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dis is shaolin style
bare paw tekneek.
ebry bear waz kung fu fightin,
fastaz lightnin
was liddl bit fritening.
/dance
onlee nown deefens iz hunee!!!
bare wun: smell mah finger!
bare two: yechh! I gess is troo wut dey say bowt bares in teh woods!
ftw!!! and poeps!
Iron bear claw!!!
I can has red pillz 2 Neo?
i has a style
Its call hidin bear crouchin slamon
Kraochin grizzlee, hiddun Ko-dee-ack.
Oh Darrkwolff.
DAT iz full of teh win an witty!
U gitz awl of minez burgerz!!!
i wuz gona do dat gag.
now i gota be liek CREEYATIV an stuf, damit.
iym sleepys tho. mabey tomoro.
Thankeez! I shaerz wif u an Teho.
Mortal Kombat Five
goes after the furry crowd.
Animality.
el oh el…. haha
AI Beez a Furry. Ai beez a Lapine. Ai noes a cuple o’ Ursulines. Nice Fokes, When dey haz Jus Eatin, but dey not leik Lapines much.
Ai tort teh Ursulines lyked teh Lapines berry much – Nomnomnomnom!
Ai tort Ursulines wuz NUNZ. Ai is cormfewsd.
all beres R nunz? tey mus tayk a vow ob hunee
Ursuline iz Cat-o-lick Call-edge in New Orleans, Louisiana, USA. My Mother an’ Anne Rice go to school der.
Ursuline iz all-sew coreck nehm for Behrs. Lapine is coreck nehm for Bunnehs.
Why yoo no let me gib yoo a bear hug?
Who y b callin a grashoper? And y dere waxy papah everywhurs?
wax off man!!! u don wanna git mai angreez!
Does you know Praying Mantis?
Noze himz….I eeted himz!
hiz flavorz, it were krunchee.
OK darkwolf……ur just luky dat I dint hab sumfin in mi mouff, it wooda been awl obbr mi puter screen……..
“Noze himz….I eeted himz!” damn that’s funny !!!!!!
I wuddah gibz u a tawel 2 kleen auf wif.
here
smellz dis
dood!!! yer paus smewl like freetoes!
Whur our cheks fer all de Charmin ‘mercials? Best fer bear bottomz!
did yawl no Mister Wipple died? teh don skweez teh sharmin man. He died las week,
very old man.
Ai dint know taht. Purrhaps too bizzy with teh companee. He was indeed teh chraming Charmin man. Ai hoeps we awl gets to bee verree awld (and HEALTHEE) befoar we dies!
Mom andz Dad arz nawt
arownd. Tyme to confrunnt dat
leengurreeng kwestshun
Liddill Fuzzee Bayrz
needz 2 fyndz owt hooz Alffa
andz hoo juss izn’t
Liddill Fuzzee Bayrz
coodz getz hurt. Mebbee dayz juss
clymz a Tree instedd?
Jack.
i bow to the master! jack, poet-in-ichc-residence.
whaass it awl abowt Alfa.
“Wayt, master hunny bukkit. Thiss iz not ryte. We iz shud not to fyte mungst owrselvz.”
“I agree, master fish squish. Let us insted go to teh elekshun in Ostraylya and smash Jon Howard.”
“Yes. Then the only frenz that George will haz shall be Franss & Jurmanee, and we all knoe how thay roll.”
“Yes…. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa”
But srsly LOLfrenz – we iz hoepfully gettin rid ov owr filthy ryte wing rayssist haytful plannit-f#$%ing pig guvernment tudae. Shud feel gud. Wil tell y’all bowdit layter. Pray foar us… to a non-ekzistent deity…. BWA HA HAHAHAHA HAAAAAAA!….
FTW! Wish u biggest victory & happinezz!
i finks joo shud tellz us hoaw joo reelee feelz
lol !!!
not noe much bout ostraylyan eklekshuns, but meh thinks is nowt rite 2 b mekkin da religigigius peppls feal bad. eyes is religigiumus, and is nic ppl. seee? i speek lolcat reel gud!
I wishus us victorees 2! sick of Jonny Howrd. He not cute like fuzzi bares. Hunny Bukkit and Fish Squish 4 PM!
I preys on any dietys you like, if’n it gets rid of Jonny Howard and his bootlickers. Go, OZ! Save Tasmania from da pulp mill, and OZ from the ebil corpratists what be screwin us.
thanx all foar joyous buntch ov kommentry!!
sorry to self-promo but ai doan knoe if mai avatar iz hyperlinkly oar not & ai suk so no wun elss iz gunna do it!!!
if yoo iz inneressted, pleez to be viziting mai blurg at http://www.typingisnotactivism.wordpress.com whayr ai haz awl mannur ov up-to-dayt nyooz & silliness (including many LOLitishunz) on wot iz happning in Ostraylya tudae. Um. Mwah. kthxbai.
aiz toelty inneressted, yoor name or tag or whutebr peeps calls whut thay callz u, hadz me trying gain axess again minets ago to follows yur riviting perswayshus bred crums leafed for inneressted cureyeeuser katz. It eerieziztable. I barassed now az I nubeez to site, speek n stuff. Ai gose ther now tho I noes secretz codez kbai.
Snuggles an Teddy Ruxpin fite to teh deth?
D00d, I’m so dere.
No I swearz, I dinnit teak ur salmunnz!
booger in barrel 2
Beary interesting
i goan poke ur nose n run awai… NAO!
summons the NaturOli lady (scroll up and look to ur right) to break up diz fight! She brings peace and harmony and good things
Morfeeus Bear sez “Stopz tryin 2 hitz meh n HITZ MEH!”
Dat’s da last tyme i let u steal de huneykomb!
Wher piglet an’ Eeyore? Why U tummy luk so fat?
c’mon pull muh paw….(snicker snicker)
Sweap teh leg. U gawt a problem wif dat?
But this bear at right is not real, it’s from Black&White commercial or poster or how it’s called in English
I noes kungfu
Nao ur noes noes it two!
Floatz like a butterfly,
Sting like a bear?
dat wuz teh graetist.
bears that can walk? AND know kung fu?! Steven ColberT was right, bears are the #1 threat to our way of life, and they are our soon-to-be-masters! oh have mercy on us, brutal owners, we beg of you!
ur screenaem scaerz me moar den teh litul berrs.
Dis whut hapen in country wiffowt right to arm bears.
*snickers*
*three musketeers*
*almond joy*
noes wae mea too! lol
hav u herd of da kumite? (hee-yah!)
did u say kumite? (woo-smash!)
uhuh da kumite (hay-yah!)
wazza kumite? (woo-yah!)
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39216494691011649d2cd2b0067
da kumite (woo-yah!) iz reel, iz rilly reel!!
(this is the 3rd time I have tried to post this comment; this time I will leave out the web links and see if it works!) ARGG!
Rev Waldo,
I have three things to say about this:
1. that click from Adult Swim is HIL-freakin-LARIOUS!
2. “kumite” reminds me of the Haka, the Maori war dance that begins with “Ka mate”. You can see it performed by the New Zealand rugby team on Youtube. (search Haka–All Blacks), and also some more interesting info about the Haka on this site: 1heckofaguy. (enter “haka” on the “search” bar.
3. Your comments don’t seem very reverant—Who is Waldo? WHere is Waldo?
PLZ 2 BUMPZ!
TOO KUTE TOO BEE TWUE!
Kung Fu Panda haz nothing on Shaolin Grizzly.