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dont forget to sai grace!
happee nawt seconds.
oh, they’re having seconds alright – and thirds …
denn—meow, meow, wii shell haf sum pie!
Hay, hu invyted ur two cuzins?
Fanksgibbins be 4 famblies!
teh kittehs is luckies. dems gets kibbls an not marbls. mush moar satisfakitory.
has more flavah!
I am wantzing that game.
Speshullie dis 6 plaier limitid felain edishun.
Ai is ordorin wun fer krismas!
Mmmmm…kittehs.
Kittehz be mush moar kawute den hippoz. Hippoz be teh fat. Dem no can eetz no moar!
The Hippopotamus
Behold the hippopotamus!
We laugh at how he looks to us,
And yet in moments dank and grim,
I wonder how we look to him.
Peace, peace, thou hippopotamus!
We really look all right to us,
As you no doubt delight the eye
Of other hippopotami.
– Ogden Nash
Wonderful! Don’t remembez readinz dis be4, gr8 poem!
Colur-coated kittehs! Or wud it be caller-coated?
Heehee (long time lurker here)
welcum tigrress.
Thanks Yew KL, I vysit this cite allmoost everdai an innten to pos mow offen noaw… (And will work on my LOLspeak)
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 kittehkats caym, to teh kittehkat piknik…
wez furgot da danse fur philene! In oner ub da dai mai I sugges da
“turkey trot”?
fets a part hop hop hop hop sidzwaiz
runz to tabl
gobble gobble gobble
fets a part waddle waddle waddle sidzwaiz
happi toykey dai!
momcat
dey playd tug o’ rope, but teh rope it broke
so dey al sat arownd tellin nok-nok jokez
dem had twelv sax so dey had sak raysis
an dey fel on deyr ‘tocks an dey fel on deyr faysis…
Kittas 12,, lubs da Sez Me Streeeet…
N me do too…. lawlz….
Hippo Burd Dai 2 all~~~!!!!!!!
Teh orinjy kittehs fergots to tell teh udder too kittehs abowt teh dinner dress kode: ware yoor most colorfullest collar.
teh orinjy kittehs r a fambly—-thay invitd 2 frens ovr 4 fanksgiveeng dinnr?
U see: oringy nawt poysin–dey B sweet (dey mayd frum Marmelade!)
dus anyone else tihnk their collers seem tite luking?
dey look like happi happi kittehs
Kollerz iz a kitteh metering devize. Limitz numbah uf kibbles.
dey iz itty bitty kitties… yung kittenz wif skinnee nex. dey is okies
yeh i thought so, and oddly wide too. they don’t look comfortable to wear at all.
But ther is no green kitteh, or de bloo kitteh, or purrrpul.
And yoo dose not has to bang on they heds to get them to ete the foods.
Kittehs is much bettah dan hippos, tho.
Mush smaller poopings.
Eats less, too.
I loled!!
hoomins keep yer fingders bak!
Turkey. It’s what’s dinner…breakfast, brunch, lunch adn 2nd breakfast
Donut furget elevensies.
der be: turkey bakon, turkee soop, terkee-sammiches, turkey bergers, turkey enchilladas, lurkey gumbo, turkey-gerky, lolrkey divan, turcky scampi, green turkey gello, turkee al-la-king, turkkee salid, terkey BBQ, turkeypotpie, tirkey pudding, turrkey al-la-mode, turkee parmesaan, turkee pastrami, terkee ham, terriaky turkey, tukrey mussaka, turkye enchilladas, turkey burritoes, terkee lazagna, terrkee souflay, creem-ov-turkee soop, terkee goolash, terkee chop-sue-ee, tureky egg-rowls, turkey stroodel, creemed terkey, stuffed turrkee, boiled turcey, broiled terkee, baked turkey, braised terkey, roasted turkey, sautayed turkey, curried terkey, whirled terkey, fryed terkee, frikaseed turkey, stir-fryed turkey, chicken-fried terkeyy, pikeled turkey, terkee pizza, tuerkey keesh, terkee florintine, terckey, turkee kalzones, terkee raveeolee, toirkee tortelleenee, toirkey fetechini, tierkey bolenase, turkkee omelet, turkee mac n cheez, terkey pannini, tuerkey strata, turekee rapps, turkee tortaleeney, turkye tur-duk-en, turkye wurst, turkey kiev, toorkey ragout, turkey kabobs, sweet n sow-er tturkey, turkee chow mein, terkee tacos, terkey chalupas, terkee stoo, turkey hash, turkye saurbraten, tandoori thurkey, toorkey cream pie, cree-ole teerkey, turkey peeloff, terkey pirokees, turkish trukey, turkee bulgar, tureky tikka masala, turkee marsala, terkey saag, terkey vindaloo, turkish doener, tirkey satee, ……
well, that’s about it…
O, and turkey gooshi fud!!!
guten Apetit!
Toorkey cream pie? Pleh!!!!
hokay, dis seryusly be wun ov teh brilyuntist koments evar! nebber noo der wuz so manee manee wayz to rite turrkee! an so manee wayz to nomnomnom teh turky! FTW!
I tink dis game be fun until you tries to hit kitteh tail…then you must deal wif pointy endz.
gud poynt!
*deep breff*
In Soviet Russia, pointee endz deal wit u!!
Hewminz habz dayr beeg
Terrkee Dayz Nom, nom, nom. Now
Liddill Kittehz’ tern
Tripptofann Koama
meenz nuffeeng 2 Kittehz. Dey
juss Napz eneewayz
Nom Nomz wiffowtz rich
grayvee is lyke Cheezburgr
wiffowtz meetz oarz cheez
Jack.
i can has terkee berger?
tank-U 4 neyes pome, Jack…
*passes owt frum turkee-tripptophane coma und punkin pye-shugar-shok*
luk at mickee mawse markd kitteh on teh lefft!!!
M-I-C-K-E-Y
K-I-T-T-E-H!
and his hed luks like a goggie barking and his bottum luk liek an elleefunt with teh tayle fur teh trunk.
Full Full Litterboks!!!!
dis iz Y wii hz hew-mons–poopsmiths!
we made u….
wutever we made u, we eated it.
Luks jes lyke mi fambly 5 menutes apter deh terky ohn de tabel.
dat muss be rly funn–nawt hav to Uze utesinls–jus dig in–face 1st!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
*bref*
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
*bref*
nomnomnom*urp*nomnomnomnomnomnom
*fall asseep in bowl*
haapy fanksgiving!
Kittehs purdy, collarz purdy, but collarz tew TITE!! Kittehs no can swallo gud!
kinda lookz lik whenz I got mai goggie- awl da bebes had liddle paperz collarz soz u cud tellz dem a part. bebe goldn ‘treviers luk da sam- berry, berry kyoot.
momcat
o i see…don get teh kittehs awl mixd up….
Gr8! I wound up with teh green kitteh and the green kitteh’s borked.
Doze r’nt pussiez…doze r piggiez!
teh kittehcats r so thankful <3
an wii B tankfull 4 dem!!!
dey can haz cheezbergers!
us has orfan kittehs wo eat like dis but in dere milks – dey mades da big messes and dat milks bleahes da concrete! my daddee tell us always to ‘clean does kittehs! dey smell lieke da offs milks!”
dere bootifuls collars are berry prettys – we hads 2 pure whites kittehs – only ones had dere one black spot on hes eyr – dat how we knows whos wat kitteh.
pses – i iz new heya – i still learnin kitteh speaks
kitkay willcomes U–i B onlee a few days owld mesefl!
tanchews! berrymuds
i pued sum pichas of ma kitteh (Choodums) and my doggeh (Lucky dog) on da loader – also ma Blu tang lizzed wot lives in ar shedz – an my ili bro’s kitteh wot his name? tiggr
Even tho it’s really Friday here, this is a good end pic for my Thanksgiving
There B 4 orange ones in one picture! (you know how i lubs the orange!!!)
Love the tuxedo cat 2; and the whyte 1 is beautiful.
Do they have the color-coded collars to stage the picture, or do they wear ‘em all the time so the owner can tell them apart?
[Someone else translate into lolcatese please, I R 2 tyerd]
Holiday pinwheel.
wots 4 lucnh its hungry nugry kitehs
Idk but have urge to lay in leftovers.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/10/hungry-hungry-lolcats/
Can’t swallow, my collar is too tight
Al Roker Kitteh’s outed – had Lapband surgery jussa lika him
GRACE. Now may we eat?
doz collars look awful tite