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I puts my left paw in
I puts my left paw owt
I do teh hokie pokie and I turn myself abowt
That’s what it is all abowt!
Grate fursty dans!!!
Cat? I’m a kitty-cat! And I dans-dans-dans and I dans-dans-dans!!
*danse danse danse*
*sings*
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
PURR-OVOCATIVE POSING!
PURR-OVOCATIVE POSING!
cat, Ahm ah titti tat, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
Ai sez sechsy fings tu mahself wen Ai’s … DANSING!
*ta ta ting ting ting*
Ai sez sechsy fings tu mahself wen Ai’s … DANSING!
*ta ta ting ting ting*
PURR-OVOCATIVE POSING!
PURR-OVOCATIVE POSING!
cat, Ahm ah pitty pat, an’ Ai boop boop boop bee dee beep bop bop
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou
cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
*ting*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Took me 2 weeks to get rid of dis dam eerwurm teh last taim, fur teh luv of Ceiling Cat, plz do NAWT do dis!!! Tink of teh eerwurms.
We can danse
We can danse
Eberbodee luk at yer hanz
We can danse
We can danse
Eberbodee’s takin teh chanz
Wif teh safetee danse
Wif teh safetee danse…
Sry, SJ cudn’t rzist.
Ok cud rzist. chose not 2.
=^..^=
Oh noes! Ai sowwy, SJ. Eerwurms ar teh suk.
Ai shall twy too wefwain.
S’ok TC&AC, KL juss gave me a noo wun.
*duz teh Safety Danss*
Yeah! Ill dantz to dat!
Kongrachewelashuns, on both a nawt sekond and doin UR own furstie danse!
ai fink tahtz a furst too ?????? a dubble furst !!!!! YEAH !!
I think I recognize that dancing cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQB9d-MMIx0
( dancing is at end )
what if the hokey pokey IS what it’s all about?
~Steven Wright (I think; may not be but it sure sounds like something he’d say!)
u too? ai vagguuuely memberz taht.
Kitteh dances fur U too!
Oh Fed u dans dibinely
gene kitteh, fed astair,
ginger wogers, danz on air
Madge FTW!
gotta wub Madge!
Whut ib sad ib dat kitteh lewks leik he haz prakktissed dose moovs cuz he lewks sew gewd at et.Poor kitteh, hez ben aloan tew long.Please tew sumwon gets hem a partnur so he no lawnger dans alone!
KTHXBAI
U turns around
Where’s she gon
Where’s she gon!!!!!
MAISIE!!!!!
i b partnr?
oh dat iz niec ub ewe twe be da lonlee kittehz partnr. I thinkz dat we shuld dew a grat beeg grewp “AWWWEEE” fur ur kindniss tew be kittehz partnr.
Please tew haff effrywon say AWWWEEE fur supergirl.
AWWWEEE.
AWWWEEE.
AWWWEEE.
thankew tew woodchuck an elfnugget – lolcats can has teh bestest luvvabbel kittehfowlk snorgles tew awl.
dis be off topic, but a quesshun fur u elfi-
how do u liek dat cat genie? how mani kittehs dus us hav, how ofen dus us haf to “fluch” it? Tahnks,erin
o hai 3rin… sry for not very prompt rapliez
Ummmm
we currently has 4 kitiz in houz…. KB maek 4th kiti. Nawt ev’rybuddy has adoptid usag of teh winnag liturbawx. ‘Specially Baztien… who iz too fuzzeh to unnerstan u poo in teh litter, nawt on flore.
Soooo
I axpekt if 3 kitiz were using it we’d flush 2x / dae, but foar rite nao, iz juz 1x/dae
is varee win masheen, tho. neatohz.
AWWWEEE
gewd moarnin princess mu an a thankz ewe fur takkin parrt en grewp awwweees!
Sum lurve an beeg cup uf duh catfeen eem mai koffeez reewy getz mai moarnin gowing kewwectwy.
AWWWEEE
AWWWEEE.
Billy Idul kitteh iz dansing wif himself
If he had teh chanse, he wood ask teh wurld too danse.
him gotta sink anovver drink…cuz it’ll giv him tyme to fink!
Ai lub meh sum Biwwy Idolol. Him gibes teh wunnerful konsert.
Own teh flowr ob Toe-kee-oh
Orr dawn een Lohn-dohn tawn tu goeh goeh
Wif teh wekord selekshun
Wif teh miwwow refwekshun
Ai’s dansing wif mahselfs
Wen dere’s noe wun els een syte
Een teh kwowdid wonwee nyte
Weww Ai wayte soe wong
Fur mah wuv viebwayshun
An’ Ai’s dansing wif mahselfs
O dansing wif mahselfs
O dansing wif mahselfs
Weww dere’s nuffing tu wose
An’ dere’s nuffing tu pwoov
Ai’ll beeh dansing wif mahselfs
Eef Ai wooked aww ober teh wurld
An’ dere’s ebbery tipe ob gurl
Butt ur emptee eyez
Seems tu passes meh bye
Leebs meh dansing wif mahselfs
Soes wets seenk anubber dwink
Cuz eet wiww gib meh tyme tu fink
Eef Ai has teh chans
Ai’d aks teh wurld tu dans
An’ Ai’ll beeh dansing wif mahselfs
eetceteras
nao wet’s swet, swet, swet, swet, swet, swet, SWET SWET SWET AUUUUUWWWW!
Looks a bit like the Masochism Tango, what with those claws extended like that….
(…And I envy the rose… that you held in your teeth, love… with the thorns underneath, love… sticking into your gums…)
I know too well, I’m underneath your spell, so darling if you smell something burning it’s my heart (oh, excuse me)
Let our love be a flame not an ember, say it’s me that you want to dismember. Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie, as we dance to the Masochism Tango!
heal, toe, heal, toe, side to side, again gunna get it right don’t push so hard, nothing is every easy.
^ name the song and get a great big e-cookie
Hi, Brandon andz elfnugget:
T3h song iz “The Mazzokism Tango”, rittenz bie Tawm Lehrer
Jack.
Brandon’s song iz not bai Tawm Lehrer.
MAI sawng iz teh Massokizzm tangoe, bai Tawm Lerer… but… I knowd dat. It on teh albumz “A eevnyng wayztid wif Tawm Lerer” iz saem album az teh Elemintz sawng.
I dunnoze whut Brandon sawng iz, I no googld it kuz I nont lyk cheets lyk dat.
–Elfi
Kata… naihanchi!
We haz a danz in teh brothels of Buenos Aires.
It tells teh storree of teh prosstitoot and a man who falz in lub wif her.
First, der iz desyre. Den, pashun. Den, susspisshun. Jellusee. Angr. Beetrayul.
Wen lub iz furr teh hyest bidder, dere can be no trust. Widdouwt trust, dere can be no lub.
JJellusee, yes, jellusee wil drive yoo mad.
Is Moulin Rouge! FTW!
iz quote from the the nerco-narco—teh sleepy—rgentinyan in MR…I has watched dat many tymes!
Rox-anne! Yoo don hazta pud on da red lyte. Doze dayze is ober. Yew don hafta sel yur (furree) bodee to da nyte.
I can danz da can-can next?
Kthxbai!
I can has narc-nerco-sleepy Rgentinyun? I has watched MR many, many tymes!
sorry, bout teh 2x post! :heddesk:
you can has narclepty Rgyntinun if i can has Ewan McGregor
An I amz the Lordz of the Danz sez he an he danz and he danz an …
Duz you luv me baybee? Duz ya? Ma hips r hawt to trot fer youze yes they arez.
Duz you warnt me? Oh yes you does. Cos Lawd I am so sexy.
I am so sexy 4 yours sugar, ah yes I am. Youz love that ginger dontcha baby girl.. Just dontcha? I knowz that yousz do.
Mah comment gets losted?? Very sad Oztraylian kitteh here *puts pawz ovah eyez*. Maybe comments get losted on boat to HA-WHY-E place? How longz the comments takes to goez across the big bluez ocean?
kurssin helps sum cheez peeps wen deelin wif stoopy werdpress…
Butt Wurd Press ALLWAYZ wurks if u print sumthin reeeeelllleee stoopee or sumthin that mite get u in trubbul. Oh, yah, Wurd Press hops rite too it, DEN!
*smaks Wurd Press wif paw an snorts*
Reilly, we heerz yoo wai ober heer in da U S ob A.
Yooshuly WordPress eets a post or too befoar lettin us heer yor voyce. Liek de small wun sez, sum sai dat kursin helpz. Wee wil investtagayte scyuntiffikally.
&%*$@*@
Oh hai! See? It wurkz! Pr’aps yoo cud trie it wif an Aussie accent?
By de wai, welkum if yoo is noo. Lotsa niec kittehs hang owt heer (an sum hoomans too).
Buddurrskawtch Kitteh
twisstz lyke a leef awnz t3h wind
lawst inz joyz ubz luvvv
Kitteh no needz 2
strrretch orz “Warmz upz”. Kitteh iz
limmburr awllz t3h tyme
Floo-ed grayss andz style.
Poyze inz abbundenss. Kitteh
iz 2 cool 4 roolz
Jack.
Jack, eye haz tu tell u how mush eye lubs ur poetree.
Eye tinks U shooed makez de book uff awl your ICHC poetree!
So You Think You Kitteh Can Dance
Woah! Da mowsie dat jus runned bye wuz dis beeg, eye swarez.
Mai moovez, let mi showez u dem.
DAYYYYUUMM U got SURVD!!!
*survd! Survd!! survd!! survd!!!!*
“oh, Stan… don’ u kno? when dey dans, an u dans bak, den it ar awn!!?! Why yu dans bak?? Oh, jeez… Naw it awn. Dammmit.”
Lawlz0rz.
Kitteh-Ann Inaba and Bruno TonLOLli might liek oranj kitteh’s moovez, but Len Goodcat is gonna take off pointz becuz kitteh broke dans hold in middle ov routine.
I predict 10, 8, 10.
U dare tu be treatn mee an meye cheez peepz dat wai! Obveouzlee U failz tu bee noticzing meye oranj colorz. Nowz eye getz u wit meye poizun!
Nobuddeh putz Ginger Kitteh ina corner.
U haz messed wif teh rong Cheez Peeps!
Kitteh are teaching an aerobics class, he says we burns caloriez, and gets our heart rates up, I shows U how.
um
iz Dansin-Wif-Infibizzle-Starz kitteh werin a bukeenee tawp?
Look at the intensities!!!!!
Serious kitteh wants to get it right!
i hab seen dis kitteh in sum uther pitchurs and i wunder duz aneebuddy know whut’s teh name of dis divine dansa? is it sicreet? is hims like teh bond kitteh?
him sure looks manlee!
momo,
I think u ar right, we has seen him earlier in “put your left foot in”, he ar dashing and and handsum!
yes, that one! oh, and i have seen sum mighty fine pitchurs uv teh guy in teh snow! i’z develupping a crush, a sicrit admirer kinda fing…
lookee heer, hims duz moar dancing! aaaahhh…
http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2826525020094287189hyvgOP
oh, sowry to has bothurd u awl wif my questchun, i has finded out teh handsum cat’s name and now i’z ready to ofishully anouns it to teh larger publick
and teh kitteh’s name izzzzz…… (suspenshun fur suspense)
Vladimir Punikki
yaaaay!
long live vladimir, i iz deeclaring mahself offishul leader of teh “vladimir fan society”. evry-un invited to has sum opening cocktails!
I joins 2, Vladimir FTW, checks out his other photus
http://community.webshots.com/user/vladimirpunikki
I maded u link to vladimir kitteh’s photus but wurdpress eated it.
cerss, too kittehs, cerss wif awl yer mite!
sorry fur awl teh posts wif same link, ordpress wuz meen to me… i reely wanted to promoat vladimir to teh world!!!
http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2826525020094287189hyvgOP
moar dancing frum vlady
is Tai Chi kitteh?
Astor Piazzola…
I heerz him.
Invisibull Butt Grab.
Poeenty ends kill Rome-ants.
iz not tango – iz apache danz. i flungs mi partna to da flor ofskreeen
(noes, not da shugahil gang ‘tontos jumpz on it jumpz on it!’ apache. iz da frenchy one.)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaalp!…
wth? This is MY Pic and my caption?? :O
He no dansing… he trie to git sucker offa himz bak
I hayt wen dat happinz
Cat looks like Puss ‘n’ Boots from Shrek.
Invisible Kung Fu
Lets do de Time Warps agaaaaiiiiiiin….
oh mai gawd – nuffin to say but purrfekt kapshun foar an abslootlee inkredibul foto.
lol stolen from 13 Nov submission
AND THEN A STEP TO THE RII-HII-III-IIIIGHT…
Oh, crap! I dropped Marie! Access Hollywood is right- this season is cursed.
Dang, jpet beet mee to itz! I wuz gonna sai, dis kitteh not still dansin, he tryin to ketch Marie!
Grate mines!
How does that cool cat do that?
cat
im a kitty cat
and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance
Ooh, it’s Vladimir Punikki again! Nice cat indeed.
Hi, kitty sssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooo cccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dat iz one fny dance my kitth