Any Colder and mah Tail will…
… Ah!
picture: my own kitty, lol caption: Nasher
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oh noes !! poor kitteh … not so nice to loose tail
him duzn’t luk upset. him’s probly prowd ov it. wun ov dem fyoo kittehs dat suksessfuly cachez him’s tale.
Mai KarmicBalance haz no tayl. himz tayl wuz suksessfuly cachd by a kar.
I fownd him in da rode avtur dis had happind. Him turnin’ owt to be a pritty darn gud kiti.
Tho tha othur 3 kitiz iz lyk growlhizz… him nawt zkard, him juz jump in mummaz lap purrpurrpurr.
–E
Owr Moki got cot by a kar, two! Now he has teh bionic butt an no tale….him wuz jus a lil baby when it happen….severul yeerz ago….he is r “steamroller of luv”!
Mah Bella had hurz stollen by a rakoon when she wuz still libbin owtsyd. Wun moarneng we open teh door an she iz wayting for brekfist, no fur left on hur tayl, all bluddy down to teh bone, and she’s lyke, “Well? Whar mah fud?” We were all, AHHHHH!!!!
She haz abowt 3 inchis left of tayl, an since she cant waev it arownd, she wiggles it in a circul lyk a propellur and den beets it on teh grownd lyk a bat. Sumtymes she evin shaeks it lyk a rattlol. Is hilarreus.
hey everboddee,
elfinugget is taking donashuns on her website to help off-sett dee costs of KarmicBalance’s surguree.
she found dee leetle guy awll banged up after being hit by a kar an shot in his sweet leetle ear.
foar does ob joo who are berry brave joo can ebben see picshures of KB’s surguree.
click elinuggets name to bisit her reelee kewl site.
kthxbai
fank yoo for telling uz abowt dis, LBreeze
elfi, dis werld needz moar hyoomins lyk yoo!
pleez tell KB dat I cent him a munny to hepl for himz tail to get awl bettur.
awww poor KB. he didn’t need that tail anyhow! Thanks for sharing the surgery pics…while graphic, I’m fascinated by such things. Better a kitteh with no tail than no kitteh at all! i wish i could help out with money…but I’m broker than broke. I will send good thoughts and prayers though.
Nooooo! Dah kold B steelin’ mah tael!
MOOOOMM!!!!!
*sob*
MOOOOMM pls tu mayke kold giv bak!!!
=*(
Ikea kitteh waytin for tail delivry
Dey iz awn ‘back’ order.
An may need asseblee when arrives.
dat’s “asseMblee”
a$$ embly?
meentiem, kitteh can has harblez warmer? Kitteh can feelz a draft…
we’z gettin tu “bottumz” ub dis
Kitteh needs to be findings a reputable re-tail owtlet.
Oh dats bery gud.
LOL!!
i is nawt nawt second… so close
somewun nom nomed mai tail… can kitteh still be happitail?
is dis da kittie from the FAIL with the gold fish?
gold fish successfully nomed the tail
probly nommed it wif sum catsup. nom nom nom.
wintah cote…nawt growed in yet fer sukksessful tale stalkin…
Nebber mind teh tayl - wehr’s mai forf leg????
I can has new tail?
Mai tayle, lett me sho u ——- HEY!!!!
Sur, go to teh retail store.
A sad tale indeed.
O, thereby hangs a tale!
As u laik it… (but shurely shud bee a Winturs Tail??)
manx kitteh says allz well that endz well
(it be muchadoo bowt nuffin)
Assemblee required … assemblee: FAIL (teh pear of brackits and lil packet of wingnuts shudda been teh klue)
Duz teh wingnuts hold teh wings awn? Oar teh nuts?
Teh wingnuts holds teh wings on. Teh nuts iz held on by nutwings.
wait……wot? ….. pleez to be leavin kitteh’s nutz alone! (Hey, iz hollyday seesun; lots of nuts to chooz frum: cashoes, wallnutz, allman bruddersnutz … whol saks full of nutz!)
a tayl uv too kittehs: it wuz teh bestest uv tymez; it wuz teh wurstest uv tymes………hay! ware is teh uthr kitteh? an ware is mai tayl?
It is a far, far better fing I doez tooday den wuz dun wif tail befour.
A cattivating tail it iz. Pleez do go onn.
Shrinkage!! I was in da pool! (Seinfeld forever!)
haow kyoot - 2 belleebuttinz!
i don no hao yoo guise wok arrown wif dose fings
comes owt an its be kold an deh floofy whit stuf be fallin again. NO NOT WANT. where be da dor into summer?
I wunders dis all winter long.
Snow. Do not want.
oh dis is SOOOOO fotochopd.
no WAI izzit snowins yet.
Wuz snowin heer at teh weekend in teeny tiny Engerland. So there.
And yet waz nawt snowin in Skawtland, North ob Inggurlund.
Rly? Weerd. Mai sister in Stafford was snowd awn, an so wuz mai brudder in Wales (I nose Wales is nawt teeny tiny Engerland, but werk with me).
N Kapuskasing ON has snos furr weeks nao!
BINGO!
Dooz a Fotochop post count on a BingLOL card, wehn dah post iz satyrikal ob teh “it’z a Fotochop” trollz?
Like non-ironical fugly sofa?
Considering that the entire concept of BINGLOL was satirical, well… hey WTF? What happened to my LOLspeak translator??? Sonuva…
Now u has to lern teh langwidge ur ownself!
iz ok nao. i fixted it.
in vienna we got 20 cm of snow last sunday
Yikes! Not reddy for dat much snow! Jus floories here in Pencilvainya.
yup n it snowded heer in Noo Hampster (USA) yessturday. less tahn too inches, butt enuff to caws bowt two hunnerd (no joke) aksudents onna hi-wayz.
I am watching snow fall out my window here in Winterpeg, Manisnowba (Winnipeg Manitoba). I will be shovellin’ da walk shortly (while cats watch me from the window)
And, chekin in frum Virginia, it is 70 degrees owtside, and thats weerd for Thanksgiving time!
is 77 deegreez nao. teh sno is falleeng, but it lukks liek it melltd.
Heer in Central Flawrida…
I think I saw snow on a teevee show last week. White? Fluffy? Falls like rains?
I heer it cold, too.
Teho - our snow came a couple weeks late - flakes on Nov 5 - first accumulation nov 16 - still had some on ground Mon.
is akshuly flurying heer riet naow.