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Cheezburger Network Blog
I can haz cheezburger?
i haz a can ov cheezburgr!
i can has can ov whoopassburger?
i sawed a show on teh food channul last night whare dey put a cheezburger in batter and then deep-fried it.
dat was wun scary cheezburger. i tink i gained 5 lubs just luking at it.
Yow – talk about ohai colesterlol …
hahahahahahaha colesterlol
yeah, and transphats,,,pleh!
n afters u can has by passes n transplants. dubble dubble pleh!
mah daddeh haz had bof of doze…hooray fur teh orgin donors!
I tink i’z be fankful for dem this tangsgiving.
iffen yous taiks teh pravaclol, u can laffs ats teh co-lesteroil numverz.
i sawed that, too, and i is a vegertarian and i still gained 5 lubs luking at it.
Lessee… there’s 16 ozzes in a lub, rite?
How manny lubs in a hectare?
i luvs cheezburgers and i even luvs sum fried fuds, but dat was horribull.
ugh, don say taht, or it will end up on a stick at teh Minnesota State Fair n i’ll hav to eat it nex year. evvaryfing deep fried n on a stick! it’s teh only way to go at teh MN state fair.
they cud even make a battered and deep-fried tofu burger on a stik for teh veggietariuns.
good part of it is dat next to teh battered and deeep fried cheezburgers, tomorrow’s turkey and dressing and sides and pies and all dinner will seem healthy and low cal by comparisun.
moar gravies?
i sawded dat jes dis week! thawt if it wuz possible ta mak a cheezburger bettah, dis wud be it! gots to get me 1 soon!
Whut u meanz eye haz tu wait teel tomorrowz fur de fanksgibbing deener?
Ok dis gayme gettin owt uff hand. De stole meye hole boddiez dis tyme.
Sum wun pleeze tu go seez de kitteh dat haz de plaze tu hide de boddiez an getz mai boddie bak!
Hello?
Mom!
Meye demandink lookz, letz mee showz u eet.
kongrats tribble! wud yoo lyke a nawt-sekind dans?
*taps toesies in antisapayshun*
Yez tank u, dat wood b berry nize.
okey heer we go..sry took me so lawng to get bak to yoo
shimmeh shimmeh spin slide left
shimmeh shimmeh spin slide right
butt wiggle left kick
butt wiggle right kick
shimmeh shimmeh spin slide back
*puff puff*
I WILL has cheezburger.
i can has hotdog?????????????
Ur pleebian kwizeen….it disgustz meh.
oh yus, kitteh’s spreshun is full of “feh”
i seez wut ur eeting dare…
don’t make me sez it twice!
don’t make u sez *whut* twice, kitteh?
whut whut?
gord hab mussy… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
EWWWW!!!! LOL, Ai wooda espektid dis frum Stend moar dan yoo, Teho!
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Thanx, nao Ai’s doomd….
d00d, i bin rownd teh innernets fr a wiel naow. sum fings u nots fergit eezy wuns u sees dem. and Samwel, in hims own wai, iz evry bit az suttul an undrstaytid az Jorj Dubya Boosh. so… der u ar.
De eebil cheezburglar strieks agin!
Gimme awl yer burgers, or ai shoez yoo mai pointee enz!
Kthxbai!
IKEA expo + orinj jooss… WTF? bak to baysik traynin foar yoo, hyoomin.
I be waring my invizibble hat. Is vary, vary hevvy. Flattenz my eerz AND maykes my eyez squinch up.
Ze discriminating goremay sez dis table not akseptible for sivilized kittehs.
Ur fud. Ur doin it rong.
Ur fud. Blongs in mai belleh.
These are not the droids you are looking for!
“beeska chata wnow kong bantha poodoo…Yang chas Solo chone Wookiee!”
Dat’s easy for u tu say.
my hed slpoted frum laffingz!
i can gives suggestion?
Laff with yer belly instead of hed necks tyme
kitteh uzus jedi mind trix on stoopy hyoomun 4 cheezburgrs
*raises hands in air*
Take it! Take it all! Niiiice, kitty kitty.
P.U. whutz dat smell?
Not ur foods. Ar mein.
dat smellz?
Smellz nawt mein. Ai kleen kitteh. Ju chekd teh baybee recentlee? Me an teh bunneh cawls heem “Stinky”.
Teh bunneh, he r disapproovin.
Maitre D’
Dis fud be insufficient. Plz to bringz mor, at oncze or ah no leevz u tipz
onlee cheezburgers is ok!
Teh eevil eye….I haz it.
P.S….I maked u anudder comment….but WordPress eated it.
Wunder haow long it tayk 2 sho up. I shuld tayk betts.
Hands over teh breffist and nowun will gets hurted.
dey alwayz sez dat, but sumwun getz hurted inny waze
Is all part of teh unrelenting world of nature as teh ceaseless struggle for survival continues.
(with aplologies to Montee Piethon)
Here we see a enraged pussycat. She is lying in wait for her breffist. Teh unsuspecting breffist glides over closer to its doom. The enraged pussycat is poised for teh kill. She raises her harpoon and fires. Pang! Right in teh toast!
ah lcb…..awn a so far unb-exccellent mawrnin, u crak me up……..fank u !!!!! ai needed taht……
Mah plezhure, Salleh. I hope ur day gets better.
Does u live in teh America, where 2morrow is teh kthxgiving? If not, I will nom some extry fuds for u.
host makes a toast . . .
Pang! facedown in roast
host is ghost
An de toast is . . . um . . . er . . . TOAST!
Dis orinj joos r not fraish!!! Wut u tryin to pool???
I maded you Tang instead of fraish joos. Yoo no lyke? Astronots luvs it.
pleh! ai members (sorta members…) a partee in hai skool we hads gin n tang… blaaaaaaarg!
ahhh, Tang… wuz Boiskowt fud. brings bak meny memries. ands dey can all go wai naow agen plskthx.
R u sayin Iz blong in outr space?
Just to gets teh Space Food Bars and yoo be all set. Reddy for blast off?
Oooooooh! I be a kittehnaut!!!
Wut’s dat smell?
we already smelled dat.
Then u shuddent have pulled teh kitteh’s finger.
Um, paw.
mah kitteh be passin teh tootz ebben wen we doant pullz her tail/paw/fingr. her b teh sylent butt deddly kine.
the wurst kynd! mah kittehs speshully lurve to do it wen tehy’re awl snuggled up wiv me n beein kyoot n sweet.
kitteh: *pfffttt*
meh: *kaff kaff wtf wuz taht? whut krolled up ur butt n dyed?*
…Samwell.
d’oh teho! ai watchded taht vid and ackshully fink samwell is kinda kyoot in a stranj sorta way…
dats da lazt time ill pull ur finger.
Typical kitteh-shake down I get whenever I pass thru the kitchen…
yah goggies go fer dah “sew cyoot joo puke” stance…kittehz du eet bai broot force n intimidaschunz!
Nebber unnerestumayt da power ub intimi-nomnomnom-ulashun!
Or de cat-pitulashun dat *alwaiyz* folloez.
DONT BE A TOIKEY AND PASS TEH BOIGER
pass teh toikey boiger?
erm…dis wuz post to be a reeply unner pittypat’s kommint bowt dun be a toikey…ho well.
nebber mined. ai can has payshuns?
Cunning cat …
iz cunning.
Cunning cat…
iz cunning
hahahahahaha colesterlol
u r sleepee getting…u kannot resistest mai kontrol…awl teh cheezburgurs r nao 4 meh…repeet aftur meh…
*repeats after kitteh*
u r sleepee getting…u kannot resistest mai kontrol…awl teh cheezburgurs r nao 4 meh…repeet aftur meh…
*kitteh falls asleep, lolcatburglar takes all teh cheezburgers*
nycely dun lolcatburglar. we will meet agin sumdai…
Bwa-ha-ha-ha*koffkoffkoff*
Cheezburger wents down teh rong way.
See wut ai meenz?
Mai commints (abuv) was presh- was preeshiu-
Aw, heck, I predikted dis wud happin!
Dee ebil cheezburgler stole awl de burgerz.
lcb – duz yoo wunna sho us yor poyntee enz befoar yoo goez?
I is NOT ebil, gremlin. I is… o hai spirited. That’s all.
I show u mah pointy ends later, after I has them didz. Then they will be pointy and shiny!
OKay, Ize sowry. Yoo not ebil. Yooze *frenly* an niec. Niec kitteh! Niec kitteh!
*sidles ober to lcb*
Um, duz yoo hab enny cheezburgerz left over?
Purrhapz yoo haz juss a *small* wun yoo cud part wif?
Oh, an I noez de hinelik manyoover. Itz my favrit manyoover. Um, juss in caes yoo chokes agin, I meenz.
I gives u TWO cheezburgers if u promiss u will no lik mah hiney. No offense but pleh!
Pleh, I tells u!
OK, I taeks de cheezburgerz an runs!
No hinelik rekwired. Gud, yoo luks OK now! Yoo wuz lukkin a liddel bloo arown de edjes der foraminnit.
By da wai, da hinelik line was a bad mash-up uv liens frum 2 moovies.
Delirious (wif John Candy): “Yoo gno I gno da hinelik! Itz mai fayvrit manyoover!”
Master of Disguise (Dana Carvey): “Dis iz importint. Iz yoo choking or iz yoo nawt choking? No choking, no manyoover!”
Eklektic moovie taystes, I haz em. Obskyure moovie kwotez, I haz dem too.
No pleh intended!
Mai 2 sit plitelee n wait 4 mee gib dem. Benne sumtiems pats my leg bery gennly 2 remine me. Dey such gud boyz!
mah bigfootie sitz “plitelee” meeyawrlin til ai:
1. yellz “STFU” fur teh 14th tyme
2. flikz watter in himz fayse
3. stompz mah feet
4. krinkulz a plasstik bagg
5. sighs in rezignayshuns n gibs him summ
nawt such a gud boi.
ackshully.
Taht luks lyk BAKUN on t3e playt. Dis kitteh luks lyk he’s FWETININ U fur yr bakun. We gibs bakun to owr kittehs wen we has it. dey lurbs it.
WE CAN HAS KOLESTROL, DADI??
yesh, dat b teh bakkin. u wanz cheez wiv dat?
Dis are how mai kitteh look ALL of dee tiem!! She is….sassy to say teh least….Only one in haus she let pet her or pick her up is I, anyone else she cuddle wif should feel privaledge and remember to not touch! CHOMP! you can has bandaid. Ai pitties teh vet next week…She be needing her vakseens and has weird growf on chin dat needs looking at.
How U feelin M_M?
I are feeling much better fank you, still cannot heer but head not full of goo nemoar. Nao i is just worried bout my babygirl, yesserday during snorgles i notice weird hard lumpy growfs on her chin, it are beeger today so i call and make v-e-t appointment. poor kittybaby…i are so worried, she been wif me 9 years, i dunno what i do if it be anything serious…she is my big mean kitty baby! i luffs her!
Glad to heer taht ur bettr, butts worried bout ur heering! I type xtra loud fur U.
I nawt vet or vet tech, butts since on her chin, cud b juss a bad kitteh acne. Or maybee juss a liddle cyst taht iz nawt a prolem? I hadda a kitteh wif a cyst on her forehed fur bout 10 yeers n it waz no prolem at awl.
I gonna keepz bof ov U in mah frots, n send heeling to bof uv Uz.
I vote with Romeow. Have seen many pets over the years with cysts. *looks at left arm* have seen humans with cysts. Doesn’t hurt, just looks funny. Have vet check it out, but don’t worry about it while you are waiting for the appointment.
Glad your head feels better. Have a Happy(?) Thanksgiving.
fank you boff so much for all teh luff and heeling thoughts, mai heering has been getting betterer over past day or so, and Mischief kitty are still having face full uv growfs, it mite be kitty acne, but i dunno, cause not has heads or pus, so i will keep joo all informed after vet check her out next week!!
all UR dinneh belong to us
Herz da off topik postes agin.
The LOLtula haz gotz a name nowz. I callz her Octavia. Tava for short I tink dis be good name for loltula since oct means 8z
Whut youz guyz tink?
Ai tinks dats a bery gud name for teh lady loltula. Bery classy.
Photoz!
Guess you choz tht bcauzz “Mr. Cuddles” wuz alredee takun:
http://www.catenamanor.com/comics/07/20070813.html
Ah lol’d muches at that!
Great name. I hope she has a long and happy life.
Dis……..iz stik-up…….. bak awai frum teh tabl an puts yer hanz up !!!!!!
naow go wai……
dis mi fud noaw………nom nom nom nom nom
inscrutable cat is not so inscrutable after all…….
scrutable cat scrutes?
we haz scrootabulled teh kitteh 4 u.
I can unskrue teh inskrutible?
soon as yr finishd effing teh ineffibul.
How darz u tawk of such deskusting zings at mha tablz!
U has NO manerz??!
Dis juec iz sower…smelz vary bad, remuve pleez.
ware iz mhi tunaz?
Ur foodz is mine, your laundry are mine, and so is Ur houze and eberything you own,
and U iz mah slaveh, now go and give sum gooshie fuds to be followed by nips, and dun’t mak me wait, NOW GO!
goggies haz teh peapuls;
kittehs haz teh staffs;
dis iz teh ordur ov teh wirld.
iz ‘bild-ur-pwn’ cheezburgr, u can haz bakkin, tamaytow, cheez, pataytow. u naemz it, we haz it
Brekkfust iz Hewmin’z
moast impoartent meel ubz t3h
day. Nawt so much 4
Kitteh. Unless dayrz
saltee Baykunnz andz crunnchee
tayturrz. Nom, nom, nom
To~foo Baykunnz, “Pleh!”
Wantz reelz Baykunn! Kitteh
canz wawllkz awff ekkstra
Calorreez much moarz
eezilee tahn Hewminz. It’s
whut Kitteh’s duz besst!
Jack.
All ur baykunnz blongs 2 us!
dis baconz i smellz….i haz not gotz all dais.
teh baeconz am kitteh’s fayvrit vejtibul
Does I smell BAKUN????
BAKUN BAKUN BAKUN!!
what’s in the bag? I CAN’T READ!!!!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
IT’S BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wen dere is fude ta be smelld, I appeerz.
U givz teh fanksgibing dinnur nyao. Nawt tumoro. Nyao.
If u no have foods, I will eet… UR SOWL.
on of mai kittehs is lik dis. if u has sumthin she wants (lik chiken an bakon) she luks like dis. if u ignores her she will tap at ur arm to seh
“hey. i’z here. gimme. DO WANT. NAO!”
“Hmmmph. Wynn’s buffay much bettar dan dis. Let’s go der insted.”
THESE R NOT TEH CHEEZBURGRS UR LOOKIN 4
OMFG its BUcky cat from get fuzy!!! check it out its perfect. even the additude
hypnotis kitteh! Don look in de eyez… don look!
aghhh, food all gone….u lookd dintcha?
wen u dies i can eets al ur fuud
This is probably one of my favorite pictures on this site.
hitlercat wantz ur foodz
test
:shades:
:sunglasses:
:glasses:
:crappyassFAIL,dammit!!:
if u cant has cheezburger, u steelz cheezburger.
dood itz
cat says “do want this beating im about to ensue, or are you gonna give me that bacon? Choose wisely”
Love how it says ‘foods’ and not ‘fuds’.