Where is your Dog NOW ?!
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I mean right NOW
congrats J-tarbox : )
*dances cool west syde story fite danse*
Iz yoo a shark oar a jet?
I lubs West Syde Storee!
I dance wif yoo — chanjing bak an forf frum shark tu jet, sinc I cant chooze jus wun.
This iz a grate danse – gud choyce, Princess. Ai joins u dansing fur J-Tarbox!
Are we doing the leeping? Let’s hold hans fur taht, OK?
I’m off – whooo hoooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo (that wuz beeg leep!)
*Hangs hed in shame*
*whispurrs*— I nebber seen West Syde Storee….
but i lubs too dants fur teh fursteess!
u no haffta hang ur head Kathleen!
I nebur saw it n da teeatur eavur.
but, fur most of mi lyfe, dat play has been referinced
on tv an ovur movies.
ahm pretti shore “moonlightin” (dey did njoy da musical numburs n dat sho)
did a parody and mabee lavern an shurli, possibli drew carey….
in fact, i recall now dat west side story had it’s special moment in da simpsons tew.
c, sew u r nawt alone : )
tanks Janet !,
ah tink ah will b a jet , yea dat will be fun… : )
… b/c I MUST taste his flavor immediately!
*lolgerman aksent*
Ve haf weis of makink joo talk
Big Kitteh Is Watchin’
I wantz 2 remienz dem dat az trustid Lolcat purrsunaleetee I culdz B heppinz wif teh raundin up teh uvverz 2 werkz in der unnergrawn cheezburger caves.
Ohhhh, nooooooooeeeeeesssss. We must run awai and HYDE. RUN, EVEREE WUN, RUN. Or it’s teh unndergrawn cheezburger caves fur u!!!
noes Janet! we … must… resist…
sune dey will kum tew realize dat kittehs an hoomins must
coex…koac…learn to live togeffur peasefilli
we can has binevolint symbiotik relationshipz?
woa unto u
u hab inkurred teh raff of happee cat
him did not has hims cheezburger an hims maaaaaad!
Him’s watchin u.
ANGRI hapi cat b leevin da presents ov da WURST KYND!!!!!!
Angri…hapi…..
….angrapi? O_o
heh heh angrapi cat : )
Angrapi cat is Angrapi.
Dass wut goggie gets fur steeling happicat’s cheezburger.
Happicat: Teh Revenj
I for one humbly bow down and welcome our giant cat overlords.
I lol’d
A tung-lashing: let me giv yoo it.
he was tastee an nootrishus !!
Ur Berger Kingz….I eeted himz.
Juz Kitten!
I did eeet teh Ronld McDonld, but spit him out cuz he tast funee
Mega-lolz!
frum Happicat to Impericat
at teh drop uvva hat
next comez bureaucat !!
in zeero secunz flat!
Iz thar a second verse?
shur, it goez frum bad to wurss.
As Happicat gets a little terse
And issues forth a curse!
the results of which required a nurse
but when that didnt wurk it wuz dee herse
so sadz : (
lol !!!
[gets down wif hims bad self]
U guise r so wunderful. Ai has laffed maiself silleh! U NEVER disappoint!
I mean right MEOW!
LOLZ.
*snicker* “Did you just meow?”
“No. Do I look like a f!!!ing cat to you?! …meow”
i CAN has cheezburger!
Smuddjj Kitteh upset
wiff himz Hewmin minnyunz. No
sleep 4 U 2nyte!
Hewminz mayd Meetlofe
instedd ubz Cheezburgrz! Dayrz
no ekkskewss 4 dat!
Hewminz canz play dat
gaym, 2. Hydez Kitteh’z katnipp
untillz himz cawllmz down
Jack.
ur k 9 has 4sakin u. mai roolz nao!
Dyslexic cat is Dslyxeci.
…licdsexy?
Oh hai…I bringinz licdsexy bak!
Whut the – ? Whai awn heer twise??? O_o
['hem] …u didnt DUBL-clik teh “add comment” butin, dids u? mabey?
Nah…I din’t dubel-clickee, but lass niet, I din’t seez mah kommintz, an fot dat teh Werdpress eeted it….so I maed unudder wun…an welll….
My bad….. >_<
o dat NEVAR hapins to meh. nots eben wunss.
need a brijj, btw?
Oh hai….I bringinz licdsexy bak!
Your soul. Let me show it to you.
…it had a flavur.
(yeah yeah, binglol… it had to be sed)
an de flavur was smokey an muy caliente !!
Gud kittteh, gud kitteh… just dunt… OMG! STOOOP! OMFG!
…stoop?? it iz YOO hoo muss stoop befoar IMPERICAT!!!
Boy watched my cat while I was away for Thanksgiving. She gave Boy a good scratching. I said, “Yeah, she’ll do that.” She likes to break in newbies so they get trained up right.
I dunno wai, but dat maed meh laff real hard. haznt hed such a good lol in a lawng tiem!
wee iz happi foar u !!
I think dis be line by Edward G. Robinson from movie about Jebus, but can’t
remember the name of movie.
E. G. Robinson was in “Ten Commandments”, played sell-out, bottom-feeding, suck-up-to-Egyptians, toady, somebody-shoot-him-NOW!, bad guy.
(I thot he played the part rather well, aktually!)
Sounds like he might have said “Where is your God, now?”
Just before something dramatic happened to him. And lethal.
Iz HappyCat’s evil twin!
dog/god
live/evil
nomed/demon
U 8 de debil??
and he wuz pleh.
in bad mood naow.
so no nonsenz frum u kthx.
No. Turnded him into nome. Liddel bittee garden nome.
That are wun powerful kittee!
yez, and in sum litul gardin wai ups in Ahlaskya.
This is a reference to the classic movie “The Ten Commandments” for those of you too young to notice.
oh, I get it!!!
Iz not lion, but I think I’ll just mosey on to the car, now!
(footsteps swiftly fading into distance)
u forget mine cheezburger?!
Cheez an burgur. Uh tokin ov submishun 2 teh wil ov Happy Cat.
Happycat is…
NOT!!!
Uh…this one is Photoshpped, right?
Right??
Yup…I’s skared.
Creepi Cat…
… is creepi.
(Also, line is “Where’s your messiah now, Moses?” Narf…)
*zort*
saem eksoduss we travuls on ebry niet, Peenkee…
…trai an getz 2 teh Prawmisded Lan….a lan floofing wif milkz an cheezburgers…much nom-nomz 2 B hadz….
I b thinkin dis b da Ozzie Labor Party Kitteh.
Ozbourne??? O_o
Oz = Australia. Labor Party CHOMPED John Howard gov’t. Labor party supports things like signing Kyoto, and has made climate change it’s top priority. I can has polar bears PLZ?
Where did you put my CHEEZEBURGER!
Taik mee to dentist. Ryte nao plz.
dis kitteh iz most impressiv and loverly,
his face look leik a wise butt stern owl,
butt wutz up wif hiz mouf?
Happycat has evolved into Angrycat
UR USER CANT SAFE U NOW, TRON
Awsum
luks liek teh last thing a mowsie evur seez…
U forget de frize wif my cheezburger?!
Where is your dog? I has eated your dog.
One of my all-time favorites.
No undirztahnd.
i can has funny?
luv dis kitteh–he lookn jes lik church in PET SEMATERRY!!!!
Evil kitty!! I must have him for my Minions!!!
I is giving u til the count of 3.
WHERE!?!?!?!?!?
poor poor doggy
Happie Kitteh iz no happie naow
HAPPY KITTEH EVOLVES INTO
EVIL KITTEH!!!!!!!
watch u be a lookin atz?
This cat is adorable. What breed is it??
HAPPY CAT IS NOT PLEASED.