happee fangsgivings!
from Cheezburger and Tofuburger to all ur famblies and small fries!
<3 me & hand turkey
pssst. didn’t send sumwon a card? send them dis!
picture: laurie cinotto, lol caption: stephanie
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mush better drawinks dan de vincent van goggie do!
happi fanksgibbin tew u tew - i’z be eatin de turkey over here in sweden in onnor uv all mai frindz at ichc!
happee fanksgivings to eberyone
i be eatings cheesburger today in onner of ichc [no fanksgivings in vienna]
No fangsgibbons heer in teeny tiny Engerland eider, but much snorgles and smoos to awl teh cheezfrendz wehrebber tehy may be. Ai will haz a turky sammidge for lunch in cellybrayshun.
An happee hawdeelai 2 1 an awl frawm bonnie Skawtlund!
An Happy Thanksgiving to awl frum mee! Ai gotz to put the pyooter away fur a while cuz it’s nermally awn teh dining room tabul - and the time has come to set teh tabul with dishes n stuff!.
Teh turkey goes in teh oven in 3/4 hour - I’m nawt quite awn schdule - butt awl guests will at leest have a place to sit down!!
Hope all is going as well fur awl of yoo - and to awl r deer frenz whoo r thinking of us even though they don’t have this holiday - cheers to you and - oh deer - ai wish you awl cud bee heer.
We’re having turkey and ham and gravee and dressing and corn “stuff” and candied sweet potatoes and greeen been casserole and lima beens (mai personal favoriet) and two kinds of cole slaw and fresh cranberry relish and hot biscuits and mashed potatoes and apple pies and cream cheese pie (whipped cream fur the pies). Ai think that’s about it.
OMG - almoast forgot teh moast important thing. Mai funneh sister Pyzi is bringing a “Ritz salad” as well. You know, teh wun from Fawlty Towers when the guest wanted a Waldorf salad and Basil improvised?
Just have a few moar things to “whisk out of site” - and then ai will indeed bee verree thankful indeed!!
Love to you all
Janet
happee Fangsgibbins u wun an awl
an to awl you inglund peeps, happee gy fawkes day
an happee Saynt andy’s day to Awl me scoddish peeps.
An happee Beetovin’s birfday to awl you vienners—how do you lolspeak in Ostrian?
An happee 100 birfday to awl my pals in Okie-lahoma.
lolanguages… cool consept
beetovin was german btw and i be hasing no cloo haw to lolspeak in german. ich kan die cheesburger haben bitten hehe
meny purrs to you for inclooding eberyone
Er. Beethobin wus Jerman, Nawt Awestyan. Mozart an awl teh Stawses weyr Awestryan.
ooopsies, wel, wenebber moatzarts birfday is, hab a hapee wun
wot a lubbly drowin kitteh maed! happy fanx giben frum india two awl kittehz and cheezpeeps. teh fanx gibben iz trooly amerkn an gloabl as tihs artickl sez:
http://www.mymerhaba.com/en/main/content.asp_Q_id_E_1975
wot a lubbly drowin kitteh maed! happy fanx giben frum india two awl kittehz and cheezpeeps. teh fanx gibben iz trooly amerkn an gloabl as tihs artickl sez:
http://www.mymerhaba.com/en/main/content.asp_Q_id_E_1975
Thanks, moe. Taht waz verree intresting, speshullee since ai actually never thot to wunder about why turkees were cawled turkeys. But taht is also a verree inresting site. Ai red Suzanne’s comments and it almoast maeks u want to moove to Turkee!
Also in teeny tinier Ireland we not got any Fangsgibbems.
Hoppy hopildays tew ebberywon. Yay!
Me wills eats sammich in ceberlation… cannut eet a hooge terkee awl bai maiselfs! BURP!
In teeninesy Ireland, u can has fanged gibbons?! Do Not Want!.
(Be fankful u don’t)
Inglannd n Ire Land, u otta start habin fanksgibbin! a wunnerful eggskuse 2 hab punkin pie! n punkin cheezcake…
In Canada (in Oct) & US we has fanksgibbin to selebrayt teh harvest n arrivin here n konkrin n takin ober teh playss n stuff. U can selebrayt alla teh spaysses left n gud riddenz wen alla owr reltivs left tehre 2 come here!
ai bads. ai knoes.
tanksgeben is teh hexcuse 4 AWL KINDS OF PIE! in R haus we eat teh dinnner juz 2 wet R appitite 4 pies: pecan (grwos gud hear in Okleehomee–[hi miss foots!]), Apple (mit vanilla icey creem, ov corse), choklit cream pie, and ob corse: PUMKIN!!!
(but noe “mincey meet”–pleh!)
{Janethasbigfeast–how bout wee meet there 4 din-din, then ya-ll come obber hear 4 pie–my specielality!)
Fangsgibbon R a sellybrayshun ob teh Mayflower gettin 2 Merryka, fleein relijiuce persykushun in Ingerlund. Whai shood teh Ingerlish want 2 sellybrayte habbin bigoted ancesters?
Paws - u seems to bee an endlesslee fascinating purrson! Wai indeed? Teh awnlee reeson ai can see is taht everbuddy purrsecutes sumbuddy sumtiem fur sum reeson. Dont we awl has ancestors taht fleeded at sum tiem or other to escaype the purrsecution (ushually relijus to be shur)? Mai jerman ancestors fled the Black Forest in teh late-ish 1700s cuz teh Cahtoliks wuz purrsecuting teh Protestants!
So - since jusst abawt everybuddee has dun it at sum tiem or otter - we mite jsut as well - celebrayte! Jusst foar the sake of celebrayting!.
And kitkay - ai did leeve awt r pumkin pie! But no pecan pie. Yurs wud have been gud!!! Wud also bee fun to meet heer fur dindin and then go to yr haus fur derssert! Perhaps we cud awl meet furst at Ambercat’s fur drinks!
Yur awl welcom to com ober to teenytiny Ingerlan for drinkiees - Ai’ll aks TonyJames to birng teh teetrolley and praps SJ will let us awl hab ago wit teh yung nekked gy an teh “irning”!
Afterwoods, we can awl pop up to Bonnie Scawtland to see Paws4Thot!
Haow abowt hoppin over teh pond to teenytinier Ireland and we can all get tewgedder an do soem Riverdancin’ ?? Hehe!
paws4thot, mai fanksgibing duznt has nuthin 2 do wif teh mayflower. mayflower is merrykan nawt canaydeean. mai reltivs fled teh tater fammin nawt perss…uknow. dinnt meet 2 offend u. pass sum pie north plzkthxbai.
Ai torts teh Merkans an Canada-aydians wer selleebrayting gettin throu a hoel yer an havin enuff fud form teh harvest to eet throu teh winteh? Mennee ob tohse furst emmy grants wer woefully ill-preepaired so tohse taht surbibed had much to be tankin Ceilin Cat fore!
Best we can manij in Teeny Tiny Ingerlan (and eben tinier Scawtlan, an still moer tiny Irelan) is teh Harvest Festival wit teh tins ob beens an to pakets ob cupasoop. No terkee fore us til Kristmas dai
terkee fanksgibin, terkee krismass, terkee eester. pleh! terkee terkee terkee. Eben wen ai eeted meet, ai not liekd terkee. naow veggeeterian n ai has lil tofu drumstiks (tayst liek chikn). munch noms! n pie!!!!!!!
n yes, furrsty immgrants hoo caym meny sik wen tehy caym, meny got siks n went 2 heven after cumin here cuz tehy nawt prep….set up furr teh cundishuns. histry shmistry - in mai hed fanksgibin is harbist selebrayshun, tiem 2 be sayin fanks 2 ceilingcat, n eggskuss furr teh much pie nom nom nom tehn much sleepz!
In Irelan we can has no Fangsgibbons but we used to has teh ancent… ansain… weelly old festeeval cawld “Samhain” (pronounced sauw-wan). It was a pagan Druid sorta tingy taht teh peeps didded to gib tahnks furr teh harrvescest adn stuff and tings. Teh Irish wurd for November is “Mí na Samhain” wich meens “Month of Samhain”.
Trew teh yeeers an sentoorys laiter we can has Hallobeen wich is a mix ob teh Samhain festeeval, and teh cristian Feest ob All Saintsr.
It are weely gud… dressificating in costooms an burnificating hooge flamey bonfires evrywerr…
Teh ansceen… weelly old Gaelic peeps (Irish, Scottish, Welsh) inventicated teh Hallobeen!! Not meny peeps knows taht!
So teh Hallobeen is kinda owr Fangsgibbon hollidai… Yay!
EBREEY BODAY PARTEEY!!
Vienna ist teh cool-este place!!!
Visit it—wants!
U are sooo right. It is bery beeyootifulness and has a flavour… Eberyone should try it!
An dhose flayvors R beer, choklit, guid kawfee, Wiener Schnitzel an Wine!
mite need to taek owt a secund moregij tho - taht Kaffee und Kuchen is spensiff!
mumrik, r yoo a SWEED? ai juszt news tehre wuz sum fing ai lyked bowt yoo. mah mommeh’s mommeh caym to Amerika from Sverige wen shee wuz a small chillun.
wen shee past (been a lawng tyme), shee left meh a byooteeful tee set mayde in Lidkoping (Linkoping?). dunno much bowt it ovver tahn itz decorayted wiv teh linnea n ai juszt lurves it.
ai fink wee shud dooz a Sweedish nawt-sekind dans fur yoo!
ai’z tew uhfreyd tew sey annifink baot dis, bkaws wrdpress will shirley hork up de link wut eet been eatn furr me de nano sekond ahfter i post dis kommint.
*lol*
Mumrik is a Sweedie. Hoo noo?
whut link? ai dun see no link.
An to awl my sweedies in sweeden, hapee saynt lucies day—don’t burn teh house down wen u put candles in ur hayr.
oar downt burn ur hare down !!!!!! owwies……
LAST trai - nao ai’z put de link as mai url (aka web payge).
iz bideo uv de (sweedish) midsommer selluhbrayshun in graet beeg sitty of london in teeny tine engerland. .
prolly awl de sweedish peeps wut lib in teeny tine engerland got togeffer tew selluhbrayt.
ANNYWEIGH: dis dans b typ’kal sweedish dans for wehn xmas and midsommer.
enjoy (?)!
“koooackackack - kooackackack - kooackackackack kaaaah!”
*singin*
Er….wow. Ai shud point owt taht dis is nawt repers… reprissin… rurprezend…. dat awl Lundon dus nawt look laik dis.
o dat wuz a grate sweedish nawt-sekind dants! chekked owt sum uv teh relayted linkses wile ai wus tehre…tehre r sum reely funnee Ikea comershuls.
spykes_mom>> yes! *LULZ* de jermin ikea comershul b GRAET!
pls to giv looods of cwuenbewy sos wif hand trky
Happie T.G. to all teh nise, sweet, smarrt, funnie ICHC peeps all ‘roun teh wirld!
Ur makin me crie wif all ur luv fur our fello earthlings. I’ll raze a toast to allayu and ur kittehs an goggeez wen I drink my furst glas uv whine!
Maybee teh peeps in udder cuntryes duzent no about litle kidds drawin a turkie by tracin dere hand. Dats y dis lolcat piture iz so funnie an clevver to mee.
An Im wunderin iff sum uv our intirna……..enternate……..intranash……..peeps frum udder cuntrys can allwais unnerstan our Lolspeek an refferenses to fings dey mite not hav herd about - yu no, merican cultur (if yull pardun teh oxymorronn. An pleez, pleez pardun our stoopymorronn, bushh).
Cheeers!
Me heer in Ireland unnerstanz 99 purr-scents ob teh lolspk and mercan reffrenses. I kant speek for all non-mercan peeps tho. I is addictimacated to mercan TeeVee showss laike Despot Hawsewiffs, Lawst and Simsuns. I’z nawt cultoored… I’z wotch tew mooch TeeVee… *sniff*
But Yay tew ICHC and Yay terkeeys and Yay Fangsgibbems and Yay ICHCB peeps!!!
Woo hoo!
soooo lubbly to reed hao happi teh amerikn cheezpeepz iz todai! fank oo fer sherin yr hauly day wif us. i iz pray fer teh wunz who nawt haz happi dai todai. an i missiz teh amerika todai
iz sekund hoam two me fer menni menni yeerz.
mah indian-amerkn fambly in teh US haz teh hewwwwwj fankzgiben ebbery yeer, wif ~30 peepz an teh beeeeeg dinner. iz teh indian vejaterien fuud, but stil it feeel berry tredisshnul. i vizzits wif mai amerkn roommayt’s fambly, witch bee jes liek a indian fambly — ebbrywun gawsippin bowt relatibz, an gettin-along-but-nawt-gettin-along
peepl iznt so diffren ennywer, wen yu reelly getz two noe tehm. Lolz!
tis is so awsom
Tihs is so goin on all mah fwends maispaces!
ai doez turkey danse for nawt second Mumrik!!
*wobble wobble*
gobble gobble!
pass teh stuffink!
*sleep*
ai loves to kitty pitchers with the thumb kittehs, my baby haf thumbs too, is nice. can open door!
fank u, m_m!
ai’z not juiced tew konsipt uv “fanksgibbin” (ai’z in sweden, ahfter awl), but b-ing greatfull n den eatin?
saons gud tew me!
gobble, gobble tew u n yours!
:o)
Somtimez dis holiday called “Feast ob St/ Gluttony” Odder times dey callz it da startin gun. Tomorrow iz Black Friday when eberybody in hwole US goz Shopping, Iz horrible! I stays home n nomnoms my lefober turky samischs. Turkewy don make such goods burgers akshully. Da First Americans calls is “GIb it Bak” day. Dey means da nation dat got toooked from dem. The rest ob us just eats n eats. Affer dinner da guys goez to wherebeer da TV is to watch Amerikan footzball. Da ladies (what else?) cleans up affer eberybody.
Happy Tanksgibing to everybody eberywhere. If dis not yur holiday, cum along anyway. Uz don eben haffa eat turkey. Glad hart is only requi…wreck….needed thing!
Happee Turkee Day to awl ma LOLfrenz!!
Hubbee an me nap home frum Vaygas. We vizitted da Fadder in LOL. We seen Trans Sibeereeyan Orkestra an ayt WAAAAAY too much buffay. ZOMG, sooo good uv foods der. Sigh.
Tooday iz watchin Green Bay Packerz whoop butt awn da Loins. Den we go owt to Carrows fur Prime Rib. Also getting reddy fur dis weekend.
Fri, Sat an Sun we go to LOSCON, da Los Angeles Sci Fi an Fantasy Convenshun! Iz full uv win an AWSUM!!!! We luckee heer in LA, cuz sevral awfers liv heer, liek Harry Turtledove, Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle, David Gerrald ma buddee, an uv cors Ray Bradbury, but he so old an sik he nawt come in sevral yeers. O, an wun uv ma ovver fayvrits, John Varley just mooved to LA last yeer, I hope he comes dos yeer so he can sine ma books!!! An Ai will be shoor to ask David Gerrold if he saw da LOLTrek site, eben tho Ai alreddy sent linkee to hims email….
Den we has ayescream an watch a reelee good show frum Lux Raydeeyo Theeater an go to summ parteez, den Caturday is da Maskerade, iz berree AWSUM!! Den moar parteez, an da art show/silent awkshun (Ai awlwayz git an orijinal art der fur liek $10-$30! Ai needa put pitcherz awn ma flikker so yoo kin see dem!)
Best uv awl, we see sum kewl, fun, funnee peepull dat we onlee see wunce a yeer, but lurve liek crazee NEway!!!
Dey awlso haz ‘hall costoomz’, which iz costumes peepull ware arown da con to show awf, but nawt fur competishun, jus fur fun. Dis yeer, Ai has PURRFIK costoom. Ai will be LOLcat! Ai will has kitteh costoom frum Halloweenie, an make a buncha sines to has awn a stik, liek ‘Ai yam seeryus cat. Dis am seeryus CON’ R ‘Ai’m in yur hallway, supporting yur bid’ R ‘I can has flarn?’ (food frum Babylawn 5!) Ai tink it will be funnee!
Awlso has toy drive an blood drive an lotsa panel discushuns an singin an lernin an playin an shoppin an dancin an drinkin an photo ops an frenz an layt nites an happee!!
But today, Ai am tankful fur awl ma LOLfrenz an fur da hope uv pees fur awl kittehs ebreewhar. Graytful fur roof ober hed an fud in bellee. Tankful fur lectrisitee an puters an holdin hands an laffin an havin stuff in common an stuff to do. AI tankful ma hubbee lurves me so much an takes good kare uv me an is da payshent eben wen Ai so sik an crazee an weerd. He good man, Ai lukee!
Lurve to awl ma LOLfrenz, togevver we chaynj da whirl!!!
Dat sownds grayte, B!
I R SF fan 2. We kan haz been fannish 2gethir?
1 rly ‘portant prt ov fangsgiving B da empahsis on famibly. many jokezies iz maid awl teh tyme ’bout gettin togehter wf r dysfunkshunal fambly membres, butt anywai, eye tingks dat da famblee iz veddy important…eben wen wee be all qwerky and nuts. My fam is crzy butt ai lubs dem anyway..gets bedder az eye gets older. am greatful to celebrate today with my husband of 26 years, my son james of 22 years (eben tho he tinks ichc iz ridiculos), my mom who libes in an asisted libing ctr. I B missin mai son Andey in Oregon, mey sis susan in boston, an my inlaws on the coasts.
An a Bl8ed !hola! to awl mis amigos in queso burger land! mucho gracias for awl ur beeutifull wrds! Ai lurv hereing frm peepz in awl da wirled! aye wish eye kud kum and bisit you-all. I am soo happpy taht ther iz still sisch love (and lol) in R Whirled!
Kitteh evolvink, gettin teh posabl fums. Furst teh kitteh can open doorz, den he be helping himzelf to teh fud in teh frij, nex thing u no kitteh be settin up teh web kam an making lolhooman pikshurs and sharin dem awl ober teh innernets!
ai furr wun welkom aor kitteh oberlords.
kitteh oberlords sertinlee kant do anee werse tahn teh stoopee Merican oberlord wee gotz ryte nao.
amenz, sistah!!!!
ooooh dont get me starteded…..
Simpsons - yayz!