I will hug him an skweez him
an call him jorj
wut is dis about? here’s the answer. Thx James B!
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Cowch coms wit co-ordinayting kittehs!
nots ayronniklee or grah-too-wittuz-lee eethar!
datz cuz dis iz a berry plain cowch…
Simpul baysic peeses wif dekoratif aksents.
plz be noting when placing ur orders:
simpul baysic peeses are opshunall
dekoratif aksents are nut opshulall
I holdz yoo bery, bery tite and neber letz yoo go. Yoo still breething okai?
I iz breethe so youz can just squeeze…
Dis my kitteh shape hot pad. I snuggles him on cold nites.
*Does dance for Ambercat not bein sekond*
hop hop hop hop
Iz not very good dancerist
Hawping is gud!
Hawp hawp hawp on teh leftie fut
Hawp hawp hawp on teh ritey fut
Hawp hawp hawp ob both teh feets togebber!
Reepeet tehn sit down fore a cupovtee an a choklithobnob!
*hawp hawp hawp* : )
congrats amber cat : )
mmm…hobnobz…happee plaiss!
Teehee, Ai brings anodder British Kultural Eyecon to ICHC!
wat b hobnob? iz choklit, mus b GUD!
Iz teh yummy cookie wiv choklit awn an oateycrunchy bottum. Nummy. Butt – wuns u open teh pakit, tehy awl disappeer! Iz misstry.
is gud fore dunkin in tee but yu has to be kwik or yu gets awl teh mushy stuff at the bottom ob yur cup. Do Not Want!
choklithobnob! yes plsthx! I has a cupovtee, tho!
Yay, Ambercat!
Hawp hawp hawp on teh leftie fut
Hawp hawp hawp on teh ritey fut
Hawp hawp hawp ob both teh feets togebber! x twoooo
Nao ai has the cupovtee. Still sum choklithobnobs in taht paket. I werries cus u sayed it was (gasp) OPEN! Maybee wunz they r free tehy just runs away?
Dat must be it Janet, ai is sertin ai did nawt eet tehm awl!
Maybee sumday, if u needs to maek a hole in ur walls fur renovating or suchliek, u will find hole towns ov choklithonobs, living happilee in tehir freedom. Purrpahs they is even holding elekshuns liek in Australia. Purrhaps if u puts ur ear to teh wall, u cud heer teh liddle hobnobs cheering!
Dat’s whut wall-cat was lissening too.
all I can sayz iz I luvz its… Kitteh cuddlez be dah cutests of dem alls…
mee tooo
a snuggles a dai, keepses teh vet away!
hunnee, i lurves u, but cud u looze a fyoo pawnds?
iz justs more of mez to loves….
Iz nawt phat…jess eggstrah floof.
*hugly eggzooberance*
“O Poo!!! Iznt it wunnerful?!! Thee tyde iz turning!!!!”
“WTF Smokey?”
“In Awstraylya!! Thay haz juss sakd thayr right-wing anti-aborshun anti-refyoojee pro-war anti-kyoto Xtian-fundee gubbermint!!!”
“Smokey…thass kewl an awl, but ICHC iz nawt foar noozbraykz, k?”
“Yess but it juss gawt amayzing – John Howard iz gunna be furst PM in 80 yeerz to looz hiz own distrikt. Itz lyke Jordge Boosh gettin banned from Teksass foar bein a jyant douchebag!!”
“O yay Smokey, FTW!!!!!”
*ahem* kthxbai
Cungrattalashuns on ovacumming tyrrany! It iz hartening to see dat it can happin. Maybbey cud happin heer in teh US too. Power to teh peeps!
And YAAAAEEEEAAAAY tina! Taht’s reel braking news for giving thanks!! Yoo must be floating awn air. I’ll bet u luks liek hovercat rite nao!
Ai must say – ai havn’t yet herd it awn r news yet – but ai did sleep layte and we has an old (TCM) moovee awn.
ByBy to nasty Haaaard mans. Haaaard is how ozzee frens say Howard.
YAY!! Sanity is out there!!!
and as for the pic – SPLORT! – goes mah hed
happy, gud tidins!! congrats on da shake-up in gubbermints, t.i.n.a!!!
It is goot, all us Aussie kittehs are vereh vereh happeh but teh nuu gubbermint still be having not teh bestest policies fuh teh aminals rights…
http://www.voiceless.org.au/index.php/?option=com_content&task=view&id=515&Itemid=417
PS. Ranski did not know so mannny Aussie kittehs visited ichc?!! Is vereh aweshum!!!
p.s. hymlik – ur doin it rawng!
Luv iz.. alwais havin him near
an nawt karin wut he wares
Not 2nite hunee… Iz haz hedake
Can wez juss cuddle 2nite?
….an he wil telz me bawt teh rabbitz awl dae lawng.
uv mice an men ftw!
2 funnies! Iz zaktly reezun one uv me kittiez is nehmed “George.” When she wuz itty bitty 4 weeks old kitteh, abandoned, she wuz adoptered bai 2 uv mai kittiez; they wudn’t let hers oot uv thayre site fer munths and munths!! Wud tag team grooms her, too…
ohhhhh – hao sweet. Sounds a bit liek ittehbittehkitteh with Kathleen and Gremlin!
Stinbek R Bugs bunneh?
Haaaaaaaalp….*gasp*
I IZ nouT ur Boeyfrind!!!
Mulltipull Kittehz
arz allwayz eezee 2 find.
Wiff deez feengz inz mynd
Doan’t luuks 4 Kitteh.
Fyndz a streem ubz warm Sun lyte.
Kitteh willz beez dayr!
Kitteh willz beez joynd
sune enuff. Doan’t knoez wye? It’z
Kitteh Simmitree
T3h trikk iz to knoez
wayr wun Kitteh endz andz t3h
uddurr wun beginz
Jack.
*roll in CCC fur kyoot emerjinsees*
Mayks me want to gits Manfred fur snuggel nap!
run.. go get manfred! alwais a good taim fur snuggel napz!
yep. it troolii iz a gude dai fur snuggles. Lucky, Mu and I stayd cuddled up alseep till noon tudai! Wi hardli ebur sleep dat late.
i wunder if they’z havin dere snuggel nap rite now?
probli : )
Snuggel nappeez iz teh bestest.
I used to snuggle nap with my daughter when she was a baby. Not the same I know but OH how I miss it….. (teenagers don’t like to snuggle nap with their old moms
Sumtyms tehy do!
oww LG i’ll snuggel nap wif yu! Only..i’z no baby, no even teenager, so mite luk wierd, adult and adult havin snuggel napz togedder
nebur n e trubble in a nnosent sunggle no mattur who u iz…
I still lyked snuggle nap wiv mom, rite until I moove to my own howse.
Prolly still would but too busy chattin when she visits – no time to nap!
Also, sofa seems to hav shrunk…
Shuzsh, 888888 kat Weel Nebber havta know
Is trwooo… is trwooo!
Iznt it “nurm him jorg”?
Ai do bleee yoo r rite!
yew shall be mai squishie and i shall call yew squishe *zaps* owww bad squishie
Finding Nemo FTW!
Lolololol
tawoo wuvv nawt happens eberdai.
So tweasure ur wuve.
And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva
Have you, da wing?
Dis wun wuz MAI pik!!!! :-O
Tank tu ebbrywun hoo voats fur mai pik. Dis wuz mai verry furst wun ebber.
*shyshyshyshyshy*
u can Tells moar bout des bootiful kittehs pls.
Yes, pleeze to be telling moar. We luvs to heer about the kittehs. Hao awl they r, hao u got them, funneh liddle habits – u know – stuff!
Helo Janet and dd,
Deez nawt bee mai oan kittehs, dis waz jus a pik wut wuz at ICHC an eye mayd da kapshun foar itt.
Eye du lub kittehs so much. Dey ar so flufee an swete. Deyr purring mayks mee happee an cahm. An wen dey ar plaeful dey bee so funnee. Nuttin mayks mee laff so much az kitteh plae.
Alex wuz mai best kitteh. Eye wan anudder wun jus lyk him. Hee yoosed tu ryd aroun da hows awn mai sholders, all relaksed lyk hee had noa boans. Eye had tu hoald awn tu hiz but soa dat hee wudnt fawl off.
Hee lubbed it wen eye mayd bred and wud stae betwene mai leggz wile eye wuz makin it. Den he beggd an beggd foar mee tu gib bred tu him. Nom·nom·nom·nom·nom·
Wen hee pasd awai, eye had tu mayk bred foar him jus wuns moar, befoar wee berried him. Eye mayd da speshul resstin playss foar him, layd him insyd, an den eye lett him hab da verry furst bred slys.
Mai swete babee. eye stil mis him sooooooo much.
Ur kittehs—dey haz a text-yer–
dey be sofft wike vell-vit!
Touching yer kittehs—-
WANT!!!
*Keeesssss* *Keeeeessss* *Kesssssss* Pwease! Nawt on teh furst date!
Awwwwww
mebbur dat brudder wuvz yew tew.
Keep yer cholkid bunnee, I has a chonklit KITTEE!
Lik, lik, lik, nom.
I have a cat named Jorj!
NK i posit dis befaor, it were eeted.
U KEEPS SKWEEZIN U GONNA GITZ A SOOPRIZE!!!
POOOOOT
SOOPRIZE!!
funey… am dizmayd, buts nawt soopriezd.
Ai lyk soff bunneez jorj
Dat no Jorj, iz zackly lyk ma kitteh Bertie!
‘Cept him sister not big hugly bombinabull, jus mean fightist….
this one killed me “and call him jorj” tell him to call me jorj too.
That quote was the reason I named my pet chick George! XD (though I later came to find out ‘he’ was really a ’she’ but I didn’t change the name, nor did the current owners. :3)
lolz
ohai jorj! ai wilz reskyoo u!