I has a icecap.
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Noo they be stealin’ my icecap.
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NO MOAR GLOWBALL WARMIN, PLZ!!
kthnx
ohai!! i sry 2 brakes in - brakin in on mahseff, no less. an iz dubbel post - sry agin!! so orf topik… i goin owt ob town 4 holidays, mebbe nawt comes heer 4 few days. wants 2 makes sure i contakts mah frenz, iff dey nawt see dis in previus lolpic…
i wants 2 wishes mah frenz happeh fanksgibbing - wherebber deys r. iff u duznt do da fanksgibbing like dat - i wishes u happeh harbist. i wishes u plenteh momints 2 reflekt an bee fanksfull 4 da gud in ur lifes, 4 da gud in da whirrled. i wishes u gud fings 4 da futchure, i wishes u da foundayshun 4 beeg harbist nex yeer (an allways). i makes a toste 2 lurve, heelin, frenzship an peas - may mah frenz has dem nao an allways!!!
[u 2 menny 2 count…] {{{mah frenz}}} {{{mah dopted parints, gremlin an kaffleen}}}
ITTEHBITTEHKITTEH! noooooooooooooooooo…..how cans u bee teh furstee an den tells us u is goin awai!!!!
I dantses ebbery damn dants dat is nown too man.
*falls down from exawschun*
oh, itteh…I love you! <3
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family, too!
rite bak atcha IBK !!!!!!
weel be missin u butt hab funz an seez u when u returnz.!!!!!!
ahppi truky dai (hab sum 4 me OK?)
Ittehbittehkitteh an awl de otters (or kittehs):
Rite-bak-atcha! Hugz to {{{itteh}}} an awl owr otter cheez-frenz whooze commintz bryten mai daiz.
Itteh, ai saw yor post frum a few weekz bak wher yoo reveeled de embarrassin troof (abowt not bein itteh, or bitteh, or kitteh). I wanna say - in owr hartz, yoo is ittiest-bittiest-kitteh we’ve evvur seen! Nebber hab seen ennything so tinee an adorable. Yoo is kitteh in yor hart! An datz wher de troof livz. I is prowd to be yur adopptid parental-figger-ub-de-Interwebz.
Ai haz de Interwebz onlee at wurk (sigh) an so ai am not online on weekenz or holidaze. Ai wuz surprized lasst weekend to fine maiself relaxin at hoem, havvin a gud weekend, but wundrin wut ai wuz missin on ICHC! “What’re de cheez-peeps up to!” Cuddn wayt to chek in Mundai mornink. Ken yoo beleev ai wunned to go to wurk?
Iz ai addikted? Mebbe so. Ai’ve fownd an inneresting sied effekt: Ai startz to luk mor klosely for da phunnee ebberywharz. Triez to see da phunnee. Triez to be da phunnee. Triez to fin moar reezuns to LAFF an maek udder peeps laff!! Um, oberawl - I tink itza gud fing. I’ze thankful for de laffter.
{{hugz to da cheez-peeps, both de wunz whooze naems we awl gno, an de wunz kwietly reedin an laffin alowng}}
gremlin….yud sed it purrfektlee! Ibk is r bebbeh! And, yes….yu iz addikt naow! Haf a wunnerful holiday!
Manee fanx. Ebin tho we not haz Fanxgibbons in Skawtland.
happee fanksgibin 2 awl “y’all” U.S.’ers.
Haf a wunnerful time, lil wun! We will miss yur sweetness….be safe, happy turkey dai, an {{{{{ibk}}}}} from alla us!
ibk,
i likes your frenzship but i aint eatin no peas. DO NOT LIKE! DO NOT WANT!
Ittehbittehkitteh.
I be not commenting on ichc all teh times, but I luuuuurrvee readin yr posts allll teh times. Giggles!
Im not really very witteh but I like to read u
manny, happeh returns fuh u too
x
IBK - cans U clime outta ur liddle poket fur a nawt second danse?
Fankoo fur teh nice T-Gibbin Dai wishes.
{{{{{IBK}}}}}
ohai, romeow!!
{{{{romeow}}}}
mebbe i can climes owt iff i pixks up mah feets
HOIST
(historically, this has been a problem.)
hahaha! no prollem enny moar!
i owt ob mah pokkit, slidin down mah hyooming arm - hm. hez nawt likin dat awfull mutch… i on da floor wif mah pawses in da aer like a SUPER KITTEH (like i fites 4 justis 4 awlls kittehs).
cant tutch dis!!!
(mc hammer floofeh pants dants)
da da da dhum…
Wonerful imej. lurv dat fite fir justsh lolpix. An MC hemmer danse jus rite fir u an der polol bear. tanx fir al de lols. Et turki, sabe enbironment, end war.
Yeah IBK aka Supa Kitteh!
Aye doin teh floofy pants dants wif U!
Whew…dats won fass danse.
Aye stai heer wif U till ur dun dansin an ur hoomin scoops U up n putz U bak in ur pokkit.
Ur so itteh bitteh, Aye doan wan ennyfing to happen to U.
Aye wate rite heer n iffs U fallz frum ur hoomin, Aye will catch U. Ur so tineh, Aye noe Aye cud do it.
Aye promiss nawt to spike U iffs Aye hab to catch U. LCB waz wurried bout dat a while ago.
totally off thread
OMG !!!
http://www.lazygamer.co.uk/common/b3ta/dragon.gif
Aggressive Indian God kitteh is aggressive.
Defensive kitteh sits back and waits for IGK to get tired.
Your an idiot.
polol bare callin 4 al gorr.
This is just too sad. I mean… it’s funny, don’t get me wrong. But the truth behind it is so sad.
agreed
yeah… polar bears are actually drowning coz of the melting of icecaps, they have to swim further than normal and they get tired and drown. It’s really sad.
az eyebs unnerstan it, tahts not stribly tru, an globil wamin is being bad enuf wiffout makin stuffs up.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article767459.ece
iz troo!
peel me a grape?
iz nawt
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/7037671.stm
Or nawtz. Woodn’t bee teh furst tyme a noozpapyr wuz maekin stuff up to support an idee.
arg da lolarbar iz just near coast, coaster stay same and stuff live thar
Agreed, too.
o noes! poar pololar bar :(, n odder aminulz :(, n odder livin fings liek treez n plantz n stuf 2 :(.
Amen.
boo yakka shah!! exactleee. I haz buffin better to do than trawl teh paydjes ov ICHC ridikyooling relidjuss an soshul consurbativz (y’awl knoe it) but ai iz kompleetly on teh AAAAAGH, BROOOOTAL!!!!! sied ov teh ekwashun heer. Cheez, Tofu - mutch hugz to yooz for runnin this wun. Iz harsh. Iz paynful. Iz not funny. Iz distressing. And haz evry reesin for being shown alongsied awl teh pikshaz dat mayk uz LOL.
If i had sum weppins grayd plootoneeyum ai wud giv it to funnymentalist pengwinz an cheer wiv teh glee az thay wype Gordge Bush, Hallibuton, Ekzon, Alcoa, Foard, Shell, etc. off teh fayss of this distressd plannit.
oh yeh, and heepz ov oarganyzed relidjunz too - coz thay haz helpd guide hoominz to teh misstaykun purrsepshun dat wee iz sumhow thee soopeereeyur lief form an that teh plannet iz heer foar our dispozal, dat animulz iz dispozable, dat forestz mayk gud parkin lotz, an dat oshunz iz fish farmz and wayst dumpz. Manifesst desstinee iz in fool effekt, oanlee naow it iz awl teh west agenst naychur, rather dan awl teh whiteyz agenst teh browneez… awltho that iz awlso still in effekt… az a relidjuss war… quid pro quo.
WOW !!!!
SMACK DOOOoooooowwwwwwNN !!!
Iz gotts ta wudner if a certain administrashun an certain corporashuns
are feelingz a bit crispy rownd dee edges !!!
I supports yur rite to type, activate, an sling sum singars now an den….
Consider yurself slinged and singed !!!
Iz reellee hoping de fuchar is brighter foar owr snow bear buddies an
awll owar global neighbors no matter wut dere race or religion…
holy frootbatz. . . ai tink wee haz hit a nurv!!
we iz in Ostraylya hoepin dat owr filthy bigot eco-tear-a-wrist getz kikd owt in elekshunz in 3 daze time. Then wee ratify Keeyoto witch wud be muchly simbolik at teh moemunt, but teh simbolz kan be teh powrful tingz, AND that will leev Bush & Co. widdowt a singul non-ratifyed developed ally. ZING!! That will be teh munny shot.
i haz dun a LOLitishun frenzee on mai blurg but thay iz moastlee unknoen to resst ov teh wurld an myte lykely mayk noa senss. um. ktxbai.
thiss iz ment tu be down thayr… o wotevr.
TINA, well sedded. I has to dissygree bout oarganyzed relidjun, tho — at leest teh wun ai blongs too. Wee iz tolded dat our plais in naycherr maekz it our asponsibililitys to kair for teh plannit an for awl udder creechers livin on it. Iz berry unfor… unfot… sad dat so many peeples has twistied dat into sumfin else, sumfin greedee an selfish and kairlesses. “Awl fur mee an teh debbil taek teh hindmostest.” Pleh.
luk, i no lyk teh boosh maen in waite haus, en ai lyk pritty, pritty bloo plaenut kall urth.
buht ai ahlso lyk teh Jeebus, en teh Jeebus sez to tek keer ub teh plaenut. peeps blamin all tings on relijus jus igant.
nawt so. ai aint blaymin jeebus. But sinns relidjun bekaym instichoonalized so hax teh eye deer dat hyoominz iz sentur ov teh yoonivurss. Wee shufnt bee havin to tayk kayr ov planet. Planet iz big nuff to tayk kayr ov itself -BUT senchooreez ov hyoomin pilludj sankchund bai a varyetee ov relidjus instichooshunz and rezultant anthroposentrik filosopheez haz led to naow. Killin hoel sossyeteez coz thay woz diffrent, slayvin, burnin, kroosaydin, repressin.
At the risk of starting the whole Jesus cat thing over again. not all organized religions support this view. A bunch of mainline and - yes, I know it’s hard to believe - evangelical churches have taken stands against the Bush administration’s energy policies. All it takes is a little time on Google to see for yourself.
But yes, there is a dominionist theme out there [for more about it I recommend the website talk2action.org] and I heartily question their faithfulness to the faith. I think they are lock, stock, and prayer owned by the neo-cons who laugh at them behind closed doors. The union between the neo-cons and the religious (wrong) is an unholy alliance in pursuit of power and domination which has poisoned the planet.
But not all people of faith subscribe to their world-view and in fact, are as angry and heart sick about it as you are. Truly.
/soapbox
i tottally agrree wiff joo
lotz a gud peeps owt dere who treasure dee wurld an awll its occupants
Oh, TINA.
This is my favorite post of yours.
You have said things in the past that made me turn away because you don’t sugar coat, but I have to STAND UP AND ‘CHEER WITH GLEE’ FOR THIS ONE!!!!
Elebuntee millyun cheezeburgas fur u!
Yep yep yep yep an yep !!!!!!!!! ai’ll hole yer soap boks ani time u wantz TINA
Teh damage taht Bush an hiz cronies hab casueded ……to teh planet, to teh soshul stucture , to our (mericaz) name round teh whirled to teh economi…..will taek us YEERZ and YEERZ to reparez, an iz prolly too late fer sum…….
Garrison Keillior wont eben cawl him bi mane, he referz to bush as “taht persun in teh white houze” an tahta’z being too nise ifn u askses mi…..
teh wun ting we can awl be fankful for dis TDay iz taht hez almostest out o heer !!!!! cant be too soon fer me…
TINA… I think I heart you. Mwah.
I’m breaking mai self-imposed silence to stand up and cheer fur tina!!! I’m with yoo awl the way! As r moast of mai frenz and famblee.
Wun day left - fur mai survival. Ai’m shifting into higher geer yet! Ai think ai kin do it. And if nawt - oh well. At leest everywun wlll hav nice food and drink and yummy dessertz! And gud company. I’ll just say - waev mai hand at them and say - yoo are nawt seeing eny mess enewhar - is awl verree byootiful. Ai beleeve in Obi Wan….ai bleeve in Obi Wan. . . .
Happy tomorrow to everywun - including our deer non-Merikan frenz everywhar.
Bak to teh mop . . .
Heehee! LOLOLOLOL!!!
funnymentalist pengwinz!!!
Furr teh win!!!
s’wut teh werld needz> more funnymentalist pengwinz spreddin teh crazee giggels n laffs rownd.
TINA, did you run fur prezdent, ai wud vote fur yoo.
I had a tear in my eye as well. I don’t know how people can say they won’t change anything to help. We can change the way we live. They can’t
I can haz globil wamin?
I can haz ozone layer?
I can haz whirled peaz?
We won’t eat fish without our mushy peas
(Brits would get that one)
I lubs “brit food” names.
Spottid Dick
Bubble an skweek
mushee pees
YUM O! ;0p
Tode Inna Hoal
i can has fun-knee baddass cats? dey rly m8k mii happee!
Rumbledethumps, Starry Gazy pie, bangers n mash……..but I doan lik teh mushy peas much ackshully. Cheers evryone. Gud harbest to awl n Habby Tanksgibbon also.
No. Can’t has. Wee gonna fix it iff we has too kick mannee butts.
Butt wee gunna fix.
So dere.
Dat make dis kitteh sads.
Warmin urth makes for homeless Poler Bearz…
dis make all kittehs sads.
i can has earth back to normal now plz?
poler bare cud come visit my apartment … just got homez frum werk and it is COLD. am wearing my kittehns fur warmth.