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tehy sayz we gets eggstra snorgles n gushyfuds afters carride. sumtin must b goin on…
Oh nooes carrides means der vet! ai tole joo not to sprai in teh corners!!!
Bai teh wei, happie not-seconds for you kittehlurve!
Mebee kittehlurve wud liek a nice sowft shoo danse?
*sawft sawft shoo shoo*
ah do’in it rite?
Ai finks its liek tap but wifout teh tappings?
So ais gonna joyn joo wif a
*no-tap no-tap no-tappetytap tadaaaaaa*
Ai’m puttin awn mai veree moast sawfest shoos nao. Just fur kittehlurve!
step step
shuffle shuffle
twirl twirl
and ai repeets til ai needz moar “catfiend”
We going to Gammaz howse again
cuz our hoomins r so well traned,
tehy cant lib a dai wifowt us!
Doan furgit mah scratchie post, or Grammaz lace curtins r gonna git it!
Juss so U noe.
I know what you did last caturday
wiff Gamma, no less !!
how cudz joo ????
hahahah! laff laff snort!!
Kin I du teh sof shoo iffen I doan ware shoos???
U kin du a sowft bellie danse insteb ov a sowft shoo.
*Slyde Slyde Slippitee Slyde*
thay sayz onlee needz 1 kitteh heer. pak ur bagz. sry.
Teh bugs I plannted no work rite. Has to lissten teh old fashuned way. I heer manny, manny screems. I better go get mye bugs bak.
I is busy holding up de wall. Need more food for strength.
beat me to it! lol
lolwerdz, do u speek dem?
Be shor to go to FIZA cort an get warrent aftrward
On secun thot, nebur mind.
Hi. ’steroid andz lolfrendz:
Eff Bee Iee wunse tryd 2 yuze Kitteh 4 mobill mykrofone 2 lissen 2 Russhun spyz neer Doopawnt Sirkill in t3h urlee 1960s.
Fownd Kitteh. Shaybd himz back andz tayl. Puts itteebittee mykrofone Btween hims shoaldurr blaydz. Ranz antennuh downz hims back andz tayl.
Took Kitteh inz a van neer to wayr t3h Russians woodz meet in Park. Oapened t3h doar ubz t3h van.
Kitteh runned away!
Jack.
Well wat dey fink kitteh gunna do? Gubermint haz mos stoopie hoomins.
Mah gess iz sum wun
watchd “Misshun Impawssibill”.
Didn’t feenk it throo.
Oanlee feeng dat tells
Kitteh wayr 2 go iz hims
curreeawssitee.
Hewminz duz nawt trayn
Kittehz. Kittehz traynz Hewminz
subliminalee
Jack.
awsum, jack! i allways sez mah kittehs can has trayned meh pretteh gud… gud, butt nawt purrfekt!!
Y des gubermint peeps so stoopy? What dey like in goveermint dat brings dem der? Sum nommys? Warm spots inna sun? Iz jus don unerstand dis whole gubewrmint ting.
Gubburrmintz peekz nawt
stoopee ( I arz wun) Dayz juss
lakk prawpurr foakuss
Steddy pay~chekk. Hardz
2 beez fyred. Rakkz upz lawtza
leeve tyme eech munff
Lawtza dayz awff, 2.
Juss a tynee cawg inz a
graytz beeg hewj masheen
Jack.
Kthx, Jack. I learnz now,
Az a retyred Federul gubermint werker, ai must taek a bit ov eggsepshun to yur observashun. Butt ai will admit – thar r fur shur a lot of dummies thar, too!
Ya, I nawt meen dat most gubermint hoomins is stoopie, but dat teh mos stoopie hoomins are dere.
teh kittehz haz no gubermint. hmmm….
democracee iznt da best govurmint
an it nawt da wurst govurmint
ahm willn tew except sum flaws n owr semi-frii societee
over sum ov de otter ideers dat has bin tryed owt in hooman past
lyke dem guys dat wood beet me up fur walkin down da steat alone.
EEwww, er lyke da miggle ages when peeps wiff a sowrd juss wun awll da argumints atomaticly
ooohhh er win girls were juss properti tew be bought an sold
As da Grate Hienlien said
eberi wun wanna frow da bassturds owt
an put der own bassturds in…
juss b kareful a wurstur debil doan taek ober fur the old wun…
heer in Belgium teh hoomins doan eider, for neerlie half a yeer nao.
*grombul grombul stoopy poulitishuns*
dats cawz deh gots us to keeps dem safe en urn deh kibbels en takes out deh trash.
I seed a sticky sign stuk to da car’s butt. It sayed: “If God had wanted us to vote, he’d have given us candidates.”
Iz juss sayin.
Princess Mu, Uz knoz a lot 4 a princess.
*blush* fanks, Lucy
i wud run way 2 if u shayb mai back andz tayl!!
i wuz finking u were gonna sai dey cudnt heer de voices ober
de kitteh purring so lowdley
too funnee !!
wun time i taked mah kitteh 2 da vet an vet were lissenin 2 hiz hart. butt kitteh were nerviss, so i kep petting him an tellin him hao gud he r… just to made him comfeh, u knows… finalleh, vet axted meh 2 quit pettin kitteh. she cuddent heer hiz hart – onleh purrin!!!
hi ibk
this happen 2 tucker ebery tyme we go to vet. jus look at hims and he purrs. vet hardli eber heers his hart cause him cants be kwiet
Kitteh satissfyed
wiff trayneeng ubs herz Hewminz.
Reddee 4 Stayjj Too
Kitteh wantz 2 tryz
moar rich Hewmin fude. Mebee
needz 2 B kewturr?
Kitteh needz lawngurr
Napz. Moar snuggilz andz rubz woodz
B verreh nyse 2
Jack.
Butt, deh nawt sayinz ennyting ~Interestin~
Iz goes bak 2 sle3p naow..
Shtiks an shtonez kitteh.
WHAT? MAH TURKEE WUZ DRI??
AN TEH GWAVEE WUZ LUMPEE??
*snif*
dat okey ‘Lissa ah likes turkey jurkey . an ahm shoore doose lumps wuz mushrooms….rite????
: ) (heehee)
i no fixed mah turkee dee wai de websites an processorz sai
ebben mah dad raved….which iz a berry beeg deal
kewl! gude fur joo : )
Ai needs a glas to heer better.
Somwun get me glas of milluk pleez?
N maek it fasst…n warm, ov corse.
Doan eben fink bout teh nasty non phat kine.
or U git erly present.
in your shoe
Wai, stend. U surprize mee. U said “shoe” and remayned awl calm-liek.
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Kitteh is lisnin to teh choklithobnobs in teh wallspays, maykin teihr plans to attak yu wit teh ebil poundz!
I heer dem, too.
Sum ov dem attak meh affer Fanksgibbin while I wuz asleeps.
it wuz de leffovar pai thumppin de wallz at mah howse
it thupped so lowd it got awll eeten up !!
ZOMG !!!
wai u doo dat ???
Oh noos not meh?
WallCat is lisnin to you masterbayt.
Iz shure I hearz a seel bark!
fur the yunger reeders of ICHC: https://www.thurberhouse.org/store/images/30_l.jpg
sangrail – ai went to teh site (ai LUVS Thurber) – hao do yoo find the pikshures? Ai cudn’t find an archive or eny refreunzes. Did reed teh grate ghost storee, tho!
Janet, teh link I gived wuz to teh pikshure I tawked bout. Not menny pikshures
at this plaiss tho and thoz r awl in ’store’ paige. Lotts on da web in uvver plaisses tho!
Az I rite this messije teh kitteh hoo pwns me juss frowed up icky on de karpett.
IZ A SINE!
I goz too luk – maibees iz in shaip of saynt an can be pillgrimmidges to vizit? Gifftt shop, soovennears – MUNNEES!
ETA: No, iz juss icky. Iz sad. No toorists. No munnees. I goz to kleen up.
;-p :-d
juss tryying de graphx..
Iz mah kitteh! He’s turnin all kinds of red right now! Thank you voters! I’m so excited I’m misspelling everything! =P
My original caption: eevsdroppin kitteh heres u doing it
gratulashuns! An also fur yor prettie kitteh. Hope he turns bak to orinj soon, ai lub teh orinj kittehs
yeh!! berry xciting! nice-lukin kitteh 2!!
corse, u knows, nao u needs 2 gives him moar snorgels an smoos. nawt onleh covver blowed, nao r famus!!
Teh reel kitteh’s name iz “Caliban”. He livz up:
“Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises”
-Caliban, from Shakespeare’s The Tempest
(iz sorreh, ben c, if you wanted kitteh to be anonymouse)
!! Hairball noewz 2 much. Kitteh kover blowed.
Congratuhashun Ben C. It must bee verree eggsiting indeed to see yur own deer kitteh heer fur awl to admire! Thank u fur sharing him with us! And – pleez – u must know we lieks to heer abawt the kittehs. Nao we knows his name – butt what is he liek? Hao old? hao did yoo get him?
congrats ben and caliban! your kitten’s cute enough now to make up for my bloody leg. yayz
Kitteh sais:
“y u no tell me paynt wuz wet?”
Kitteh need hugz
I happy to supplye
room tilt kitteh slide to wall…
..paws over hed
Shut dawn teh grabage compractors! Shut dem awl dawn!
Teh wallz hav eerz, but iz ok, so do kitteh
Kitteh noez ur sekrets.