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Heh…heh guyz….therez diz biiiiiiiig rock fallin’ fwom deh skyez!
I do the Funkeh Chicken in honor of you not being second.
Duz enywun noe how to “Walk Da Dynazor” lyk Waz (Not Waz)?
Weez cud du dat mibbe?
Shak Shak Shakalakalaka Boom!!!
I knowz it!
You must be from teh Engerland.
“Everbodee do teh Dinozaw!”
Skawtland, acshually, but cloze enuff!
:^)
Openz teh door, getz on teh floor.
Evybody walkz teh din….dieno…….really big lizzird sore!!
Boom Boom Akla laka laka boom!
Boom Boom akla laka boom boom!
Twirl, twirl, pounce, twirl sliiiiiiiiiiideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
“heather, whay are you such a megab1tch?”
bcuz i cans be.
oh lawwwwd
oh lawwd
Vanillah Kitteh sez:
Stop! Kollaboraet an lissen.
Bakgrown kittehs sei:
Pleh! Do not want!
Heh, great minds, eh?
Ore fools selden differ?
Naaah, defenitlie grate mines
HOW I MINE FOR GRATES?
Dunno, but it safr dan grating mines!
Pretti shyure u get sploshuns if u doez dat!!
Joo holds a shovil an den joo fink alike?
Not so grate reelie.
Dis comment add +5 to yor Grate mining ability!!
/win
I alwayz fawt it wuz “Stop collaborating and listen” But I are rong.
Ai noe the feling. Ebber checked teh reel lyriks for “informer”? Wus nufing like how it sownded in mai heid.
Datz becawse yuor gramer is bettr than hiz.
snoe duznt spaek eglnish
More like rapper kittun.
Kittunz With Attitude?
He’s the kind of kitteh that’s built to last!
KWA in LA
Rejekkshun- I has it, but I is a gwate an tareuhbull T WEX
Stwait outta Juhrassik Pahkz
RRRAAAWWWLLL
Walkin on tu feetz iz necst stage in kitteh evolushun… Soon we wyll rool yoo hyoomans lyk dynazorz!
Wot rok….?
oh kitteh! I sweaz you scawy….. now come hear an I gives u some snorgles……
yes yes…. I pwomesss… u skeered me!
Sumtimes mah boi kitteh will crowch an wip his tael arownd an reminds me uv teh velociraptors. Very scerry! Dat moovee gabe me teh nietmares.
BAT KITTEN FOUND IN CAVE!
Enkwiring mines wanna no!
“enkwiring”- funnie. Laff, laff, snort………..
weekly world news FTW !!!
JESUS CHRIST! GET IN THE CAR! IT’S A TYRANNOSAURUS REX!
Joorassik paaark!!!
Dis wuns my faverit:
- God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
- Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
Not suer wear lil rapterkins fits in this vjoo of teh joonivers tho
rapterkitteh allowz woman to inherits earff
maibe traeded for tuna an bellie snorgls wen teh odder rapters diddent see
I say “Hmmm…”
Wife sez “HAW, HAW, HAW!!!”
AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL
RRRRRRRRROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL
Did I skare yu?
Kitteh sez : AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL
RRRRRRRRROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL
Hyoomin heers : “Meep”
Donut no wai ai has awl teh scrowlly barz, but pleez tu scrowl down. Tehr is a commint hiding.
WHEN LOLCATS ATTACK IN REAL LIFE
(Jesus Christ, it really is a lion…)
Hmmm. Just tryed to post a link, but didnd’t workeded. So try googleyin “when cats attack – youtube”
Iz gud.
dis? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcxhOGyrCtI
oh, teh funnest one in a longest time. me litrarely roflmaod dis oneh<3 (reallyh, i falls chair :/)
that’s one lovely kitteh!
someone knows which breed is that?
is moggicat cyuticus
Iz Abbbbbbyyyyssssssinnniayawn! A bwu in the foreground and ruddies doing the backup rawrrrring. So cyutte!
cloudy misses her abycatgirlie.
It’s a Blue Abyssinian. They’re just the most beautiful kitties in the world…I might just be a bit biased, though ::lol::
Abyssinians FTW! They are top of kittehs all the whirled. Smart, cute, and have beautiful voices. They will even sample your wine if you are not careful.
Braiiiinz.
let’s go to the winchester!!
lil kitteh….BIG EERS!!!! ZOMG!! line doz wif tinfoyl n u can has sowth amerkan tv!!
oh mai den we has tew lolspeakk in spanich??? ah but da kitteh lolspeakk ees unibersall
tern kitteh lil bit n we can has Tokyo TV!
An sew hee makez de planz tu EETZ dem!
No wun messez wit raptor kitteh!
Doez gurlz actin awl “catty” jes beecawz eye walkin lik de topp modelz.
HAY! I just practicing my role in Jurassic Park IV
Is lyk teh lidlchillun’s nativitee plai wen awl teh littlest chilluns R “Chillun ob Mennee Lands” an inclood a cowboy, 2 cats an a superheero, cuz tehy has teh costooms. In tihs cays kittehs R “See no ebil, speek no ebil, heer no ebil. And Tranner Sorus Reks!” Yay!
big eared raptor kitteh doan want to face teh pillo wall
pway to the mighty pillow that it witholds it’s wrath from teh kitteh … day, by day, by day … by day
pwaying taht teh pillo be always soft and warm for teh kittehs… night, by night, all of teh tiem
Broadway Musical Kitteh sez that the couch is just horrible, and it could be so faaabulous if only the others could see his vision. O…M….G….(air kiss)….Barbara and Bette might stop by later…not that there’s anything wrong with that.
gay kitteh throes hissyfit (‘pologees to misshissyfit!) awn tv-maekover shoe – awl fore FX an to boost raytins
lez play Paper, Scissors, Raptor.
Raptor pwns paper.
Raptor pwns scissors.
Raptor pwns raptor.
Raptor FTW.
Aid still look owt for teh reeelie big rok comen joor wei.
No susj ting as invinsibul.
big blak holes pwn them all tho
Raptor pwns blackhole cuz blackhole will stretch himz out to reeeeeeally big like 3,000 miles tall and then he chompzez the hole
i r saef tho. i has teh sooparsowkar ful ov graepjoos.
drakoola kitteh sez, “i van to sukk yr blud! kthx”
gud one
mebbe ending in kthxdienow
hahahaha kthxdienow!! Funneh.
Awesome shot!
Cat-asuarus Too-Cute-acus shows his mighty teeth of death while companion kittehsaurs digest their meal of bronto-mice.
Calvin kitteh
skeers da clasmates
I kan has audishun for teh Thriller bideo?
“cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight”
I am a gud ebil monsterr. I tink I gets teh part.
Hey guys! Guess what? I speak ENGLISH! LOL!
paynts this kitteh blak and gievz it a little moar “muzzelpowch” like whut dey speeks of ober at Kyoot Oberlode and it luks just liek mah Tonya-kitteh when she was a kitn
Kittehkittehkittehkittehkittehkittehkitteh
‘Raptor ‘raptor
kittehkitteh…..
This is very random, funny, and incredible. Excellent work in photography (how did you get this shot??) and captioning. This is grade A work.
wut de hell taht meez? u can has spelchek?
Is no shur.. meyb deyur frum nuther land.. ur sumpin? Speek foreyn laynguwedge. I noe i haz hard tyme reeding deyur speleeng tu.
LOLspeek nawt comp…cumpol…copmu….donut has to do it! Awl hoo lyy teh kittehs an teh capshuns welcom. Nao plai nys an be kind to teh newbies!
i can’t even read more than two sentences in your nonsense. It belongs in captions. I reserve the right to give props in english.
Iz wun uv mah favuritz!! I lubz dis lol caption!
I knoez dis moov! Dis sydewayz-kitteh-leepin-dance!!!
I lurvz da sydewayz-kitteh-leepin-dance. Iz one of cutemusnesst kitteh fings ebber.
Liddill Kitteh feenkz
himz “Ty-rannee-sorruss Rexx”
2 skeerz introodurrz
Liddill Kitteh’z roarr
sowndz awfull smawll. So himz
flasshezz lawtza teef
Liddill Kitteh nawt
skeerd ubz Hewminz. Himz fyndz dem
wundrusslee yoosfull
Jack.
Jack
As always, you are spot on! Bringing out the sweetness and the wit. This Thanksgiving weekend, I am grateful, amongst many other things, for Jack’s marvelous annotations, which always capture the essence of the “awwww” with such perfect precision.
Jack, az allwayz, U R wundrusslee gr8! Keep up teh gud wurk!
is dis teh next stage of kitteh evolutions?
I B YO FRENDZ ^_^
Dis be scarin the hells out ov xkcd (www.xkcd.com) comix guy
rmunroe haz a posse.
Twin Sittys Chaptr repreezent!
randall?? thatchoo? i looves me sum xkcd! if onlee eet wuz updaitd az offtin az cheezburgrz… i wud be happee gurl! ^_^
4 scorz & 7 milyunz yierz a goez r 4 fadderz
tabish’d a new clan……….
;p
:p
:d
teh tung smilys on WerdPrez arnt so grayt, akshuly
halp! ima n00b whats raptor mean?? i so confuzzled.
Raptor is dinosaw – is short for “velociraptor” from Jusrassic Park muvee.
Kitteh is jus doin impreshion, is not reallee raptor, jus pretendin.
Kitteh not pretendin. Kitteh are real raptor!
do you think he can eat a person????
Invisible Trike!
My Tiger Style will defeat your Style!!
ASdfghjkl; amazing
Wants!
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foget “bat boy”, it’s “bat kitteh: teh musical”!!
i lovez musicals
Dis musts be teh best lol of all tiem.
RE-Caption: “Thrilla!!! Thrilla!!!”
ha ha. i saw this on youtube