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Coffee Cat is Caffeinated!
furst danse for red bull cat must be teh
JITTER BUG!!!!
appropriate danse commint deetekted !!
hm…. i jittereh. dat gud enuff?? i has nommed 2 mutch da terkeh an crammberries. still fullz from fanksgibbin.
mmmm…teh sgibbin iz teh bestest part ob teh terky, fank u berry much
Caffeine kitteh n pill kitteh needz intervenshions…
zomg can see forever
they’ve cleaned up the meth lab, but they’re having trouble placing the pets
dis cracks meh up ebbery time i reed it !!
Oh noes! Barbra Streisand ref?
??? is it ???
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/14/zomg-i-can-see-foreverz/#comments
he might be on teh massage chair
OH mai….RedBull-powered kitteh kin gibz enurjee to small sittee naoh.
uh oh … time for an intervention. maybe a big bowl of turkey gushyfud.
Mmmmm….trip-tee-fanz….mah favreetz!
mmmmms triptifans! 1 ov mai favrit ameeno acidz! speshally in turkee form!
I ownlee stopz drinkn kaffeen 4 cheezburgerz!
Naoh if dey jess maekz teh coffee-nated cheezburgers, I B teh happee!
C’mon, play wiff me. C’mon, c’mon. Wets play. k? k? K?
agggggiTAAAAAAtttted ??!!???
joo sai i iz aggitatted ??!!??
wai joo sai dat ??!??!?
i no understandz
i iz peecful an calmz
i iz saing mah secret wurd rite noaw
joo cannut rent space in mah hed
i iz peecful an calmz
oh…ok…will tak mah pointee ends owt jur bak noaw
gooooozfraubau …..
OMG Itz CATURDAY everywun go krazee!
fursty dants to Lins!!
shimmy shimmy shake shake
and wif de wedbuls, nit sew mucs werks!
w-w-u-u-t-t-s-s
h-h-a-a-p-p-e-e-n-n
t-t-o-o
m-m-e-e-e-e-e ??!!??
dis bee ur kitteh on da washer in spin cyckel…
hehe. http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00c225259c7b604a.html
Kitteh needz his mefamfedameenz
No kitteh dats teh wurstest. Yoo no need!
I can has sykoaktiv substinsiz?
Kitteh: icanhas valley-yumm?
kitkay: ‘frayd nawt, kitteh…uz kin haz kold terkey!
Kitteh: Pleh, no moar terkiedei leftobers pleez. I can has kold tunas in sted?
iz meta-4-ik-ell turkee, sillie kitteh,
sew, ez, youz kin ave meta-4-ik-ell tuna, if it wrks 4 U!
kold terkey?!? NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Stik to teh ‘nip kitteh, jes stik to teh ‘nip.
Teh nip be good, butt teh rubbur bands bee bettur. Mah kittehz git verrrrrree hi frum teh rubbur bands. Dems lyk mef to dem kittehs.
wun of mine luuuubs teh rubbar bans too, but not to plei wif. She jes piks dem up in her mouf an den she runs aaaawwwwl ober teh hows and miaaws reelee lowdlie. Teh naybors mus fink we is torsuring her or sumfin.
Is funnee but not wen she do it at nite wen teh hoomins wants sleeps. Also ais worried taht she mite swaller wun sumdei so we trai to keeps dem awei from her but shes a rubbar ban magneit, dey grabiteit to her i fink.
nao i getz itt. i hadda kitteh named cammie. he allways steeled da rummber bands an nom dem. i wud seed him an yell 4 mah boi: ‘qwuik, get cammie, he has a rummber band!!’ butt nebber enny lukk. kitteh had nommed it.
so wun day i seed cammie skootchin his but on da flore. i nebber seed a kitteh duz dat b4. i fot wuz like da goggeh wen dey has wermz. (disgustin) i getz awll upset, finkin cammie hadded a werm. den i wented ober an seed whut cammie leeved on da flore…
wuz a perfektly raownd turdlette wif rummber band attacht.
lol !!!
wurmmy rubbah bandee turdletts on dee loose !!
Mai awnties goggie did seim fing but wif a buntch of bloons. No so lukkie tho, needud trip to teh vet an had big operashun.
Bloons wuz fine.
Goggie too.
Ai yoosd to hav kitteh dat lurrrvd to nom paypur. Shee nommed mah bukz nd howmwerk. Mah teecherz sai “did goggie nom?” nd ai say “no, was kitteh dat nommed teh delishis howmwerk!”
dood mah kiiteh noms on plastic bags. It told her iz not such a gud idea, but she no listen. Duznt chew newai – just licks dem cleans. NE ONE elses kitteh do this?? strange behavurz.
sf, mai tucker lubs to roll on the bags from the Hobby Lobby. Not grocery, not walmarts, not drug store; just HL, and maybe once in a while Menards. think he likes the slick of them; also likes to roll on newspapers (especially when i’m reading it). but he never noms them
jj puts rubber band over foot, pulls with teef, lets go and snaps foot, then cannot figure out why towsies hurts. adorable but never said he was genius.
Ma kitteh lurvs to be climin insyd de bagz, but he no noms dem. I be sayin kitteh, yous gonna sufukate! But him no lissen.
lulz, I’ll tell u wut Vimmeh, teh otter dai ah heer HYUUUUUGE crash in teh kitchenz. Den mah kitteh comes skulking into mah room wit teh bag from teh garbage stuck around her neck. Needz me to pull it off!!! adorable but not genius indeedz.
mah kitteh noms plastik bagz n i figgured out atlast: she tinks iz watter. she likks. iz smoot so musbe watter. bad mommie, donno wen kitteh tirsty. now she no.
yoo didnt ask how manee starbucks dubbleshots i has… i has 10 of dem..
dances on ceiling with ceiling cat now…
lulz!!! I’ve had days like this.
Teh enerjee: I HAZ it!!!!1!
i can has energy?
Yes yoo kan!!!!! I has plenny to spayre.
oh goody … thanks Daisy!! i hearts my ICHC pals@!!!
Energon? Optimus?
teh erfquakin myndsheykin gudtymes tu be had avter trkees gond
Vibro-kitteh cuts thru ur cuteness resistance liek it wuz butterz!
I love how on ICHC, even a not-so-perfect kitteh photo can be full of winz!
Speerit kitteh is eetheereul…
“gimme gooshy fud or imma hant yu wif kitteh bref an randum tings fallin from hi places.”
Freid its too lait, Poultergaist Kittehs plasma aies alreddy turnt on.
ah… deja view. i gotz vaulted ceelin in da libbin rum. kittehs run on da wall. b4 i moobed in da howse, i fot: “o, whuta nice place 2 puts mah pretteh stuffs!” (i gotz prosellin bowls an ginger jars, blah-blah-blah) no sutch fing, kthnxbai.
iz cat-walk. dere be kittehs! an dey walks on it, an iff dey has sqwabbel up dere, dey KNOKS eetch uvver orf it, an dey nao can goes to tawp of frigimater an cabbinets an bukscases.
iz nice 2 finks mebbe spirit kittehs – butt i ben dun SEED hu dun it. dey meh berry mutch alibes an kikkins stinker-kittehs!!
Sowns liek teh firs Pierats movie
Is dey bai chans calt Jonny an Orlandow?
nah. scarlet an mantissa. mosteleh. denn sumtimes iz aidan mccloud up dere. dragon, kc and peony dusnt goes dere mutch. dey fullfiggered an prefurrs 2 stay downlow.
WANTS
MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Dis imaj iz eggzacly y wii no serv redbull inda bar. Wii not need em drunk AND wyred. Ai needz teh redbull wen wurken, jus soz Ai kin stay ‘wakies.
I has errthqwake in my hed…help!…got googly eyes!
vrroooooooooom…(stop) vrroooooooooooooooom….errrrrrr (brakes sound)
YOU STILL HERE!?
Heisenberg Cat’s exact position cannot be determined.
Oh rite, ai can has speed or psishun, nebber bof
an obveeuslee ais got loooots ov speed now
Heisenberg Kitteh iz unsurtin.
But hes ok wif it, he fownd Schrodingers Kitteh an deyre havving an unsurtintie partee.
…mebee.
HALP!!!@! ITS A PEENK ELAFINK!!! GET IN TEH KAR!!!1!!!
jeezis craist, issa pink line!
*haidz bawks uv culerd pinsels*
jeebis crise, dere IZ no lions! I JUS WANNA GET IN DA CAR!!!!!
(i nawt reeleh yellin. just over-actin.)
yeah foar shurrez
itz reelee cold owt dere !!!
Kitteh sits awn washinmasheen durin fast spin sykul
Oh noo
U need a ryde hoom
lass dai uv finells!!!
and da red bulls gaf me… jato
rite ovr mai haus wit teh afterburners blazing
Nawt teh pooty afturberns! O_o
I is purrfektly stil. Iz evrywur els dat be moovin.
I can has wingz?
Mah caffeine overduhse – let me sho u it
i can has wurmhole expurrienze?
Wired kittee are wired.
Red Bullz nawt ansurr
2 Tripptofann Enzime. Himz
needz 2 rydez it owt.
Kitteh coodz beez upz
4 a few dayz. Mebbee himz
needz t3h Hamsturr Weel?
Kitteh attemptz 2
vybrayte froo Wall. Nawt wurkeeng
too gudz, ackshoolee
Jack.
Our catten Rikki, 3:00 AM.
Let me show you him.
Dat eggaklee why awr Sita iz banned from bedrum at nite–too manee nites uf “letz plai unner da bed” at fowr in da mornin. Do not want.
unner teh bed?? u be luckeh.
U say dat affer sevrul nites of bein woken up in da wee ours by kitteh wut sawnds like she tryin to dig her wai throo da matress from da bottum up, den crawl awt uf warm kozee bed to xtrakt kitteh awt from unner bed. Vurry much pleh.
Eye kan haz knew glasses?
Ebbry ting wooks soo bwerry
thru mai owld 1’s !!
I iz teh kwayzee wabbid kitteh! I wontz mah kookeez!
scanner cat is…. scanning!
Thot it waz gramma sara’s progressiv lenzez
r mabbe hr glaz of sharrndy.
NOOO SHAKE TEH KITTEH BABEH!!!
Cat-aracts. Yoo haz dem.
i love this!
Red Bull gives you wings!!! Or really cute fur! U wanna pet me? You first must be able to catch me! I spin sideways!
dids de cieling cat givs him de red bulls?
i haz ben thinkens dat de basement cat
haz givs him de redbulls.