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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

u want me to barf up my turkee dinnah frum yessterdee?
FIRST COMMENTZ LOLZ.
WRONG!
N-E-Way dis iz nawt even a comet at awl.
Naoh whut u sez der, Kitkat…naoh dat’s a kommint!
ear-squishee kitteh! protekt ur feets!
hot christmas gift: tickle me elmo, the feline version.
oooooh ai DO WANT a tikle me kitteh ! wat a gud ideer………
me too, Santa!
Aban bedderer, a Snorgle me Kitteh! Snorgle its bellee to maek it purrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Hello, Mattel?
WANT BOFF !!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
Awwah.
He’z preshuss.
:3
Yoo sillee! Dat littel piggee did not reelly has Roste Beef!
butt he did pee hisself awl da wai home
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh! u noes Im tickelerish!! heeeeeeheeeee stopppp heeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeee srsly if u dont stop it I mite involer…………unvolentr………..involum………..not on purrpos biet yu or heeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee swatt u wif mai poynntty ends heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeee stoooooooooooopppppp!!!!
furgot safeword
no tikls! no tikls! ai mai not kno safwurd, but ai bets if ai peez on yu caus yu tikls me, yu stop tikls!!!!!
btw, stend, ai googld yur “name”. way cool!
that’s whut I wuz thinkin, whiskers
mah system
let meh show u it ; )
iz a fine line betwix plesshur & payn……
“Pineapple!”
ober at http://www.unshelved.com dey hab t-shirtz dat say “My safeword is OW!”
srsly! im gunna pee
heheheheheheheheh stop! heheheheheheheh
whups! sry capricorncringe. ai dint reed doan befr postin teh peez on yu comment.
no hates teh whiskers, grat mainds tink alik.
U likin awl de gud cheezburger flavorz off uf meye pawz.
Eye don care eff eye haz a flavor, an eet iz gud.
We no dat teh goggies feetz smelles lyke fritoes, so wut duz teh kittehs feets smells/tastes lyke?
not gonna tastes teh kitteh paws. so i sniffs them (prolly not a gud ideer cornsiddereeg ware teh paws been) & so i can reporrt….teh paws smells liek FLOOF.
First time I readed that, I miss readed it as “smells liek FLOOR” — wich make sence, axully.
Smells lyke biscits – yum
Ais gonna eet joo up yes ai is cuz joos soo kyoot wif teh leppard bellie!!!
Nomnomnomnomnom. Hey! Howd taht cheezburger flavorz gets dere?
noaw ai noes taht kittehz laff at stoopy huminz awl teh tiem, butt this iz wun ob teh first tymez kitteh iz busted laffing……..
teh kitteh iz gigglin ….fer reel……amazin, jest wen u fink u hab seen awl taht kittehz can do……tehy suprizes u agin
gigglepuss!
where’s muh choclit muffies, the one in the silver cups?
dunno, fat boy et em.
Liar! He sez you ate em, and threw the cups at him!
mebbe i hide em from you then….hey wait what u doing….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I SWER I DON”T KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
STOP IT! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HAHAHAHA i et em! no i only joking HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OH NOES!!! IZ TEH MANRAY TIKKLE BELT TORTURE!!!!
Ha ha ha haha
He he he hehe
Ha ha ha haha
Nyah nyah nyah nayh
ai lieks dis pic!
WTH, R dey insidz a pumpeekin?
Whut is dat stranj stuff dey layin on?
dat’s wut i wuz wunderin. is blankit? is pumpeekin? is wisconsin cheez hed hat?
Iz punkin blankee.
wif cheez.
icanhazcheezblankie?
Yesh…u can haz.
Heh…poor kitteh
joo maik meh waff owt lowd !!!
Liddill Kittehz tellz
joakz abowt sillee Hewminz
wenz no wunz arownd
Wenz joakz doan’t wurkz, dayrz
allwayz tymez 2 “Makez Bisskitz”
inz deep silkee fur
Hewminz feenkz Kittehz
planneeng 2 takyz ober t3h
Wurld. Andz dayz arz ryte!
Jack.
Tag
U it
Dude thats some good sticky shit. pass the bong
Excuse me, WordPutz, I am not Cottleston Pie! I hates u!!!1!1!
Wow, that’s super cute.
MMMMOOOOOOOOMMMM Hez tiklin me agin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*MOM* dont maek me come in der !!!!!!!
I wuv chezwiz…hurwe getz da sawtienz
Dis y beink shoes-shiner-boy fer kittees are not good ideya. Must uses tung, and custumrers have peclu — precul — odd reacshuns.
I don’t know what a URI is?
But if ever there was a picture that proved cats laughed, this is it.