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Trun them off, R2!! Turn them all off!!
gratuleyshuns for nawt-sekuns. suggerst a beekdens of teh tarpt in a boks baraietee
Oooooo JCH4K iz nawt second!
Shirley, U muss hab a danse in mind fur dis happeh tiem!
I juss sits heer an wiggle till I gits teh mews!
PS. Sry fur callin U Shirley.
*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
Airport (Airplane?) ref FTW
Airport was tihs ref. Previous ref wuz…
..an entirely different kind of movie, altogether!
I can has clearance Clarence? what our vector Victor?
ai speek jive…
yabbut, kin U speek lolkat?
den an naow….
Billy, do you like gladiator movies?
ai wiggles wif yu
*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
happi nawt second jch4k! whose kitteh luvs ya?
sorry
who luvs ya, kitteh?
oh nevr mind.
Wish I new how to do teh Box Step…
Iz eezee….jess step awn teh box, an u haz teh Box Step.
Step awn teh bawx!?!?!
Kittehs say–
NOO WANT!!!
Well….ob-ee-us-lee nawt wif kittehz in bawks.
slyde rite
steep bak
slyde lefft
steep fowerd
box step easy…
step left, turn left
step right, turn right
step left, turn left
step right, turn right
repet faster an faster til dizzy an all fall down.
for you JCH4K!
I has a feeling… is not so grate, akchooly
That’s perfect!!
I was thinking Janet’s comment when I saw the picture, but as usual, someone beated me to it.
Thanks to u awl fur teh nice dansing! And nice commints. Upon further considerashun – shudn’t it have been “Shut it down, R2! Shut them awl down!” ??
But u noe – thar u r – luking at “no commints” – instant brayne freez!
And Romeow – thanks so mutch fur askin whut ai wud liek fur the danse. Alas, ai wuz goan frum hoam awl day. But do so mutch appreesheate teh wigglin whilst waiting!
Whew! Iz bean wiggling fur a long tiem!
Fur teh lub ov Ceiling Cat…wat iz teh danse?
*continues to wiggle*
U kin haz bad feelinz?
bad feeling, I has it.
OMG!
JCH4K is teh furstee!!!
*shrieks wif glee*
**jumps up and down and wears self out.**
oooohhh,,,…..wut wuz teh dantz?
lulz dyd u konvrt ur trashs cumpactur 2 du thet?
lulz gud submishin
!veloci>
luks lyk da ornj 1 sez “I wuz heer furst”
Nawt teh ornj wun! Himz poyzin! O_o
Awwww, marmie kitteh said teh f wurd in teh eggsitemint ov gettin in da boks.
Doan wurry, marmie – we awl unnerstand.
Iz bery eggsiting to see a noo boks wifowt enny kittehz init.
actually, this looks a bit like a chinese food to-go box … which would make this …
one order of orange kitten to go
( with mixed nuts )
Lukz moar liek Kitteh Tetris.
purrfekt kommint wuns agin. if ais had a hat, aid takes it orf for yoo
U iz 2 kind! Fenk yew!
ai has a hat an it keeps comin orf anyhow, so it mite as well be 4 yu
fer me? Fanks!
*put on hat*
*tip hat to darrkwullf*
ere, yoore rite, doesnt stei on berrie wel
*hand hat bak to whiskers*
sOK i doan have kooties, promis
gottz ta agree…
wai perfecto, muy appropriante commint !!!
Dwuff is caliente todai !!
Muy bueno espanolol!
Aw fenkyew, ebberywun! U iz awl jess 2 kind!
*hugs all around*
Dis r fierce game of kitteh twister,
kud bee gnu gaym: “kitteh tribble trouble”
or maybe: “tribble tetris: Oranj vurshion”
????
wut say ye Tribble?
Soun gud tu mee. Eff de multipliez lik tribbles, dere bee beeg profitz.
Muss discuzz wit Freengi fren, Quark.
Nebber mine, den hee wan een on eet.
Whut platform u tinkin bout? PS3, XBOX, Wii, PSP, Game Boi, Nintendo DS? Letz jus go wit awl uff dem.
Wii haz mani versionz, likez de Pokemon gaymez.
Wii needz sofwarz developerz! Wii needz manufacturin fazilitiez! Wii needz diztrbushon servicez! Wii needz marketin planz! Wii needz product tye inz. Wii needz Happi Mealz toi! Hurri peoplz, dis awlreaddi bee de olidai seazon!
dunno bowt taht, kittehs b 2 *unrooly* 4 teh Tetris. mebbeh das wut explainz y it lookz liek taht.
No, Iz comfortuble, rlly
O rly?
Ya rly!
Srsly!!!1!
Trunk Kitteh’s Relyz on overwhelming numberz
Some ’ssembly r’quired
Dese be Ikea kittehs?
Luks liek fur wonce, awl teh parts r there!
Wif eggstra partzez! O_o
In kayse u lewses sum.
Partz is partz.
An peesez iz peesez.
An whirled peas is a gooooooooooooooooaaaaaallllll!
wooks 2 mii wike dis kneads too B DISSEMBLED–iz awl tangled up !
DISSASSEMBLED !?!????!!?!!!!?!!! 0_0 !!!!
NO DISSASSEMBELLELLELLES!!!
KITTEH FIVE ALIBE!! 8-o
fank u ….ai been watein for sumwun to get dat……
buts den reassembled wif al da peecis in da rite playc
r we livin in a box?
r we livin in a cardboard box?
Wish we was libin in a van down by teh river.
Chris Farley FTW!
NOOOO…wee nawt wanna lif inna van–weez gots R own speshial Kar hear!
Jah, rite…we beez teh bawks kar kittehs!
Awbskewer 80’s wun-hitz wunnerz reffurenses FTW!
LUXURY!!!!!
i keeps tellen yoo gais, were goan needs a bigger boks
Bawks?
“You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t’ mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi’ his belt.”
Waz it uphill boff wais to wurk?
yup–an en teh snow yere round (‘cept wen it wuz sleetin’, or haling baskut bawls)
an’ weeez hafta wok bearfoots, two!
Monty Python FTW!
I’m going to have to sell you all
fer medikel hekspermintz
Ha. Luxury.
“We had to get up at 3AM, 2 hours before we went to bed, clean the cave with our tongues, walk 8 miles to school, uphill both ways, then work 26 hours in the mill, and when we came home my father would beat us to death the dance around our graves singing “halleuja.”"
Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl FTW.
Kitten Caboodle….we is it.
ai awwayz wunndert wut a kitten caboodle lukked lik. Naw ai noez!
Tank oo!
Pee yoo, orinjy cat. Yoo has teh bad brefs! Pleez to brush teeths teh nekst tyme we all get in boks together.
Y u allwayz blaem me??
himz taht smelt it delt it …
We r fambily,
I gots awl mah sisturs n meh.
reesun nummer foartee too dat kittehs be da bestest: foalds compactlee fur eezee stoaredge
Plz to not be getting teh wets. Plz to notz to does teh letting outs aftr teh midnytes.
An no nom-nomz, no madder haow much dei criez!
Hai! I rezembulls dat remark!
OT…….I used to know Hoyt Axton years ago. (he was the dad who brought the gremin home to his son) and he was just the nicest guy you could ever hope to meet, a big tease, I swear, within 15 minutes of meeting him I was walking with a limp, he pulled my leg so hard…….
a fabulous voice, wrote great songs, funny, and big hearted…..the world is a lesser place with his loss…..
Awl teh purrs comin frum teh boks, maeks it vibrate across teh rume.
Mobile kitteh heeter.
Nawt teh owtcom Schoedinger wuz ekspektin!
Zing!
OMG!
Cats nawt dead! Cats nawt lives!
CATC MULTIPLIES!
an excellent xample ob xponnenshull growth !!
kittehs in unison say: “sumwun Tel purfessur shroadingur that HE am ded soon as we is out of this bawks, and taht is literul nawt theeyuretikul, kthx. Suffaiss to say we iz nawt aMEWz’d”
Highly concentrated amounts of smoo
Use caution when attemptin to separate the kittage
Ooooh a nice box of fluffies! Thanx Santa!
Luv dis site!
Iz nawt fluwent in da lolspeak, but cn uzally figur it owt. But todai awlreddy i c sum tings dat confownds me: whut iz CHRG? wdoi? TTT? and CCC? Whare on innerweb can find defunitionz?
CHRG(wdoi) = chikkin hed rubbr gluv (wiht drauwings on it)
*to be worn in case of head explosions caused by cuteness of pictures)
CCC = Cute Crash Cart
*manned by very kind and generous hearts to take care of you after head explosions)
Hlep me here – TTT = European version of CCC?
Tute Trash Tart? Iffen dis be a dezert den let meh tell yoo: Do Not Want!
Ooh, an a beeg werlkom too yoo Mini (mowse?)
TTT = Terribly Twee Twolley an is, indeed, teh Brit vershun ob teh CCC, carries teh CHRG (wdoi), sawft blankies, etc. Aided an abetted by serchanresco kitteh, from sevral pics bak – kitteh wit a bakpak. Todai he has teh tishoos an choklit but yushully he has teh bandaids wit teh poneed awn!
Nawt to be confuzzled wit teh Tee Trolley wich is currently stocked wit erlgray tee an choklithobnobs an can be fown whereber 2 oar moer Brits R gatherd togebber!
ai lubs dee erlgray !!!
won ting foar shuor tho…..joo can getts de Tetley from GBriton
but nebbar tastes de same as it does obbar dere….muss be de
water. show muah bettar in GB dan here in de states.
Ai trys to werk owt hao mennee kittehs bai cowntin teh pors an divydin by fore – Ai maek it 2 an a haf!
Bee sieds teh orinj kitteh, ai cant figger owt whut hed goes wit whut boddee!!!11!
an tehre seems to be ekstra tayls
Xtra tales?
Dat B anodder Storee!
ekskoos me, Ai tink tihs wizzee bow-tie an skwirty flowr must be yurs!
kittunz be seying “sharing iz caring”
sharon is karen?
doan’t let da catz outta da…boks???
uuuu … how cute
Sum hoomins has a boks o-wine, luky hoomins has a boks o-kittehs. But whut happns when boks o-kittehs wines?
u feeded it gushy fud, f corse!
iz dat whut iz mint buy “whine and dyne”?
Fraturnitie kittehz can’t findz a fone boof enny moar.
ah Tribble ai thot ai’d fine dis remerk, an iz u !!!! ai waz gonna sai……ONLI 4 MOAR KITTEHZ IN THE BOKS AN WE GOTZ TEH RECORD !!!!! QUIK GET INNA BOKS !!!!
orngy kitteh sez nevvah ME timz allays everones timz *scowlyfase*
need bocks sez STAY OUUT! ORNGY KITTEHS ONLYZ
but kittehs tan not reed
wat too do?
poooor pooooor orngy kitteh
I red taht furst werd wiv no n. Oh dere.
I go hidey nao.
kittehs.rar
dagnabbit, no winrar instawlt.
cud yoo zip dem an resen? Tnx
Cauze, Kittehs.tar would mezz up da fur
Kittehs be tyred of thinking owtside teh boks all teh tyme. Wants too try thinking insyde teh boks now.
awl dat finking maykes teh kittehs tyred!
Hoo oardurred t3h Bawkz
Ubz Kittehz? No canz tellz how
mennee arz insyde.
Kittehz juss jump in
untill itz full. Leevz oapen
2 letz t3h Purrz owt
Nawn Poysunn~uss
Ornjj Kitteh iz pawpyoollur.
Roolz wiff velvett Paw
Diz prawdukkt haz no
dissattissfyed customurrz
wunse dayz luuks Insydez
Jack.
home deelivered oar cash an carry
howebbar joo lyke….we aim too pleeze !!
orinj mamakitteh sayz, i can has babeesittr?
Catecopia
thats not even funny… if you know anything about animal cruelty you’ll know why.
and if you knew anything about the propensity of cats, both alone and in groups, to cram themselves into absurdly small spaces either for warmth, privacy, their own amusement or whatever other inscrutably feline reasons, you’d have left it alone.
I can has BingLOL on teh caer-troll, plz?
M. C. Escher kittehs are tezzel… tessall… look lyke tyles on floor.
Schroedinger eat your heart out
iz dat eh tarball? i nohs one wen i seez one!