Comments on: i can has turkey burger?

By: Captain Game

Captain Game — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 02:59:23 +0000

Turkey: Mah votez iz “NOEZ”.

By: What's-Her-Face

What's-Her-Face — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:17:22 +0000

Why u talk so wierd?? In ful senteses n stuff???
^^
–*–
( )———
iz ratheh fat kitteh

By: What's-Her-Face

What's-Her-Face — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:14:07 +0000

Hoorayz 4 proteen!!!!! Iz delishush……

By: What's-Her-Face

What's-Her-Face — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:12:12 +0000

Phantom of teh Opera iz betteh!!!!!!!! Betteh songz, betteh actors, betteh playwrighterer!!!! Hmm. I iz not obessest!!!! Probly.

By: Aspen

Aspen — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:37:08 +0000

Wai Nawt Cheezburger.

By: Jimmy Havok

Jimmy Havok — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:30:24 +0000

I can haz privaC wen number 2?

By: Teho

Teho — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:53:13 +0000

[rimshot]

…aw hek, i lol’d too.

By: Teho

Teho — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:52:13 +0000

um… liek, a nu HYOOMON Jung-ster? congrabulashins!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:01:46 +0000

An “you can has CHEEZBURGER!”

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:59:48 +0000

an moar noo-trish-us—haz proteen!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:58:05 +0000

an fank U, JJ..
Kare-full, dough…
donnt bust a Gut laffin’!

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:37:05 +0000

I took a break from reading posts and posting–ICHC had lost much of its funneh for meh and I wuz noticing moar and moar mai posts were trollish. I have been looking at teh pics, and this is the furst wun I posted on in months–it just seemed so appropriate a pic to return to
I expect I’ll just be lurking foar a while yet–rilly rilly busy. We are at T-minus 25 days until teh arrival of Turkeyburger (nr) Jr. and there is still much to be done. The next tiem I post might be a pic of the new youngster!

By: Skewtar

Skewtar — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:08:39 +0000

One 5lb bag Meow mix & one whole Salmon…final offer.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:53:28 +0000

Ai lyks kawfee in mai rum!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:42:52 +0000

Yes – it’s tooo – ai saw it with mai own ayes. Turkeyburger (nr) – has yoo been lurkin? Ai wuz just saying to Paw4Thot – maybee – wehn peeple r long gone and wee misses them, it seems to werk just to call out their names.

Whar has yoo been – and r yoo back nao?

By: truggle45

truggle45 — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:39:12 +0000

I saw a wild (presumeably) turkey in my back yard in Arlington, VA, which is one of the denser of the Washington DC suburbs. I have no idea where he came from, but I wish him well at such a trying time for turkeys.

the t-shirtinsurgency is looking for insurgents, feline and otherwise.

By: Electrice

Electrice — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 21:19:19 +0000

waz leik fanksgiving yesterdae. I wuz so fradied taht teh turkey was gonna be dry leik it haz fur so long, but it wuzunt!

Oh, delectabel juceey turkey!

By: Plobes

Plobes — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:42:50 +0000

dis kitteh has gots to be wun of de KYOOTEST puffehs i’s eber seened!!!

look at da kyoot mouf and puffster tayl!!!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:56:45 +0000

Ai tort tehy did taht wit teh stripee paynt?

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:29:09 +0000

Feets pointee too!!

By: Sekhmet

Sekhmet — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 13:15:02 +0000

pantin = paintin *sigh*

Stripees? Dats when teh rollers keeps gittin stuck and not roll on colour cleenly.

By: Sekhmet

Sekhmet — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 13:13:44 +0000

Ya, size 2 kitteeh, size 3 tayle – dis happns a lot, mix-up at teh Ikea factree. Dat’s how sum kittehs has missin bits too.

Calicos? Dats when they clean teh rollers from pantin teh other kittehs. Has to do this wenever they changez colours.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:22:27 +0000

Heyah Turkeyburger. I was just wondering where you were.

By: serra

serra — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:18:21 +0000

apparantly kitteh CAN has turkeyburger afterawl! lucky kitteh

By: serra

serra — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:16:50 +0000

cheesburgers be better tahn cake!

By: reba

reba — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:41:02 +0000

gollum gollum

By: jjtucker

jjtucker — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:15:25 +0000

KK,

you mades me laugh really hard

fank yu

By: patticlan

patticlan — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:34:33 +0000

Ai lieks rumin mai kawfee 2

By: super girl

super girl — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:22:31 +0000

lol!

By: LeCastor

LeCastor — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 05:30:03 +0000

you can has drumstickz.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:53:08 +0000

tnx, mr. kitteh, kbai!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:50:18 +0000

sry–eye donnt hafe teh gutz 2 tell yu

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:20:49 +0000

Hey–wait just a minute heer…I noes want teh kittehs to be makings with teh nom nom nom on meee….

I has teh allergeez….

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:49:29 +0000

onlee teh dummcluks git eated!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:47:53 +0000

onlee won pointee end in mouf–butt sew pointee!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:46:04 +0000

let them eat cheeseburgers!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:45:07 +0000

nooo, eye means “come on bebeh, do teh smashed patators wiv mii.”

(I just saw teh movie “Hairspray”, it waz a laff-ryot for me; maybee U leike 2)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:40:55 +0000

Turkey-lollurkey to offscreen flock-mates: “wen aye sez ‘gobble-gobble’, ya-ll cume an attack. “

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:38:01 +0000

awl da bettar too stomp U wif !

(an dey haz poynty endz, 2)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:35:47 +0000

Turkee sez, “eet mohr BEEF!”

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:34:17 +0000

“Hey Pedro–you gonna eat them tots?”

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:33:02 +0000

‘nother interspeices snoggling on da wai?

By: addkittehz

addkittehz — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:55:45 +0000

iz Steve McQueen terkee, planning GReat S-kape!

By: buggin2go

buggin2go — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:51:05 +0000

I fink dats too kittehs, one closess to turkey, and unuther closer to de camra

By: Tribble

Tribble — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:16:37 +0000

Err…Mr. Turkey, dis bee a relly bad dai fur u tu show up. Yr gurlfren, well lez jus sai shez no longear LIVEZ herez. U better runz bee for sumwun eatz dem leggs an da rest uff u tu!

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:51:11 +0000

i has a cat riet heer hoo fitz dat ’scripshun.

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:43:31 +0000

iffen wee had kittehs deeg unner dee fence foar awhile, we

coodz get to eech odder !!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:42:43 +0000

Anybody notice the cat has a tail the size of the rest of his body?

By: Kitteh

Kitteh — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:24:09 +0000

If we hav all kittehs dig under teh fence foar a little while we cud possibly get to teh big turkeyburger.

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:12:16 +0000

beeg burd iz luuking owt dee corner ob his eye at leettle kitteh

hims finking….

won step cloaser, leettle kitteh, an ill peckka joo so hard !!!

butt at dee same tyme finking….

jooz so kewt, leettle kitteh, how bowt we be bff ???