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They had a flavor
( unreleased photo of liz taylor, after her sixth divorce )
” … buy my white diamonds … BURRRRRPPP !!! “
( for those of you who missed the 80’s )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVfu8-Wp6s
Zomg First!
*nom nom* Iam the Muffinman
Zomg! Not!
Hao peeple getz furst commentz WAY affer we hab seen furst commentz posteded? Beefor I leff the howse, tesstricks’s commint was furst, and der wer bout 15-20 commints affer herz. Den I come hoem 1 howr latr, and der is Moepy above herz and even Beleynn beefor Moepy!! Hao did dey getz commintz in “furst” posishun WAY affer furst commintz wuz posteded?
Dis has happen beefor on udder picshures. Werid.
I hab seed dis tu tyms. 1 wuz a fursty i starded a danse fur.
De udder 1 wus win i wus de fursty butt den wusn’t a cupla ours
lader. vebby cur… cour.. strange.
dunno. my gess iz an influx o’comentz confuzzles sistim n comentz gets baklogg’d so it taykes tyme to aranje dem in proper order.
i pul’d dat outta my butt. lulz
but fank oo for danse neway.
even if wordpress scroo’d me. much lyke kitteh here did wif muffinz…
It seems to mee taht it happens wehn the furst ones r making a troolee furst appearunce heer. Tehy seem to bee unfamiliar naymes to mee. Ai thinks purrpaps WP taeks sum tiem to “vet” teh noo peeple.
Ai cud bee rong, of corse. Ai dun’t remember awl teh naymes as well as ai mite liek.
De tyme i head furst commit and den becamb secund, i hat posited seberal tymes be4.
that’ll teech youse to pay ‘tenshun to me at awl times!
Hitler Kat
haz hiz revenje.
S’ok kitteh, I wud eated da muffinins tooz. Wer dey bluesbewwy? Mai faborite!!
(happee nawt-sekond danse fur tesstricks eben do Ai iz sekond!)
punkin muffies—nom, nom, nom
oooooh punkin is mah favurit!! I tink 5 of da powns has fownd meh, fur jus tinking uf da muffinz nao. I hate da powns dey r mean.
Is ok kitteh, I gibs u belleh snorgles anyway.
thnx a lol-ot:
Mai Bellee–
iz fat but sew keyoot!
kitteh sez:
is nawt fat!
is floofie!
hmmph!
stuffed mit muffin stuff
Boy them muffie holders are sure clean…have to sign u up for KP duty.
I can has sugar ovahlode? Gud questin, kitteh, for da day afta turkee dey.
Butt ai onli eated tehm so ai cood plai wif dese nise crinkli metle an papur fingies……
dose shini fingz…..I has dem
Disdainful kat sneers at your attempts to frame him for gluttony
iz goggies’ fallt!
Iz kompleeetly off da topik, but i juz has cummin bak frum store, an i saw nize goggie. he wuz goggie-kittun an hiz hooman wuz teechin him to help hoomanz who iz usin rolly charez. He iz gonna be helpin goggie. Waz reely nize goggie. Likked mah hanz.
um…tee hee…what is goggie-kittun (doggie-kitten?)…
i know they be trying to use capuchin monkeys too for quadraplegic peeps too.
thxgbai
goggies bettr at werk 4 hyooman tahn teh kittehs. juss emaj…..immag……tihnk abawt a seeing-i kitteh! DO NOT WANT!!!
Seeing iGoggie goz wear hiz blin hoomin wantz.
Seeing iKitteh goz weareber de hell kitteh wantz.
Blin peeps dont much lyk bein dragged up teh kertins be iKittehs! iGoggies mush moer ammennabuls!
Iz reely littl yung goggie. Onlee meybe tree munths old. He wuz in da stor to get yoosed to peepul kummin and sayin hi, and lots of noisy stuffs and blinky lites. He wuz doin reel gud too!
Yeah! Iz allus goggie’s falt! Juz laik wiv hyoomans, iz allus man’s falt.
Wud u mean diz not fire cupping?
Obskewr refrence ftw!
(also fiars)
massage technique? light a candle, cover with glass, and roll over back?
Dats funnie. I’z baekin sum muffinses rite nao, commin to vizit ICHC wile dayz in teh obben. Pecahn piey minnie muffinses. I hadd to test eech batch to maek sur teh werre gud. I eated lotz. They wuz gud. Nao I feels a little sickk.
wus tehy gud? hao menny u got lefft? i can has puh cawn minnie muffinz?
Yikes. None leff. Yu too layte. Yu makes ur oun mufferings.
Mmmmm…….dey wus reeel gud.
Iz moast impawtant part tu test da foodz. Haoz u ta noez if da foodz is gud, if u not eatn it? I sawy u feels sick nao.. jus wayt for da berp, is tu mayk moar ruum and den u can has moar.
)
Hay! I wanid sum ov teh pee-kan muffinz!
Mee tu.
Nao I haz a sad.
An a hungree.
i cuddnt halp it
goggie dared meh ta doo it
OT…….
Today is Nov. 22, on this day 44 years ago, America’s destiny and self-perception and naivete was forever changed……but the political and socialogical ramifications can be debated (and have been ) unto eternity…..
I am thinking of Caroline, the only member of her immediate family remaining….Yes she does have lots of cousins, aunts , uncles, a ginourmous extended family if you will……but as much as they help, it is hard to be the only one left….
I am in the same position, the only one left, but with cousins…etc…, it still hurts a lot to be the last one left, especially since the others went so young….
so have a thought for Caroline today, she has all the earmarks of a gracious and caring lady…..and it has not been an easy path for her……
well, neel dymonn roted taht song 4 her……sweet carrolyne, so dont taht halp?
did he reely rite dat fer her……..dats nise….
well salleh, if ur gonna go awl sappi about it, at leest get teh date rite…
oops, stoopy me…..losted a dai der sumwher
ai go run awai naow…..*blushes*
ololo u suck catcocks!!
icky.
hao can we reeport dis icky poaster? doan want he here!
Eeeeeeeeew! DanR is a freek! DO NOT WANT!
Deer DanR – ai thinks purrhaps u has accidentlee poasted on teh rong site. Whilst wee r prettee gud with teh racee humor, just playn rood and crood is nawt r stayel.
r stayle is silleh, an sentimentul, an witti, an punni, an improvy, an obscure, an full ov teh culturul refs, an timeli, an occashunalli……jest a leetle off color, an lovin, an laowts ob odder fings,,
butt neber eber rood an crood……
(aside to Janet…..ai lov teh rood an crood, took me a secund to figgure it owt, brillant…as teh ususuall
i lurve u, cupcaek, says kitteh wif teh bedrum eyez.
belly full o mufinz..I can haf nap now?
mmmmzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I gots teh Nite Eeting Sindrom. I wayked up and fownded all dese cups rownd me. And my tummie not feel so gud. But do not amember eeting ennyting!
muss b teh AMBIEN.
Doo u noe teh muffin man?
teh muffen man?
Teh muffen man!
The one who lives on Drury Lane?
A fyew of us noe teh muffin man.
Gingy knows the muffin man!
i iz trying to aksehsurize with the shiny paper thingies, like madonna!
Shynee Deevysez
habz speshull treetz insyde dat
arz purrfekkt Nom nomz
Win~ Win deel 4 teh
Kitteh hoo canz eetz andz play.
Boaff at t3h saym tyme
Treet iz deelishuss!
Shynee Deevyse sparkillz az
Kitteh sayvurrz bliss
Jack.
Hewp
I atakd by coopcaiks
Plz to call kichin poleece
Kthx
i hads to eet dem to proti..prete..keep mees saef!
gotta go shawppeeng on blak fryday……went 2 wallsmart & i bawt a angell ormanunt, a berfstone necklase, a crismuss cacktuss, a doggee toy, a eaglez cd………
a fayke fur coat, a gummy bare, a harespray, a icecube, a jelliefish……..
a keechayn, sum lemonayd, makaronee n cheez, a nerf bal, orinj lipgloss, pikklez….
big bag goggie fud, big bag kitteh food, hair bleach, Hot Wheels Ferrari (vrooom,brap brap brap), paper to wrap Chanukah gifts…
a kitteh carrier, a noo TV, sum red barn paint, papur clips, two hammers, a nitegown, mustard, a pillo, a chess set, a Steinway babee grand…
quite a big bukkit, rubbr glubs, a scarf, a teevee, a umbrerella….
to use as pitchfork, a velvet throw to hide kitteh hair awn sofa, wellies, a xerox machine, a yak, an a zoology degree!
Hey, dis suppost to be in alfabetticle odot!
Ai tink Patticaln an JCH4K got a bit carrid awai wit teh Blak Frydegg Mass-Shawping tingy! Me an SJ did gud tho, didunt we, huh? huh? Awl tohse yers ob plain “My Ant Went shawping…” at teh gurlgides fynully payd awf!
Eye rich kitteh. Eye am rollin een de dough, sew sumwun tought de bee phunny an tellz mee tu bake de cakez. De bee cutz frum de willz.
lmao…muffin monster!!
I onlee eetz teh top uv teh muffin.
All I saw was bright lights & now I’m here, that’s it…….
dis lookz zaktly like my cat