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  1. homescribe says:

    oh noes !! poor kitteh … not so nice to loose tail

    • cheezburgler says:

      him duzn’t luk upset. him’s probly prowd ov it. wun ov dem fyoo kittehs dat suksessfuly cachez him’s tale.

      • elfinugget says:

        Mai KarmicBalance haz no tayl. himz tayl wuz suksessfuly cachd by a kar. :( I fownd him in da rode avtur dis had happind. Him turnin’ owt to be a pritty darn gud kiti.

        Tho tha othur 3 kitiz iz lyk growlhizz… him nawt zkard, him juz jump in mummaz lap purrpurrpurr.

        –E

        • CrazyOldLady says:

          Owr Moki got cot by a kar, two! Now he has teh bionic butt an no tale….him wuz jus a lil baby when it happen….severul yeerz ago….he is r “steamroller of luv”!

          • SarahD says:

            Mah Bella had hurz stollen by a rakoon when she wuz still libbin owtsyd. Wun moarneng we open teh door an she iz wayting for brekfist, no fur left on hur tayl, all bluddy down to teh bone, and she’s lyke, “Well? Whar mah fud?” We were all, AHHHHH!!!!

            She haz abowt 3 inchis left of tayl, an since she cant waev it arownd, she wiggles it in a circul lyk a propellur and den beets it on teh grownd lyk a bat. Sumtymes she evin shaeks it lyk a rattlol. Is hilarreus.

        • LBeeeze says:

          hey everboddee,

          elfinugget is taking donashuns on her website to help off-sett dee costs of KarmicBalance’s surguree.

          she found dee leetle guy awll banged up after being hit by a kar an shot in his sweet leetle ear.

          foar does ob joo who are berry brave joo can ebben see picshures of KB’s surguree.

          click elinuggets name to bisit her reelee kewl site.

          kthxbai

          • critter says:

            fank yoo for telling uz abowt dis, LBreeze

            elfi, dis werld needz moar hyoomins lyk yoo!

            pleez tell KB dat I cent him a munny to hepl for himz tail to get awl bettur.

        • Lady Ice says:

          awww poor KB. he didn’t need that tail anyhow! Thanks for sharing the surgery pics…while graphic, I’m fascinated by such things. Better a kitteh with no tail than no kitteh at all! i wish i could help out with money…but I’m broker than broke. I will send good thoughts and prayers though. :)

  2. Darrkwolff says:

    Nooooo! Dah kold B steelin’ mah tael!

    MOOOOMM!!!!!

    *sob*

  3. SJ says:

    Ikea kitteh waytin for tail delivry

  4. serra says:

    i is nawt nawt second… so close

    somewun nom nomed mai tail… can kitteh still be happitail?

  5. bean says:

    is dis da kittie from the FAIL with the gold fish?

    gold fish successfully nomed the tail :D

  6. mystique says:

    wintah cote…nawt growed in yet fer sukksessful tale stalkin…

  7. SJ says:

    Nebber mind teh tayl – wehr’s mai forf leg????

  8. jakeradz says:

    I can has new tail?

  9. Lovecat says:

    A sad tale indeed.

  10. Menopaws says:

    Assemblee required … assemblee: FAIL (teh pear of brackits and lil packet of wingnuts shudda been teh klue)

  11. karen says:

    a tayl uv too kittehs: it wuz teh bestest uv tymez; it wuz teh wurstest uv tymes………hay! ware is teh uthr kitteh? an ware is mai tayl?

  12. Lucy says:

    Shrinkage!! I was in da pool! (Seinfeld forever!)

  13. Wilf_brim says:

    comes owt an its be kold an deh floofy whit stuf be fallin again. NO NOT WANT. where be da dor into summer?

  14. Teho says:

    oh dis is SOOOOO fotochopd.
    no WAI izzit snowins yet.

  15. mumrik says:

    ai can has tayl wut b kamooflaged?

  16. ampyootashun – eet teh cheezburgrz an stil looz 4 powndz!!

  17. SJ says:

    Oh mai gourd –

    IMBISIBUL TAYL!!!!

  18. T-bo says:

    Give tanx for da manx!

  19. Tribble says:

    Eye tradez a bukket fur new tayl?

  20. Lisa says:

    Aw, poor Manx kitteh – why it be snowin in de Isle ob Man?

    • UD says:

      It snowed a bit in de highlands when we vacationed there. Dey get some snow sometimes. The people we stayed wit had cuddly Manx barnkitteh, yay!

  21. Tribble says:

    De be steelin taylz now. Leest de didn’t get mai leggs.

    Ok u guyz, bring back mye tayl. Mye feetz are getting cold.

    Eye can followz ur footedprintz een de snow. Humm, dey seem tu be leading back een de howz.

    Eye hearz laffin. Hello?

    Yuz guyz gotz a stash uff bodie partz unner here? Datz whi dat bebbie armz be next tu da puter der udder dai. Whoz leggs an shoez u bee sleeping on? Eetz a hole bodie?

    Eyem tellin…Mom!

  22. two_kittehs says:

    handsum tailess kitteh contemplating life on a cold snowy dayz, he wunders whether the purty calico kitteh with the floofy firefoxy tayl will return his love even though he be tailless…

  23. trtskh says:

    teh snow r nawt good for teh kittehz tael, butt good for teh lolar bars :)

  24. spykes_mom says:

    boi tawk bowt freezin onez tayl awf…

  25. SarahD says:

    Cold Wethur Kitteh has retraktid tayl for teh wintur an redirektid enurgy towurds groweng thickur fur.

    Effishunsee at itz fynist.

  26. Jack Deth says:

    Outsyde Kitteh habz
    furz dat fluffz up 2 keep coald
    owtz andz wawrmz in

    Himz iz nawt crayzee
    abowtz coldz, dry wet dat dawtz
    himz plush mawtilled Tux

    Coodz stayz Outsyde 4
    awyle, but iz much nysurr
    Insyde luuking owt :-)

    Jack.

  27. Jack Deth says:

    Outsyde Kitteh habz
    furz dat fluffz up 2 keep coald
    owtz andz wawrmz in

    Himz iz nawt crayzee
    abowtz coldz, dry wet wut dawtz
    himz plush mawtilled Tux

    Coodz stayz Outsyde 4
    awyle, but iz much nysurr
    Insyde luuking owt :-)

    Jack.

  28. Jack Deth says:

    D’oh!

    Sawwree bowtz Dubbilz
    Poast. ICHC habbeengz
    mayntennunce up~graydz :-)

    Jack.

  29. jjtucker says:

    I’ve got the world by the … oops, sorry!

    head bangs on desk and blushes

  30. lola gets says:

    Oh, that cat is so cute! I have a Manx too, but shes a dark gray color.
    L

  31. 'steroid says:

    Wat u say? Ann Coulter mak ur tail go way? I no her is meen hoomin but dis is two much!

  32. Au Chan says:

    omg that cat look too much like mine o_O
    even the color of his feet … and it snow in my place too…
    GAH! x.x

  33. mietzi says:

    me nu heer – luvs dis kitteh!

    kthxbai


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