reshape and lay flat to dry
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Is tired after last night’s parteh!
I have jus t3h thing for your parteh tireds!
We dans for joo!
How about the “hop” dans
I hop hop hop (rite or left) with the jazz hands
I hop hop hop (other rite or other left) with the jazz hands
Tired now; lets all go to pankake house and i by every kitteh the pankakes.
I tired, but I joins the dance, jjt, luk at mai jazz hands.
and yay for the pancakes, can I haz coffee too?
You can haz whatebever joo wants 4 bein not fursty!
Oops, meant not second. You can take my comment about “fursty” and think I mean you wanted lots of coffee and were “thursty”
So sorry; getting late and I r tired.
No worriez jjt, fanks fur the dances and the pancakes, for my fir__ (darez I type the forbidden word?) not second post!
ohai!! i sry 2 brakes in up heer. orf topik. i goin owt ob town 4 holidays, so mebbe nawt comes heer 4 few days.
i wants 2 wishes mah frenz happeh fanksgibbing – wherebber deys r. iff u duznt do da fanksgibbing like dat – i wishes u happeh harbist. i wishes u plenteh momints 2 reflekt an bee fanksfull 4 da gud in ur lifes, 4 da gud in da whirrled. i wishes u gud fings 4 da futchure, i wishes u da foundayshun 4 beeg harbist nex yeer (an allways). i makes a toste 2 lurve, heelin, frenzship an peas – may mah frenz has dem nao an allways!!!
[u 2 menny 2 count...] {{{mah frenz}}} {{{mah dopted parints}}} (haha, {{gremlin}}, {{kafleen}} fot i wudden catched u an hugged u!! sumtime i r little sh*t…)
hapeee an blessid fanksgibbing to wun an awl.
Go kowboees, beet teh sunerz, yeah!
OMG kitty is doing that head twist thing from ‘the grudge’ again and it’s
totally … freaking … me … out …
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT !!!
oh stend….
da draaahma, da draaahma !
who lubs ya, bahbee !!
I’m so not even kidding tho – look at the pic again and tell me you can’t imagine kitty dragging himself at you doing that neck twist thing, making that noise… creepy !!!
kitteh no is sweatter
Kitteh no is wet, eether. Ur point?
kitteh has LOTS of points
No, no, dere enuff fur dere fur a swetter. U just gots to scrayp it off teh karput.
lol !!!
todai an todai onleee
so lubbalee an han maid by italian craftsmenz an craftswimins
kitteh/karput fiber sweaturs
get chores todai !!!
yay two kitteh you is deh faster wit dah send
Thanks much glory,
mah typing skillz, let me show u them!
Kitteh not reshaped yet!
Kitteh is a bit lumpy. Needz ironin’.
[approches kitteh wif iron]
PPPHHHTTTT RAOOOOOOWR!!!!
[retreets frum furry vishus pointee ends]
[hands irun to Maerlyn99]
Here ya go!
If you Google “steve martin ironing a kitten”, you will be led to a picture of just that. I just was reading this article before I read these comments. Coincidence? I fink nott!!!
ZOMG!!!! wut dis meen? whirld commeeng 2 a end?? hao steev martien new to iron teh kitteh?
reshape into what – a goggie?
dis is furry purrfikt fur mah day! I tooked mah googee walkin dis morning afore workees, and she ran into the muddiest edge of teh pond to chase teh grate bloo hare-on dat libs dare. She were so prowd of herselfs; not onlee did she chase away teh big nastee burdee, but she smelled ARFUL!!! She were a stinky, slimy mess!
An mah mama an papa are arriving frum 3 states away dis affernoon wif dey’re goggie…so i hads to gives mine a baf dis morning afore i lefted 4 werks. I no had times fur to reshape hers floofs.
no, dis is purrfect fur MAI dae. i teeches inglush an substityooed in da facs klas todai. shooed a vidyo abowt da lawndrees and da fabrik kares. kitteh cud bee fur dem . . . demun . . . kitteh cud bee for shoo!
ware u lives? wii has tehm nastee big burdees heer 2 in looeezeeanna! & i has no dawg 2 chases tehms a way!
i r in Norf Careolina. We onlee haz teh wun dat libs in owr iddy biddy pawnd. It chases away eny otter wun dat wants to hangs owt dare.
j/k….i lurv owr grate bloo hare-ons!
“DO NOT IRON” Kthx
WINZ!
no ironing here,
but all teh ironie U wants!
Warm n rumbly tumbly spot!!
Just need fur, milk, then like mom!
hooman furgot to separayt whytes frum colors..
And kitteh needz a bit uv startch!
an juss a littul fabrik sofffener… Not snuggles… Snorgles!!!
Grate, nao is gowing to be all twistee. Whut will I ware to teh partee?
I allus wonderz how teh kittehs can stands to has their earsies bended like dis. Luks to me like the paynfulls.
i notiss kitteh’s eerz two. tehyz kyoot, luks liek teh klok hans. iff kitteh bee riet wai up, it be free o’ klok. dat be tiem fer poast-lawndree nap.
Plz to not wach mai washing macheen ride…
Iz personal moment
Ohhhhhhh
teh spinnyy cycle……..
an pleeze to use teh hot watrs kthxbai
but kitteh will shrink in teh hawt wadders! Dat r wut happened to pokkit kitteh teh otter day?
mmmm… flartus. i finks kitteh nawt go IN da washer 4 spin cykel. kitteh gonna wayte OWTSIDE washer 4 dat. hao i splayne dis?? hm. cause washer
S/S/S/S/S/S/S/SHAKES a lot. an dat tickels… kinda… like dat…
an hot watter just 2 makes it a warm tickel… sorta…
It makes meh feelz good in mai speshal place
phunny stori-
hadz kitteh whenz Iz a kitten hers nam Darius da Hilarious (she waz!). She beeg, floofy, n snorglez butz CC furgot two putz in da branes…..
weiz kep da kitteh fud in cup bored aboves da dryer. dryer wun ub dem frunt loden wuns. Darius wud sit n starez at de door on da drier meowzing n meowzig. We figgr she fought drier was majik door to da fud!
Silli kittteh!
momcat
LOL 4 reel!!!
Uh oh. Musta put bleach in with Kitteh…half of kitteh is white!
DRI KLEEN ONLEE!!!
U means lick clean onlee!
Dark part is my swetter. Alreddy shrunkeded all up. See? Teh sleebs only goez to my elboez.
Dis kitteh luk jus liek mai Barney…cept 10 pouns littler! Barney got big wite tummee wich keeps gettin bigger, maikin his “swetter” luk smaller n smaller! Poor babeh is on diet rite nao to get da big wite tummee smaller…not a happee kitteh!
Dyitz iz fur hoomins, knot kittehs. Iz widdle noan faktt dat awl kittehs ah dessended frum too kats dat were pwned bai Teh Lawd Boodah, an it iz frum him dat dey akwired tehir wurldvyoo. Boodah sez iz ohkae too eet lotsagooshifud, so lawng as yur happee. Happee maw portint dan wastelyne. Tubbeekats iz happeekats. Nuffink maw smiley dan a reellee reellee “substantial” (kittehs iz knot fat, deyre substantial) kitteh maykin biskits and nappin on yer lap
Ai wud lub to let Barney stae “substantial”, cuz himz iz much kyoot wif da big tummee, butt da vet not agree. She wurread bout da diabetees cummin on if himz nawt looz wayte. An sinz mai last kitteh had da diabetees, ai no dat gettin shots iz no fun fo kittehs. An ai wants Barney to be helthee kitteh an liv long, long, long tiem.
and…Ai gives himz ekstra snorgles an schmoos to maek up for da yukky diet fud!
yu iz gud mom, ckl
Tony, taht be *berry* lidl noan fakt, lolz!
teh hindi wurd fer kitteh bee “billi” — sownd liek belly, dunnit?
i gree, happee iz maw portint tahn waystelain. But helfy iz portint too. i fink gowin on dyet bee berry difikelt fer teh kittehz two unnerstan. bestest iz iffn dey nebber getz toooo tubbiez, so dey no haz two dyet. i bebeh-sit a byootiful owld fat floofi kitteh naem pip who fink yu no lub him enni moar iffn yu no gibz him fuud awn demand. den he haz teh depreshun an he get skeerd an sik, poor bebeh.
Eye am sleepingz on de warm drier top till uze takez owut da lawndri,
den eye planz tu sleepie inz de warm lawndri.
Meye planz fur de dai, letz mi tellz u dem.
Tihs wil krrect lak ov kitteh hayr cawzd by lawndrin cloze. Cant hav hyuminz goin round widout nuff kitteh hayr.
ffffeeeewwwwwppp…….stil dizzee frum teh spin sycel.
wy izz teh rum still sspinnnnin
Hei! wot *mai* tabbeh-an-wite doin’ on summunelzis’ washur?! Tiggeh? ‘Zat choo??
hao u tihnk ur kitteh getz teh munny for teh nip? thay allz has jawbs, sum as modduls 4 fotag……phootug……pickchur takers.
Ohh-oes…(lightgoeson)
I fink kitteh’s belleh needs snorgles.
Ai tink kitteh caem outtade launree gud! All floofee and preddy. An shaep is eggsellent!
Kitteh’z Happee Playse
iz awll full up. Hewminz shoodz foald
dayr kloathz sumwayr elss
Happee Playse summtymez
maykz beeg hummeeng sowndz. Wiggillz.
Getz wawrm awllz ober
Wenz it duz awll free
Happee Playse iz t3h bestest
playse awnnz Erff 2 B
Jack.
is interesting u should be poetic about happee playce being in the dryer….last time pic showd black and white kitteh (in 2 differest pics) in the dryer you should have heard the uprowrrrrrrrr !
Hi, leaf:
Mah Tortee, Paw-la’z Happee Playse wuz awn
tawp ubz the Dryer. Speshullee wenz she
wuz oaldurr.
I rememburz the wun dryer foto, wayr I
parafrazed “2001″ andz “Openz t3h Paws Doar, Halz”
wylez Ouside Kitten oardurrd Cheezburgrz.
Doar wuz oapen, Kitteh(z) werz sayf.
Kitteh iz awn the Happee Playse in dis foto.
Nawt in. Berreh sayf.
Jack.
Yes, kitteh smart…thermal therapy! now a good backrub complete the ticket! (and skritch muh ears, yes yes yes)
i makin muhself jelus now
Kitteh not need fabrik softener. Kitteh silkee soft alreddy!
Is warm an in yur wai – ob corse Ai lys hier!
Azz no lookz phat phrum dis angl
Kitteh sez: u luk funnee upside down!
Instructions for drying kitteh:
1. Place nose on cat’s tummy
2. Sniff
3. Press cheek to tummy
4. Sigh
5. Repeat until cares of world are a distant memory
I iz goin home rite now and practise this!
Process can bee sped up sumwot by maeking “motorboat noise” on kitteh’s belleh …. bbbpppppptttttt! The act of being startld can shorten dryin tyme by up to 50 purrcent.
Can awlso leed to multippul lasserayshuns an bleedin – rememembr tu practiss saef snorglin.
U does not fold, schpindel or mootil. . .moudil. . .mess up dis kitteh!
omg, him GROWD UP!!
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00c225259c7b604a.html
and floofy enuff to keep that dryer steady in case ‘of the shakes”;)
OMG Teho – that’s a grate foto! It all luks owda fokus til U luk at teh outlet.
WHEEEEEE!
is bcuz i has teh majik of masking. http://www.photonhead.com/photo-editing/techniques/selectionmasks.php
meh…
Que?
pleh?
yay!
mmmmmmmmmm. wurm dryr…….
lk sunshine on a cloudy dy.
wen its be cowld owtsied, i can has monf ov Mai…
kitteh label sez moistclean only.
Kitteh needs steem blokking, not wet blokking. Wet blokking mite make kitteh shrink. An wutever yu doo, don’t frog teh kitteh. Kitteh’s shape can be salvidged.
(Gah! Too much knitting!)
I CAN’T HOLD IT IN MUCH LONGER!
i have a cat that looks just like the one in the picture, but when I moved away I couldn’t take her so I left her with my parents. I miss her =(
so sry bout ur kitteh, allen. gud fing iz she wif ur parints – u cans bisit her an schnorgle her sum uvver time!!
dat iz verrah gud fakt bout kitteh get wurld vyu from buddahhhhhhh. I haz kitteh that is verrah substanchul an she iz verrah happee kitteh. She maks bizkits verrah orften.
Noh, ai fyne. Ai can steel chase goggie
give me a favorite button!