — geddit??
OH YESH!!!!
Teh trollz r on a roll toonite!
onlee one burgurr plz.
BASHTURDS!!!!
troll ona roll? no wants! Iz nawt tasti or nootruishus!
momcat
Bebeh Racoon iz gonna git pooped tryin to hangs ona dat turdle.
Bebeh Racoon sais “Pees o pees canz I hab a ride?”
turdle say,
sure, just sh1t on my shell…
(hey. no make fun ob him. turdle have speetch impred- pmediem- *sigh* cannot say da “s” sownd.)
Awl deez kommints jess stinkz! I wil trai to wiep dis frum mai rememberee.
Jess hoap iz nawt bakked up.
Sure, Darrkwolff
U juss runs awai wen it’s tough goingz.
I poo poo ur sents ov committmint.
Tee hee heee. Kathleen is sew rite! Romeow, u reelee R sweet and clever and funnee!!
soe mani sweet clebbar an phunnie peepz here !!!
definitley makez mah life sweetar !!
Fanks, JCH4K.
*blushes*
U noe juss how to floof up mah dai!
*runs awai*
*stops, turns back, blows a kiss*
*runs awai*
Nuuuuuuuu! Dey be steelin my turdle!!!
Noooo!! They be…uh…Turtle be stealin’ himself!!!
Maskd bandit pik rong get away vehickle
whut u planning to do wit ur turdle?
iz not turdle, is tortis
Good point!
awh-
den I can nos sayz turdle, turdle, turdle
momcat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle
Wiki sez merikans useually jus lump ‘em awl 2gether as “turtles”, and folkses on teh odder syde ov teh paund cauls landlubbers “tortoises”.
aww! i can has turtle? turtlez r00l
i liekd it, vury gud
ie agre. turdl iz awsom!
EMT* too reshcue
(Emergency Medical Turtle)
Nee
…
Naw
…
Nee
…
Naw
…
*pants*
Nee
…
RipTile? Can’t eben get goob gwip
Rip Tide? Hold on Rocky – itza undertoad!
this is just like in juwanna mann
Liddill Banditt seez
awdz shayped shynee rawck dat seemz
2 moov awfull slo
Banditt iz surpryzed
2 see smawll stumpee legs andz
weerdz skaylee hedd
Why weerd feeng livvz in
shynee rawck? Muss beez hardz 2
lifftz andz moov arownd
Jack.
i wills hugz joo an sqweeeze joo an call joo george
an joo still be here ta plai tamarrow !!!
ehn. ehn. huh, dis bunneh not very skweezy.
Nowe wee getz riid of dat dsl!
Him harder to bwing down den Bear’s Hester.
The International Olympic Committee for Critters ruled that turtles could no longer participate in Greco-Roman wrestling, as they would be unable to move if flipped onto their backs.
Dis Turdle
It r Myne!
I can has nutcracker?
noooooooo
no can has
“Well to be sure the design is a little dull, and mebbe dated, but nothing a good wax job couldn’t cure, I’m sure, girlfriend”
I don’t no. I wuz hopin foar granite wif stainless steel pliances. Iz my first plase, an I want it awl, RITE NAOW. Oh, an culd u knock bowt 50K off dah prise, pls?
Turdle Wexler?
“ur seatin leevs much to be disired.
bun on dis cheezburgr iz stayl!
Hmm, looks more to me like, “I has rac.”
I has a turtlol
Hims be tortlolse, reelly.
mi hoverkraft
it moovs sloely fr sume reezn
kan ies boro turdl?
Ai can has can opener?
Is definitely tortis, not turdle.
You haz tortuss, ackshully.
I has turdle…
…what i do wif it?
i like turtles
Over The Hedge – the live action version…
RJ & Verne go wild in the ‘burbs
Da Turdle Moovs!
Hoo will save the wee turkels? AAAAAGHGH, save me frum the wee turkels!
No iz turdle. Iz tortoiz.
TURTLE HEAD!!!
hai ninja turdle u liv in sewa? u seen mai cusins? day goes in no come out. pls hlp kthx!!!
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/10/garbge-mens-they-is-comings/
i has turdil
no opun til xmis tho
U sure turdle no has u?
Hold on to dat tudl. It mai be valubel sum dei.
teh turdle moovez
kan i keepz? it followd me hoam…very slowly!
my precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
LOL
Eggsistenshul phillosophur Rocky Raccoon ponderin de order an orijin ob de unibers discobbers
that it *IZ* turtlez awl de wai down.
Terry Pratchett FTW!
yep, iz tortiz, butt all tortiz R turtlol, howebber, not all turtlol be tortiz. Ai dismember liddle red ered slyders from Kresge’s for 69 cents and haz teh bowl wit de liddle rox and plam tree. From manny yeers ago….
Ai haz 4 liddle bocks turtlols in mai howze. Dey hatched as bebbehs from aigs and dey hang ‘roun de howze, eet wurms and goggie fud and greenz. Dey haz dere own lites to shine on dey shelz and dey seemz to be happiez. Can’t tell, with turtlols….nawt lyke kittehs, nope, nawt atall. No gud for snorgles! DEY BYTE!!!! Wun pointie enz but that’s bad enuf!
This baby racoon reminds me of the baby chicken hawk in those old Warner Bros. cartoons, with the turtle in the role of rooster Foghorn Leghorn:
“I say …
I say …
boy … you is gettin’ more confused by the second…”
oh, i lurves foghorn leghorn. speshalleh wen he paint da goggeh tung blu!!!
*fall ober laffin*
okeh. so nao i cant terns orf da bold.
rats… nutz…
i tries wun moar times:
dis b bold an dis b nawt bold…
Haha, cute.
Sorry, that isn’t a turtle, it’s a tortise.
Plus, that tortoise isn’t on a proper diet, or isn’t being fed correctly.
You can tell by the massive lumps on it’s back, they shouldn’t be erected like that.
tturdy turdy turdrle!!!!!1
It’s Over the Hedge – LIVE!
ahh itz so,so cuit
saw this on youtube
i saw this on youtube
saw this on youtube just look up icanhascheezburger.com it should be the first one
sorry don’t know why it did that i didn’t say that