i can has turkey burger?
our thots exactably
picture: mai pix, lol caption: larissa
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
No cheez - just cranberrrries!
lookit the size of that thing - turkey is probably thinking “I can has kittyburger?”
beeg burd iz luuking owt dee corner ob his eye at leettle kitteh
hims finking….
won step cloaser, leettle kitteh, an ill peckka joo so hard !!!
butt at dee same tyme finking….
jooz so kewt, leettle kitteh, how bowt we be bff ???
‘nother interspeices snoggling on da wai?
Hey–wait just a minute heer…I noes want teh kittehs to be makings with teh nom nom nom on meee….
I has teh allergeez….
Heyah Turkeyburger. I was just wondering where you were.
Yes - it’s tooo - ai saw it with mai own ayes. Turkeyburger (nr) - has yoo been lurkin? Ai wuz just saying to Paw4Thot - maybee - wehn peeple r long gone and wee misses them, it seems to werk just to call out their names.
Whar has yoo been - and r yoo back nao?
I took a break from reading posts and posting–ICHC had lost much of its funneh for meh and I wuz noticing moar and moar mai posts were trollish. I have been looking at teh pics, and this is the furst wun I posted on in months–it just seemed so appropriate a pic to return to
I expect I’ll just be lurking foar a while yet–rilly rilly busy. We are at T-minus 25 days until teh arrival of Turkeyburger (nr) Jr. and there is still much to be done. The next tiem I post might be a pic of the new youngster!
um… liek, a nu HYOOMON Jung-ster? congrabulashins!
Where da stuffin?
sry–eye donnt hafe teh gutz 2 tell yu
KK,
you mades me laugh really hard
fank yu
an fank U, JJ..
Kare-full, dough…
donnt bust a Gut laffin’!
[rimshot]
…aw hek, i lol’d too.
Lulz korn!
I needz mashed taterz
Whut ‘taters’, preshus?
no haters !!!
wait, what?
no haters butt mad hatterz iz dee shizznittz !!
nooo, eye means “come on bebeh, do teh smashed patators wiv mii.”
(I just saw teh movie “Hairspray”, it waz a laff-ryot for me; maybee U leike 2)
Phantom of teh Opera iz betteh!!!!!!!! Betteh songz, betteh actors, betteh playwrighterer!!!! Hmm. I iz not obessest!!!! Probly.
“Hey Pedro–you gonna eat them tots?”
gollum gollum
Turkey sez: please to be trying tofurkey burger. Is tastee and nutrishus! Kthxbai.
undoubtedly environmentally conshush an prolley berry nutrishus, buttz
tastee mite bee an extenshun ob de finner qualiteez of tofurkey
loluz !!
noaw dee wurd “tofurkey” is mitee tastee ta sai tho !!
Turkee sez, “eet mohr BEEF!”
kitteh can - but turkey can’t. dat wood b canab.. cana… eatin yr own kind!
let them eat cheeseburgers!
cheesburgers be better tahn cake!
an moar noo-trish-us—haz proteen!
Hoorayz 4 proteen!!!!! Iz delishush……
Be cerfulz kitteh, or turkee burger can has U!!
He gotz poyntee endz too!
onlee won pointee end in mouf–butt sew pointee!
Feets pointee too!!
Condemned Turkey tries
getting Guard Kitteh to help
daring farm escape.
dis bee a berry smart lolurkey !!
onlee teh dummcluks git eated!
iz Steve McQueen terkee, planning GReat S-kape!
Mr. Turky, yoo has BIG drumstiks! I meen, legz.
awl da bettar too stomp U wif !
(an dey haz poynty endz, 2)
No needs to grind up, kitteh. Turrky gud jus playn n wif gravee n teh taters n teh punkim pai. No gets too stffded - sayv rum fur teh kawfee n cookees!
Ai lieks rumin mai kawfee 2
Ai lyks kawfee in mai rum!
Kitteh to odder kittehs offscreen: C’mon guize. All of us kin take him!
Turkey-lollurkey to offscreen flock-mates: “wen aye sez ‘gobble-gobble’, ya-ll cume an attack. “
heck
im eezee cat
ill take as iz
pls maek turkey burgerz avalabl for teh public kitteh. it lookz so delishus.
Turkey say, “YOU can has cheezburger!!!”
An “you can has CHEEZBURGER!”
I watched jurassic park 3 and i haz day ja voo
ai is gud kitteh, rite? i has fawnd ur wild turkee, dad, rite?
Beeg phunnee Burd iz
sayf 4 anuddurr yeer. Still planz
4 himz ekkskayp
Hoalz in fenss arz beeg
eenuff 4 Kitteh 2 getz
froo. 2 smawllz 4 Burd
Mebbee Kitteh canz
deeg unnurr t3h fenss 4 Burd?
Which coodz taykz sum tyme.
Jack.
If we hav all kittehs dig under teh fence foar a little while we cud possibly get to teh big turkeyburger.
iffen wee had kittehs deeg unner dee fence foar awhile, we
coodz get to eech odder !!
Anybody notice the cat has a tail the size of the rest of his body?
i has a cat riet heer hoo fitz dat ’scripshun.
Ya, size 2 kitteeh, size 3 tayle - dis happns a lot, mix-up at teh Ikea factree. Dat’s how sum kittehs has missin bits too.
Calicos? Dats when they clean teh rollers from pantin teh other kittehs. Has to do this wenever they changez colours.
pantin = paintin *sigh*
Stripees? Dats when teh rollers keeps gittin stuck and not roll on colour cleenly.
Ai tort tehy did taht wit teh stripee paynt?
I fink dats too kittehs, one closess to turkey, and unuther closer to de camra
Err…Mr. Turkey, dis bee a relly bad dai fur u tu show up. Yr gurlfren, well lez jus sai shez no longear LIVEZ herez. U better runz bee for sumwun eatz dem leggs an da rest uff u tu!
tnx, mr. kitteh, kbai!
you can has drumstickz.
lol!
apparantly kitteh CAN has turkeyburger afterawl! lucky kitteh