oh noes! dis is no turkey leg!
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They say the Polar Bear is the only animal that will stalk and kill a human.
YEOWCH!!!@
I think he has bitten off more than he can chew.
OH, HE’S CHEWIN JUST FINE, THANX!
Now if somebody could hand me a diet coke….
eer wurm alert…
ai d liek 2 teech teh werld 2 sing
in purrfect harmoe nee
lolar bear findz own sulooshun 2 shrinkin habtat n lak ob fuds. eet teh prollem n no moar prollem!
I noe itz funnee abowt teh diet drink ting…butt I iz allwus embarrused wen I aks fur teh artificial sweetner….caws when I drink cawfee or tea I tink teh artificial sweetner tastes bettur an more sweet ten teh sugar. I not noe why. Is diffurunt wif soda…aldo I DO like teh diet soda too.
So ahm sittin dere eetin donut or wutevver badness an puttin teh Splenda in mah coffee an I noe peepul bee thinking, “dieteeng…ur doin it rong, fattee.”
Ai feelz sillee orderin an buyin diet sodaz, acuz I m so skinnee…but I kant (ahem, shudent) drink regyooler soda acuz I m allerjic 2 corms, en soda iz mostlee sweetind wif hy fruktos corm sirrup. Sumtymez I ask fr diet wen I m owt wif frenz, en sumwun alwyz hasta say “o, lyke u reelee need diet, how much u way, lyke 4 powndz?” en I hasta explayn. Iz teh pleh.
No it’s not, It may be the most deadly animal to stalk and kill but not the only.
like a llion? dey kills peoples
and dey giant kitteh!
Akchooally, he be teh ownly animul 2 haf hyoomans on teh menoo nachurally. Otha animuls be killin hyoomans sumtiems, but dey not reelly bein on teh menoo, but for polur bare hyooman be reglar nom.
Carnt be taht reglar – nawt awl taht mennee hyoomins libbin in teh Arctic – Jus Ranulf Fines, moestly!
Nawt awl lolar bears livs in artic liek at teh artic serkl. Churchill Manitoba is lolar bear captal ob Canda. Luk it up on a map n u see its nawt in teh artic. Vry vry vry vry cold butt nawt artic.
U hab, o’corse seed taht wunnerfulz ,I fink it waz Nashunal Geografic, programz about teh lolerberz an Churchill, iz fabuluz…. teh bers LUB to go to teh dumpz an der waz a shot of dis full growed ber, layin awn hiz bak, wif a mayo jar in hiz pawz, stiking hiz tung down ina jar far az wood go, but he waz pretti gud at hollin a slppery littl jar in dose grate big pawz !!!!
Odder tahn kittehz, ders nuffin on teh planet cyuuter tahn a lolerber behbeh……..
u jest wanna *smmmmooooo* and snorgles, an hug it an squeeeeze it an cawl it Jorge….
an cawl it Jorge >!lol! yep, seed teh natgeog show.
it’s like silence of the lambs, but with an ankle fetish !!! do ankles go well with fava beans ?
what wine goes well with ankle?
How bout the whinin I’ll bee doing while I get mah leg stitched up?
I am told hoomin taste like veal. So I wud go wit a pinow nwar. At least dat’s wut dey say on “Bones” teh TV show. Teh veal part.
Ize been telled daht humon taystz leik pork, so a guid rose.
Paws – r these frenz uf yurs hoo tell u this? Ai wud bee carefool, if ai were u!
i can has frend 4 dinnr?
If u can fit him in teh oven, shoor.
I’ve read that cannibals (don’t know which ones!) call human meat “long pork.” Maybe sedentary humans have meat more like those poor veal calves kept in cages so small they can’t move around.
Aiz bein Joo….can’tz be eatin da pork so cant’z be eatin da hyoominz eethah.
Wot’s a gud Merkan wyn?
“Daaad, can Ai has teh caaaar?”
Wot’s a gud Essex* wyn?
“Wanna goe Layksyyyyyyyd**!”
*Essex: County on East edge ob Lunnon, in teentiny Ingerlan, wit teh repumatayshon ob been hoem to, errr, hao can Ai put tihs, teh stoopy an teh layzee
**Lakeside: Shopping Mall in Essex. Wher teh stoopy an teh layzee shawp fore awl tings ber berry an teh bling an teh hayrekstenshuns.
Uhm Ambercat………ai nawt sure how to feelz about taht, in 1642, mi ansesterz lef teh twon ob “Upper Nazing” (grate name huh???) an camed to cunneticncutz…….an ifn ai am nawt mistaken ……Upper Nazing iz in …..um Essex……..
howeber,ai dont fink tehy haz mallz an shoppin senterz yet, an iz teeny tiny twon, eben in teeny tiny Ingerlan, (which ai coodnt help butt n otise taht Ingerlan waz teh FULL ob teh teeny tiny twonz, awn teh tripz I maed obber der…….which ai enjoyeded soooooooo muches ai lub to go to teeny tiny Ingerlan)
I can has religous descenter stoopy ansesterz?????
Ai jus sed Essex has teh repumatayshon, nawt taht teh repumatayshun is justified! Taht sed, Ai has libbed an werked in an arown Essex; Ai tink it mebbee has chaynjed a lot sinse 1642!
dem hocks iz gud wif greans–pokeweed ‘do jus fine!
Poke Salad~~~!!! wid a side o loleg??? lolocks???
Put me dwon 4, 3 orderzez,,,
Kthknzbai
I think you’ll find that’s an anklol.
I noms u b cuz I luvz u…rilly
Specially wif bbq soss…..
and just in time for holiday shopping, it’s david sedaris’ SANTALAND DIARIES !!!
http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=47
“I had two people say that to me today: ‘I’m gonna have you fired’. go ahead, be my guset, I’m wearing a green velvet costume, it doesn’t get any worse than this. who do these people think they are? ‘I’m gonna have you fired’ and I wanna lean over and say ‘I’m gonna have you ki11ed’ “
Torn apart by reindeer.
i can barely reech ur ankul.
aye kin bearly stand ur luv-bytes!
U needs dippin soss
a boot a boot a boot
i habs a boot !!!
Whut iz dis awl aboot? O_o
sillee wolffee!
puns–
you haz em
Yesh, I duz!
U is taystee an nootrishis!
Mmmmm pwoteen.
iz pwoteen got friez an kurdz an graby?
Pwoteen! Nomnomnomnom!! Is Canukistani polar baer, eh?
Canukistani lol!
Yez frum NDG, DDS, DDO, TMR, etc.
Plz to see Habs hab viktry ober Saybers from Buflo!
NDG? DDS? DDO? TMR? ai nawt knoes dis langij.
NorthernHockeyFan, owr tv borked – can onlee get teh leefs gaems n golf. n fishin too.
pleh! leefs AND habs get beet up tonite… akronims refer to areaz in exlint sity of Muntreal. habs lib dere. me, i in Tronno… no golph, no fishie bizness, frzn cold! snow!
Ge Dave (1 of teh Hanson bros?), U noes lik da curling? Me finks it b on da CBC da firsty weekend in da lafst month ob dis yer. DO WANT! U no da town ob Mount Royal? I listens to da CJAD an knowz som of da akronims. Hi Laurie & Olga!
O hai Emme, bin to town mownt royal menny taimz… parentz and grandparentz lib dere… but nao i iz in Tronno were hokky teem iz crap. not wun of da REEL hanson brudders – but mai too hanson sisters are tuff chix!
And Fye-bur! (cotten fyber?)
Ihr Bein… hat es ein Aroma.
Human I has it!
or
You haz a flavr
Mensch… Ich hat es.
es hat ein Flavr!
No Knut! Das a Germin. You hafsta have musterd wif Germin sausij first.
[sigh] …him useta be so litul. an wus skaring Stephen Colbear eben den.
Hi ya techie, er teho:
How do i post a link to website…wp boots my comments. i try to copy/paste, and manually insert. trying to post a cool pic of polar bear being friendly with sled dogs from snopes.com….if you google “photo of polar bear with dogs” it’ll get u there too.
thanks fer any advice if u gots it….
this question open to ALL techies out there…u no hu u r!
dis b da pic u wz talkin bout???
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com//imagestore/1284026574881512507ce3.jpg
haz to hab it in the inertnetz furst,,,by goin to lolcat builder in blue up above ona rite side..
do wat it says to do… and when it is on the internetz… then u can rite click it,,, and then click on properties,,,n copieez the first thing in da box… can’t say much bedda dan dat…
I cud say it better in merican english if u need it tho….
Hmmm i may be a stoopy,,,cuz am assumin that dis gonna wrk….
Oh well,,, here goes!!!!! Wish me da lukx!!!!!!
sry leaf… i tried to sho u wat wz wat wid dis… but,,, got a no show with the pic eeda….
Mebe it sho up lada…. ????
Teho has offen sayed – “take off the http://” I THINK maybee sayed he also” put in teh www insted. ” Butt fur mee, ai taek off the http:// – and teh www just shows up automaticallee.
sumtiem teh “www.” substytooshun trik not works. liek http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com//imagestore/1284026574881512507ce3.jpg only givs u teh 404 eror. stil, iz yoosful enywai, cuz it wil wurk on moast of teh linkz u can trys.
i maed u a replai but WP eeted it.
teh “www.” trik maeks yr linkz clikabul. sumtiem it nots work tho. liek, if u swap teh h t t p : / / wif www. on teh url dat PozPplMa powsted, abuv, u wil onlys get teh ebil dredid 404 eror.
stil, it yooshuly werk.
WurdPrez? u is teh stoopy ands i moon u.
( )*( )
teho u maed orinj jus cum frum mai noez!
Mee, too! Ai has seen menee funnee things heer – but – oh, Teho!!!! Purrhaps too mutch informashun??
his eyez r lyke buttons!!
it’s Wurst to me!
Bear-wurst! O_o
with a side of Bier!
This won’t be so cute when he gets bigger.. it’ll be AAAAAHH! my leg…
Naaaaooooooo!! DON’T GO!! PLEEZ STAY WIF MEH! Iz will miss u too much!
Noooes—gib me bak mii Eyce-kaps, or ah’ll bite up to yer knee-kaps!
Mom Mom Mom Mom
Gib mee bak meye blanket!
Whoops! Wuz posed tu sai:
Gib mee bak meye blanket, an eye’ll gib u bak ur legz!
ICK KANN HABEN CHEESEBURGER?
Ick kan haben Hoomanburger?
Jah Wohl!
Ich bin ein bear-linner!
ich bin ein hamburger!
Ich bin lolz!
du bist lustig!
Danke!
eye know noThink! NuthhhhhhhTHINK!
Dative Case– U duznt haz it.
Aaargh fashbak
<>
If onlee ai cud remember wut dey do…
Wurdpres monster eated my cases
nominativ akusativ genetiv dativ an abbulativ, it eated dem awl
I has a leg…
NOOOO he be steelin mah leg!
Liddill fuzzee Bayr
juss wants summwunz 2 hugz andz
skweez andz call “Jorjj”
Liddill fuzzee Bayr
iz 2 beeg for himz blankkee.
Wantz summfeeng beeger!
Liddill fuzzee Bayr
knoez Hewmin iz nawt teefeeng
reeng. Juss wantz sun Fun
Jack.
jackz, joo awullwais sees dee sweet syde of life : )
remmembear dat ole song “Gladly, my cross-eyed bear”?
“Lead on, O kinky turtle…”
U haz relijun!!
Dey has mondegreens!
http://www.answers.com/topic/mondegreen
a mound of greens?
dat sound gud–
wif lolocks/anklols
an a dye-at koe-kola!
Dibs on the drumstick!
Yerr Levis….der haben den flavvur.
lecker!
herrlich!
delizieos!
The day teh bear went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church,
In that sleepy little town of Point Bar-row
It was a fight for survival
That broke out in Revival
We were jumpin’ pews and shoutin’ “Hallelujah!”
An da choir leader, Hope, would soon bear a child, an az she led da choir en a rowsing chorus ov “…there is hope smiling brightly before us…and we know that deliverence is nigh!..”
You takes mah blankit, i takes your foots.
not turky leg. but will do
sorry im not taliking lol cat language, but where is this is??? That is a polar bear is it not? I dont know what a URI is??? Please e-mail me back, I would really appreciate it
That’s KNUT, the most famous Polar Bear from Germany. and the URI is where you can type in your own website so people can check it out. I think.
Yes. WHen someone’s put a website in the URI box, their posting name goes blue to match the date/time stamp and “reply to this comment” links.
If i din luvz u… wudnt nomz u. Nom u!
sheesh, duz u ICHC guys tayke brakes? it r hololiday!
…and so you too have postid…
………..what’s yer exkyoose?
i has an ADIKSHUN, sir.
but i aktully wuz refurring to cheez n tofu. i <3′d awl teh nyce lolcats on fangsgivings but i wood not hav mynded if dey awl took teh dai off, ya knoes?
Oenlee fore teh Merkin cheezpeeps; ICHC is innernashonul!
Eggzackerlee!
Yah, we is still at werk heer in Engerland…..werkin reel hard…. er nebber mind.
UHm ai waz finkin ob taht teh odder dai………ai betz taht cheese an tofu dint hab a cluuu taht this site wood takez off to teh stratosfear in teh wai it haz…….
they prolly jest thot, “oh this’l be fun an ebberyone likz pittures ob kittehz an den
KAAAABBOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
dis plaise onli been round for liddle bit (forgetz exactly datez) but lesson tahn a yeer!!
an is hole new whirled, wif itz own citisenz, an teh populashun iz ginormus!!!
mind-bogglin reely……
so fank u cheese an tofu,
What a ride !!!!! (moar fun dan a rollycoster)
yer spelingz. it is lulz.
I can has commintz? Wurd pres eated dem all.
I’z sad.
nom nom nom….taste likes chikin
Dasss Schmeckt!!!
Sorry, don’t do gamer talk, but feel qualified to add that by now most of your comments are too true.
The guy who’s been taking care of Knut does not visit and play anymore cos the danger of Knut either playing too rough or deciding to eat him after all is just too big.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
According to Der Spiegel, dass not troo–but dey has to be keerful cuz Knut mite not know himzown strenf and mite play too hard.
Here’s teh artikel:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,516008,00.html
Hhhhhm, then the tv ppl were referring to older zoo news.
May polar bears punish them for fooling me!
dis hooman, it has a flavor. and iz flavor iz denim. pleh!
Your leg…
It has a taste..
de tuff flavrful crust is perfect contrast to rich,jucy insides
You has yr shoos on wrong feets! Let mee fix dem 4 u!
Ur panfs, dey has a flavur!
powla beaher likes 2 much on da hoomans
nom nom nom
Pinch, poke,…k! Yo…Waiteress…Hello!
Now do what?
aaaaaaaaaawe kewt… iz be off 4 mine ownz nom nao. nom nom nom nom maekz i hungaries.
Lawl. But what does “Nom” mean?
Btw, the phrase “Nom” comes from a Naruto fan art picture. I think…
It shows Obito climbing a tree and Zetsu shouting, “Om Nom Nom!!”
oh wlz i atez u nyway
NOOOOO!!!!!!!
No Leave Me Here. De Kittehs They Eats me!!!
u takez me blanketz, now u pay!
RIP Knut
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2011/03/knut-polar-bear-photos.html