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i haz u
aww so cute!
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I wil keep u safe, an i wil always lub u an gub u snorgles an smoos an gushyfud, an cheezburgers
but nao sleeps firstie
3rin – hao about we doo a reel jentle “nawt second” danse fur u. Think ov teh Brahms’ Lullaby fur the mewsik, an tehn we just sawftlee tiptoes graycefullee around with sum twirls trhown in. Even deer Woodchuck cn doo this wun!
*tippi tippi twril twrill : ) *
dat wud be lublly. Efen I can do dat wun.
*tippi tippi twril twrill*
lullabyzzzzzzz
And call himz jorj?
hey thats cool
aaaaawwwwww
congrats on being nawt second
tanks!
I lubs yoo so hard!
Mummee kitteh sings,
And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little Boy Blue and The Man In The Moon.
When ya comin home Dad?
I dont know when, well get together then, son,
ya know well have a good time then.
Tihs eerwurm is mai gift to yu!
Fank yoo Ambercat
In mai heid she singes Dumbos mommees song
Baby mine, don’t you cry
Baby mine, dry your eyes
Rest your head close to my heart
Never to part, baby of mine
—
From your head to your toes
You’re not much, goodness knows
But you’re so precious to me
Cute as can be, baby of mine
*snif*
Tehy’re bofe a bit *sniff* – Ebbereewun; fone hoem, tell yur mummeesandaddees/ sonsandorters yu lub tehm!
Dat song makesh me cry… my mummee too, alwayz crys when thi part in teh Dumbo movee comez. Thee picshur ish *snif*-insp- inshpi- snif-makings too.
*snif*
Me 2. An teh part wer teh strok bringz teh babez 2 teh momomiez.
Ai dunt crai moch but ai du it den!
Cuddlez iz like jahz ov hunny
dey hard to get owt ov but yoo dont reely wanto
pinnie the woo, ftw!
mai hed is splodin from teh kyootnis!!!
*splort*
(mien too)
*qwiklee passin yoo a CHRG (wdoi) too kontaine da mess*
Ai bak frum cun-et-eh-cut naw!!!!!!
*scoopz up braynes an putz awn CHRG (wdoi)*
fank oo, panferkitteh. teh CHRG (wdoi) be a mush needed aksessry todai. tihz picksher too kyoot!
welkum bak!!! dapanferkitteh iz bac!
hay panfer !!! did u hab a gud fanksgibin???? welcomez bak !!!
Mommee wil yoo purr me a lollabai?
*prrrprrrprrrprrr*
Fanks mommee
I yuv dis. I yuvs win mai kittehs purrrr to me. I yuvs a kitteh lollabai.
purrrrrrrrrrrrpurrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*melts wif der kyuteness*
Now you can’t go and play with the others!
Ur luv
I haz it
Mai luv
U haz it
nick braked mah hart b4 once. nao nick an skitterkat bofe braked it agin…
POP
*dang – dere went anovver hartstring…*
*i goes lukin 4 da soopergloo… agin…*
heer ibk…….hab sum new wunz ……dose been fixeded too miny timez, u r sorftie harted persun……iz tim fer teh oberhawl…..new stringz part ob it .
o fank u, salleh. u berry sweet 2 meh.
***schmoo***
I r sooo sowy itbk…
I cant halp it
i knows. u sumhao knows da fing dat go strate 2 mah hart… i fink mebbe caus u softie inside 2.
U is rite itbk… I r softee
Ohhh I b sorree…teh kittehs twist mai hart 2.
Mebbee we needs sumfink awn teh CCC fore mending teh borked hartstings? A Boi Scaowt mebbee; tehy’s gud at knawts!
awsum. duz dey makes da boi skowts in beeger ages? iff a boi mend mah hart, i wants to can finds him betterer presint dan a bisickle…
nao. sick fot. dey gud wif da knawts… okeh-dokeh. i finks i gotz dat image firmleh in mind… *tern reel redd*
An I dreemt . . . *sniff* . . . dat I wuz awl aloan . . . *sniff* . . . in teh cheezburgr stoar. An cheezburgrz kozted twentee-faiv sentz . . . *sniff sniff*, but I onlee haded tu daiymz! *crai*
Dun worree, babeh cuz…
I got u covered
i pay teh diffrinz
u dun hab tu worry at all
whuteber teh cost is
eye’ll go teh distinz
ef u fall i will catch u
u knoo i won’t let u
feel like ur there all alone
i got u covered.
Tihs remin me ob Derek Redmond, Brit 400m runner: missed owt on ‘88 Limpets, do to ianjury but, after mennee operayshuns, bak awn form for ‘92 Limpets. Awlwais supported an encurijed by hims daddee, Jim.
Derek got throu to teh semi-finals, started teh rayce well tehn pulled a hamsterstring an fell to teh grouwn. Jim fort his wai throu teh ofishus offishals to get to hims son an helped him oop. Jim sed “Yu donut has to do tihs, Son” But Derek sed “Yes Ai do, Dad” so Jim sed “Tehn we does it togebber” an he (litrally) supported hims son to teh finish lyn.
A perent’s lub fore hims chile, an a chile’s instinctif relyunce on teh perent, bootifully demonstrayted.
Ai nao goe rayds teh TTT fore tishoos an choklit!
Choo neeedz tu sab me sum tishoos! Cuz naow mai iz be awl wet -n- moiz can no see tu gud. Moiz noze bee all stuffie, tu!
Dem wurdz cum frum a song by Phillips, Craig and Dean. It be bout da lurvz of awl da peepells and parentz – wefer on Earf or in Heeben – faor wun -n- ovver. Eye lurvz dat song!
I sawded dat, it maed mai crai! I lubs whut us gise wroet here, bery nicye. Goes sow wel wif da pichur. I has to go git tishues fum da CCC too, an sum choklit. I fink I needs a CHRG(wdoi) too.
It maeks me crai, eberree tym!
Grooop crai!! *sniff* peeple can bee so durn NICE sumtiems
i knows i terribleh late on dis wun. butt da storeh memembered meh ob da storeh from special olypiks – i fins was in washington state. da kids wuz startin da footrace, an wun falled down. wun grrl heerd him crai, tern an sawded him, so she sayed, “luk! kevin fell down. let’s help him.” so awl da kids tern araown, help da boi up, wipe orf da teers, den dey holded hands an awl crossed da finish line togevver.
“ftw” inndeed…
Dagsnabbit, IttehBitteh, nao Ai needs moer tishoos!
ohai, amber!
i hugs u carefull, caus u gotz da tishuus in da hands.
{ amber }
Skwelch!
erm, dats jus 2 kyot
*MM passes owt CHRG(wdoi) n tishueses*
Dis teh sweetest pic!! Dons noes wedder to splort or crai!
*SPLORT*
Ah – desishun mayd fur me!
*mop,mop,mop*
i splort and crai bof
*mop, sniff, mop, sniff, mop, sniff *
dey so kyot!
Yep. it gots the much cyoot and sweet.
dis pic makes me want to find my son and cober hims with smoos. but he ten and not wanting the smoos all the time (but him still lieks them whne noboodys lookin.
And I miss mi kittehs, away for thxgibin.
Mai gransun is almos ten an I allus has to memine him dat ur neber 2 old 2 hug ur granma. But den he wil gibs grate hugz.
Dese kittehs iz jus too kyoot!
Heer, MM – ai’m reddee to halp. This will shirley bee an unushuallee bizzy day. Ai am saife frum teh splortin. Ai has seen this pikshur long tiem ago and has it in mai file. Is purrhaps mai awl tiem favoriet kitteh pikshure. (Tho last june’s Fadder’s Day pk – “Mai son, he has a flavor” is rite up thar too!)
So “splort” without feer, deer frenz! CCC is heer – with plentee ov CHRG (wdoi), duk taype (f needed) sawft blankees, bukkits ‘n mops, choklit. An teh PM Meadow bai teh HS recoveree ward is in full bloom!
i can has sawft blankee and choklit?
plsthx
Ob corse, Ai sends serchanrescoo kitteh to yu. Jus enuff ruum in hims bakpak fore tishoos an choklit
oh tank you bery much ambercat. i send him back after i hugs and snorgles him some. i put goodies in bakpak for u!
Aw, bless! But non ob taht Hershit choklit plees! Oenlee cat-bery choklit is gud enuff fore teh TTT an teh CCC!! Yur reesuspeesus R gud thoe!
cat-bery it is. with fruit an nuts? any odder kind u lik?
Ai lyks awl teh cat-bery choklit!
Whispa…..whispa…….whispa !!!!!!s
Carnt amember hoo Ai sent teh cat-bery linkee to, oar if tehy wer abul to order a stak lode ob Whispa’s. Hoep so!
Ai is stokin teh TTT wit teh Yscreem an teh Dr Hoo scerry monsters, in cayse ob melty harts, as well as teh yushul CHRG (wdoi), cat-bery choklit, sawft blankies, etc. Thoe, wit teh eksepshun ob Buttercup (daon teh payj) hoo seems to hav had an aksident wi a poker an her posterior orifiss, we awl seem to be kwite lykin a bit of schmoo an melty hart on a Sundai afternoon/evening.
Oh MM – Thx soooo mush *dons CHRG(wdoi)*
Iz recooperaeting mahselv frum a nastee caes uv viral gastru..gagstro..icky tummy flu. Iz bene splortin fro abawt 4 days, but feelingz behter tuhday. Vizitin ICHC maeks mee feel gud. Anuder caes of ICHC recoveree!!!1!
Yay!! Nys to noes dat CHRG(wdoi) werks on bofe ends!!
Welllllllllllll, tiz so cute I catched my bref n forgotted to breev un then Me sploded frm no air.
**SPLORT***
Grate–splodin head before I’z even hadz my cafeen dis mornin.
De kyoootness is dedly.
an i wunt joo be mine forevar
Liddill Kitteh stoarz
enurrjee 4 t3h ress ubz
himz lyfe wiff ieez cloazed
Mommee Kitteh wantz
2 sayvurr a few moamentz
ubz deelytefull bliss
Liddill Kitteh iz
nebburr 2 yung orz kwikk 2
ekkscayp Snuggill Napz
Jack.
snuggil napz. dat make meh wisht i wuz a kitteh. i sumtimes puts mah fayce in da floofeh kittehs. can imaagin hao it wud feel iff i had a floofeh fayce 2!! floof upons floof!!
u finks hebben is awl bout da floof? i startin 2 finks so mahseff.
Krap…mah kleenex box is empty…gotta use paper towels, now…
(wanders off towards kitchen)
J442, Ai can heer foghorn in yur kichin! Is taht yu blowin yur noes?!
that picture is so cute it made me freakin cry
Datz how i sleepd wit mai own babee boi. He b 12 nao n wud snorgle lai dat evry nite. Ai luvz 2 b mommee!
Ai wud luvz to be a mummee too, but Ai heeds a man to be teh daddee, ‘parrently.
well, dey nawt be absolutily essenshul, butt tehy r sumtimz teh helpfulz, an iz bedder to hab 2 paruntz to howeber miny chilluns u hab…….
lawtz ob single Momz oawt der doin reel good werk razin der kidz, but iz muches harder taht wai……..
(ur case mai vary)
Err, Ai tink tehy R preety mush essenshul fore teh consepshun at leest – unless Ai sines up wit “Man nawt inclooded”…!
ooohhhh deyz waiz…..deyz waiz…..naow ai dint sai dey waz NISE waiz, ( tehy be cowld an sinitific waiz, butt deyz waiz….)..
oh man nvovleded too, mbutt u neber has to MEETZ tehm…..so day dont cownt….
(sez dat rite heer ina bbokz, u dont meet day dont cownt…..see?? paj 22 line 65)
mens be essenshiyel, iz troo. but nawt essenshiyel to wimenz who adoptz a bebeh
Mabee not eessensial, but it b so guid 2 share a glance wit ur babeez dad when it do sumpin amazn…laik smyl at chu.
sherrin ur <3 is teh bestest
lol i uploaded dat pictur las nite!!!
Is egzackly dis kine ooey gooey smoochy dreck dat make dis site not fun no mo.
…R U from Opposite Land?
Or did you just forget to change the stick up your wazoo?
an bad fings can happens to a wazoo iffen de stick
be up dere too long
I layk a luttul ov teh sweets, butt tu mutch can gibs yoo die-a-beet-ees.
Do not want taht.
Woodchuck, 0_0 u arnt sayin taht der suches a fing az toooo much kitteh cyute???????? (izzat heresy????)
I fink Woodchuck waz talkin bout teh catbury choklit – nawt teh fuzzy bebehz.
Woodchuch nawt hab ennyfing ganst fuzzeh wons – hims iz pretty fuzzy himsalf!
(pssst! Woodchuck is a “her”, nawt a “him”!)
Yah, dat’s wat ai thot…….altho…….I habnt eber had too much catbury’z choklit…….
Ai’s tryd an tryd but Ai’s neber had too mush choklit eeder!
well…….weer habin fun……..
lawts ob gigglin an snortin barioous beverages oawt ob nozes, an belleh laffs, nawt to menshun ai hab herd moar dan a few guffawz an miny a chuckle…….
*luks arond…….yep, jest az ai thot……lotz ob fun being had……*
well ya kno Salleh…
joo juss said da majik wurds!!!
dat comment had juss da right omount of funni gintil snark tew wake da…
Disco Party Kittins!!!!!
* da four dansin kittins suround da sleepin kuties*
*sneek, sneek sneek*
*PoUNCE POUNCE POUNCE FROLIK!!!!*
Parti kittehs say: Let’s party!!
* P Mu sips nyce pino geegeeoh,
nibbles on nipple frii krakers an cheeze*
Majik wurds !!!!! ai didnt eben noes ai newz majik wurds.!!!!!!!
too kool !!!
*quikli joyns P Mu ina pino geegeeoh, snarfles down a kraker wiff chhez awn it an ……..*
DANSIN !!!!!
(has too bee sweetli an jentli danse to wakies teh sleepin behbehz)
“WAKIES WAKIES WAKIES WAKIES”
*jumpz awn teh beddies, wun tru free..
an jumpz an jumpz an jumpz*
“WAKIES WAKIES WAKIES WAKIES”
*jumpz awn teh beddies, wun tru free
an jumpz an jumpz an jumpz*
an ob corse teh gran finaallee
*AWL FALLZ DOWN*
Well, wut kine ooey gooey smoochy dreck u laik?
Picture too cute. Picture too cute.
Mother kat hugging baby may cause an excess of–
–(explosion)–
…You’ve been warned.
while admirin this pic and especially the babes mouf (kitteh moufs, for some unknown reason, really intrigue me) i felt my hed increasing in size 2 the poynt of asplo …
*run away to find chrg (wdoi); will wear rest of dai jus in case*
Tink abowt tacks reterns! Tink abowt tacks reterns! sayv yurself form teh cyut!
Ai know, ai know. Whut IS it with teh kitteh moufs? And tish liddle kitteh . . . ohhhh. . .
*thud* *falls to floar in ded faint*
rushes obver, an pikz up Janets han an pats it……..Janet, Janet ??? r u OK????
heer hab a nise cup ob tea, an a piese ob choklit, an a softie blankie for to keepz teh chill off……
betteh naow??
Oh, salleh – thank yew. yes, yes, ai think ai’ll be OK naow.
And oh, whut a luvlee cup ov tee – and teh choklit. And teh sawft blankee. . .
akshullee – salleh, thanks to yoo, ai’m mutch betteh naow. U r a veree kind purrson indeed.
awwwww shucks !
preshuz
i kno this onne! pikchur taken bai sooper sweet nice laidy, flory ornstein. is her mama cat, sissy. dunno bebeh’s name. dis somfin liek 7 yearz ago… bebeh all growed up nao!
behbehz do taht ai’m afrade…….sigh
Too cute
AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!! AaAAARRRRArrraRGGGGgghhh iz-so-kyoooot! *kapow*
Iz liek meh nd meh bebbe (is 2 yrs old bebbeh so nut relly bebbeh but iz meh lastbourne so icallz her bebbeh till she iz 80!)! Mah bebbeh lieks to crawl up to mah bed (iz daddees bed 2) and I lieks to cuddle her just liek teh kitteh momma! She so kyoot. Just liek teh kitteh bebbeh.
I iz gonning nutsie from teh kyoot. kthxbai.
PS: I can has CHRG(wdoi) 2? If I unds— undre— underts— got it rite iz foar teh xploshonhs, to covur yer hed (nut 2 xplode from teh kyootnessss)? I needz one. pls?
ov corse u can has wun. Keep it with u at awl tiems when awn this siet. U never knows! An we has plentee fur awl.
Thx! I needs wun badly. I know U noes so I dun hafta ekshplein why. I puts it on rite nao, I peeked n ther wus kyootness. K. Thx JCH4K. U verii nais. Bai.
DANG….. boi ai jest cam bi dis photo to see if sumfin new haz been addeded, an DER WAZ !!!!!
der b a troll, I dont memerz hoo sed it but ai gonna borry it ..
shooo ! go awai troll !!!!
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Really cute pic.
awwwwww thats so cute!
Aaaaannnnn –
*SPLORT*
Twise in wun dai.
Dis nawt gud. O_o
Darrkwolff!!!! Wehn will yoo lern!?
OK – this iz nawt gud – but – yoo cudn’t noe teh link wuz almoast the kyootest pikshur EVER!!
So * scoop, scoop, scoop* *patting awl teh poor braynes bak n place* *tuking in awl teh loose ends.* There!!!!!
Noo CHRG(wdoi) fur yoo. Nau – ai relee think we must wheel yoo off to the HSRW fur a wile. Yoo can luk at teh prettee flours in the Princess Mu Meadow – and sip yur nice hawt cholkit until yoo haz recovered yur strenth.
Nau – dont get up too soon again, OK”"
“You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You’ll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away”
Dat wut mai mommi sing 2 mi as babeh. Is wut mommi cat iz sining.
SPLORT!