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Hidz teh nip!
*danse danse danse!!!*
I canz has samba fer danss- I goin to Brazill 2 bisit mai sisster- dai aftur tomorro! I soh eggsited- I jes can hyde it- wellz, u noes teh resst of teh sawng!
have a safe trip gf! :D) Sounds like fun!
kiwican . . . is u rully a kiwi? in noo zealamb? i’s from Upper Hutt but i lives in USA now!
I hopes u has de bestest tyme in brazil!
Tanks, emma. Yiss, I borned in Gisborne but growed up in teh Kanada. I haz sum rellies in teh Upper Hutt!
we is boff tranzplanted kiwis!! dat too eggsiteing!!!
rellies in teh Hutt AND Brasil? you can has busy passport??
oh phooey, heerz anodder tyme ai wisheded ai new how to postz a link……..u New Zzeelanderz hab a bery gud reesun to bee proud……..u guise hab one of teh BESTEST EBBER marchin bands in teh WHIRLED !!!!!!!!!
ai luff de bagypipes an such, so ai waz noodling around u tube wun dai and der in teh Edinbourough Tattoo, dey haz the “Secret Drum Corps” frum Swizzleland, ( a bery fine groop indeed,) and dey haz ………
The New ZZeeland Army Marchin Band !!!!!!!! an dey iz FABULUS JEST FABULUS,
( ai has to yell cause dey are loud) so ifn u go to utube an search fer the NZAMB u wil be entertaineded by wun of teh most talenteded and funnee groops ob army peeples arond…….
ai hab plaied dis cut on utube forty eleben kajilloun timez an taht’s jest sinc um 6t mun thz ago……..an ai leeb it awn mi laptoppy an show it to awl mi frenz…….
go see go see go see !!!!!
i yam tryin butz my puter bein berry unkooperativ. We didz see somsing likz dat wen tey commed to Bankoover- a Tattoo- and alzo hadz a Maori konserrt in teh middow. I can haz teh rekord. Nawt 8 trak, nawt kasset, nawt ceedee butz teh LP wekord! I lub martsching bandz musik speshiallie teh Jawn Fillip Sooza. Grayt 2 do teh hawswerk 2, awn doz dais wen howswerk abssalootly mus B dun.!
yiss, my passport nao haz teh Brazilian visa & the NZ stamps. Mai sisster haz libbed in menny playsses butz dis iz furst tyme (luks arownd fur Teho) I hab beed 2 bizit hur.
wut? i haznt bizitd ur sistr eethr… is nufing persnul…
LOLZ TEHO s I can han haz deliberate misinterpretations?
OK, we bringed yu afternoony teetime, wit teh wite glubs an teh big hats, an teh hawt ribena - as kultural contreebyooshuns form teenytiny Ingerlan; wot wud yu kiwiwiwis lyk to shayr wit teh innernashunal ICHC, as representativiviv ob NooZeeelan? Howabowt teh beeg beefy rugby men? Mmmmmmm! Moov ober, Alan/Ewan/Yung Nekkid Gy, Ai’s fown noo toy to plai wit!
lolz Ambercat! Yess, we kiwis can has the bestest beeg beefy rugby men! Dem All Blacks iz bringing sexay back!
mmmm, I heerd abowt dem! *drool*
Talkin of sexay kiwis, ju can awlso has Neil Finn an teh Crowdid Howse. Ai noze ai is prollly in teeny minorritee heer but ai is beeg fan. Ai is gowin tu see dem in Irelund necks week.
pee ess ai wunce stood necks tu Andrew Merttens an he is teeny! Jonah Lomu on teh udder hand - he BEEEG. No, I meen rly HEEEYUUUUUGGGGEEEEE.
Hmm… ai maded u a commint about teh hawt kiwis but WP eated it. Maybe ai did nawt curss enuff. So &*$@#”£$ and ~#@*%”$ it.
Ai hopes it turns up layder.
yup, taht seemed to werk SJ; yur comments on teh Jonah Lomu - AWL ob him! - is tehre nao.
we cannot talk about the Rugby rite naow………especially the *Whispers* All Blacks….. 4 moar years……..sigh……..berry berry sad.
but the men……mai oh mai! giggles
wow! 3 kiwi’s noaw in our kiwi club :D) welcome Emma lol
gayla! Joo is kiwi too? Ware is joo libing? I can has fambly in Auckland too!
I is half from teenytiny ingerlan and half from eben teenytinier (populashun wise, anywaze)noo zeelan .
I can has club mememebership too?
My NZ famblee are Waikatoers.
YAY fur Waikato!!!
ur in Snoo! :D) welkoms! I am from Land of OZ, Americaz but mai heart (and sumtimes the rest of me) has been transplanted to NZ — Monganui to be exact. :D) Well house in Papatoetoe.
wai teh troll pikks on mee?
Ignoar teh trollies, kiwican, tehy is sad an has nao fun so tehy piks awn us. Awl teh fun peeps is gibbon u teh brgrs!
*samba samba sam-BA!*
*samba samba sam-BA!*
oops. i dids konga lyne insteds! hope you lykes enneewayz!
now wares mai peenya ko…coll…erm..tastee drink?!
haz wun of deez bwaziyan dwinks- dey calld kaiy peereenyas- Mai sisstah seys see wil tek mi 2 beech nere herz haus 2 habz wun!
Caipirinas r teh wurlds BESTEST coktayle. Yu needs to brings as much Cachaca bak 2 EnZed as u can.
Haf much fun, bee safe, hurree home!
sanks COL, haz a kypeereenya!
Tydee Kitteh Kleening Serviss is . . . um . . . at yur serviss!
We sweepz. We kleenz da baffroom. We duz de windoez.
Yoo jess set ryte bak an relax. Da Tydee Kittehs is on da job!
an u don’t even has to pai extras for awl the furry bits we leaves behind….
Just plenty of kitten sized cheezeburgers
iffen it wuz Da Tydee LOLunnehies wud dee leeb a diffurrent kind
ob itty bitty cheezeburgers beehine ???
Ai tryed to post dis befoar but it got eeted. Wil traie wunz moar, den givz up.
Pikshoor reminz me uv wunnerful buk ai had wen ai wuz liddel:
Dame Wiggins of Lee and Her Seven Wonderful Cats
Wuz Liddel Golden Buk, I tink, wif wunnerful pikshoors uv de helpful kittehs.
Dey did tings liek saved liddel lambz an helpd arown de hows an went to da skool an lerned to sing.
Golden Buk vershun was akshually newer vershun uv much older storee. Not shore if still in print. But ai hiyely rekummind it! Wunnerful buk wif phunnee pikshoors!
DUyu memmer naem of buk?
Oh, waida minnut! U sed! Dame Wiggins etc….
O kittehs, you is much to yung for teh nip! stick to guushyfoods and other tasty nommables until you is bigger, save teh nips for crazy teen and twenties yeers! You allowed to screw up when you is young, is ammost xpected!
also
*dance dance!* for kiwican!!
joo muss be feeleengs bettah
hopes sow !!
right, k, when u is young you get to screw up, but wehn you is older, you is alloud to screw
Urry Urry…….she comin….
I dind doos it….
yess u dids, I sawz it….
nuuuhuuuhhh…..
yahuuuuhhhhhh
nuuuhhh….
*rund awai rund awai*
3rd Kitteh - Wha madder hu diddit? Wee awl be in trubble f we get caut!
* trais 2 kleen reel fast, gibs up, n rund awai too
Downt be sillee, kittehs, jus blaim teh goggie!
yep! awlwayz teh goggie’s fault!!!
Whoz got thumz?
We gots teh red part holded down gud. But how you werk teh green part? Sweep is being bery mutch harder den it luks!
ornjey kitteh needz 2 halp wif grene fing- eberry1 elsse alweddy haz tassk!
OH NOES… a not funnyz pic on da front page.
OH NOES… a not funnyz kommint on da kommintz page!
HUH?
SLYTLEE OFF-TOPPIK… dis is dubbl-powst coment, too, buts i wontid to maek shur moar peeps saw it!
ok — i fiynlee went an Googlol’d “WordPress emoticon codes” an luk wut i fownd: codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies (cant yooz teh http://www. trik on dis wun, sry
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TEH COWDZ!
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i addid a spaece into all teh cowds so u cud see wut to tyep. doan yuz spaeciz wen u wunt teh smileyz to shoaw up tho.
let’s see…
I did a
and it didn’t work…
any other
that was : roll : and : idea : and only a line comes out. Maybe you have to be a wordpress member?
I see tem, it werked good.
i seez dem too an i nots a WurdPrez
droneuhmmm, membr.i defnitlee gots tu sort owt wuts owt lowd an wuts in ma hed.
Hmmm….. dese voyces in ur hed. Sit down on teh cowch an tell me about dem. Donut wurry abowt teh jakkit wit teh armholses rown teh bak an awl teh straps awn, is courtesy ai extend tu awl mai bestest clients to enshoor my er tehr cumfort.
& hao doo u feelz abowt yer muvver, Teho? 80
It not workin fur me. I cant do it or eben see it on peeps comments.
wah!!!
still cant seez dem, in ur posts or mien.