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u has a textoor
You iz softtttttttttt.
“gee, your hair smells terrific!”
… and it is so grate, actully
“wow, your botox job is amazing – but have you thought about a little lift around the eyes?”
… totally off thread and just in time for black friday, it’s david sedaris’ SANTALAND DIARIES
http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=47
“ snowball just leads santas on, santas and elves. snowball is playing a dangerous game. “
Waw, how yu getz ur hairz liek dat?
Yes, you do feel hot. Better go rest.
nah…aye just be chillin’…chill owt mai liddle pointey-ended hyper fren!
Gud goggie, u lef sum turky fur me!!
this reminds me of my two pets–Muggsy the old yeller lab, and Kitty-the kitteh–whenever I feed or water old Mugs, he waits for Kitty to have a crunch of his kibble and a slurp of his water before he digs in! Muggsy’s normally a rather mischeivious old farm dog (I inherited him), but he acts the purrfeckt gentle man wihen the kat wants to try his numnums!
Eiber dat or goggie feers somone be posinin hem.
Bless yu, mai chiled
Reseev teh heelin power of Cheesus! Ju is kewrd!
Cheeses can kewr yu?! Pass me teh cheddah!
O noooeees, Ah is ‘llergic to dare-y, icanhas soycheez?
AAck! No!
dat’s wai kittehs wantz to has cheezburgerz uf corse!
pleh. Ceiling cat are teh one true god. *insert milenia of religious persecution here!*
But den hoo are teh one true dog? Anubis?
B4 sekun dants fur IC.
slide to teh rite
slide to teh left
twirl, twirl, twirl
*oopsie awl ober teh floor*
CCC dubbels as Oopsie Cleenup Cart
Uz forgotted uz chkky head thingy again what keeps da splortin all ober da plas.
CCC gonna stop answerin calls ifn we don’t practice da saf laffin.
Vulcan Mind Meld Kitteh sez “your mind to mie mind, your tots to mt tots”….
goggie u has hedayke? i can fiks it. reiki kitteh 2 teh reskew.
Reiki, thats funny.
On a side note….:
Cat: “Yes, so now you are baptized!”
Dog: “…”
Let me smoosh down taht aibrow for joo
Ekstendibul nails is handie komb
Wen I countz to tree, u wil wake up an bringz me cheezeburger. Wun, too…
WIN!!!!!
And the doggie think : “YA, I are good doggie, mrrrrrr don’t stop stoking..”
Goggie says “down a bit, down a liddle bit moar, juss dere – nao skritch, ooh yeah dat’s gooood”
Kitteh waves paw upandown in frunt of goggie’s face. No reackshun. Kitteh noze goggie is reely asleep an is safe tu steel goggie’s chew toy.
Sit…Stay!
kitteh sez, “wayt! u gots fli on yr noz. i geddit!” *SWAT!* “Oops, i miss, lemme tri agin…”
U haz a feevur. I kawl obeedeeyuns skool n tell dem u not gonna b in.
u has a feevr? Moar cowbell!
yayssss…..yu is a vehry nahce
Mai poyntee ennz – lemme sho yew dem.
i kud sho yew dem, but den agains, i tink i lubs you
didd ennybuddies notices dat teh kittehz clawzez iz unsheafed? De litl poynty enz iz reddy too bopp teh goggie.
Iz fayvrit kittehgaym, BoppTehGoggie – roolz ver simpul: kitteh hoo iz “itt” bopps teh goggie un til googie wayks up an chaysiz teh kitteh roun teh howse. Awl teh kittehs mus fynd hy vantij poyntz dat teh goggie karnt reetch, cawsin teh goggie to bark a lott. Den hoomin kums into teh rum an tell goggie to “bee kwyet, sillee mutt.” Googie slopes bak tew baskit, an teh phun kan staht awlovahgayn.
Iz gud gayme, butt will nebbah replays Mowse Tennis as lympik spoart.
u iz mah bff
Ur naim is Rose? Oar Jill?
u is hensem
Hello, Is anybody home?
McFly!!! McFly!!! MCFLY!!!
“Back to teh Future?”
Goggie? Goggie? Wayke up pleez. Goggie? Hello? Goggie? Yoo in der? Goggie? Goggie? Goggie? I wantz to plai. Goggie? Goggie? Goggie? Open yur eyez. Goggie? Goggie?
Neber minde.
catlyke hypurrractivitee deetected !!!
i’m under yer pa,
ignorin yer yellins
@ tony james – i wuz tzinkin ecksaggly the seim.
Goggie’s just waitin for an oupening lik a bockser and then gose “WHAR! Gotcha!”
Some kittehs are reelie stoopie about thet stuff, always haf ta tease da big wun and then after the chase is over they luk at goggie lik “WTF are you doin’? I was jus playin… tehehe”
goggie is treasure
he say “oh noooes, sikotic kitteh tuchin me, pointee end too close to eye, preten I stuffd goggie, mebbe kitteh go way”
Goggie is tinkin “If Ai shuts mai ys kitteh carnt see me!”
ah wun ob teh smarter goggies eh???
Letz mee fix ur hairz fur da picher.
Good doggie, I loves u.
http://www.wannasmile.com
I fink goggie luks liek he’z sayin “oh noes! pointee ennz too cloze to fayce!!111!” Eider dat, or he’z finking “if ai cloze my eyez mebbe kitteh will go wai.”
hello zc. zippy be mai favorite sissies name
some goggies not 2 smart. at lease this 1 smart enuf to keep eyes closed with poyntee ends that close
is the tea twolley around 2 day? let’s celebrate friday!
Ai tinks we shud has teh hotbutterdcrumpets an teh cheeztscoens an teh hawt ribeenah, coz its Frydai an Ai can justabowt see paidai, on teh horyzon!
Ai am awlwais up fur a cellolaberashun!! Iz a melloh dai wiff Toorkee Dai yesserdai. An ai lubz krumpitts an skonez an gud hawt blak tee!!
Kan we haz url gray tee on teh twollee todae? An mebbee sum rich tee biskits? I haz eetin tew mush esterdee az paht uv Merkin turkeeday, an iz feelin frajull.
Ai tew am frajull toodai. Tew mutch punkin pai! Ai needz mai PG Tipz or url grai wud bee gud tew.
Ju is welcum to teh Rich Tee biskits, ai wud laik CAEK. Ai has been bery amstebius…. abseemti….. ai has nawt eeten much tihs week.
Wiv choklit awn plzthxbai.
let’s have a “come az you R” tea today to recoops from too much yesterday. I wuld lyk url gray and 1 of thoses liddle moistest coconut cookies they haz on the chinese buffets.
pls let’s hav casual tee jus 4 2 day
kthx
OKAY; noe big hats an wite glubs. But we’r keepin teh raysed Ybrows ob disaprooval an teh faynt sniff!
Lotsanlots ob caek an biskits awn teh trolley – noe cukees cos is Inglish trolley; lemme introdoos yu to…….choklithobnobs!!!!!
Cazshul tee sownds purrfekt! Ai wul brng chawklit caek for SJ an the url gray tee for JJ. Ai dun hav thoses moistest coconut cukkies tho. N ewun eles hav dem?
Oooooooooooooohhhhhh. Choklithobnobs. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Oh Ambercat, u memeinded me ob mi mudder, her nikname waz “teh duchess” wen she waz a gurl…..
butt wen she disapproveded ob sumfin u (meenin me oar mi sistah Katy) an we waz out an about. at relatibez house or lik taht …….
she wood luk at u an raze her hed jeessst a liddle. (fracshun ob an inch) and squintz her eyez jeesstt a liddle bit.. an ebber so quietli …..sniff…..an Katy an ai wood luk at eech odder an go….uh uh…cause taht waz teh way she expressed EXTREME displeeshure…..
naoew I tole u taht to tell u dis…wun nite, miny yeerz ago, daddy an mom and Katy an me went oawt to eet at nise plaise, on teh wai der we hadda lissen to DER musik…an oawn teh wai bak we got to lissen to ORS
well, tehy plaied dis sosawng cawled “teh Constipation Blues’ an it had lawtz of groanin and grunting an suggetitive liricz……daddy was a doctor so he thot waz teh funn isetest fing he herd ina lawng tyme. butt pur mom…….
we fot she waz gonna sniff so hard she wood turn herselv inside oawt…..sssnnnnnniiiiffffffffffffffffff…….. an o corse, taht maed daddy laff eben harder..
Katy an ai jest fell off teh seetz ……. trin nwot to laff owt loud…..
I miss dem awl.
But wot a lubbly, brite an happee memmoree to has, an so cleer an strong. Put it in yur memmoree boks foreber. Ai lost mah perents 10 yers ago an stil crai wen Ai luk at mai memmoree boks, but is gud to has teh memmorees, speshully teh memmorees ob lafter.
Awww….I lubs Goldens…dey so sweet. Is gud fing dat dey so mellow, becuz dey big enuff to cause trubble if dey was mean. I hadz a Golden step on my foots recently dat was in a hurry to get to nom-noms. Ouchie!
Labbies are da samez .. We hab 2 lellow labbies and da puppee is not-kwite 10 monffs old. He is BERRY beeg and heabby, like 85 pownds! An he dunno ware hiz bak feetz is, so dey stomples my feetz all da tiem! Owwie! Sumtimes dey stomple in a baskkit ov kleen lawndree.
@JJ – Hai!! I lub da name Zippy too – iz mai karakter on Wurld ov Warkraff. (Ziploc, tekanickaly).
Mai bid sis’s lidl gurl insisted teihr goggoi wuz a “labraDOG” – maeks moer sens wen yu is 4!
She sounds preddy smart; shouldn’t it really be “labraDOG?” may b 1 day she rool the werld.
I had 2 german shepards before kittehs. boff ober 100 #s; lots of foot owies when theez bois stepped on ya.
we has frend hoo has a labradoodle. much funnee lukin. liek lab wif a perm!
my sissie started out as “Ziggy” and 1 year my Pop couldn’t read my writing on her XMas present tag and called her “Zippy” and it stuck. We laffed and laffed over that.
Ai am onlee Zippy cuz my bestest frend on Wurld ov Warcraff iz name Tupperware, so ai mayde a joke karacter name Ziploc. But iz fun tew plai, so ai plai her awl de tiem an have fun! So nao tew frendz, ai am Zippy.
yus haz 2 frenz nao and i haz 2 zippies!
mai bigg phat ole yeller lab gits UNDER mai feetz awl da time, ’stead of On my feetz===heez awlways in teh wai!
I Bee sckared dat I trip on him, srly, an brake a limm.
Iz ok, iz my fault for getting between goggie and nom noms
Somefing similar happended to me when we haz potluck at work. Stoopy co-worker blocks my way to de choklit cookies! I sed “please doan get between me and choklit becuz I WILL step on your foots!”
CAT: “IZ OK! LUKE ET MAH NAYLZ!”
DOG: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
U r getin sleeeepey… u wil du nuffin when i eats ur milkbonez… u wil let me pley wif de tennice ball…
Ower mindz…are one…
…my thots…r yr thots…
…i luv cheezburgers…
…u luv cheezburgerz…
…must…fetch…many…cheezburgerz…
…brings…to…kitteh……..
Cat: “Yes, and now you are baptized.”
Doggeh: “…”
*bonk*
You could’ve has a V8. Plz be drinkings moar veggishakes.
Nok! Nok! Anyone at hom?
This should have been captioned
*Bonkth*
U Shulda Has V8
Iz it mah immaginashum, or duz dis goggie luk like teh Cowardly Lion?
” I do believe in spooks, I do I do I do idoido. . .”
Kitteh: But duz u bleev blak kats is bad luk?
i love it alot its so cute
yr hed
it haz a fevur
doggies hair was in a not so kity fixed it
oben teh mind…oben teh mind……
Doggie, yr hair is messy! Let mee smooths it! Don’t u wants to look neat & tidy?
oh gee, i think the curly beard he has is just beeuteefull!
It should say
“Doggy has fever”
I can have a cheeseburger?
lolz swl=spodez wit laftr,funyz
teh claws come out in 321
The pic z cute!
Kitteh iz nawt *petting* teh goggie. My poyntee ends let me show u dem
uch:
And dem poyntee ends hert
oh lol : ouch: