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Trun them off, R2!! Turn them all off!!
gratuleyshuns for nawt-sekuns. suggerst a beekdens of teh tarpt in a boks baraietee
Oooooo JCH4K iz nawt second!
Shirley, U muss hab a danse in mind fur dis happeh tiem!
I juss sits heer an wiggle till I gits teh mews!
PS. Sry fur callin U Shirley.
*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
Airport (Airplane?) ref FTW
Airport was tihs ref. Previous ref wuz…
..an entirely different kind of movie, altogether!
I can has clearance Clarence? what our vector Victor?
ai speek jive…
yabbut, kin U speek lolkat?
den an naow….
Billy, do you like gladiator movies?
ai wiggles wif yu
*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
happi nawt second jch4k! whose kitteh luvs ya?
sorry
who luvs ya, kitteh?
oh nevr mind.
Wish I new how to do teh Box Step…
Iz eezee….jess step awn teh box, an u haz teh Box Step.
Step awn teh bawx!?!?!
Kittehs say–
NOO WANT!!!
Well….ob-ee-us-lee nawt wif kittehz in bawks.
slyde rite
steep bak
slyde lefft
steep fowerd
box step easy…
step left, turn left
step right, turn right
step left, turn left
step right, turn right
repet faster an faster til dizzy an all fall down.
for you JCH4K!
I has a feeling… is not so grate, akchooly
That’s perfect!!
I was thinking Janet’s comment when I saw the picture, but as usual, someone beated me to it.
Thanks to u awl fur teh nice dansing! And nice commints. Upon further considerashun - shudn’t it have been “Shut it down, R2! Shut them awl down!” ??
But u noe - thar u r - luking at “no commints” - instant brayne freez!
And Romeow - thanks so mutch fur askin whut ai wud liek fur the danse. Alas, ai wuz goan frum hoam awl day. But do so mutch appreesheate teh wigglin whilst waiting!
Whew! Iz bean wiggling fur a long tiem!
Fur teh lub ov Ceiling Cat…wat iz teh danse?
*continues to wiggle*
U kin haz bad feelinz?
bad feeling, I has it.
OMG!
JCH4K is teh furstee!!!
*shrieks wif glee*
**jumps up and down and wears self out.**
oooohhh,,,…..wut wuz teh dantz?
lulz dyd u konvrt ur trashs cumpactur 2 du thet?
lulz gud submishin
!veloci>
luks lyk da ornj 1 sez “I wuz heer furst”
Nawt teh ornj wun! Himz poyzin! O_o
Awwww, marmie kitteh said teh f wurd in teh eggsitemint ov gettin in da boks.
Doan wurry, marmie - we awl unnerstand.
Iz bery eggsiting to see a noo boks wifowt enny kittehz init.
actually, this looks a bit like a chinese food to-go box … which would make this …
one order of orange kitten to go
( with mixed nuts )
Lukz moar liek Kitteh Tetris.
purrfekt kommint wuns agin. if ais had a hat, aid takes it orf for yoo
U iz 2 kind! Fenk yew!
ai has a hat an it keeps comin orf anyhow, so it mite as well be 4 yu
fer me? Fanks!
*put on hat*
*tip hat to darrkwullf*
ere, yoore rite, doesnt stei on berrie wel
*hand hat bak to whiskers*
sOK i doan have kooties, promis
gottz ta agree…
wai perfecto, muy appropriante commint !!!
Dwuff is caliente todai !!
Muy bueno espanolol!
Aw fenkyew, ebberywun! U iz awl jess 2 kind!
*hugs all around*
Dis r fierce game of kitteh twister,
kud bee gnu gaym: “kitteh tribble trouble”
or maybe: “tribble tetris: Oranj vurshion”
????
wut say ye Tribble?
Soun gud tu mee. Eff de multipliez lik tribbles, dere bee beeg profitz.
Muss discuzz wit Freengi fren, Quark.
Nebber mine, den hee wan een on eet.
Whut platform u tinkin bout? PS3, XBOX, Wii, PSP, Game Boi, Nintendo DS? Letz jus go wit awl uff dem.
Wii haz mani versionz, likez de Pokemon gaymez.
Wii needz sofwarz developerz! Wii needz manufacturin fazilitiez! Wii needz diztrbushon servicez! Wii needz marketin planz! Wii needz product tye inz. Wii needz Happi Mealz toi! Hurri peoplz, dis awlreaddi bee de olidai seazon!
dunno bowt taht, kittehs b 2 *unrooly* 4 teh Tetris. mebbeh das wut explainz y it lookz liek taht.
No, Iz comfortuble, rlly
O rly?
Ya rly!
Srsly!!!1!
Trunk Kitteh’s Relyz on overwhelming numberz
Some ’ssembly r’quired
Dese be Ikea kittehs?
Luks liek fur wonce, awl teh parts r there!
Wif eggstra partzez! O_o
In kayse u lewses sum.
Partz is partz.
An peesez iz peesez.
An whirled peas is a gooooooooooooooooaaaaaallllll!
wooks 2 mii wike dis kneads too B DISSEMBLED–iz awl tangled up !
DISSASSEMBLED !?!????!!?!!!!?!!! 0_0 !!!!
NO DISSASSEMBELLELLELLES!!!
KITTEH FIVE ALIBE!! 8-o
fank u ….ai been watein for sumwun to get dat……
buts den reassembled wif al da peecis in da rite playc
r we livin in a box?
r we livin in a cardboard box?
Wish we was libin in a van down by teh river.
Chris Farley FTW!
NOOOO…wee nawt wanna lif inna van–weez gots R own speshial Kar hear!
Jah, rite…we beez teh bawks kar kittehs!
Awbskewer 80’s wun-hitz wunnerz reffurenses FTW!