iz meta-4-ik-ell turkee, sillie kitteh,

sew, ez, youz kin ave meta-4-ik-ell tuna, if it wrks 4 U!

wun of mine luuuubs teh rubbar bans too, but not to plei wif. She jes piks dem up in her mouf an den she runs aaaawwwwl ober teh hows and miaaws reelee lowdlie. Teh naybors mus fink we is torsuring her or sumfin.
Is funnee but not wen she do it at nite wen teh hoomins wants sleeps. Also ais worried taht she mite swaller wun sumdei so we trai to keeps dem awei from her but shes a rubbar ban magneit, dey grabiteit to her i fink.

nao i getz itt. i hadda kitteh named cammie. he allways steeled da rummber bands an nom dem. i wud seed him an yell 4 mah boi: ‘qwuik, get cammie, he has a rummber band!!’ butt nebber enny lukk. kitteh had nommed it.

so wun day i seed cammie skootchin his but on da flore. i nebber seed a kitteh duz dat b4. i fot wuz like da goggeh wen dey has wermz. (disgustin) i getz awll upset, finkin cammie hadded a werm. den i wented ober an seed whut cammie leeved on da flore…

wuz a perfektly raownd turdlette wif rummber band attacht.

lol !!!

wurmmy rubbah bandee turdletts on dee loose !!

Mai awnties goggie did seim fing but wif a buntch of bloons. No so lukkie tho, needud trip to teh vet an had big operashun.

Bloons wuz fine.

Goggie too.

Ai yoosd to hav kitteh dat lurrrvd to nom paypur. Shee nommed mah bukz nd howmwerk. Mah teecherz sai “did goggie nom?” nd ai say “no, was kitteh dat nommed teh delishis howmwerk!”

dood mah kiiteh noms on plastic bags. It told her iz not such a gud idea, but she no listen. Duznt chew newai - just licks dem cleans. NE ONE elses kitteh do this?? strange behavurz.

sf, mai tucker lubs to roll on the bags from the Hobby Lobby. Not grocery, not walmarts, not drug store; just HL, and maybe once in a while Menards. think he likes the slick of them; also likes to roll on newspapers (especially when i’m reading it). but he never noms them

jj puts rubber band over foot, pulls with teef, lets go and snaps foot, then cannot figure out why towsies hurts. adorable but never said he was genius.

Ma kitteh lurvs to be climin insyd de bagz, but he no noms dem. I be sayin kitteh, yous gonna sufukate! But him no lissen.

lulz, I’ll tell u wut Vimmeh, teh otter dai ah heer HYUUUUUGE crash in teh kitchenz. Den mah kitteh comes skulking into mah room wit teh bag from teh garbage stuck around her neck. Needz me to pull it off!!! adorable but not genius indeedz.

mah kitteh noms plastik bagz n i figgured out atlast: she tinks iz watter. she likks. iz smoot so musbe watter. bad mommie, donno wen kitteh tirsty. now she no.