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Hidz teh nip!
*danse danse danse!!!*
so hai…so confoozed
I canz has samba fer danss- I goin to Brazill 2 bisit mai sisster- dai aftur tomorro! I soh eggsited- I jes can hyde it- wellz, u noes teh resst of teh sawng!
have a safe trip gf!
) Sounds like fun!
kiwican . . . is u rully a kiwi? in noo zealamb? i’s from Upper Hutt but i lives in USA now!
I hopes u has de bestest tyme in brazil!
Tanks, emma. Yiss, I borned in Gisborne but growed up in teh Kanada. I haz sum rellies in teh Upper Hutt!
we is boff tranzplanted kiwis!! dat too eggsiteing!!!
rellies in teh Hutt AND Brasil? you can has busy passport??
oh phooey, heerz anodder tyme ai wisheded ai new how to postz a link……..u New Zzeelanderz hab a bery gud reesun to bee proud……..u guise hab one of teh BESTEST EBBER marchin bands in teh WHIRLED !!!!!!!!!
ai luff de bagypipes an such, so ai waz noodling around u tube wun dai and der in teh Edinbourough Tattoo, dey haz the “Secret Drum Corps” frum Swizzleland, ( a bery fine groop indeed,) and dey haz ………
The New ZZeeland Army Marchin Band !!!!!!!! an dey iz FABULUS JEST FABULUS,
( ai has to yell cause dey are loud) so ifn u go to utube an search fer the NZAMB u wil be entertaineded by wun of teh most talenteded and funnee groops ob army peeples arond…….
ai hab plaied dis cut on utube forty eleben kajilloun timez an taht’s jest sinc um 6t mun thz ago……..an ai leeb it awn mi laptoppy an show it to awl mi frenz…….
go see go see go see !!!!!
i yam tryin butz my puter bein berry unkooperativ. We didz see somsing likz dat wen tey commed to Bankoover- a Tattoo- and alzo hadz a Maori konserrt in teh middow. I can haz teh rekord. Nawt 8 trak, nawt kasset, nawt ceedee butz teh LP wekord! I lub martsching bandz musik speshiallie teh Jawn Fillip Sooza. Grayt 2 do teh hawswerk 2, awn doz dais wen howswerk abssalootly mus B dun.!
yiss, my passport nao haz teh Brazilian visa & the NZ stamps. Mai sisster haz libbed in menny playsses butz dis iz furst tyme (luks arownd fur Teho) I hab beed 2 bizit hur.
wut? i haznt bizitd ur sistr eethr… is nufing persnul…
LOLZ TEHO s I can han haz deliberate misinterpretations?
OK, we bringed yu afternoony teetime, wit teh wite glubs an teh big hats, an teh hawt ribena – as kultural contreebyooshuns form teenytiny Ingerlan; wot wud yu kiwiwiwis lyk to shayr wit teh innernashunal ICHC, as representativiviv ob NooZeeelan? Howabowt teh beeg beefy rugby men? Mmmmmmm! Moov ober, Alan/Ewan/Yung Nekkid Gy, Ai’s fown noo toy to plai wit!
lolz Ambercat! Yess, we kiwis can has the bestest beeg beefy rugby men! Dem All Blacks iz bringing sexay back!
mmmm, I heerd abowt dem! *drool*
Talkin of sexay kiwis, ju can awlso has Neil Finn an teh Crowdid Howse. Ai noze ai is prollly in teeny minorritee heer but ai is beeg fan. Ai is gowin tu see dem in Irelund necks week.
pee ess ai wunce stood necks tu Andrew Merttens an he is teeny! Jonah Lomu on teh udder hand – he BEEEG. No, I meen rly HEEEYUUUUUGGGGEEEEE.
Hmm… ai maded u a commint about teh hawt kiwis but WP eated it. Maybe ai did nawt curss enuff. So &*$@#”£$ and ~#@*%”$ it.
Ai hopes it turns up layder.
yup, taht seemed to werk SJ; yur comments on teh Jonah Lomu – AWL ob him! – is tehre nao.
we cannot talk about the Rugby rite naow………especially the *Whispers* All Blacks….. 4 moar years……..sigh……..berry berry sad.
but the men……mai oh mai! giggles
wow! 3 kiwi’s noaw in our kiwi club
) welcome Emma lol
gayla! Joo is kiwi too? Ware is joo libing? I can has fambly in Auckland too!
I is half from teenytiny ingerlan and half from eben teenytinier (populashun wise, anywaze)noo zeelan .
I can has club mememebership too?
My NZ famblee are Waikatoers.
YAY fur Waikato!!!
ur in Snoo!
) welkoms! I am from Land of OZ, Americaz but mai heart (and sumtimes the rest of me) has been transplanted to NZ — Monganui to be exact. 
) Well house in Papatoetoe.
wai teh troll pikks on mee?
Ignoar teh trollies, kiwican, tehy is sad an has nao fun so tehy piks awn us. Awl teh fun peeps is gibbon u teh brgrs!
*samba samba sam-BA!*
*samba samba sam-BA!*
oops. i dids konga lyne insteds! hope you lykes enneewayz!
now wares mai peenya ko…coll…erm..tastee drink?!
haz wun of deez bwaziyan dwinks- dey calld kaiy peereenyas- Mai sisstah seys see wil tek mi 2 beech nere herz haus 2 habz wun!
Caipirinas r teh wurlds BESTEST coktayle. Yu needs to brings as much Cachaca bak 2 EnZed as u can.
Haf much fun, bee safe, hurree home!
sanks COL, haz a kypeereenya!
I livz in Brazzil. I can has sanba?
Tydee Kitteh Kleening Serviss is . . . um . . . at yur serviss!
We sweepz. We kleenz da baffroom. We duz de windoez.
Yoo jess set ryte bak an relax. Da Tydee Kittehs is on da job!
an u don’t even has to pai extras for awl the furry bits we leaves behind….
Just plenty of kitten sized cheezeburgers
iffen it wuz Da Tydee LOLunnehies wud dee leeb a diffurrent kind
ob itty bitty cheezeburgers beehine ???
Ai tryed to post dis befoar but it got eeted. Wil traie wunz moar, den givz up.
Pikshoor reminz me uv wunnerful buk ai had wen ai wuz liddel:
Dame Wiggins of Lee and Her Seven Wonderful Cats
Wuz Liddel Golden Buk, I tink, wif wunnerful pikshoors uv de helpful kittehs.
Dey did tings liek saved liddel lambz an helpd arown de hows an went to da skool an lerned to sing.
Golden Buk vershun was akshually newer vershun uv much older storee. Not shore if still in print. But ai hiyely rekummind it! Wunnerful buk wif phunnee pikshoors!
DUyu memmer naem of buk?
Oh, waida minnut! U sed! Dame Wiggins etc….
O kittehs, you is much to yung for teh nip! stick to guushyfoods and other tasty nommables until you is bigger, save teh nips for crazy teen and twenties yeers! You allowed to screw up when you is young, is ammost xpected!
also
*dance dance!* for kiwican!!
joo muss be feeleengs bettah
hopes sow !!
right, k, when u is young you get to screw up, but wehn you is older, you is alloud to screw
Urry Urry…….she comin….
I dind doos it….
yess u dids, I sawz it….
nuuuhuuuhhh…..
yahuuuuhhhhhh
nuuuhhh….
*rund awai rund awai*
3rd Kitteh – Wha madder hu diddit? Wee awl be in trubble f we get caut!
* trais 2 kleen reel fast, gibs up, n rund awai too
Downt be sillee, kittehs, jus blaim teh goggie!
yep! awlwayz teh goggie’s fault!!!
Whoz got thumz?
We gots teh red part holded down gud. But how you werk teh green part? Sweep is being bery mutch harder den it luks!
ornjey kitteh needz 2 halp wif grene fing- eberry1 elsse alweddy haz tassk!
OH NOES… a not funnyz pic on da front page.
OH NOES… a not funnyz kommint on da kommintz page!
HUH?
SLYTLEE OFF-TOPPIK… dis is dubbl-powst coment, too, buts i wontid to maek shur moar peeps saw it!
ok — i fiynlee went an Googlol’d “WordPress emoticon codes” an luk wut i fownd: codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies (cant yooz teh www. trik on dis wun, sry
)
TEH COWDZ!
= : )
= : D
= : (
= : o
= 8 O
= : ?
= 8 )
= : x
= : P
= : |
= ; )
= : lol:
= : oops:
= : cry:
= : evil:
= : twisted:
= : roll:
= : !:
= : ?:
= : idea:
= : arrow:
= : mrgreen:
i addid a spaece into all teh cowds so u cud see wut to tyep. doan yuz spaeciz wen u wunt teh smileyz to shoaw up tho.
let’s see…
I did a
and it didn’t work…
any other
that was : roll : and : idea : and only a line comes out. Maybe you have to be a wordpress member?
I see tem, it werked good.
i seez dem too an i nots a WurdPrez
droneuhmmm, membr.i defnitlee gots tu sort owt wuts owt lowd an wuts in ma hed.
Hmmm….. dese voyces in ur hed. Sit down on teh cowch an tell me about dem. Donut wurry abowt teh jakkit wit teh armholses rown teh bak an awl teh straps awn, is courtesy ai extend tu awl mai bestest clients to enshoor my er tehr cumfort.
& hao doo u feelz abowt yer muvver, Teho? 80
It not workin fur me. I cant do it or eben see it on peeps comments.
wah!!!
still cant seez dem, in ur posts or mien.
I wants to try!
*crawses toeses an hopes tihs wurks*
Woo and even hoo!!!! Ai is gowin tu party awn down wit mai bad self tu sellybrate. Tanks Teho, ju is jeenyuss!!!
(does ai heer “Binglol!” ?)
u can has witnez. ands ayy-men.
but why are your smilies not stretched out across a whole line, whereas everyone else’s are?
In mai fierfox smilies nawt strechid, in IE (spit) at wurk, smilies r strechid.
i jus lukd at deez in Internot Essploder!
i can has NO ideya whai teh smilys sumtiems go flat. 
peeps’ WurdPrez abatarz also is smushed in IE. 
you miet want to tri… http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/
(i dont meen u, Starling… tanku fr teh trubblshootins!)
it’s just weird, because in your first post, they’re not stretched, but in all subsequent posts, they are. odd.
can’t do anything about it at work, though; we can’t download ANYthing. I’ll have to look into Firefox at home. thanks!
srsly, i can has no cloo.
Ai maded u a smiley face – but ai sat awn it.
Ai didnno deez are smyels – ai taut dem pennsles!
Best tip for today yet…tanx!
how u makes in NAWT the stretchy though — I no likes the strechy much.
maybe tofu an cheez can put a linx on teh site?
ya, an whiel deyr ats it, how bowt link to Fierfawks downlowd too? http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/ (stoopy mycrosopt)
also other smilies
:ninja: = : ninja:
:pirate: = : pirate:
:rofl: = : rofl:
:XD: = : XD:
:heart: = : heart:
:3nod:
hopefully those show up.
nots in WurdPrez, i fink. is too bad.
twisted:
PS: CURSE OUR LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS
PS: CURSE OUR LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS
Oh Stend. That’s so you.
ya i fink teh internets dreemed dat wun up pasifficlee fr teh ‘halismo.
altho praps TINA cud rock dat smily too…?
smily borkd.
is sads.
stil wurk ok in FyerFawks, stil borkd in Innertube Eksploder.
Ummm, we iz onlee bein fowr smawl kitnz. Nawt bein pawsibul tu sweep hoel floar bfoar mom getz heer.
warez de rug? joo suppozd to hyde dey breakage under de rug.
eenywais der is no breakage. onlee de kyoot kittens looking fur de mittnes.
An nao mess eider. Luk at teh kewt, nawt teh mess. Nawt taht tehr is any mess. Ahem.
Bebe kittehs not kno propurr kitteh wai of deelin wif mess iz to luk innosentz and let stoopy hyoomun kleen up.
Mom alwayz says don’ play ball in the hous
I can’t think of anything cute to say (other than I just loves the orange ones with all of my hearts and you will all get tired of hearing about my love of orange) so I’ll just give all of you an early Thanksgiving message:
To my ICHC friends in America: May you all have a blessed Thanksgiving this Thursday. Please stop and take a moment Thursday to be thankful for what we have in the USA.
To all of my ICHC friends in America and world-wide: America celebrates what it is thankful for this Thursday. I am VERY thankful for all of my friends here at ICHC. You all give me much laughter. I consider each and every one of you a blessing in and of itself. Please know that I will be thinking of all of you Thursday as I count my blessings in life.
Laurie (and JJ and Tucker, too)
Yes, Happy Thanksgiving, Merkin freinds! I is goin to mai furst Thanksgiving dinnur dis yer (a lait wun, on 1st decembur, but bettur lait den nevvur). Mai partners boss be Merkin and hims (wel, his wyf, I betting he cant kook) givin dinnur.
I understand about the orange kittehs. Mine has me wrapped around his little paw (hence the name).
Hope everyone out there stays safe and sound over the holidays.
Oooh ai wuz wundrin wedder u was a orange kittehservant oar a orangekitteh servant. Nao ai noze!
Wellllll…..I neber eber git tired ov heering bout orinj kittehs-speshilee teh long hairs wunz (dey are the bestests wunz (“Can i hab a witness: “CHARRLEEE!!!”) sarree, gots carried way fur a sec… anewais, orinj wunz are the best. Happy Give Thanks for Everything we have in USA.
I has gurl oranj kitteh, she be the loveliest, prettiest kitteh evah and she not have a mean bone in her floofy body, I has had her since she was a wee tinneh fuzzeh kittun. She are a beri speshul gurl.
Happy Thanksgiving everywun! Thanks fur the kittehs and cheezpeeps!
You are indeed very lucky as is she.
Happy Thanksgiving merkans not frum littel betty engaland but frum hi n fweezing swisserland! ( and test
my towsies all tied in nottsies !)
oh HAI reba, hab u seen the “Secret Drum Corp” frum Basil? (ai can’t say Basil wifowt finkin of Falwty Towers and teh ladi hoo plaied John Cleeses Wife an teh way she wood say …….Ba…..SIL !!!
aniwai , tehy r bery gud , presishun drummy cors…..an tehy hab tehg swell costums !!!
dat beez sibill, masstermynd, catagorey teh bleedin obvyuss.
Ok well nao we has had wishes NAWT from teeny tiny Engerland I bedder gib u teh wishes dat IS from teeny tiny Engerland. Happy Tanksgibbon peeps, ai lubs dis hawliday becus mai boss is in Noo York an I gets 2 days wen teh fone dus nawt ring awl afternoon.
Laurie an JJ an Tucker, hai!
*pats seat wit beeg furry orinj paw*
If yoo wunz to talk orinj, yoo jes cum sit by meh!
I lubz de orinj wuns too! Aim happeh to tawk awl dai wit yoo bowt dem. Yoo see, an onij wun stole my hart too. Hev nevver rekuvvered. Dey shud put warningks on de orinj wuns (not bowt de poysin, bowt de hart-steelin). I lubz de uvver cullers too, but sumhao de orinj wunz drawz me liek majik spel.
Hi G: they need to put warnings on all of them, and, i guess, we all have our favorites. will sit with you sometime and discuss benefits of the being orange (and other favorites). thanks for saving me a seat near you. there are lots of little sub-groups here at ichc (like itty bitty kitty kommitte, club for new zels, etc.). lets get a group together for orange kitteh peeps (with a cute name).
Sownz gud to meh!
Derz no rhulez agginst bein a member of moar dan wun grupe at wunst. Wee kan be orinj an uvver stuffs too!
Srsly – I tuk my nom-day-Interwebz frum de orijjinal Gremlin, whoo wuz big orinj boi wif menny adventshoors. (Himz went to brij a few yeers ago. Beeg set uv paw-printz to fill. No udder kat sinz den.)
De storee lass week (mad kitteh wif bunneh eerz) where lcb an salleh wuz stuk on de bukshelf an needin reskyoo-in – wut happend in da storee happind in reel lief for me. Well, mynus lcb an salleh, whoo I diddn gno then. Wel, an no trollz eeder. But udderwiez, it wuz jus liek dat!
Orijjinal Gremlin climed bukshelf to obtain smal stuffed maus in a whiet wedding dress, swung owt on hyuge schefflera plant liek Tarzan, an pulld it daown all ober de TV set! Dirt ebberywherz! Shortly after dat, all plantz wuz mooved to work offix, fur der protekshun!
An himz attakd de vet an droo blud (menneh tiems).
An he had a police rekkurd for attaking an ossifer ub de lawz. Wuz maced an ebberyting! (Long storee – for annudder dai)
Ennywayz, wee shal hav plenny to tawk abowt, aiyn shur!
first kitteh: Wherz Dad?
second kitteh: Hez inside, dancin on da table.
first kitteh: U gonna tell heem Mom’s cummin?
second kitteh: Iz not gonna tell heem, u tell heem.
first kitteh: Iz not gonna tell heem.
second kitteh: Den she furgetz bout de mezz wii madez owt here cuz she be yellin at heem fur danzin on da table.
first kitteh: Zactly
Mommeh nawt gonna
Bz 2 madz. Lawtz ubz kawnkreet
andz tylez. Nawt much “Mess”.
Liddil Kittehz coodz
roll crawss t3h Floor and shaykz owt
in t3h beeg redz feeng
Maydz misstayk. Kittehz
no “shaykz owt” unless day’s wet.
Juss blaymz t3h Doggeh
Jack.
Wow, this gave me a flashback to my little kid days. I had a storybook that had had a story like this in it… Something about kittens with chores (like sweeping), mittens being lost by said kittens, and the mother coming back…
weird. I’ve never thought of that story until now.
Am… overcome… by kewt…. Must… resist… the kewt…
Oh, it’s no use. SPLORT!
thats why no use cleaning kittehs…
ebwy time nother hyoomin seez picshur, head SPLORT! on floor, and joo just haz to cleans again and again..
iz curse of kyoot, ackshully
Oh hai! So *thatz* whut the CCC crew luks liek!
Nao, wich kitteh is wich ICHC’er?
An warez de rubber chicken hed glub tingies wit de drawinkgz onnem?
Or wayte! Mebbe dese helpful kittehs is Janet’s kittehs? As in . . . JanetCanHas . . . Hmm.
gremlin – ai came bak heer to lern sum moar smilie fayces – an then ai find this. And yoo know what – it almoast cud bee. Ai as a darker ornj kitteh and a liter wun – an a grey kitteh an a blak kitteh.
Amaizinglee cloase to this pikshure. Ai didn’t even see it until yoo sayed it. Thaks. Ai LUVS this pikshure!!
an nao ai practice mai facyes.
Wunz moar, an then ai gives up :I: ;I;
kittehs experiments with cat-apalting.
: lol:
Kittehs! U needz teh Cat n teh Hat! Thing 1 n Thing 2 been at wurk heer.
it so cute i love ta kittys
Das what happin when teh mommy comz for Tanksgivin.
I really like that. The kute kitties look so cute.
Kitteh on ledge: woah! dat guy caem frumz our kyootness!
I thawt it sed “nom is comming”