one of deez opens ze secret door
i just dont memeber which one
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Moar to the rite!!!11
Will teh reel nawt-sekund pleez stand up! Kongrachulayshuns, Designer Kitteh!
Ah swairzez dhese posts wuz nawts hee wehn I goed hoam yesturdai!!
I does a nawt sekond dnas naw. >15 minutes of Nuriyev (sp) standard ballet<
silleh kitteh forgetted hiz majick wand disgyzed as umberella
ups a bit downs, downs, leftsies. there! gots it
Climmen teh was fir lol.
Ooops gotted N such a hurree 2 knot B secund, “wals” shoed ups as “was”
iz stiky L on muh keebored.
*hangs hed n M-bare-ass-ment*
Congrats on nawt sekund! Ur prize behind doar numbur free.
but you hafsta find teh sekrit brick dat be openinz it teh git it.
O gooty gooty gooty, kanknot wate fur priz!
Uh, wear dor #3.
O i c. it b sekret dor!
no worrees dd!
An luk, teh kitteh iz alreddy starting a nawt-sekond-dens
*wave hans in aer liek kitteh*
Tanks Gober fur duh danse, butt luks lyk iz no lunger knot secund. apter 2 ours in dat pasition, now I is secund. Wanner y dis hapens somtymes.
*sniffs in disappointment*
so noaws joo got ta explain dis connundrum…
wut waz furst…dee wall oar dee kitteh ???
oar iz it dee kitteh den de wall ???
gots ta inquebate on dat won !!
U needz tu uze de umbrellaz like Hagrid deed.
Diagon Alley, here we come!
Goin to Diagon Alley BRB
Diagon Alley? PLEH! I can has Knockturn Alley?
Heez umbrellaz iz heez wand.
Eez dere a spellz?
Dunno
Where’s platform 9-3/4? (grope… grope…)
Poleese kitteh saiz assoom teh pozition
WIN!!1!
” it’s the police ! drop your pants ! “
Unh hunh - juss luk at the trubble Jorge Mikel gawt into when HE did dat.
bets it wuz fun fr a litul whiel tho. miyta bin wurf it.
“wez doan need no fawt kontrl…”
Pink Floyd FTW!
but a remote control door opener…now that would be nice
u can has teh Gas-X and Beano?
Dis b teh factree fur teh gushee fuds. seecret door lets us ins to cleen up teh scrapses! Helps me luk fur its!
ok kittehs, i goes nex door to Wonka’s choklit factree. I meet u heer in abowt….2 days?
Ask Neville, he maits has maid list of kombinashuns?
tucksie sez: Wate, yoo missd wun…trai dat wun…trai too at a tiem…no, teh udder too…did yoo trai deez wuns?…why it takin so long?…….
kitteh sharpens poyntee ens bfour teh scrappin wif teh nuther kitteh.
Entrunz tu Dyagun Alee. I haz it.
MELLON!
LOTR FTW! I wuz gonna say, Wut’s teh Elvish werd for frend?
Several Harry Potter references (here and above) FTW!
Does the cat have to speak snake language, like to open the Chamber of Secrets?
Second thought- that should work. Cats are pretty good at hissing.
purse…pars…snake language?
Parceltongue (or maybe parseltongue) IIRC.
Is 3 briks up, 2 acros. Tap 3 tyms wit ur paw.
2 acraws iz “Phuket”
mebbe dis teh seekrut dor to summer taht freezin tayl-less kitteh be lukin fur.
Heinlein ref FTW!
Hmmmmmmmm… oh yah, dat pretty obsk.. obbs.. rare to no ref. Robert Heinlein (not-terriblee-stoopy hooman) rote book cald “Door Into Summer” where a kitteh insists on checkin’ everee door in the hous for the door that opens into summr. It invoolvz time travelz and (IIRC) gooshy fuud. Hilee recommendedded.
u nawt awlone dere… udder ole skool sie-fie fanz hir!
Yay!
yah Heilein…..mi 5 !!! Share watterz?????
Dat frum mai komment on teh las pikture. nobodee got teh Heinlein reference. made me much sad. but dis one everwon understands.
funnie but “Door Into Summer” is nao konsidered “Young Adult” fiksun. i nawt tinks so but whut does i know.
i has grate heinlien qwote on a piksure.
“Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
I groks Heinlein.
Puttcher paws wer I canz seez dem…reach for deh skyy goggie-breth…I makes de kittezens arrest on youz!
Silverster kitteh sez “i swares dat mowse wuz DIS BEEG!”
Kitteh be goings 2 Diagon Alley 2 bay a pet hooman from Eeylops Hooman Emporyum (hims has seekrut stash of pristeen kondishun hoomans in bak of owl shop, hims also selling slaitly damuged-by-pointy-endz 1ns at discownt pryses).
Ai fink ai in sekond CAT-a goree, damgd buts well-lurbed!
Manfred b very sweets laytly - holds mai hand, puts head in hand, kwyet purrs. Tears wash off teh sad feelings, purrs heal teh hole in mai hart.
Kittehs is gud at dat. Hugz to you, MM.
(((MM)))
Open Sthesame!
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Open, sez me!
cat-like pole dancing detected
” … she’s a maniac, maniac … “
no no noes. dass BUKKIT dansing.
Ok I gives you my munnies, pleaz dun’t hurt meh, I has two liddul kittuns at home.
Awww!!! hao cud ennywun hurtz youz, wif teh liddl kidns waytin fer yu two bring dem cheezberger. mai hart dun meltid. okay, i no wantz yr munnies, i gibs yu sum uv mien. plz bai cheezberger fer yr fambly. an happi thanksgibbin.
Thank you gud sir, you is too kind..
Wher iz dat majik knot!?
iz INVISIBLE tu fiynd…