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Can I eat him?
kan eat…
hard kahndy shel melds n ur moaf, nod n ur hans
gud luck!
onlee iffen joo wash jur handz an sit at dee tabull.
an coarse nut, joo cant eet turdle !!!!
wut ??? were joo born in a barnz ????
an mahe suar joo closez dat door
whenz joo goes owtsyde !!
I can’t remember who I was talking to about kids getting salmonella from pet turtles - cause they, you know, swim in their own poo
but this a tordis! it not turdle, it no swim in poo. i has turdles, they swims ‘n’ poos all the time.
Hokay—about teh turdle/tortis kwestion:
been a nurd (an anymel lubber) Ai hadta consult wiff teh Grate an Powerfull Wizart of Wikies two figger owt teh diffarence. En a nutshell–wii Yanks tend too caul aul teh shelly-fore-leggd kreeshurs “turtles”–weather dey be sea turkels, semi-akwhatic turdles (liek slyders) ore landlubbers (lyke baux terrdles) TURTLES, ‘cept 4 teh brand cawled “diamond back terrapin”. Brits lyke two use teh turm “tortise” two spesify land “t’s”.
Yous guys say “tomahto” an wii sai “tomaytoe”
Sum ov US may say “tortoise” too diferentee8 land vs amphib. shelly 1’s, scyintists uze teh turm “Celonia”. Now don git mii startled own Wikipedia–eye am a rekovering Wikiholic. Witch iz naut two say teht ICHC iz anee less adicktif.
Cherrio!
K.
Turtles/terrapins are the same thing…they’re the ones that lives in the water.
Tortoises are land dwellers…donts be swimming in the water! hehe…thats
that one sorted
ya bc itz ok 2 not no how to spell n write or no the diff btwn walrus and elephant seal but not knowing the diff btwn turdl & tortis = UNFORGIVABLZZZZZZZZZZ
stoopid raccoon what the hellz
yup, i’ve hurd abowt teh salmonilla b4, 2. itz teh aqad, akwardi–watter turdles.
Long agoe, in a planit far awai, wii ust two B abil 2 bye little babeh wadder turdles (”red-ear sliders”). I haded a rownd phlat plastik home 4 mime, wit collerd pebblers en teh bottum, a liddle ramp, und a plastik hawiian palm tree. tehy selled tehm at awl teh pet stores ‘n’ eye thenk wii awl haz dem in does days. Teh Turtells wuz SEW keeut! Butt U haded 2 kleen owt teh bowl/akwareum awl teh tyme (change teh wasser) becuz it STINKTED soo badd. I nebber putted 1 en my mouf, butt somehow teh liddle tukels nebber mayd it 2 grown-uphood. (Liddle kids nawt noe how too hanndle sich pets so gut, I finks).
Land turkels, on teh odder hadn, B purrty gut pets. Well, yu kant pet ‘em, butt teht B EZ to tayke kere of, an R interrestin, too, in der own boring wai. Ware ai lib naw der B land truttles, liek bawks tertells, az well az flat, derty “slyders” taht lib in teh pondz (wen tehy nawt terning into rhodekill cuz tehy bee triing to craws teh rhode). Teh turkel enn tihs picher wooks wike a lanturtle, butt I donut knoe teh speecees. If mie sun Andey wuz hear, he’d B abel two tel U, becuz heze a bigg herpy-tologist hobyist. Butt eye am rlly glad taht U cannut bye liddle grean agua turddles becus Ai am kwite shure Andey wud have puted hiz in hiz mouf. He putted ebberting in hiz mouf, butt now he B alive an growed up 2 tell abowt it!
hoo dont?
doin the turdle hurdle !!!
moar lyke dee herkee jerkee !!!
turdle meet be tuff !!!
LOL !!
i is getting on mai own nurbz !!!
Uz can eated him only if uz can open him!
Ceiling Kat sez:
THOU SHELLT NAWT EET TURDELS!
Halp! How to put brakes on???
huh???
iz runawi turdle….
Hope he cheked hims bwakes!
Or we be endsing up wiv pug tortoioioise and racococoon.
Free ride. Tayke it eezy!!!!
I believe you mean “slow ride! Tayke it eezy!”
holdz me, rollz me, slow ridin rackycoon yur so fine!
Foghat! wun ub mai spooses fav bands!
momcat
I playz dats on geetar heero. It be funz.
FREEBIRD !!! PLAY FREEBIRD !!!
… oh, sry, wrong thread
freeturdle freeturdle
datz how bandit fownd turdle….
he fallowed freeturdle sign !
Dis iz Energeyezer Turdle…
he juss keepz goingz n goingz n goingz…
Nawt eben stop fur maskt men
wif kyoot lidle hans.
EPIC FAIL! RONG PIKCHA!
sumwun say epic fail.
But dat failer seems too hab teh good votes.
Epic fail callur seems too NOT.
Epic Fail Caller=FAIL.
Oh, yeah. an a plllllllbbbbb too u fur sayin fail too owr sweet, clebbur, an funnee Romeow.
Nyah.
U know, Kathleen (bai teh way, thanks fur teh nice thots urlier), ai’m nawt at awl shure whun unhi meens - or whut is referring too. Ai don’t think it wuz owr s,c an f Romeow - it shud be replai to buggin2go, butt it maeks no sense to mee.
UNHI - wee r awl puzzleded. Whut awn erth do yoo meen?
yah, if U fallow teh “nesting lines” it apeers 2 bug’s comint bout breaks, butt ai nawt no whut he meens, eidder. Butt 20 peepz due at dis poynt–tehy voted fur hiz commint.
yah I tink unhi ment mai comment, failing to see de ironee of brakes bein kneeded on a turdle. Butt thas ok, I thank so mannee hoomins fer teh votes.
Tanks a zillyion, bug, naw iz veddy phunny, thangs!
Eye rlly LURVES Eye-ron-knee! an dat wuz a gut won! Sillie mii 4 nawt thinging dry enuf–es ist wunderbar!
Fe-rony
Ewe haz it!
O! U r sweets! Sometimes it jus tayks a liddul lite bulb for most uv us! Tanks fur de nyce werds kitkay!
Awwww, Kaffleen - fanks fur defending meh.
I doan fink teh epic fail comment waz fur meh,
butts it sure maeks meh feelz gud to noe Uz gotz mah bak!
i iz soe sry i voted foar jur epic fail commint.
i read it too fazz an wuz thinking abowt all the
commints abowt falling on dee previous paij
an thot it said epic fall.
promiss ta readz moar carefullee next tymes
kthx
LBreeze - do u know whut unhi meens? Ai still can’t maek it out.
sry…..no idea.
turdle has a taste
Turdleburger?
MMmmmm so tastee! *Danss*
Turdleburgur wif cheez, pleez
NOOOOO! Rakoons eets turdles! Dis cud be veri veri bad sitchuashon for da poor turdle…
Iz mine…MINE.
No share.
Pleaze not to be taking mah turtle
don wurry yur turdles not goin anywhere. atleast nawt fast…
Noooooo…dey B steelin’ mah turdel!
awwww sweet baby *melts*
I luuuuffffs mai turdle…. yu no can has!
shhh…i be steelin’ dis here turdle
cant u seez aiz wareing a maskes, an hab liddle beedy crimnimal eyes……ai iz a bandit…..
bee afrade, bee bery afrade…..next …ai komin fer U !!!
Mayynn!! Turdle iz mayynn!
Mai preshussss
mai kitteh be nurmed Turdle. she are mush awsum!
P.S.
Yay buggin2go for furstee!! (I are feelinz a dans comin…)
Tankew!
And now to sellabrate, Tina teh Tap Dancing Turdle twinkles her tinee toze in honor of TKL’s charming Turdle kitteh. Heer goze…
**tappity-tap-tap-tappity**
**tappity-tap-tap-tappity**
[repeat]
Sorre, all dis mayks no sens to mai eethr.
oh noes! Turdle has meeeeee!!
Am Iz in Soviet Russia?
Soviet Russia is in YOU!
tahts 2 phuny
Wot u meen der no room 4 me?
Haow dids U git in dere, ennywais?
Yah, iz nice howse. Shares! Kthx.