Comments on: I has a icecap.

By: Haley

Haley — Tue, 12 May 2009 13:03:45 +0000

this iz liek lolrus’s 1st pic

By: Darth-J

Darth-J — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:58:07 +0000

I’m Sorry, but is that entirely Necessary?

By: i-are-a-hoomin

i-are-a-hoomin — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:16:43 +0000

It is sad! pretty funny tho!

By: JP

JP — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:59:52 +0000

Agoracle iz lion

By: Wildclawcat

Wildclawcat — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:53:32 +0000

NO MOR GLOBAL WARMIN PLZ!

KITTY NO LIKEZ IT.

MAH BUTT IZ TO WARM.

((Poor Poor polar bears))

By: jmoore

jmoore — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:36:07 +0000

holy crap, people, get a grip on yourself! for months, my middle school comrades have told me that global warming is a “phase of the earth.” omg they are so freaking wrong its not even funny. there is evidence that suggests that burning fossil fuels connects to the depleting ice caps, and so on! im not one of those if-you-can-make-a-scientific-looking-graph-out-of-it-then-it-must-be-true person, but still! there is overwhelming evidence that GLOBAL WARMING, OZONE DEPLETION, and THERMAL EXPANSION (among others) are NOT just “phases of the earth.”

so ends josiah moore’s schpiel for today.
JOSIAH MOORE, civil and animal rights activist, peace activist, and energy conversion activist.

By: sr4delta

sr4delta — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:33:14 +0000

arg da lolarbar iz just near coast, coaster stay same and stuff live thar

By: Jakku

Jakku — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:42:52 +0000

Dat look liek a beech to meh! =]
Polar beer: Ah teh sunn, no wayt CREPE TEH SUNN!

By: fr8train

fr8train — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:27:37 +0000

Your an idiot.

By: GenEX the Hareoic

GenEX the Hareoic — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:24:36 +0000

Dis b really Inconveenet Trooth

By: JP

JP — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:25:46 +0000

Heh.. Ize Caps back and Tickker den ebar
AlGorical musta visited!

By: JJ

JJ — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:43:01 +0000

How sad… and cute… but mostly sad!

By: Zuxtron

Zuxtron — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:44:40 +0000

iz be glowball warmin causin dis. HALP TEH POLER BEARZ!

By: maneki neko

maneki neko — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:32:07 +0000

O, 1 moar thing- if yu stoopy huminz go byebye we miss you. miss da skritchez n de bettr nomnoms. If we gets desprit enugh we gotta nomnom da ROACHEZ! PLEH!!!!

By: maneki neko

maneki neko — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:04:46 +0000

nd we lolcats feels sorree 4 da lolar bearz cuz dey be needin de ice. But lolcats needs just plays to sleeps n da fud 2 nomnom. If stoopy humanz go byebye dogz in trubl also but catz keep goin by nomnom da mice!

By: maneki neko

maneki neko — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 21:57:18 +0000

Unfortunetlee, iz tru! Unless stoopy huminz comes up wif bettr teck… teke… machines 2 gets the thingz dey wants but not de greenhows gases DO NOT WANT! Dis rekwire stoopy huminz do stuf laiek to do nexessary reserchez an spend da moneyz on energee eficyuncy and consrvatyun stead uf de SUVs an McManshunz. An meybe eats less cheezburgers n more tofuburgers.

By: Teh Man Wit Deh Plan

Teh Man Wit Deh Plan — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:19:27 +0000

Fanks fer puttin dis up. Meny peoplz cume tu ur site, end dis maks a stetmant.

NO MOAR GLOBAL WARMINGZ!

By: Ish

Ish — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:06:43 +0000

Um, Marc, the photo does not make light of their plight, it highlights the tragedy.

By: Ish

Ish — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:02:46 +0000

Stevie Wondah,
You’re forgetting that the “big corps”, as you call them, CREATE many if not most of those wants.

“They’re just giving the people what they want” is the oldest excuse under the sun for corporate irresponsibility.

By: mooch

mooch — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:20:33 +0000

(CRIEZ)

By: Rowan

Rowan — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:52:26 +0000

huzby sayz lolar bear need bukkit for ice. goez back to hiz theory that lolrus bukkit was for kegger, guess lolar bears don’t drink beerz.

By: cartman

cartman — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:03:54 +0000

LOL !111
EAT THAT YOU STUPID BEAR !11111
^o^

By: Ranski

Ranski — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:35:33 +0000

Ittehbittehkitteh.

I be not commenting on ichc all teh times, but I luuuuurrvee readin yr posts allll teh times. Giggles!

Im not really very witteh but I like to read u

manny, happeh returns fuh u too

By: TazFriend

TazFriend — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:12:34 +0000

I git sad even frum lolrus, dis are teh worse
Funny, though

By: Stevie Wondah

Stevie Wondah — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:57:19 +0000

zeems mostest uv the peeps sup?ports da tehory of glowball warmuns bein caus ed by us stoopy hoomins. but we’s awl still bein the stoppies. we bwaims da govn’t and da bigs ohil corps, butt itz not thems itz us! we burns da gas, we tuns on da lights (en fogets teh turns tehn offf) we buys the tonnes n toones of craps at the wallymarts, and tosses its alws intoh da lanfilles affer. we ridxz teh SUV’ses. we builds da biggest homez dat uzez awl teh wood fom da fo-ests. we has to has teh new 52″ fwat skween tele. we eatz the nom noms in da groosry stow taht shipped frum awl ovah teh global (da 1 tahts gettin teh warms).

Is we readi too bee’s giben taht up? reducin our standurdz of libin? In dah mean of time da udder cuntries, like teh China, an the India now has teh opportuniti to has what we has. an tehys gonna get it 2oo. do we’s say ‘NO, Do Not Want’ to them so we can keeps it for us. nada, kant happn.

da big corps juz be sellin us waht we wants. zooplyin our demands. an the govn’t jus be der to create da infwastruktur so da mahkets be open to suppwy what we wantz.

we has too re-re-evauluate awl our wants. tehn the big corps can be changin what tehy sells us. tehn the gov’t can be makin teh changez we needs becauz tahts waht we want fo reals. till then she bees buzyness as use-u-all

i can has cheezburger? nope, you’s used up yo karbone creditz fo da monf. maybee you can saves some to has cheezburgers next monf.

pass teh SPF 400 sunscween plznthx

hoomin natur iz a betch

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:48:29 +0000

i tottally agrree wiff joo

lotz a gud peeps owt dere who treasure dee wurld an awll its occupants

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:59:54 +0000

At the risk of starting the whole Jesus cat thing over again. not all organized religions support this view. A bunch of mainline and – yes, I know it’s hard to believe – evangelical churches have taken stands against the Bush administration’s energy policies. All it takes is a little time on Google to see for yourself.

But yes, there is a dominionist theme out there [for more about it I recommend the website talk2action.org] and I heartily question their faithfulness to the faith. I think they are lock, stock, and prayer owned by the neo-cons who laugh at them behind closed doors. The union between the neo-cons and the religious (wrong) is an unholy alliance in pursuit of power and domination which has poisoned the planet.

But not all people of faith subscribe to their world-view and in fact, are as angry and heart sick about it as you are. Truly.

/soapbox

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:39:32 +0000

Dat is ‘mazin!
Great answer, moe– and in lol speak. I still struggle…

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:37:33 +0000

Sum hav hands over ears and say LAHAHALAL…won’t listen.
Too much sez you are whistling in the dark…

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:15:14 +0000

nawt so. ai aint blaymin jeebus. But sinns relidjun bekaym instichoonalized so hax teh eye deer dat hyoominz iz sentur ov teh yoonivurss. Wee shufnt bee havin to tayk kayr ov planet. Planet iz big nuff to tayk kayr ov itself -BUT senchooreez ov hyoomin pilludj sankchund bai a varyetee ov relidjus instichooshunz and rezultant anthroposentrik filosopheez haz led to naow. Killin hoel sossyeteez coz thay woz diffrent, slayvin, burnin, kroosaydin, repressin.

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:32:35 +0000

cuz him nots lafing.

cap iz funey but liek MCMK sez (an sez betar den SUM peepl), teh troof hurtz. we can has clymit chaenj, an so meny peepul hoo spozeta be in charjj ob tings just denai, denai, denai… rathr den put efart an munniez into maeking fings betar.

By: teachah w de kittehs

teachah w de kittehs — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:27:44 +0000

tnx U!

By: teachah w de kittehs

teachah w de kittehs — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:24:47 +0000

Wai dey pk on da sciencze? Sciencze de naice, funnee, Bill nye peeps. Kiddees lykes dats!!
I teeches teh Ing…Aiglsh…LankitchArz. rigthin en reedin. not moar portance den de skiense, buht moar de fun-dee-mintal. fex all testes scoars.

By: teachah w de kittehs

teachah w de kittehs — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:13:07 +0000

luk, i no lyk teh boosh maen in waite haus, en ai lyk pritty, pritty bloo plaenut kall urth.

buht ai ahlso lyk teh Jeebus, en teh Jeebus sez to tek keer ub teh plaenut. peeps blamin all tings on relijus jus igant.

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:05:34 +0000

TINA, well sedded. I has to dissygree bout oarganyzed relidjun, tho — at leest teh wun ai blongs too. Wee iz tolded dat our plais in naycherr maekz it our asponsibililitys to kair for teh plannit an for awl udder creechers livin on it. Iz berry unfor… unfot… sad dat so many peeples has twistied dat into sumfin else, sumfin greedee an selfish and kairlesses. “Awl fur mee an teh debbil taek teh hindmostest.” Pleh.

By: Seraph

Seraph — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:08:52 +0000

… Why is this not called a LOLARBEAR?

By: emceemk

emceemk — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:56:05 +0000

Troof hurtz.
But not as much as drowning.
Not so LOL, but belongs here ennyway.

Peace,
MK

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:25:55 +0000

Cows R teh 2nd larjest singul sorce ob methayn in teenytiny Ingerlan. Parrently farmehs has nao started feedin tehm teh garlik cos taht maeks tehm less windee in teh bottom reejuns. But tehy donut get to snog much!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:16:43 +0000

Umm – Qwertyman. Everyone here is speaking LOLcat. As you see, it is a little hard to learn – but perservere. You will get the hang of it. It’s really no harder than learning German. Actually, some people here – also very funny people don’t. Speak it. Of course, they can read it. It’s your choice. But . . .if you want to be able to read one of the funniest sites ever, then do make the effort to learn it.

I don’t think you will regret it. Just open up your mind a bit.

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:17:02 +0000

I had a tear in my eye as well. I don’t know how people can say they won’t change anything to help. We can change the way we live. They can’t

By: Marc

Marc — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:30:35 +0000

Wow…. considering the situation these incredible animals are in, this is in terribly bad taste. Thumbs down. Way down.

By: cjc

cjc — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:51:43 +0000

You must be new to cat pidgin.

By: Amy-la

Amy-la — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:44:05 +0000

poor polar bear!

By: moe

moe — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:30:49 +0000

oop. sry fer dubbl kommint. wurd prez be eetin my komintz erleeyer, nao it bee dubblin tehm

By: moe

moe — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:29:05 +0000

ohnoez!! someone, wud yu bleev it, i goez to teh London, an gess wot, dey awll speeks Englandish dere! Nyoo Yawrk too!! An in Paree, dey awll speeks Fronsh. An in Frankfoort, dey awll speeks teh Jurrman. Iz beeyawnd dizgusstin, peepz speekin teihr oan hawribl langwajz in teihr oan plais!!! Whut we gonna do?? Lolz!!

By: moe

moe — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:25:05 +0000

ohnoez!! someone, wud yu bleev it, i goez to teh London, an gess wot, dey awll speeks Englandish dere! Nyoo Yawrk too!! An in Paree, dey awll speeks Fronsh! An in Frankfoort, dey awll speeks teh Jurman! Iz beeyawnd dizgusstin, peepz speekin teihr oan hawribl langwajz in teihr oan plais!!! whut wee gonna do?? Lolz!

By: turtlol

turtlol — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:01:00 +0000

somewun, den whys UR reeding dem? Don’t lyke wut U seez, change channlz!

By: jjtucker

jjtucker — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:59:50 +0000

ibk,

i likes your frenzship but i aint eatin no peas. DO NOT LIKE! DO NOT WANT!

By: jjtucker

jjtucker — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:56:58 +0000

Then please take your toys and play somewhere else!

By: Antoinette

Antoinette — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:32:26 +0000

TINA, did you run fur prezdent, ai wud vote fur yoo.