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oh noes! dis is no turkey leg!

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picture: http://global-metropolis.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/knutn12.jpg, lol caption: Spksh

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  1. johnson442 says:

    They say the Polar Bear is the only animal that will stalk and kill a human.

    YEOWCH!!!@

    • Kathleen says:

      I think he has bitten off more than he can chew.

      • johnson442 says:

        OH, HE’S CHEWIN JUST FINE, THANX!

        • leaf says:

          Now if somebody could hand me a diet coke….

          • kittehlurve says:

            eer wurm alert…
            ai d liek 2 teech teh werld 2 sing
            in purrfect harmoe nee

            lolar bear findz own sulooshun 2 shrinkin habtat n lak ob fuds. eet teh prollem n no moar prollem!

          • Kathleen says:

            I noe itz funnee abowt teh diet drink ting…butt I iz allwus embarrused wen I aks fur teh artificial sweetner….caws when I drink cawfee or tea I tink teh artificial sweetner tastes bettur an more sweet ten teh sugar. I not noe why. Is diffurunt wif soda…aldo I DO like teh diet soda too.

            So ahm sittin dere eetin donut or wutevver badness an puttin teh Splenda in mah coffee an I noe peepul bee thinking, “dieteeng…ur doin it rong, fattee.” :oops:

            • teenie says:

              Ai feelz sillee orderin an buyin diet sodaz, acuz I m so skinnee…but I kant (ahem, shudent) drink regyooler soda acuz I m allerjic 2 corms, en soda iz mostlee sweetind wif hy fruktos corm sirrup. Sumtymez I ask fr diet wen I m owt wif frenz, en sumwun alwyz hasta say “o, lyke u reelee need diet, how much u way, lyke 4 powndz?” en I hasta explayn. Iz teh pleh.

    • railfun says:

      No it’s not, It may be the most deadly animal to stalk and kill but not the only.

      • tiggr says:

        like a llion? dey kills peoples :( and dey giant kitteh!

      • starling says:

        Akchooally, he be teh ownly animul 2 haf hyoomans on teh menoo nachurally. Otha animuls be killin hyoomans sumtiems, but dey not reelly bein on teh menoo, but for polur bare hyooman be reglar nom.

        • Ambercat says:

          Carnt be taht reglar – nawt awl taht mennee hyoomins libbin in teh Arctic – Jus Ranulf Fines, moestly!

          • kittehlurve says:

            Nawt awl lolar bears livs in artic liek at teh artic serkl. Churchill Manitoba is lolar bear captal ob Canda. Luk it up on a map n u see its nawt in teh artic. Vry vry vry vry cold butt nawt artic.

            • salleh says:

              U hab, o’corse seed taht wunnerfulz ,I fink it waz Nashunal Geografic, programz about teh lolerberz an Churchill, iz fabuluz…. teh bers LUB to go to teh dumpz an der waz a shot of dis full growed ber, layin awn hiz bak, wif a mayo jar in hiz pawz, stiking hiz tung down ina jar far az wood go, but he waz pretti gud at hollin a slppery littl jar in dose grate big pawz !!!!

              Odder tahn kittehz, ders nuffin on teh planet cyuuter tahn a lolerber behbeh……..

              u jest wanna *smmmmooooo* and snorgles, an hug it an squeeeeze it an cawl it Jorge….

            • kittehlurve says:

              an cawl it Jorge >!lol! yep, seed teh natgeog show.

    • stend says:

      it’s like silence of the lambs, but with an ankle fetish !!! do ankles go well with fava beans ?

      • stend says:

        what wine goes well with ankle?

        • johnson442 says:

          How bout the whinin I’ll bee doing while I get mah leg stitched up?

        • Little Bird says:

          I am told hoomin taste like veal. So I wud go wit a pinow nwar. At least dat’s wut dey say on “Bones” teh TV show. Teh veal part.

        • paws4thot says:

          Ize been telled daht humon taystz leik pork, so a guid rose.

        • Ambercat says:

          Wot’s a gud Merkan wyn?
          “Daaad, can Ai has teh caaaar?”

          Wot’s a gud Essex* wyn?
          “Wanna goe Layksyyyyyyyd**!”

          *Essex: County on East edge ob Lunnon, in teentiny Ingerlan, wit teh repumatayshon ob been hoem to, errr, hao can Ai put tihs, teh stoopy an teh layzee

          **Lakeside: Shopping Mall in Essex. Wher teh stoopy an teh layzee shawp fore awl tings ber berry an teh bling an teh hayrekstenshuns.

          • salleh says:

            Uhm Ambercat………ai nawt sure how to feelz about taht, in 1642, mi ansesterz lef teh twon ob “Upper Nazing” (grate name huh???) an camed to cunneticncutz…….an ifn ai am nawt mistaken ……Upper Nazing iz in …..um Essex……..

            howeber,ai dont fink tehy haz mallz an shoppin senterz yet, an iz teeny tiny twon, eben in teeny tiny Ingerlan, (which ai coodnt help butt n otise taht Ingerlan waz teh FULL ob teh teeny tiny twonz, awn teh tripz I maed obber der…….which ai enjoyeded soooooooo muches ai lub to go to teeny tiny Ingerlan)

            I can has religous descenter stoopy ansesterz?????

            • Ambercat says:

              Ai jus sed Essex has teh repumatayshon, nawt taht teh repumatayshun is justified! Taht sed, Ai has libbed an werked in an arown Essex; Ai tink it mebbee has chaynjed a lot sinse 1642!

      • kitkay says:

        dem hocks iz gud wif greans–pokeweed ‘do jus fine!

    • Skittercat says:

      I noms u b cuz I luvz u…rilly

    • stend says:

      and just in time for holiday shopping, it’s david sedaris’ SANTALAND DIARIES !!!

      http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=47

      “I had two people say that to me today: ‘I’m gonna have you fired’. go ahead, be my guset, I’m wearing a green velvet costume, it doesn’t get any worse than this. who do these people think they are? ‘I’m gonna have you fired’ and I wanna lean over and say ‘I’m gonna have you ki11ed’ “

  2. karen says:

    i can barely reech ur ankul.

  3. D.R. says:

    U needs dippin soss

  4. LBeeeze says:

    a boot a boot a boot

    i habs a boot !!!

  5. Melissa says:

    U is taystee an nootrishis!
    Mmmmm pwoteen.

  6. Vendeta says:

    Human I has it!

    or

    You haz a flavr

  7. Theef says:

    No Knut! Das a Germin. You hafsta have musterd wif Germin sausij first.

  8. Me says:

    This won’t be so cute when he gets bigger.. it’ll be AAAAAHH! my leg…

  9. TammyZ says:

    Naaaaooooooo!! DON’T GO!! PLEEZ STAY WIF MEH! Iz will miss u too much! :(

  10. Tribble says:

    Gib mee bak meye blanket!

  11. Rich Fader says:

    ICK KANN HABEN CHEESEBURGER?

  12. SarahD says:

    I has a leg…

    NOOOO he be steelin mah leg!

  13. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill fuzzee Bayr
    juss wants summwunz 2 hugz andz
    skweez andz call “Jorjj”

    Liddill fuzzee Bayr
    iz 2 beeg for himz blankkee.
    Wantz summfeeng beeger!

    Liddill fuzzee Bayr
    knoez Hewmin iz nawt teefeeng
    reeng. Juss wantz sun Fun :-)

    Jack.

  14. buggin2go says:

    Dibs on the drumstick!

  15. Missy says:

    Yerr Levis….der haben den flavvur.

  16. johnson442 says:

    The day teh bear went berserk
    In the First Self-Righteous Church,
    In that sleepy little town of Point Bar-row
    It was a fight for survival
    That broke out in Revival
    We were jumpin’ pews and shoutin’ “Hallelujah!”

    • kitkay says:

      An da choir leader, Hope, would soon bear a child, an az she led da choir en a rowsing chorus ov “…there is hope smiling brightly before us…and we know that deliverence is nigh!..”

  17. jakeradz says:

    You takes mah blankit, i takes your foots.

  18. LeCastor says:

    not turky leg. but will do

  19. Kestrel says:

    sorry im not taliking lol cat language, but where is this is??? That is a polar bear is it not? I dont know what a URI is??? Please e-mail me back, I would really appreciate it

    • Banana says:

      That’s KNUT, the most famous Polar Bear from Germany. and the URI is where you can type in your own website so people can check it out. I think.

      • paws4thot says:

        Yes. WHen someone’s put a website in the URI box, their posting name goes blue to match the date/time stamp and “reply to this comment” links.

  20. Skittercat says:

    If i din luvz u… wudnt nomz u. Nom u!

  21. tesstricks says:

    sheesh, duz u ICHC guys tayke brakes? it r hololiday! :P

    • catalogical humor says:

      …and so you too have postid…
      ………..what’s yer exkyoose? :)

      • tesstricks says:

        i has an ADIKSHUN, sir. :P

        but i aktully wuz refurring to cheez n tofu. i <3′d awl teh nyce lolcats on fangsgivings but i wood not hav mynded if dey awl took teh dai off, ya knoes? :)

    • Ambercat says:

      Oenlee fore teh Merkin cheezpeeps; ICHC is innernashonul!

      • paws4thot says:

        Eggzackerlee!

        • SJ says:

          Yah, we is still at werk heer in Engerland…..werkin reel hard…. er nebber mind.

          • salleh says:

            UHm ai waz finkin ob taht teh odder dai………ai betz taht cheese an tofu dint hab a cluuu taht this site wood takez off to teh stratosfear in teh wai it haz…….

            they prolly jest thot, “oh this’l be fun an ebberyone likz pittures ob kittehz an den

            KAAAABBOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

            dis plaise onli been round for liddle bit (forgetz exactly datez) but lesson tahn a yeer!!

            an is hole new whirled, wif itz own citisenz, an teh populashun iz ginormus!!!

            mind-bogglin reely……

            so fank u cheese an tofu,

            What a ride !!!!! (moar fun dan a rollycoster)

      • tesstricks says:

        yer spelingz. it is lulz. :lol:

  22. Anukki says:

    I can has commintz? Wurd pres eated dem all.

    I’z sad.

  23. yankeeragu says:

    nom nom nom….taste likes chikin

  24. lizet says:

    Dasss Schmeckt!!!

  25. Melantrys says:

    Sorry, don’t do gamer talk, but feel qualified to add that by now most of your comments are too true.

    The guy who’s been taking care of Knut does not visit and play anymore cos the danger of Knut either playing too rough or deciding to eat him after all is just too big.

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :(

  26. sammidge says:

    dis hooman, it has a flavor. and iz flavor iz denim. pleh!

  27. luka says:

    Your leg…
    It has a taste..

  28. kimmehkitteh says:

    de tuff flavrful crust is perfect contrast to rich,jucy insides

  29. Laurel says:

    You has yr shoos on wrong feets! Let mee fix dem 4 u!

  30. Alex says:

    Ur panfs, dey has a flavur!

  31. lolwot says:

    powla beaher likes 2 much on da hoomans
    nom nom nom

  32. Skewtar says:

    Pinch, poke,…k! Yo…Waiteress…Hello!
    Now do what?

  33. nom-erifiek says:

    aaaaaaaaaawe kewt… iz be off 4 mine ownz nom nao. nom nom nom nom maekz i hungaries.

  34. Sofia says:

    Lawl. But what does “Nom” mean?
    Btw, the phrase “Nom” comes from a Naruto fan art picture. I think…
    It shows Obito climbing a tree and Zetsu shouting, “Om Nom Nom!!”

  35. cielingcatbilivr says:

    oh wlz i atez u nyway

  36. Ivan says:

    NOOOOO!!!!!!!

    No Leave Me Here. De Kittehs They Eats me!!!

  37. django says:

    u takez me blanketz, now u pay!


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