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oh noes !! poor kitteh … not so nice to loose tail
him duzn’t luk upset. him’s probly prowd ov it. wun ov dem fyoo kittehs dat suksessfuly cachez him’s tale.
Mai KarmicBalance haz no tayl. himz tayl wuz suksessfuly cachd by a kar.
I fownd him in da rode avtur dis had happind. Him turnin’ owt to be a pritty darn gud kiti.
Tho tha othur 3 kitiz iz lyk growlhizz… him nawt zkard, him juz jump in mummaz lap purrpurrpurr.
–E
Owr Moki got cot by a kar, two! Now he has teh bionic butt an no tale….him wuz jus a lil baby when it happen….severul yeerz ago….he is r “steamroller of luv”!
Mah Bella had hurz stollen by a rakoon when she wuz still libbin owtsyd. Wun moarneng we open teh door an she iz wayting for brekfist, no fur left on hur tayl, all bluddy down to teh bone, and she’s lyke, “Well? Whar mah fud?” We were all, AHHHHH!!!!
She haz abowt 3 inchis left of tayl, an since she cant waev it arownd, she wiggles it in a circul lyk a propellur and den beets it on teh grownd lyk a bat. Sumtymes she evin shaeks it lyk a rattlol. Is hilarreus.
hey everboddee,
elfinugget is taking donashuns on her website to help off-sett dee costs of KarmicBalance’s surguree.
she found dee leetle guy awll banged up after being hit by a kar an shot in his sweet leetle ear.
foar does ob joo who are berry brave joo can ebben see picshures of KB’s surguree.
click elinuggets name to bisit her reelee kewl site.
kthxbai
fank yoo for telling uz abowt dis, LBreeze
elfi, dis werld needz moar hyoomins lyk yoo!
pleez tell KB dat I cent him a munny to hepl for himz tail to get awl bettur.
awww poor KB. he didn’t need that tail anyhow! Thanks for sharing the surgery pics…while graphic, I’m fascinated by such things. Better a kitteh with no tail than no kitteh at all! i wish i could help out with money…but I’m broker than broke. I will send good thoughts and prayers though.
Nooooo! Dah kold B steelin’ mah tael!
MOOOOMM!!!!!
*sob*
MOOOOMM pls tu mayke kold giv bak!!!
=*(
Ikea kitteh waytin for tail delivry
Dey iz awn ‘back’ order.
An may need asseblee when arrives.
dat’s “asseMblee”
a$$ embly?
meentiem, kitteh can has harblez warmer? Kitteh can feelz a draft…
we’z gettin tu “bottumz” ub dis
Kitteh needs to be findings a reputable re-tail owtlet.
Oh dats bery gud.
LOL!!
i is nawt nawt second… so close
somewun nom nomed mai tail… can kitteh still be happitail?
is dis da kittie from the FAIL with the gold fish?
gold fish successfully nomed the tail
probly nommed it wif sum catsup. nom nom nom.
wintah cote…nawt growed in yet fer sukksessful tale stalkin…
Nebber mind teh tayl – wehr’s mai forf leg????
Mai kitteh iz a tripawd also. He duzn’t seem tu mind.
I can has new tail?
Mai tayle, lett me sho u ——- HEY!!!!
Sur, go to teh retail store.
A sad tale indeed.
O, thereby hangs a tale!
As u laik it… (but shurely shud bee a Winturs Tail??)
manx kitteh says allz well that endz well
(it be muchadoo bowt nuffin)
Assemblee required … assemblee: FAIL (teh pear of brackits and lil packet of wingnuts shudda been teh klue)
Duz teh wingnuts hold teh wings awn? Oar teh nuts?
Teh wingnuts holds teh wings on. Teh nuts iz held on by nutwings.
wait……wot? ….. pleez to be leavin kitteh’s nutz alone! (Hey, iz hollyday seesun; lots of nuts to chooz frum: cashoes, wallnutz, allman bruddersnutz … whol saks full of nutz!)
a tayl uv too kittehs: it wuz teh bestest uv tymez; it wuz teh wurstest uv tymes………hay! ware is teh uthr kitteh? an ware is mai tayl?
It is a far, far better fing I doez tooday den wuz dun wif tail befour.
A cattivating tail it iz. Pleez do go onn.
Shrinkage!! I was in da pool! (Seinfeld forever!)
haow kyoot – 2 belleebuttinz!
i don no hao yoo guise wok arrown wif dose fings
comes owt an its be kold an deh floofy whit stuf be fallin again. NO NOT WANT. where be da dor into summer?
I wunders dis all winter long.
Snow. Do not want.
oh dis is SOOOOO fotochopd.
no WAI izzit snowins yet.
Wuz snowin heer at teh weekend in teeny tiny Engerland. So there.
And yet waz nawt snowin in Skawtland, North ob Inggurlund.
Rly? Weerd. Mai sister in Stafford was snowd awn, an so wuz mai brudder in Wales (I nose Wales is nawt teeny tiny Engerland, but werk with me).
N Kapuskasing ON has snos furr weeks nao!
BINGO!
Dooz a Fotochop post count on a BingLOL card, wehn dah post iz satyrikal ob teh “it’z a Fotochop” trollz?
Like non-ironical fugly sofa?
Considering that the entire concept of BINGLOL was satirical, well… hey WTF? What happened to my LOLspeak translator??? Sonuva…
Now u has to lern teh langwidge ur ownself!
iz ok nao. i fixted it.
in vienna we got 20 cm of snow last sunday
Yikes! Not reddy for dat much snow! Jus floories here in Pencilvainya.
yup n it snowded heer in Noo Hampster (USA) yessturday. less tahn too inches, butt enuff to caws bowt two hunnerd (no joke) aksudents onna hi-wayz.
I am watching snow fall out my window here in Winterpeg, Manisnowba (Winnipeg Manitoba). I will be shovellin’ da walk shortly (while cats watch me from the window)
And, chekin in frum Virginia, it is 70 degrees owtside, and thats weerd for Thanksgiving time!
is 77 deegreez nao. teh sno is falleeng, but it lukks liek it melltd.
Heer in Central Flawrida…
I think I saw snow on a teevee show last week. White? Fluffy? Falls like rains?
I heer it cold, too.
Teho – our snow came a couple weeks late – flakes on Nov 5 – first accumulation nov 16 – still had some on ground Mon.
is akshuly flurying heer riet naow.
…aaaaand is stil flurying dis moarnin.
Fangsgivin Fluff.
It snoed heer in teh deep souff, butt teh kittehs eated it.
ai can has tayl wut b kamooflaged?
Kloking device only partly fungkshunal. Needz moar werk.
I NEEDS MOAR POWAR, CAT ASS!!
It’s nae guid kaptin. Mah bonnie wee enjins’ll no taek ony mair!!
(real Scots, not LOLspeak).
“bonnie wee enjins” [snicker!]
ampyootashun – eet teh cheezburgrz an stil looz 4 powndz!!
yup. twiztid. o hay, u see teh moovy “Delicatessen”? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101700/
Iz a berry berry “uz” (jennyrallee, nawt jst 2 blokz) fillum.
iz wiv teh cannonballizm?
iz a luv storee bowt cannibalism. Is a verree gud fillum – teh bed-testing/chello practiss sceen is mai favrit bit.
Oh mai gourd –
IMBISIBUL TAYL!!!!
Give tanx for da manx!
Eye tradez a bukket fur new tayl?
Aw, poor Manx kitteh – why it be snowin in de Isle ob Man?
It snowed a bit in de highlands when we vacationed there. Dey get some snow sometimes. The people we stayed wit had cuddly Manx barnkitteh, yay!
De be steelin taylz now. Leest de didn’t get mai leggs.
Ok u guyz, bring back mye tayl. Mye feetz are getting cold.
Eye can followz ur footedprintz een de snow. Humm, dey seem tu be leading back een de howz.
Eye hearz laffin. Hello?
Yuz guyz gotz a stash uff bodie partz unner here? Datz whi dat bebbie armz be next tu da puter der udder dai. Whoz leggs an shoez u bee sleeping on? Eetz a hole bodie?
Eyem tellin…Mom!
handsum tailess kitteh contemplating life on a cold snowy dayz, he wunders whether the purty calico kitteh with the floofy firefoxy tayl will return his love even though he be tailless…
Ah…a tayle uv too kittehs…:)
twoo luvs mebbye? *sigh, snif..snif* ..iz jus tu momantiks to fink bout
teh snow r nawt good for teh kittehz tael, butt good for teh lolar bars
boi tawk bowt freezin onez tayl awf…
Cold Wethur Kitteh has retraktid tayl for teh wintur an redirektid enurgy towurds groweng thickur fur.
Effishunsee at itz fynist.
Outsyde Kitteh habz
furz dat fluffz up 2 keep coald
owtz andz wawrmz in
Himz iz nawt crayzee
abowtz coldz, dry wet dat dawtz
himz plush mawtilled Tux
Coodz stayz Outsyde 4
awyle, but iz much nysurr
Insyde luuking owt
Jack.
Outsyde Kitteh habz
furz dat fluffz up 2 keep coald
owtz andz wawrmz in
Himz iz nawt crayzee
abowtz coldz, dry wet wut dawtz
himz plush mawtilled Tux
Coodz stayz Outsyde 4
awyle, but iz much nysurr
Insyde luuking owt
Jack.
D’oh!
Sawwree bowtz Dubbilz
Poast. ICHC habbeengz
mayntennunce up~graydz
Jack.
’s KO Jack; dubble our plezure! Whee lurvs ur haiku!
I’ve got the world by the … oops, sorry!
head bangs on desk and blushes
Oh, that cat is so cute! I have a Manx too, but shes a dark gray color.
L
Wat u say? Ann Coulter mak ur tail go way? I no her is meen hoomin but dis is two much!
omg that cat look too much like mine o_O
even the color of his feet … and it snow in my place too…
GAH! x.x
me nu heer – luvs dis kitteh!
kthxbai