one of deez opens ze secret door
i just dont memeber which one
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Moar to the rite!!!11
Will teh reel nawt-sekund pleez stand up! Kongrachulayshuns, Designer Kitteh!
Ah swairzez dhese posts wuz nawts hee wehn I goed hoam yesturdai!!
I does a nawt sekond dnas naw. >15 minutes of Nuriyev (sp) standard ballet<
silleh kitteh forgetted hiz majick wand disgyzed as umberella
ups a bit downs, downs, leftsies. there! gots it
Climmen teh was fir lol.
Ooops gotted N such a hurree 2 knot B secund, “wals” shoed ups as “was”
iz stiky L on muh keebored.
*hangs hed n M-bare-ass-ment*
Congrats on nawt sekund! Ur prize behind doar numbur free.
but you hafsta find teh sekrit brick dat be openinz it teh git it.
O gooty gooty gooty, kanknot wate fur priz!
Uh, wear dor #3.
O i c. it b sekret dor!
no worrees dd!
An luk, teh kitteh iz alreddy starting a nawt-sekond-dens
*wave hans in aer liek kitteh*
Tanks Gober fur duh danse, butt luks lyk iz no lunger knot secund. apter 2 ours in dat pasition, now I is secund. Wanner y dis hapens somtymes.
*sniffs in disappointment*
so noaws joo got ta explain dis connundrum…
wut waz furst…dee wall oar dee kitteh ???
oar iz it dee kitteh den de wall ???
gots ta inquebate on dat won !!
U needz tu uze de umbrellaz like Hagrid deed.
Diagon Alley, here we come!
Goin to Diagon Alley BRB
Diagon Alley? PLEH! I can has Knockturn Alley?
Heez umbrellaz iz heez wand.
Eez dere a spellz?
Dunno
Where’s platform 9-3/4? (grope… grope…)
Poleese kitteh saiz assoom teh pozition
WIN!!1!
” it’s the police ! drop your pants ! “
Unh hunh – juss luk at the trubble Jorge Mikel gawt into when HE did dat.
bets it wuz fun fr a litul whiel tho. miyta bin wurf it.
“wez doan need no fawt kontrl…”
Pink Floyd FTW!
but a remote control door opener…now that would be nice
u can has teh Gas-X and Beano?
Dis b teh factree fur teh gushee fuds. seecret door lets us ins to cleen up teh scrapses! Helps me luk fur its!
ok kittehs, i goes nex door to Wonka’s choklit factree. I meet u heer in abowt….2 days?
Ask Neville, he maits has maid list of kombinashuns?
tucksie sez: Wate, yoo missd wun…trai dat wun…trai too at a tiem…no, teh udder too…did yoo trai deez wuns?…why it takin so long?…….
kitteh sharpens poyntee ens bfour teh scrappin wif teh nuther kitteh.
Entrunz tu Dyagun Alee. I haz it.
MELLON!
LOTR FTW! I wuz gonna say, Wut’s teh Elvish werd for frend?
Several Harry Potter references (here and above) FTW!
Does the cat have to speak snake language, like to open the Chamber of Secrets?
Second thought- that should work. Cats are pretty good at hissing.
purse…pars…snake language?
Parceltongue (or maybe parseltongue) IIRC.
Is 3 briks up, 2 acros. Tap 3 tyms wit ur paw.
2 acraws iz “Phuket”
mebbe dis teh seekrut dor to summer taht freezin tayl-less kitteh be lukin fur.
Heinlein ref FTW!
Hmmmmmmmm… oh yah, dat pretty obsk.. obbs.. rare to no ref. Robert Heinlein (not-terriblee-stoopy hooman) rote book cald “Door Into Summer” where a kitteh insists on checkin’ everee door in the hous for the door that opens into summr. It invoolvz time travelz and (IIRC) gooshy fuud. Hilee recommendedded.
u nawt awlone dere… udder ole skool sie-fie fanz hir!
Yay!
yah Heilein…..mi 5 !!! Share watterz?????
Dat frum mai komment on teh las pikture. nobodee got teh Heinlein reference. made me much sad. but dis one everwon understands.
funnie but “Door Into Summer” is nao konsidered “Young Adult” fiksun. i nawt tinks so but whut does i know.
i has grate heinlien qwote on a piksure.
“Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
I groks Heinlein.
Puttcher paws wer I canz seez dem…reach for deh skyy goggie-breth…I makes de kittezens arrest on youz!
Silverster kitteh sez “i swares dat mowse wuz DIS BEEG!”
Kitteh be goings 2 Diagon Alley 2 bay a pet hooman from Eeylops Hooman Emporyum (hims has seekrut stash of pristeen kondishun hoomans in bak of owl shop, hims also selling slaitly damuged-by-pointy-endz 1ns at discownt pryses).
Ai fink ai in sekond CAT-a goree, damgd buts well-lurbed!
Manfred b very sweets laytly – holds mai hand, puts head in hand, kwyet purrs. Tears wash off teh sad feelings, purrs heal teh hole in mai hart.
Kittehs is gud at dat. Hugz to you, MM.
(((MM)))
Open Sthesame!
http://www.wannasmile.com
Open, sez me!
cat-like pole dancing detected
” … she’s a maniac, maniac … “
no no noes. dass BUKKIT dansing.
Ok I gives you my munnies, pleaz dun’t hurt meh, I has two liddul kittuns at home.
Awww!!! hao cud ennywun hurtz youz, wif teh liddl kidns waytin fer yu two bring dem cheezberger. mai hart dun meltid. okay, i no wantz yr munnies, i gibs yu sum uv mien. plz bai cheezberger fer yr fambly. an happi thanksgibbin.
Thank you gud sir, you is too kind..
Wher iz dat majik knot!?
iz INVISIBLE tu fiynd…
Left kitteh: Ar yoo cuming daown into de pit? Westley’s got himz strengf bak. I’ze starting himz on da macheen tonite.
Right kitteh: Yoo noes hao much ai lubz wawtching yoo wurk, butt aive got mai kuntree’s 500th annibersary too planz, mai wedingz to awrange, mai waif to murder . . . an Guilder to frayme for it. Aiym swampt!
undrstood. tayk kayr uv urself. if u hasnt got ur helf, u hasnt got ennyfing!
Princess Bride FTW! Klassic refrentses tonite.
Now how did Spiderman do this?
wel furst he hads Stan Lee draw him, den…
spider-cat, spider-cat,
doin all teh stuff spider-cat duz…
Takes a nap, anitime,
watch out, here kums teh spider-cat
i sed STAN LEE, nots Matt Groening! thpppppt.
Bustopher Jones an Teh Templol of DOOM
Bustopher Jones iz nawt skin adn bonez
n fact hez remarkably fat
he doezn’t haunt pubs he haz 8 or 9 clubz
4 hez da st james’s street cat.
DJC sez “Daad? Daad? Y kant wii uz dhis door obur heer Dad?
o i feelz fr u, kitteh. hapens to me al teh tiem. wuz bad deezyn, but naow wut u gona do?
wen mai iylund fortriss wuz compleetid, Eeeegorrr adviezd me agenst eksecuteyng teh arkitekk along wif rest of teh espendibuls. so i eksecutied heem. por Eeeegorrrrr nevr cud fink far enuf ahed. wut if wun dai u cant find teh controwl rume? bla bla bla… ya, an wut if wun dai sumwun TAWKS and is SEKRIT SKWIRL wut finds controwl ruum, nitwit!?
Eeegorrrrrrs Speshul S’morrrrrrs wer teh bestist, too. [sigh] nufin for its naow, i gess. SUMdai i fynd dat doggamn inner sanktim agen. dis ai vaowww!!!
k, lessee nao…
[grope]
[grope]
[scrabble]
[scrape]
[/Dr. Evilol]
Is nawt Eeegorrrrrrr…Is Aiiiiigorrrrr!
moot poynt naow.
Ketteh spillded teh yello paynt evryware when he paynted teh pole yello. Now trying to cubber up teh evidunse of his mistaykes.
Or is this kitecat praying to his father the ceiling cat while peter cat looks on?
Invisibl cop iz friskin meeee
spredd ‘em!!!
“Bendz andz strrrretch. Reech 4
t3h starz. Heer cumz Murrkyurree.
Dayr goez Marz” thnxbai
Kitteh diskubburrz dat
klawz wurk bettah awn Treez dan
awnz brikk andz moarturr
Kitteh muss fynd way
N 2 Cat~Nips factoree.
Denz beez set foar lyfe
Jack.
Wuz song frum Romper Room? I can has magic mirror?
Menny thnx, Jack Deth, for teh happee memories frum when i wuz little gurl. Will have smies all day.
Hi, Minicat:
Song waz frum “Rawmpur
Rume”. Can haz Majjikk Mirrurr
andz plump Cheezburgrz
Jack.
i see jack an bunny an salley an ann an charles an stan an stu an
gene an kyle an….
I thunk dat yu subosed 2 pers tem in a surkle in teh direkshun of klokwis.
Oooooo, ur jungle powch dissappeers wen U stand liek dat.
Ur so tawl n sleek…
I doan wanna plai “secret door” ennymoar…
Letts plai “walk in da allie”
*blink* *rub* *purr*
Edgar Allan Poe kitteh rapz uppon de wall an sez to de offiser:
“Bye de bye, gennlemen, dis – dis is a vewrry well konstrukted howse [. . . . ] Dese wallz is sollidly put togevvur.”
::shivers::
den whut komes out? a blak hoomin sittin’ on a ded wifey kitteh?
that skary… leik teh story. We red it in skoolage a whayl agoes. It be brunging up uld skary imagez.
Tis frum The Black Cat. A nasstee storee oberall, espexshually fur kat luvvers such as owrselbs.
But de kat gets himz revenj in de end.
Mebbee if yu jus wawks strait at it yu end up on Platform nine-an-three-kwarturz.
Lemmee trai.
*THUD*
Uh, not wurkin so gud akshully. Mus get flyin car naow.
But taht’s a wall! It brings yu to diagon allie!
this one is extremely funny
add a harry potter tag it looks like a scene from the first movie
omg, Doar, hry n openz teh doar, Mr. Croup n Mr. Vandemar approchez!!11!
“Do you like cat?”
“Yes, I quite like cats.”
“Leg or breast?”
Teh bok kan haz bettr picshoors dahn teh telleevizzyawn seereez?
lez see ur spot hidden rol iz 16 on a d20. roll.
I pikt all of dem
But ah still dont has bingo.
C’mon. Make sum stratchings, too. Its Ahhh
Look for brik with Freemason symbol, kitteh.
“We do!”
“We do!”
“WE DOOOOO!”
Explays a lawt about Steve Guttenberg fer shure.
naw……iz jest a simple case of *toe stretchies*
Speek frend an entrrr!
Hmmmm…
wut meenz “frend” in lolcat?
Iz shawrt 4 “LOLfrend”, meeningz “ne1 kewet or insayne (or both) who maeks teh postinz oan ICHC”. So awl ob us reeli.
dor stil shut, tho.
Thats funny.
Teh tiket sez platform 9 3/4!
THT B HOTZ.
WELCUM HARRY, TEW DIAGON ALLI.
dang! werez dah seekrit buttin too opinz entranz too cat-cave?
This how you gets to Diagon Alliez?
aint dis fwum shoot em up?